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TopicDont try to fuck dogs or animals in general
jon1012
07/23/20 3:17:06 PM
#8
uhhh... what?

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TopicRemember when people thought corona would be over in the summer months.
jon1012
07/23/20 2:31:16 PM
#29
The virus will just disappear.

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TopicYour daughter becomes a highly successful Dexter-like serial killer.
jon1012
07/23/20 2:30:22 PM
#8
I'd get her to kill all my enemies and then kill her.

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Topic10 years ago, i was 170-180ish pounds and i fit size Medium clothes
jon1012
07/23/20 2:29:12 PM
#2
are you at the same waist measurement?

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TopicWould you rather wear tighty whities or go commando?
jon1012
07/23/20 2:28:09 PM
#4
i can't risk a wet fart. tighty whiteys

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TopicWhy is fashion so expensive?
jon1012
07/23/20 2:12:36 PM
#7
supply and demand

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TopicWe are all full of pee
jon1012
07/22/20 10:57:38 PM
#6
Squirt is pee.

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TopicShe keeps eye contact with you as you two start approaching each other
jon1012
07/22/20 10:56:13 PM
#6
I run and hide.

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TopicThe President, on the cognitive test (again)
jon1012
07/22/20 10:55:07 PM
#29
Talk about setting the bar low.

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TopicAh! A great deal of tattoos! (Face tattoos! Ultra hot!)
jon1012
07/22/20 10:53:57 PM
#3
Hmm.

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TopicHow many variations of Vegeta do u think are active users on the gfaqs boards?
jon1012
07/22/20 10:49:58 PM
#8
mattymad posted...
I remember this, it was a long time ago so could have been either.

I feel bad for DarkVegeta

XD

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TopicAre there any gay CEmen?
jon1012
07/22/20 10:46:08 PM
#3
The law of averages would say yes.

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Topiccan you guess vegy's real name?
jon1012
07/22/20 10:37:54 PM
#25
Simon Anderson

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TopicMy fiancee broke off our engagement two weeks ago. She's dating another guy now.
jon1012
07/22/20 10:37:30 PM
#61
The Wheelman1 posted...
Damn she found another guy in 2 weeks? Gotta say you dodged a bullet there TC.

trust me, she found him much earlier than 2 weeks ago.

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TopicPRO-TIP: if u are UGLY, then date UGLY GIRLS
jon1012
07/22/20 2:13:32 PM
#28
rexcrk posted...
A lot of people in this topic dont know what its like to be truly alone.

whats it like? And what do you mean by truly alone?

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TopicTeacher arrested for having sex w/ teens after they discussed who knocked her up
jon1012
07/22/20 4:38:55 AM
#42
Eh. *shrugs*

If I had a chance to bone a cute teacher in high school I would have definitely done it.

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Topicwhat is a more asshole name than Kevin
jon1012
07/22/20 4:32:11 AM
#27
Definitely Kyle

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TopicChris Rock FINALLY drops his 2003 unreleased parody called "Crackers"
jon1012
07/21/20 9:15:46 PM
#6
not hilarious, but funny

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Topicimagine having a good, not piece of shit dad lol
jon1012
07/21/20 8:17:37 PM
#17
berlyman101 posted...
Imagine being a healthy individual with a solid sense of identity and social structure who doesn't check gamefaqs message boards 50 times a day

ok, let's not get crazy.

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TopicI know someone who got about 10 Facebook accounts
jon1012
07/21/20 8:01:58 PM
#4
You can make as many as you want. Why? Who cares.

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TopicI couldn't name an actual funny movie that Robin Williams was in.
jon1012
07/21/20 6:26:13 PM
#12
Mrs Doutfire was funny. Hook was funny as a kid

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TopicContinuing my No Hope run of Resident Evil 6
jon1012
07/21/20 6:25:13 PM
#7
Jagr_68 posted...
What platform and why the fuck would you do this run when there is absolutely zero incentive to?

you know yourself youre hardcore yourself and just the fact that you can. I guess its similar to doing NoFap.

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TopicWould you ever go on vacation to India
jon1012
07/21/20 6:23:30 PM
#11
Sure I would.

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TopicI always think it's funny when rappers flash cash
jon1012
07/21/20 6:22:22 PM
#9
deupd_u posted...
Even a big-ass stack of hundreds is only like, $20,000.

"I have 4 months worth of office supervisor salary, skkkkkrrrrt"

do you honestly believe that most people have $20,000 in cash? What do you do?

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TopicDoes everyone have that one that got away?
jon1012
07/21/20 6:15:46 PM
#15
Yes

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TopicCE Trump can save his Presidency IF HE GOES TO WAR.
jon1012
07/21/20 6:15:28 PM
#3
God, I had to quit after 3 and a half minutes. Nonstop bs

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TopicDo you like the premise for Halloween Kills? (Spoilers)
jon1012
07/21/20 6:11:26 PM
#3
Eh, idk. Never saw any of those movies

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TopicFemale former classmate/friend has invited me to her house to tutor her
jon1012
07/21/20 6:09:58 PM
#7
just tutoring

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TopicSome kid probably shat his pants on the Titanic.
jon1012
07/21/20 4:41:20 PM
#10
AzurexNightmare posted...
And his dad probably told him "You shat your pants. On the Titanic. Good grief..." not knowing that bigger trouble was abrew than what was currently astew.

XD

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Topicimagine having a good, not piece of shit dad lol
jon1012
07/21/20 4:40:49 PM
#14
your challenge is to be that dad

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TopicHow many variations of Vegeta do u think are active users on the gfaqs boards?
jon1012
07/21/20 4:15:41 PM
#1
Just curious. I see them all the time.

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TopicDo you regularly use self check out?
jon1012
07/21/20 4:13:21 PM
#7
Yeah, but lately, I've gone into the store and noticed the 20 items or less line being faster than the self checkout.

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TopicModded and upheld for posting a Vietnamese name.
jon1012
07/21/20 4:12:30 PM
#7
Well, why did you post it if you knew it was offensive in English?

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TopicBirds are tired of being a bird
jon1012
07/21/20 4:11:15 PM
#5
Oh, come on that's s-

its...

its true.

:(

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TopicBirds are tired of being a bird
jon1012
07/21/20 4:08:01 PM
#3
well, shit, i'm tired of not flying and pooping wherever i want. how about that.

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TopicIm rewatching Breaking Bad
jon1012
07/21/20 4:00:26 PM
#14
I wanted to bang Skylar sooo bad.

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TopicWhat is your favorite Disney animated movie of all time?
jon1012
07/21/20 3:59:08 PM
#34
Beauty and the Beast, no contest.

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TopicWhere is the best site to teach oneself how to code? Thanks.
jon1012
07/21/20 3:17:44 PM
#5
TopicWhere is the best site to teach oneself how to code? Thanks.
jon1012
07/21/20 2:50:10 PM
#3
XD

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TopicWhere is the best site to teach oneself how to code? Thanks.
jon1012
07/21/20 2:43:29 PM
#1
Curious. Thanks guys.

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TopicTest results came back, I'm Corona 19 positive
jon1012
07/21/20 2:42:44 PM
#4
Sorry bro, use this topic to update us on your health.

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TopicWhen shopping in stores do you pay for stuff in mainly cash or credit?
jon1012
07/21/20 2:14:58 PM
#14
Credit.

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TopicI looked up a girl from college and found her dad killed a family drunk driving
jon1012
07/21/20 2:14:31 PM
#9
Yikes.

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TopicPoop in her to show dominance.
jon1012
07/21/20 2:10:19 PM
#7
ew

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TopicI've been trying to find out what "male privilege" is.
jon1012
07/21/20 2:09:47 PM
#6
Orlando_Jordan posted...
So far, I haven't found any evidence for its existence.

Ask a woman.

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TopicWhere's the best place to get physical copies of your photos?
jon1012
07/21/20 2:08:39 PM
#3
Hmm, I'm interested too. I just go to the local store.

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