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TopicCE im so fucking drunk and im going to be a DAD
_BIueMonk
11/22/20 12:04:51 AM
#1
like, we're having a baby!!!

what if its a boy! and its a jerk like you all!

OH FUCK!!!

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/20/20 11:25:10 AM
#25
Dreepapult posted...
Have fun with her growing tiddies
im so excited

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 9:25:44 PM
#24
BobLoblaw_ posted...
No
yes i remember cuz i remeber the job i was working when i was all about rewards and ive had like 2 other jobs since that lmao.

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 9:12:35 PM
#19
Poop2 posted...
isnt this the dude that use to troll about credit cards?
that was like 4 years ago


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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 9:11:03 PM
#17
Ivynn posted...
Will you name a CEman as the godfather
https://youtu.be/x1dkb9c5voM?t=120

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TopicI modded my Game Boy Advance SP
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 5:01:04 PM
#2
nice

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Topici can't believe we're having a baby
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 4:54:14 PM
#1
what do i do now


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TopicIs anyone scared Trump is going to really derail the election?
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 1:20:21 PM
#29
i dont get how he stays in power at this point. theres no legal basis or... any basis anymore.

"Biden cheated and therefore Trump wins!"
"He did? How do we know?"
"I just know."
"..........."
"........."
".... okay i guess Trump wins."
"MAGA!!!!"

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TopicGodDAMN Guilani is one ugly mofo
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 1:18:38 PM
#2
Your honor, there has been fraud in the election!"
"There has? What evidence do you have to support it."
"Okay. Um. Not Fraud."
"No fraud?"
"No. BUT! 100 votes were recorded incorrectly for Biden."
"Oh?"
"Therefore, the entire election is invalid. Trump should win."
"100 bad ballots invalidates 80 million other ones?"
"Yes."


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Topicwait, 40% of pregnancies end in miscarriage??
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 12:32:07 PM
#4
TheMikh posted...
iirc the majority tend to occur very early and go unnoticed
i wonder if thats because the woman doesn't know and thus doesn't take any precautions like taking folates or uh, being healthy

my fiancee has been taking prenatal vitamins for the last 11 months... and shes lost so much weight and has done a ton of exercise...

but i guess... we never know...

WHY DID I READ ALL THESE ARTICLES

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Topicwait, 40% of pregnancies end in miscarriage??
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 12:06:39 PM
#1
:( thats not good

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TopicDo you use an adblocker on this site?
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 11:00:10 AM
#3
<_<
>_>

no

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 10:44:13 AM
#15
thanks everyone

well

uh

now what D:

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 7:58:47 AM
#4
RedJackson posted...
Congratulations man heh, howd you do it?
thanks! i put my penis in her a whole bunch!

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TopicThe pregnancy results are in... I'm going to be a BlueDaddy!!!
_BIueMonk
11/19/20 7:46:33 AM
#1
we did it CE!!!

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TopicMichael B. Jordan named People's Sexiest Man Alive 2020
_BIueMonk
11/18/20 12:33:41 AM
#9
id fuck him

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Topici hope my fiancee is pregnant.
_BIueMonk
11/18/20 12:32:02 AM
#1
we're at like, 7 days past ovulation. still too early for a test but she said shes been feeling weird stuff going on down there so maybe?????

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TopicSteam says Among Us came out in 2018
_BIueMonk
11/14/20 9:38:54 PM
#4
Twitch.

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TopicDo you like K-Pop?
_BIueMonk
11/14/20 9:30:00 PM
#9
TopicDo you like K-Pop?
_BIueMonk
11/14/20 9:26:43 PM
#6
kpop?

more like

kpoop

m i rite?? lmaooo

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TopicATTN: Trump
_BIueMonk
11/08/20 9:46:16 AM
#6
Topici hope me and my fiancee have a girl
_BIueMonk
11/06/20 1:13:30 PM
#1
boys are weird.

i mean i wont be mad if we have a boy lol. course id love him just the same.

but

id rather have a girl lol

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TopicATTN: Trump
_BIueMonk
11/06/20 12:59:04 PM
#1
TopicI'm a democrat and i admit it. I stole the election!!!!
_BIueMonk
11/06/20 12:22:30 PM
#1
I got it right here in this box and if you want it back you gotta send me 1 billion dollars in dogecoin!!!



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Topicwhy are schools doing zoom classes anyway
_BIueMonk
10/23/20 12:22:15 PM
#5
VipaGTS posted...
So a teacher is just supposed to bee ready to take multiple calls from multiple students who need help at random hours?
"What are doctors supposed to sit around all day waiting for emergency patients all day to help them at random hours? SHUT THE HOSPITAL DOWN"

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Topicill never forget when my dumbass sister in law touted her crystals saying they
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 1:04:46 PM
#19
JimmyFraska posted...
I don't get it, how does her liking them affect you
read my other posts, i explain.

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Topicill never forget when my dumbass sister in law touted her crystals saying they
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 1:02:47 PM
#17
LostForest posted...
Dude, chill. You seem really on-edge. You could probably benefit from some tranquility crystals yourself lol.
you're right bro i need those electrons

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TopicSwitch sets new sales record: best selling console for 22 consecutive months
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 12:24:50 PM
#6
i never play mine any more. any good games come out lately?

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TopicDon't buy TCL tvs, guys.
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 12:23:30 PM
#6
KlRBEH posted...
how long have you had it?
got it 2017

a-c-a-b posted...
I've had zero issues with my 55" TCL.

It's a great TV.
i hope you got one of the good ones

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Topicill never forget when my dumbass sister in law touted her crystals saying they
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 12:22:54 PM
#15
TheLiarParadox posted...
I've encountered a lot of hippie dippie woowoo crystal types through other communities I'm a part of and the placebo effect is very real with these people.

One lady I met would spend an hour a day "bathing" in her crystals - rubbing various ones all over her head and chest in a particular order - and according to her husband, she really did start seeing health improvements. Here's the thing though: she lived a very high stress lifestyle and that hour a day was the only time she ever just stopped to calm down and relax. He looked at me aware of that obvious fact and aware that I was aware of it but just left her to her trinkets.

Pretty much every account of crystals helping someone, at least that I've ever heard of, goes back to them just being able to take some time they other wise wouldn't get to enjoy a break.

And as someone who lived with depression for a very long time, hobbies were a big part of getting the ball rolling and making progress that have led me to a relatively depression free lifestyle, though it was a much more complex process than that. Lots of other people I've spoken with have said the same thing. Of course, these are just my experiences and observations. I'm not a doctor and I'm not saying hobbies will cure depression.

Anyway, back to the woowoo, I honestly hate to disrupt or ridicule something that legitimately helps someone but when these crystal people start getting a little overzealous and insulting others who don't go for that kind of thing - and they usually do - it's hard not to go in on them. I left that aforementioned lady alone because she was nice and just practicing a harmless activity for herself and by herself.

Not all of them are like that though and some of them get straight up dangerous. I've met people whose belief in crystals is so powerful that they claim it cured their cancer and encouraged others to give up chemo or that certain stones could cure autism, and other wild shit. Tbh I thought the topic title was going to be about coronavirus because I've seen that shit, too.
see, normally id agree. if it makes her happy and she ain't hurting no one, whats the problem? i get that

but this woman HOUNDS us about her problems EVERY FUCKING DAY. if something goes wrong she blows up my partners phone about her issues and when she offers advice she turns on her and says to butt out of her business. then later she'll go on about her cyrstals

and oh yeah. those crystals she buys? usually hundreds of dollars. her main source of anxieity? FUCKING MONEY. she complains "I DONT HAVE MONEY. I HAVE TO PAY BILLS WAAAAH" " I WORK TOO HARD AND I STILL DONT HAVE MONEY"

OH GEE I WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE MONEY AND HAVE TO LIVE AT HOME IN YOUR 30S EVEN THOUGH YOU LITERALLY WORK FULL TIME AS A LAB ASSISTANT.

shes insane and i hope she gets help, but it aint fucking ROCKS

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TopicDon't buy TCL tvs, guys.
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 12:17:04 PM
#1
yeah they're cheap and yeah the image quality is good/fine.

but they will break.

mine has 2 issues right now.

1) if fast start is enabled, it merely puts the TV into a low powered state (sleep) when you hit the off button, so it doesn't have to do a complete boot when you turn it on.

but 9 times out of 10 when you go to turn it back on, it bugs out and doesn't turn the backlight on. so you get a black screen (if you turn out all your lights you can see a dim dim dim image of what should be on your tv). unplugging the tv is the only fix. only solution online right now is just dont use fast start

2) some weird sharpness/saturation issue when you turn the tv off and back on. if you turn the tv off, i dont think it completely powers off. it just goes into a sleep mode first before shutting down. if you turn it back on in that time, your image look likes you cranked the sharpness up to 100 and contrast and saturation up to 100. it looks like poop. nothing fixes this except, you guessed it, unplugging the tv.

if you spent a lot of money on a TCL tv, i hope its still under warranty or i hope these issues don't affect you because TCL seems to be aware of the issue, and dont care to fix it besides telling you to restart the tv like i said.

if you need a cheap tv get a hisense. ive had my hisense for about a year now and haven't had these issues.

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Topicill never forget when my dumbass sister in law touted her crystals saying they
_BIueMonk
10/16/20 11:41:17 AM
#1
help her with her depression because they carry a charge and called us dumb for not understanding electrons.

"You know electrons right? didn't they teach you that in middle school?"
yes i know what a fucking electron is
and i know you're full of shit.

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Topicmy fiancee says she loves BTS now.
_BIueMonk
10/13/20 12:01:06 PM
#1
now i know how she feels

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Topiccan someone explain akb48 to me
_BIueMonk
10/10/20 9:14:06 AM
#1
There's like hundreds of members and fans vote on which 16 get to promote at a time?

Where does 48 come from?

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TopicTrump cancels travel plans for the weekend.
_BIueMonk
10/09/20 3:14:43 PM
#8
Topicthe power is out at my house cuz they're replacing a power pole.
_BIueMonk
10/09/20 3:14:16 PM
#1
im kinda worried about my fish tanks. no heat and no filter. i put some stuff to help with ammonia before i left and its pretty warm today, in the 70s. my tanks are usually heated to about 78ish.

last year i lost a ton of fish because it was winter and the power was out for 2 days (wild fires).

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TopicTrump cancels travel plans for the weekend.
_BIueMonk
10/09/20 2:47:47 PM
#1
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-09/trump-won-t-travel-over-weekend-ending-florida-rally-plan?srnd=premium


President Donald Trump will remain at the White House this weekend, people familiar with the matter said, after he said he wanted to hold rallies in Florida and Pennsylvania despite questions over the stage of his recovery from Covid-19.
Trump, who told Foxs Sean Hannity late Thursday that he wanted to hold rallies Saturday and Sunday, wont travel until Monday at the earliest, said the people, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

uh oh, guess those steroids are wearing off. time to up his dosage, Doctor My Pillow Guy

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TopicTrumpers: ''Trump is going to drain the swamp! No more corruption and greed!''
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 12:15:43 PM
#1
*trumps tax returns release*
Trumpers: "UH YEAH. Of course he doesn't pay taxes! Corruption and greed are good!"

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TopicDonald Trump paid only $750 in federal taxes in 2016 and 2017.
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 12:14:23 PM
#74
apocalyptic_4 posted...
It baffles me that people here are fooled into thinking the rich pay a fair share in taxes.
\_()_/ Biden paid his taxes.

hey maybe he should be in charge! and not a lying crook!

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TopicIf NorCal could stop combusting every five minutes that'd be great
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 12:12:35 PM
#10
yeah i guess you're right. maybe ive always just been too young to really pay attention to these things. but i work up in the Napa/Sonoma County area and its VERY apparent that wildfires are a thing. and yeah, air quality has been really bad recently.

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TopicWow, trying to build a gaming desktop lately is a real **** show
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 12:03:39 PM
#9
DarkRoast posted...
Leaked Navi specs suggest the best card is about 2/3rds as powerful as the RTX 3080
are you refering to the recent "leak" that said it only had like 6GB of vram?

because those were obviously wrong.

DarkRoast posted...
Intel CPUs are like 1-2 years out of date
i mean if you're building a PC and not getting a Ryzen CPU i dont know what to tell you.

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TopicIf NorCal could stop combusting every five minutes that'd be great
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 12:01:58 PM
#8
so ive lived in northern california my whole life and i dont remember wildfires being a thing, except on the news when i heard that there were fires in southern california.

have these always been a thing? is recently climate change the cause of all these? i know wildfires are a natural thing but its been crazy recently

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TopicI gotta stop drinking.
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 11:59:44 AM
#11
Music_Rock_Cat posted...
smoke green instead trust me
lol i mean, yeah maybe. its legal here

i just dont know how to get it.

but i mean, its just another short term solution to a bigger issue.

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Topictrump spent 70k a year on hairstyling
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 11:57:50 AM
#9
Trumpers: "If i was rich, i would spend 70k dollars on hair too!"
Also Trumpers:


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TopicI gotta stop drinking.
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 11:52:24 AM
#5
TheLiarParadox posted...
Check out a book called "This Naked Life" by Annie Grace. That helped me a lot, but I also went to AA for a while in the beginning and that provided a critical foundation, though it quickly lost its usefulness to me. I'm now over a year sober with no real desire to drink.

As cliche as it is, you really do have to take it one day at a time. If you're physically dependent, it's imperative that you seek help from a professional (actually, do that anyway) because withdrawal can be extreme.

Good luck. Feel free to PM if you need someone to talk to.
thanks ill check it out.

how would i know if im physically dependant? i dont think i am. 2 weeks ago i went 4 or 5 days without a drink and i think i was fine. i think thats one of my fears too, ill get physically dependent on it.

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TopicI gotta stop drinking.
_BIueMonk
09/28/20 11:45:55 AM
#1
i drink to escape the misery that is my life. but i can't keep doing it. if im going to move forward with my life i need to stop making these same mistakes over and over.

last week i managed to drink 2 bottles of vodka by myself. thats up from the 1 i usually do. oh and i had like 4 beers one night.

im going to drink myself into an early grave if i dont stop.

how do i stop

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Topicwow. I ordered stuff from target and it came with an extra pair of shoes!
_BIueMonk
09/24/20 12:39:25 AM
#5
I SAID FUCKING CARE s

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Topicso amazon refunded my entire whole foods order that was missing 2 items
_BIueMonk
09/24/20 12:35:57 AM
#1
i was expecting like 10 bucks back but i ended up getting back the whole thing

well minus the tip

so uh.

cool.

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Topicwow. I ordered stuff from target and it came with an extra pair of shoes!
_BIueMonk
09/23/20 10:39:19 PM
#4
rexcrk posted...
Maybe wait more than six minutes before bumping a topic.
Don't tell me what to do

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Topicwow. I ordered stuff from target and it came with an extra pair of shoes!
_BIueMonk
09/23/20 8:13:43 PM
#2
Guys care about my life

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