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| Topic | Pooping... |
| Garmonbozia 01/28/21 1:01:30 AM #8 | Bunch of party poopers ITT --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | fart topic |
| Garmonbozia 01/28/21 1:00:52 AM #16 | I can get behind this topic. --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | I'm the real f**ing chad on CE. |
| Garmonbozia 01/23/21 3:52:20 AM #3 | Hows it hanging chad? --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Breaking (wind) news: womens farts smell worse than mens. |
| Garmonbozia 01/23/21 3:52:00 AM #23 | PatrickMahomes posted... Makes sense, my girlfriend farts in her sleep and it's god damn rancid Do you huff it like its cheap spray paint? --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | I don't welch, so, since I can make polls now, here is a poll about farts. |
| Garmonbozia 01/23/21 3:50:15 AM #11 | I appreciate this topix --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | I'm gassy in the tummy but IT WON'T COME OUT!! Tips n Tricks? |
| Garmonbozia 01/22/21 5:05:27 PM #16 | Sounds fun! --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | imagine pokimane ripping a fat wet one in front of you |
| Garmonbozia 01/21/21 12:47:46 AM #9 | Well, I wouldnt turn my nose up at her --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Breaking (wind) news: womens farts smell worse than mens. |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 11:50:32 PM #15 | berlyman101 posted... You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Noras fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. James Joyce? --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | What's in the box? |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 11:50:00 PM #5 | Dark_SilverX posted...
Tell that to Schrodinger, Einstein! --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | What's in the box? |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 11:48:25 PM #3 | A dead cat --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Breaking (wind) news: womens farts smell worse than mens. |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 11:40:23 PM #12 | Exquisite little bottom burps --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | From now on, your farts sound like human screams. |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 8:20:00 PM #2 | I could get behind this. --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have broken up |
| Garmonbozia 01/20/21 8:17:22 PM #46 | Hows Annie? --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Does anyone else get a strange gurgle in their nether regions before they fart? |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 4:12:34 AM #1 | It seems like whenever I have flatulence my colon acts like a resonating chamber for any gurgles. Earlier it sounded like the baleful growling of a big animal. They are much louder than any actual flatulence, which is fairly demure and restrained. --- The bowels are not what they seem |
| Topic | Rate this tinder thot |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 4:07:07 AM #7 | Accolon posted...
Username checks out. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Humans made guns/weapons that bring death & destruction near instantaneously |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 4:05:26 AM #14 | The grandfather of rocketry Konstantin Tsiolkovski said Earth is the cradle of humanity, but one cannot remain in the cradle forever Of course that was before the internet popularised infantilism. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Rate this tinder thot |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:48:48 AM #4 | The slug wants the roses, but gets eaten by the toad. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | i give you all the stupidest thing you will see today |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:46:11 AM #6 | He wears his heart on his sleeve. It is small, shrivelled and inadequate. This is a recurring problem in his life. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Am I imagining a scene in a film where someone laughs maniacally then farts? |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:34:11 AM #8 | I think you are right. While I cannot in all honesty thank you for reminding me of that movies existence, I can acknowledge you have solved the mystery. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | LMAO sisters friend accidentally sent me some pictures of her in her underwear. |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:26:10 AM #16 | twitterfriends posted... Accident btw Of course. Of course. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Am I imagining a scene in a film where someone laughs maniacally then farts? |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:24:46 AM #5 | I wont watch family guy. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Am I imagining a scene in a film where someone laughs maniacally then farts? |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:14:31 AM #3 | It could be but I dont watch family guy. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | English is actually a really bad language |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:14:09 AM #88 | skermac posted... English may be complicated for some butvibut s all I know Do you really know it though? --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Moths are dope... |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:10:39 AM #3 | Moths are flighty and unreliable. Beetles are the salt of the earth. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Am I imagining a scene in a film where someone laughs maniacally then farts? |
| Garmonbozia 01/19/21 3:04:48 AM #1 | I feel it could be an Adam Sandler film but that is just a wild guess and could be wrong. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Hemorhhoid tryin to pop out my ass |
| Garmonbozia 01/18/21 10:52:03 PM #14 | DuranOfForcena posted... that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts. Does sphincter dilation mean you have trouble holding things in? --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Sometimes, I like to pretend my farts are cephalopods |
| Garmonbozia 01/12/21 8:21:19 PM #9 | I am birthing baby squids right now. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Is this man attractive? |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 8:44:16 AM #13 | As attractive as a stale water cracker. Give me some gamine guys or no dice. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | My farts sound wet and juicy enough to drink |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 8:41:06 AM #24 | Are we talking a little piggy squid or a colossal squid? Or is it that they are just inkers? --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | The sound of a spoon being dragged through particularly viscous yoghurt |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 8:40:07 AM #1 | The smell of the washing machine, when you forget to put the clothes in the dryer, all weekend. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | I'm left |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 7:56:07 AM #4 | Does the gentleman dress left or right? --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Are Shiba Inus the worst dog breed? |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 7:52:50 AM #29 | YugiNoob posted... Like a tiny, hairy, angry Jean-Paul Sartre --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Sometimes, I like to pretend my farts are cephalopods |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 7:33:43 AM #8 | Turbam posted... This is the only good topic on Gamefaqs Thank you. High praise indeed. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | You're kidnapped and stranded on a tropical island... |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 4:19:06 AM #10 | Fishing line, pocket knife or multi tool. Magnesium block with striker. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | NYRA BANS horse trainer for giving race horse a BLATANT Racist racing name |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 4:13:18 AM #43 | https://twitter.com/EricGuillot14/status/1347867369746669568?s=20 A tune blown through a half clogged sewer pipe. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Are you proud to be an American? |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 4:08:33 AM #36 | I am proud to be a sentient emergent process in a bag of soluble and insoluble substances that can sense itself and the world around it. Some people seem desperate to lose the human race. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Take a break, CE, read about Bullying Conductor |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 4:05:55 AM #2 | Conductors and bullying go together like tardigrades and moss --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Sometimes, I like to pretend my farts are cephalopods |
| Garmonbozia 01/11/21 4:02:36 AM #5 | Bloop bloop bloop. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Remember the Hunter Biden laptop stuff? |
| Garmonbozia 01/10/21 10:30:15 AM #3 | What about Chappaquiddick? --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Do you believe in reincarnation, is the next life trully better? |
| Garmonbozia 01/10/21 10:29:52 AM #6 | FrankJaegr posted... Its literally in science bruh, the law of conservation of mass - you are literally bound to be spread as particles into someone elses mouth :3 There is probably at least one atom in your body that was once part of a fart. --- Fire walk with me |
| Topic | Blade Runner 2049 was actually pretty great |
| Garmonbozia 01/10/21 10:23:10 AM #2 | Visually it was a feast. In all other ways it was olestra. It tasted ok at first but then there was the greasy discharge that ruined everything. --- Fire walk with me |
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