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Topic | When my family gets together all they talk about is money. |
__aCEr__ 04/18/21 6:51:50 PM #4 | You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | I feel like half my TV watching is either Law and Order or BBC nature shows |
__aCEr__ 04/18/21 6:12:55 PM #3 | You aren't watching NCIS yet so there's still time. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Finally scheduled my vaccines at Walgreens |
__aCEr__ 04/18/21 6:02:50 PM #6 | Pfizer is 3 weeks. Moderna is 4 weeks. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player! |
__aCEr__ 04/18/21 4:19:42 PM #2 | Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Taking blood pressure medication for the first time with no instructions |
__aCEr__ 04/18/21 2:07:22 PM #6 | Dude, call a doctor. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | What do you call a blind dinosaur? |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 11:39:29 PM #2 | This joke right here...this is the joke that killed the dinosaurs. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Ontario Construction Workers Fired After a Retirement Party with Stripper... |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 6:43:40 PM #11 | Just doing a little work with Habitat for Ho-manity. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | TIL one of my friends who works in a skilled nursing facility is an antivaxxer |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 4:22:35 PM #3 | She works in a nursing home and they didn't make her get vaccinated? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Florida woman charged for allegedly threatening to kill Kamala Harris |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 1:03:06 PM #13 | Setting aside the stupidity of sending these videos through a system where 100% of communications are monitored by law enforcement, why was she sending messages directed at Harris to her husband anyway? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | I hope you all have a good Saturday, and remember... |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 12:01:55 PM #3 | But a Saturday beat up my dad. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | americans be like |
__aCEr__ 04/17/21 11:39:01 AM #7 | What if a time rift occurs and a 14-year-old you who is driving comes through it and runs over the 14-year-old you who is crossing the street? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | What do you think of this letter CE, about finding your purpose in life |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 9:46:17 PM #4 | No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax This wont hurt. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | SPE is CLOSED |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 8:07:16 PM #8 | That Korok thing was fucking stupid. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Multiple People Shot at Indianapolis FedEx Facility |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 4:11:35 PM #58 | DystopiaMan coming in hot with his 1 active post. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | What are your favourite songs from The Simpsons? |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 3:08:47 PM #6 | I love you, Dr. Zaius! --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Drunk men inject penises with anti-hematoma cream |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 2:27:58 PM #5 | You can't say you're a true bro until you inject a substance into your bro's penis. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | New Zealand wants to ban selling tobacco to anyone born after 2004 |
__aCEr__ 04/16/21 12:10:59 PM #29 | Giant_Aspirin posted... which story? the one in the OP reported by Reuters? yeah, it is. RT isn't short for Reuters, man lol --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Cleveland Indians changing their name next year. What do you think about this? |
__aCEr__ 04/15/21 10:18:50 PM #7 | Since they've already gotten rid of all the imagery associated with it I think it's a good call to just go ahead and get a new name. Gives them an opportunity to get a logo that is cooler than just a C. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientific minds. He didn't get laid |
__aCEr__ 04/15/21 8:45:19 PM #4 | Droppin' apples when you really just want to drop some panties. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Reuters is going behind a paywall |
__aCEr__ 04/15/21 8:42:17 PM #60 | Yeah good luck with that price point lol --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Daytona Beach PD searching for driver who jumped drawbridge as it was rising |
__aCEr__ 04/15/21 8:11:21 PM #21 | When not being late is worth more to you than a windshield. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Video of someone receiving vaccine |
__aCEr__ 04/15/21 8:43:46 AM #15 | Error, you have the power to get rid of this. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | How many of you think the officer who killed ashli babbit should be charged? |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 10:34:45 PM #7 | The dude saved lives so no. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | HBO is teasing something BIG for Game of Thrones |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 10:32:11 PM #8 | Strike while the iron throne is cold. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Courtney Stodden comes out: "I'm non-binary" |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 10:30:36 PM #9 | Oh is that the person who married Percy from the Green Mile? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Just Paid $175 off Amazon for the Gamecube version of Twilight Princess |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 10:05:08 PM #29 | Duncanwii posted... Who in god's name still owns a Wii U when everything good on it is on the Switch? Yeah...except the superior version of the game you just bought for a shitload of money. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | David Hasselhoff's daughter strips down and poses for Playboy. Makes history. |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 8:39:06 PM #9 | Haven't the Germans been through enough? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Got back from the grocery store with 2 potatoes for.... potatoe tacos!!! |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 6:50:58 PM #4 | Why don't you leave the potato and make it a loaded baked potato? --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | remember mal_fet? |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 6:30:05 PM #8 | g0ldie posted... iirc, he said something about going back to school for physics An appropriate field for someone who acted as if something fell on his head. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Do you think we will see spoilers in furniture marvel films? |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 6:26:25 PM #10 | Probably focus on Wardrobe Machine. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Jurassic Park came out 40 years ago. |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 5:53:01 PM #7 | Back then they were able to use actual dinosaurs. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Do you think a legit famous person has ever posted on CE? |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 5:48:36 PM #27 | Kevin Durant probably does. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | does anyone else think it's bizzare just how many celebrities avoided 9/11? |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 11:53:19 AM #13 | Well all of those you listed aside from MJ are from the New England area so all of them being booked on a plane departing Boston heading to Los Angeles isn't really unusual. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Just flossing out a tiny popcorn kernel thats been stuck in my teeth for 2 weeks |
__aCEr__ 04/14/21 11:44:05 AM #4 | My constant struggle between my love of popcorn and my hate of flicking at my teeth with my tongue throughout the rest of the night. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | You're the worst character ever, Towelie! |
__aCEr__ 04/13/21 9:02:37 PM #2 | They say that but he's actually one of my favorite characters. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Do people use their butthoe for sex? |
__aCEr__ 04/13/21 8:06:44 PM #26 | Only the fun ones. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | first party i've attended since covid, made a fucking fool of myself |
__aCEr__ 04/12/21 10:03:55 PM #4 | So the trick to getting people to stay home during a pandemic is to make them wear embarrassing Lil Bow Wow shirts. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Darkprince47 has been banned. |
__aCEr__ 04/12/21 9:55:09 PM #27 | They finally up here banning folks. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Man, fuck Star Wars Episode 8 >_> *spoilers* |
__aCEr__ 04/11/21 8:18:23 PM #48 | I didn't like TLJ but I have to say I think it has some of the coolest moments of the ST. Though as a whole, the entire trilogy is rather forgettable. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Mass Effect Legendary Edition seems kinda lazy |
__aCEr__ 04/10/21 3:06:28 PM #16 | I think your research has been lazy, TC. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Aaron Rodgers seems a lot more stiff as host on Jeopardy than I assumed he'd be |
__aCEr__ 04/10/21 1:57:23 PM #5 | His brother Jordan would be a better host. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | What happened to canceling straws? |
__aCEr__ 04/10/21 11:04:59 AM #3 | People decided they hate paper straws more than they like sea turtles. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Red States are Vaccinating at a Lower Rate Than Blue States |
__aCEr__ 04/10/21 10:48:37 AM #20 | We're at a point in my state (South Carolina) where you don't even need to make an appointment anymore. Anybody over 16 can just walk in to a vaccination site and get it. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Nearly 40% of Marines have declined Covid-19 vaccine |
__aCEr__ 04/09/21 9:42:52 PM #14 | I'm surprised people in the military are given the choice. --- See you next Wednesday. |
Topic | Got a sub to the Criterion channel. Recommend me kino |
__aCEr__ 04/09/21 9:09:09 PM #20 | Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice --- See you next Wednesday. |
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