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TopicWhen my family gets together all they talk about is money.
__aCEr__
04/18/21 6:51:50 PM
#4
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.

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TopicI feel like half my TV watching is either Law and Order or BBC nature shows
__aCEr__
04/18/21 6:12:55 PM
#3
You aren't watching NCIS yet so there's still time.

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TopicFinally scheduled my vaccines at Walgreens
__aCEr__
04/18/21 6:02:50 PM
#6
Pfizer is 3 weeks. Moderna is 4 weeks.

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TopicShut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player!
__aCEr__
04/18/21 4:19:42 PM
#2
Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

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TopicTaking blood pressure medication for the first time with no instructions
__aCEr__
04/18/21 2:07:22 PM
#6
Dude, call a doctor.

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TopicWhat do you call a blind dinosaur?
__aCEr__
04/17/21 11:39:29 PM
#2
This joke right here...this is the joke that killed the dinosaurs.

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TopicOntario Construction Workers Fired After a Retirement Party with Stripper...
__aCEr__
04/17/21 6:43:40 PM
#11
Just doing a little work with Habitat for Ho-manity.

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TopicTIL one of my friends who works in a skilled nursing facility is an antivaxxer
__aCEr__
04/17/21 4:22:35 PM
#3
She works in a nursing home and they didn't make her get vaccinated?

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TopicFlorida woman charged for allegedly threatening to kill Kamala Harris
__aCEr__
04/17/21 1:03:06 PM
#13
Setting aside the stupidity of sending these videos through a system where 100% of communications are monitored by law enforcement, why was she sending messages directed at Harris to her husband anyway?

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TopicI hope you all have a good Saturday, and remember...
__aCEr__
04/17/21 12:01:55 PM
#3
But a Saturday beat up my dad.

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Topicamericans be like
__aCEr__
04/17/21 11:39:01 AM
#7
What if a time rift occurs and a 14-year-old you who is driving comes through it and runs over the 14-year-old you who is crossing the street?

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TopicWhat do you think of this letter CE, about finding your purpose in life
__aCEr__
04/16/21 9:46:17 PM
#4
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax This wont hurt.

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TopicSPE is CLOSED
__aCEr__
04/16/21 8:07:16 PM
#8
That Korok thing was fucking stupid.

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TopicMultiple People Shot at Indianapolis FedEx Facility
__aCEr__
04/16/21 4:11:35 PM
#58
DystopiaMan coming in hot with his 1 active post.

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TopicWhat are your favourite songs from The Simpsons?
__aCEr__
04/16/21 3:08:47 PM
#6
I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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TopicDrunk men inject penises with anti-hematoma cream
__aCEr__
04/16/21 2:27:58 PM
#5
You can't say you're a true bro until you inject a substance into your bro's penis.

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TopicNew Zealand wants to ban selling tobacco to anyone born after 2004
__aCEr__
04/16/21 12:10:59 PM
#29
Giant_Aspirin posted...
which story? the one in the OP reported by Reuters? yeah, it is.

RT isn't short for Reuters, man lol

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TopicCleveland Indians changing their name next year. What do you think about this?
__aCEr__
04/15/21 10:18:50 PM
#7
Since they've already gotten rid of all the imagery associated with it I think it's a good call to just go ahead and get a new name. Gives them an opportunity to get a logo that is cooler than just a C.

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TopicIsaac Newton was one of the greatest scientific minds. He didn't get laid
__aCEr__
04/15/21 8:45:19 PM
#4
Droppin' apples when you really just want to drop some panties.

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TopicReuters is going behind a paywall
__aCEr__
04/15/21 8:42:17 PM
#60
Yeah good luck with that price point lol

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TopicDaytona Beach PD searching for driver who jumped drawbridge as it was rising
__aCEr__
04/15/21 8:11:21 PM
#21
When not being late is worth more to you than a windshield.

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TopicVideo of someone receiving vaccine
__aCEr__
04/15/21 8:43:46 AM
#15
Error, you have the power to get rid of this.

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TopicHow many of you think the officer who killed ashli babbit should be charged?
__aCEr__
04/14/21 10:34:45 PM
#7
The dude saved lives so no.

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TopicHBO is teasing something BIG for Game of Thrones
__aCEr__
04/14/21 10:32:11 PM
#8
Strike while the iron throne is cold.

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TopicCourtney Stodden comes out: "I'm non-binary"
__aCEr__
04/14/21 10:30:36 PM
#9
Oh is that the person who married Percy from the Green Mile?

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TopicJust Paid $175 off Amazon for the Gamecube version of Twilight Princess
__aCEr__
04/14/21 10:05:08 PM
#29
Duncanwii posted...
Who in god's name still owns a Wii U when everything good on it is on the Switch?

Yeah...except the superior version of the game you just bought for a shitload of money.

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TopicDavid Hasselhoff's daughter strips down and poses for Playboy. Makes history.
__aCEr__
04/14/21 8:39:06 PM
#9
Haven't the Germans been through enough?

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TopicGot back from the grocery store with 2 potatoes for.... potatoe tacos!!!
__aCEr__
04/14/21 6:50:58 PM
#4
Why don't you leave the potato and make it a loaded baked potato?

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Topicremember mal_fet?
__aCEr__
04/14/21 6:30:05 PM
#8
g0ldie posted...
iirc, he said something about going back to school for physics

An appropriate field for someone who acted as if something fell on his head.

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TopicDo you think we will see spoilers in furniture marvel films?
__aCEr__
04/14/21 6:26:25 PM
#10
Probably focus on Wardrobe Machine.

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TopicJurassic Park came out 40 years ago.
__aCEr__
04/14/21 5:53:01 PM
#7
Back then they were able to use actual dinosaurs.

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TopicDo you think a legit famous person has ever posted on CE?
__aCEr__
04/14/21 5:48:36 PM
#27
Kevin Durant probably does.

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Topicdoes anyone else think it's bizzare just how many celebrities avoided 9/11?
__aCEr__
04/14/21 11:53:19 AM
#13
Well all of those you listed aside from MJ are from the New England area so all of them being booked on a plane departing Boston heading to Los Angeles isn't really unusual.

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TopicJust flossing out a tiny popcorn kernel thats been stuck in my teeth for 2 weeks
__aCEr__
04/14/21 11:44:05 AM
#4
My constant struggle between my love of popcorn and my hate of flicking at my teeth with my tongue throughout the rest of the night.

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TopicYou're the worst character ever, Towelie!
__aCEr__
04/13/21 9:02:37 PM
#2
They say that but he's actually one of my favorite characters.

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TopicDo people use their butthoe for sex?
__aCEr__
04/13/21 8:06:44 PM
#26
Only the fun ones.

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Topicfirst party i've attended since covid, made a fucking fool of myself
__aCEr__
04/12/21 10:03:55 PM
#4
So the trick to getting people to stay home during a pandemic is to make them wear embarrassing Lil Bow Wow shirts.

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TopicDarkprince47 has been banned.
__aCEr__
04/12/21 9:55:09 PM
#27
They finally up here banning folks.

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TopicMan, fuck Star Wars Episode 8 >_> *spoilers*
__aCEr__
04/11/21 8:18:23 PM
#48
I didn't like TLJ but I have to say I think it has some of the coolest moments of the ST. Though as a whole, the entire trilogy is rather forgettable.

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TopicMass Effect Legendary Edition seems kinda lazy
__aCEr__
04/10/21 3:06:28 PM
#16
I think your research has been lazy, TC.

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TopicAaron Rodgers seems a lot more stiff as host on Jeopardy than I assumed he'd be
__aCEr__
04/10/21 1:57:23 PM
#5
His brother Jordan would be a better host.

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TopicWhat happened to canceling straws?
__aCEr__
04/10/21 11:04:59 AM
#3
People decided they hate paper straws more than they like sea turtles.

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TopicRed States are Vaccinating at a Lower Rate Than Blue States
__aCEr__
04/10/21 10:48:37 AM
#20
We're at a point in my state (South Carolina) where you don't even need to make an appointment anymore. Anybody over 16 can just walk in to a vaccination site and get it.

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TopicNearly 40% of Marines have declined Covid-19 vaccine
__aCEr__
04/09/21 9:42:52 PM
#14
I'm surprised people in the military are given the choice.

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TopicGot a sub to the Criterion channel. Recommend me kino
__aCEr__
04/09/21 9:09:09 PM
#20
Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice

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