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| Topic | Dear Texas, send us some of your cold weather |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/16/21 1:00:13 AM #3 | No way. I've been enjoying these 60, 70 degree days. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | If you had poop on your arm, you wouldnt just wipe it off with a paper towel |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/15/21 2:05:55 PM #7 | Just flick it off. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | dave chappelle's white guy voice ALWAYS gets me |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/14/21 10:43:00 PM #6 | "It didn't kill him, but it probably fucked his day up." Damn, I havent seen that special in a long. I forgot how hilarious it was. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Treat major burns with grafts of fish skin! |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/14/21 2:54:54 AM #2 | https://imgur.com/B9Atkfh --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Funniest Simpsons scene of all time? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/14/21 2:23:46 AM #57 | https://youtu.be/vsTFkdpeXGY --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Porkchop Sandwiches! |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/14/21 1:50:18 AM #14 | I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT, I ALREADY HAD HIM! --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Funniest Simpsons scene of all time? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/13/21 8:02:17 PM #24 | https://youtu.be/U6qBnykH0DU I lose it everytime I see Homer in this just drooling and snoring. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Trumps lawyer melts down after being laughed at. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/13/21 3:26:33 PM #26 | LivingLegend posted... Philly-delphia It reminded me of this. https://youtu.be/1HKv6EaUy8E --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Lawyer with a cat filter during a Zoom court proceeding. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/10/21 7:38:05 AM #68 | That first "uhhh" from him and the wide eyes made me lose it. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | so awkward calling them "aunt", "uncle" |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/09/21 1:26:31 PM #13 |  --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | ***Official Super bowl LV and Commercial topic*** |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/07/21 9:14:08 PM #293 | Roethlisberger: Wow, Tom dove on that. He is the greatest. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Finally got my living room set up at my new place |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/07/21 4:54:49 PM #23 | Corners are too pointy. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | $1000 / week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/06/21 11:09:09 AM #29 | https://youtu.be/_w5ltUgjhwk --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Tarter sauce with your fish: Yes or No |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/03/21 1:37:36 PM #16 | Damn I shouldn't have clicked this topic. Now I want fish and chips. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Netflix accused of ageism for casting 35 y/o Carey Mulligan as a 56 y/o woman |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/03/21 1:22:09 PM #5 | Wait until the de-aging effects Disney has been using really takes off with older actors in the next decade or so. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Some of the animated Batman movies are really fucking good. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/03/21 7:20:13 AM #36 | I remember seeing Mask of the Phantasm in theaters as a kid. It's still just as good today. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | My Pillow guy has a meltdown on Newsmax. Newsmax has to reduce his mic |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/02/21 11:31:43 PM #59 | It reminds me of the Papa John's guy. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Punxsutawney Phil has made his decree.... |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 02/02/21 1:32:00 PM #18 | It's 80 degrees here today in Arizona. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Would you let a naked AOC sit on your face? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/31/21 5:55:31 PM #40 | PoundGarden posted... No, but she can eat oats from the palm of my hand anytime XD --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | i always felt the avengers party scene in AoU was out of place, but great |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/30/21 5:20:39 PM #3 | That whole hammer scene is great. Thors reaction to Cap cracks me up. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | I just peed for like 2 minutes |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/30/21 10:54:01 AM #2 | https://youtu.be/FiZaMnMN6YQ --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Landlord tears down house while tenant is still inside |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/30/21 10:51:12 AM #10 | https://imgur.com/xD1GAse --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Woman gave armed robber blowjob to distract him until police came |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/28/21 7:59:19 AM #9 | Robber gets off in a minute or two "Alright, everyone back down on the ground!" --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Girl cosplaying as Harley Quinn roasted on livestream. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/27/21 12:46:03 AM #8 | Kaceytron is that chick now that likes to remind everyone that she smokes all the time. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | So...what happened to the other titans? (Kong vs. Godzilla spoilers) |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/26/21 1:41:14 PM #2 | They went back to sleep. "I woke up for this?" --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Anybody else feel emotionally attached to their car? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/24/21 11:06:29 PM #3 | That hole is for gas only. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | What's Owen Wilson up to? >_> |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/24/21 6:38:26 PM #10 | Wow. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Godzilla v. Kong official trailer is here |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/24/21 1:01:09 PM #45 | This looks awesome. First time I'm bummed that I won't be able to see a movie in theaters. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | It's 7:13am and I'm in bed eating cheese. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/18/21 9:31:39 AM #10 | TC are you George Costanza? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | My roommate is bringing home a kitten soon (Pics will be delivered) |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/17/21 11:00:50 AM #104 | Turns out TC doesn't even have a roommate. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | anyone else scared of brain aneurysms? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/17/21 9:47:48 AM #39 | Zikten posted... Apparently right when its about to happen you feel the worst headache of your life. Like so intense you probably can't imagine it  --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | How did you decide what to do for your career? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/17/21 9:42:07 AM #23 | I found an office that someone left unattended. I sat at the desk, the phone rang and I answered it. Some guy named Elliot lost his job because he used profanity with a customer. I applied for the job, got it, and lock my office door when I leave the room. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Trump will get $200k/year and $1million/year for travel expenses as an Ex POTUS |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/11/21 9:59:48 PM #18 | solosnake posted... Funerals: Presidents are guaranteed a ceremony with full honors and the option to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery. That'll be an interesting time. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | When is Netflix gonna get the latest season of Better Caul Saul... |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/11/21 7:25:45 PM #5 | They probably haven't even started filming the last season either. You're probably going to be waiting another year or the end of this year. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | So uh, what if the insurrection last week had worked? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/11/21 1:43:31 PM #17 | "We got into the Capital. Now what?...." "I got a letter off of Nancy Pelosi's desk!" "Fuck yeah! Get that podium too though." --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Favorite Metallica Song? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/11/21 12:07:26 AM #12 | No Leaf Clover --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | My grandad passed away |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/10/21 11:17:46 PM #4 | Sorry for your loss. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | I forgot how bad chopping onions is |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/10/21 1:22:22 PM #11 |  --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Would Hank Hill have been a Trump supporter? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/10/21 1:16:43 PM #47 | Hank was loyal to Buck Strickland and he wasn't that different from Trump. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Kinda feel like I should apologize for my behavior yesterday. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/10/21 10:28:23 AM #5 | Could you put some pants on first? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Wasn't Killzone supposed to be a 'Halo killer'? Yet now Sony shut its site down. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/09/21 12:06:23 PM #4 | My brother and I had a blast playing the multiplayer against the bots back when it came out. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | People on this board sure are obsessed with Trump |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/08/21 10:15:03 AM #54 | SPE posted... Fossil was a mod at some point? He ate SBAllen's lunch. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | When you think about it, Trump is right. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/06/21 1:57:23 PM #5 | vigorm0rtis posted... Haha. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | Any footage of Minority Leader Mitch McConnel? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/06/21 1:48:18 PM #2 | He always looks freighted and scared though. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | The worst Marvel Cinematic Universe films > best Martin Charles Scorsese |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/03/21 11:21:54 AM #4 | FortuneCookie posted... I had a dream last night that Martin Scorsese directed a movie about the true story of Abraham Lincoln's assassination. The movie ended with Freddy Krueger possessing Dorothy Gale from The Wizard of Oz and forcing her to kill Lincoln. I'd watch that. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | If canonical Michael Myers from Halloween ever spoke a word, what should it be? |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/03/21 1:52:06 AM #43 | "Hey." --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
| Topic | It's still really hard for me to believe we landed on the moon. |
| XxKrazyChaosxX 01/02/21 9:29:13 AM #14 | https://i.imgur.com/PLv0iSQ.jpg --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone |
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