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We have a grocery store that sells BBQ potato chips

Anyone can sue anyone for any reason. I mean hell, OJ was sued for causing the deaths of Nicole and Ron.

Just change your name to Ron Mexico

I heard he once put ketchup on a hot dog.

List of people who didn't brutally murder their wife and her friend and yet wrote a book about how they would have done it if they did it:

I thought that the maximum number of people who could share a Nobel prize was 3

Do you have a room in your house full of 5th graders or something

I'll give you $350 for the house. It's the best I can do.

49ers to Santa Clara

Heavy_D_Forever posted...

Philadelphia just boos the Eagles even when they do have a winning record lol

Also, Santa Claus

I'd be too ashamed to get out of bed tbqh

But what if she doesn't like me? I can't accept that kind of a rejection

naked ladies are gross

Seems kinda risky imo

You mean like kegals?

Wasn't there a recent US President who said our high covid numbers were a badge of honor?

Are you just gonna look at it, or are you going to play with it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YBwDNfOaxU

If science has found a way to make fake tuna, can it be bought anywhere else? I'm tired of paying what tuna costs tbqh

That's impossible. Nobody in the history of Super Mario 64 has ever gotten all 120 stars.

Stop. Get some help.

The problem with the genesis device is that it kills just as easily as it creates. Didnt you watch the historical documents?

Sting?

Ugh these plots are so unrealistic

Don't worry, the continental drift is so slow that you won't notice it in your lifetime

It'd save everyone a lot of time

Wtf why isn't he on the d-line?

They miscalculated and accidentally landed on the moon iirc

If only there was some white house website he could communicate on

whoa, mind blown

bobaban posted...

So whats the deal with Jeopardy? Do the contestants randomly know everything or something? How do they make the categories?

There's a lot of things that show up repeatedly- the Bible, Shakespeare, Presidents, etc. Also, they ask questions about a lot of subjects, but they don't usually ask questions that are too difficult if you know all that much about the subject.

All you have to do is make 100,000,000 flash cards and you're all set

Spoilers

What if there's an asteroid heading to the Earth and they have to nuke it? Oh no!!!

Perfect time for an enemy first strike. Can we strike back? Who knows?

edit: Though those underwater boaty mcboatfaces would probably strike back eventually even if not immediately, and they're not likely to be involved in a first strike

Its just around you

Y'see, he didn't mean that the authorities will shoot looters. He was CLEARLY saying that in the chaos of a riot, things get out of control and random people might start shooting.

Yet another reason why fire extinguishers should be outlawed

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Guy in the middle is William Wallace. Hope that helps OP

What kind of interviewer agrees to not show footage of the interviewee wiping sweat off of his brow? At least I thought I remember that in that movie.

That's the way it works, right?

You don't "own" an Xbox 360. You have to send it in to Microsoft every few weeks because of the red rings and get a different one back.