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TopicMovie idea: Ex special forces guy gets called back for one last job
Orlando_Jordan
04/09/21 5:11:58 PM
#4
Also, make a scene where he initially says no, and then learns that the bad guy is his old rival.

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TopicWhy is drinking at work so taboo?
Orlando_Jordan
04/09/21 1:51:26 PM
#39
TC should go to AA.

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TopicRemember that girl who liked you in high school?
Orlando_Jordan
04/09/21 5:34:13 AM
#1
She doesnt remember you.

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TopicIf Biden cancels student loans I want my money back.
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 8:51:46 PM
#25
RadiantJoyrock posted...
This argument holds no weight when most people stuck with them had no other option to get an education.
It holds plenty of weight. They didn't HAVE to go to college. They could have just gone to work, debt free, or gone to trade school or community college. There were plenty of options.

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TopicIf we could all shoot energy beams from our hands whose would be strongest?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 8:45:43 PM
#6
It clearly depends on your power level. No weak nerd who can't bench 95 lbs is going to be in the top 10.

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TopicIf Biden cancels student loans I want my money back.
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 8:36:41 PM
#10
ScazarMeltex posted...
Imagine being mad that a giant truck didn't stop after it hit you. "Well I got hit, so everyone else in the road should get hit also"
You willingly took out a loan, fully understanding that you would not only have to pay it back, but pay it back with interest. You didn't get hit by a truck.

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TopicIf Biden cancels student loans I want my money back.
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 8:34:26 PM
#4
He should offer "loan forgiveness" in the form of allowing them to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy.

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TopicSo, is there anyone who finds the "Karen cut" hot?....anyone?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 4:41:46 PM
#29
CE would simp for a Karen if one was actually interested.

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TopicIf you ran a bar, would you allow incels?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 4:37:15 PM
#22
lemondrop7 posted...
have them watch 500 days of summer. If they think Tom is the good guy, theyre an incel
I never saw this, but LOL.

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TopicImagine falling for the lie that scalpers are kind old grandmothers.
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 4:34:02 PM
#1
A grandma doesnt know how to use bots to buy dozens of PS5s. Scalpers are jerks like that Boogie guy from YouTube.

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TopicIf you ran a bar, would you allow incels?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 2:09:37 PM
#15
MrMegaPhoenix posted...
> incel goes to a bar
> incel waits to closing time
> incel approaches chick on her own thats totally wasted and almost passing out
> incel says "wanna come back to my place"
> incel succeeds

theres a chance, its just gross
Girls usually go to the bar in pairs. Theres no way a girl would let her wasted friend leave with an incel. And even if she was alone, shed say no.

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TopicIf you ran a bar, would you allow incels?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 11:47:08 AM
#7
lemondrop7 posted...
Incels dont go to bars too high a chance they may actually get laid
Theres a 0% chance an incel possesses enough game to pull a woman from a bar.

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TopicIf you ran a bar, would you allow incels?
Orlando_Jordan
04/07/21 10:38:16 AM
#1
Or would you tell the bouncer to turn them away?

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TopicRobocop is now considered a classic movie.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 4:23:13 PM
#1
It makes you feel old, doesnt it?

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TopicThe Motley Fool is pure clickbait garbage.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 2:14:18 PM
#3
SevenTenths posted...
Then don't advertise it
I like to make fun of websites here. Where else am I going to do it? Bring up websites at parties?

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TopicThe Motley Fool is pure clickbait garbage.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 2:10:24 PM
#1
Forget Netflix, this super secret stock will be 23X bigger!

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TopicOrdered food and ate outside in car with friend, cops called on us lol
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 11:41:19 AM
#4
Are you driving a 1994 Honda Civic with no seatbelts and rusted paint?

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TopicMy dad thinks the Earth is a living organism.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 12:25:13 AM
#1
He also said that diseases are part of Earths immune system. Is he a crazy hippie?

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TopicImagine being a nerd who pays for gigabit internet.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 12:19:18 AM
#4
MabusIncarnate posted...
Remember when you had PC specs as your signature? You can't call people nerds, you lost that privilege.
Im a proud nerd.

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TopicImagine being a nerd who pays for gigabit internet.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 12:16:34 AM
#1
Could you imagine?

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TopicYou get to be a human centipede with the girl you like and Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
04/06/21 12:13:44 AM
#6
Squall28 posted...
Why would anyone not pick front?
Why would you willingly become a human centipede?

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TopicYou get to be a human centipede with the girl you like and Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
04/05/21 11:24:52 PM
#1
Which configuration would you choose?

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TopicRemember Conflict?
Orlando_Jordan
04/05/21 7:23:25 PM
#1
no

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TopicYou're the hottest chick in HS and hate this bitch named Annie when some nerd
Orlando_Jordan
04/05/21 2:40:17 PM
#20
How the fuck did he think pretending his friend asked her out was going to get him a yes once he asked her? She already thought it was him and said no.

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TopicYou're the hottest chick in HS and hate this bitch named Annie when some nerd
Orlando_Jordan
04/05/21 2:39:15 PM
#19
This is the level of game the average CEman has.

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Topic'She was gross and just a kid last week but she's 18 this week so she's hot.'
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 9:25:23 AM
#32
Don't worry about what random people think of your relationships.

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Topicdudes woke up on that shit.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 6:50:22 AM
#5
ReggieBush09 posted...
brazillan babies channel.
what the fuck?

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Topicbeta and omega males can't get laid when an alpha is in the picture
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 6:47:07 AM
#3
The truth is, some women aren't into "alpha" men. Otherwise, beta males wouldn't get laid, which they actually do IRL.

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TopicI might need therapy to break this habit of hitting up escorts so often
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 6:36:41 AM
#21
Just watch porn until you can get a GF.

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TopicIf Chad proposed to the girl you like, she would say yes.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 1:38:40 AM
#3
BloodMoon7 posted...
Why the fuck would I propose?

Actually why the fuck would Chad propose? He's fucking Chad.
Chad works in mysterious ways.

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TopicIf Chad proposed to the girl you like, she would say yes.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 1:28:12 AM
#1
If you proposed, what do you suppose shed say?

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TopicAre women smart?
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 1:18:07 AM
#1
Are women smart?


I think so.

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TopicA car defines a man's status.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 12:32:17 AM
#14
BettyWhite posted...
What do you drive Ojo?
A 2019 Lexus LS.

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TopicA car defines a man's status.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 12:26:42 AM
#10
Heartomaton posted...
I mean, that's elitist and wrong, but I ain't gonna argue with ya.
You aint gonna argue because you know its the truth.

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TopicA car defines a man's status.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 12:20:27 AM
#4
No_U_L7 posted...
*watch
In the 1980s, yes. These days, a watch is almost obsolete due to smartphones. That said, me being an old fashioned man, I can appreciate a quality timepiece.

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TopicA car defines a man's status.
Orlando_Jordan
04/04/21 12:18:34 AM
#1
Luxury car: Luxury man
Cheap beater car: Cheap beater man
No car: Yikes.

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TopicI am a volcel AMA
Orlando_Jordan
04/03/21 7:19:13 PM
#16
No_U_L7 posted...
depends on perspective, it's involuntary in that it's the pandemic causing me to refrain
Chad doesnt refrain. He gets hot college girls who are ready to enjoy spring break delivered to his door.

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TopicI am a volcel AMA
Orlando_Jordan
04/03/21 2:50:33 PM
#10
Im sure its voluntary.

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Topic550k but your weight and Boogie2988's weight are now connected
Orlando_Jordan
04/03/21 1:43:21 PM
#2
Can I keep him in a basement and force him to exercise for food?

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TopicDo you think we'll actually end up in a cyberpunk dystopia?
Orlando_Jordan
04/03/21 12:28:41 PM
#9
We already are in one.

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TopicEver wonder why there's never been a mass shooting at a gun show?
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 10:55:30 PM
#14
RadiantJoyrock posted...
I've never heard of a single case of gun free zones being targeted.
Every school shooting thats ever happened

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TopicEver wonder why there's never been a mass shooting at a gun show?
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 10:02:26 PM
#6
Why do you suppose gun-free zones are targeted by bad guys, and not gun ranges or gun shows? It really makes you think.

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TopicEver wonder why there's never been a mass shooting at a gun show?
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 9:59:02 PM
#1
If guns are the problem, have you ever wondered why a place with so many guns has never been targeted?

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TopicRemember when Obama invited "Clock Kid" to the WH?
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 9:55:24 PM
#1
And then his dad admitted to orchestrating the whole thing on purpose? Truly one of the most embarrassing moments of our nation.

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TopicMy neighbor lost his hand because he automated his garbage disposal.
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 5:10:55 PM
#11
trappedunderice posted...
No.
His smart home system thought he wanted it to turn on the garbage disposal.

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TopicMy neighbor lost his hand because he automated his garbage disposal.
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 5:04:29 PM
#6
monkmith posted...
automated it? how? what made it turn on automatically?
He rigged it up with a smart switch. Apparently, he dropped a spoon in the garbage disposal and said something like "damn, I dropped it in the garbage disposal" and when he reached in, it turned on.

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Topicwhy am i seeing "smooth brain" used more and more as an insult?
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 4:58:17 PM
#7
Chicken posted...
What are you doing to make multiple people call you that?
Probably trying PUA techniques at the Dungeons & Dragons Reddit meetup.

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TopicMy neighbor lost his hand because he automated his garbage disposal.
Orlando_Jordan
04/02/21 4:55:43 PM
#1
Keep a manual switch for your garbage disposal.

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