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TopicDid you watch Scooby-Doo as a kid?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 7:40:42 PM
#7
Yes, and I would have gotten way with it too if it wasn't for this meddling topic.

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TopicWhat's the most famous you've ever been?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 7:34:53 PM
#14
We raced turtles in elementary school, and our class turtle won when I was in second grade. I held the little guy for the picture that ended up in the newspaper.

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Topicflorida republican running for congress says DBZ is anime porn
Master_Bass
08/01/20 5:42:15 PM
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Lmao at his Twitter profile image.



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TopicThe President, on income inequality
Master_Bass
08/01/20 5:40:32 PM
#2
There was topic about this early, and it was agreed upon that he probably just said this since he hates Bezos.

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Topic'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains
Master_Bass
08/01/20 5:39:33 PM
#5
Yeah, no way this is real, lol. The dude is too narcissistic to admit this.

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TopicEveryone that doesn't agree with me 100% is my enemy
Master_Bass
08/01/20 5:00:15 PM
#2
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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TopicWhy did Herman Cain get himself tested?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 4:56:43 PM
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LightBurn posted...
On the topic of Herman Cain, we got a great Pallbearers video out of it at least

https://www.reddit.com/r/GhanaSaysGoodbye/comments/hk5u5d/herman_cain_says_goodbye/
I like how that was made a month early.

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TopicJackal Snipers
Master_Bass
08/01/20 4:36:05 PM
#4
You are already dead.

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TopicBees have overtaken Great Apes as most intelligent animals
Master_Bass
08/01/20 4:22:47 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
Humans are also great apes, they would have to surpass us too.
I think bees are already smarter than some of us, tbh.

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TopicCE gets a boner over Steam sales but I haven't seen anything crazy yet
Master_Bass
08/01/20 4:15:42 PM
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Yup, as others have said the big Steam sales are a shadow of their former self. You can still get good deals, but nothing like the old flash sales. I'm honestly never hyped about the big sales anymore. It doesn't help that I have more games than I can play now too, though.

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Topicugh. my car has its check engine light on. why now
Master_Bass
08/01/20 2:44:20 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
20 yrs old?

Time for a new car.
No its not. If it runs fine, no need to waste money on a new one. Now if this repair is something big you may want to dump it, though.

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TopicRemember when dadrock fans tried to say JLo & Shakira were mompop
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:30:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Remember when moms werent sexualized
No.

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Topichypothetical: $50,000 but tucker carlson is now your father
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:29:12 PM
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Too little money to have to suffer through that.

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TopicHow did Brock Lesnar's parents know to name him Brock?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:26:17 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Ah, so it was a self fulfilling prophecy?

Like he knew the expectations placed upon him by being named Brock so he strived to fit the role?
Correct. That's how names work.

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TopicIs 30 dollars a hour
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:25:38 PM
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It's not bad money.

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TopicHow did Brock Lesnar's parents know to name him Brock?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:14:00 PM
#2
They didn't have to know. He grew into the name Brock.

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TopicI still have a sealed copy Xbone copy of Doom Eternal
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:02:16 PM
#2
I'd try selling it on eBay or something.

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TopicI haven't had nicotine in almost a full week
Master_Bass
08/01/20 12:01:05 PM
#2
Good job! Keep up the good work. It'll keep getting easier as time goes on.

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Topicsovereign citizen goes medieval on his landlord, decapitates him over late rent.
Master_Bass
08/01/20 11:57:02 AM
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I think he took landlord too literally. You don't get to be the next lord if you behead your current landlord.

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Topic2 women at Target made fun of my shirt :(
Master_Bass
08/01/20 11:55:15 AM
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Ballinari posted...
This happened


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TopicWhy does batman let underage kids risk their lives?
Master_Bass
08/01/20 11:25:17 AM
#40
Aki_Sora posted...
Goku kill his enemy and no problem.
Goku's not really a good example. Sure, he can kill when he has to, but his default stance is to let his enemies live since he enjoys fighting them.

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TopicYour reaction: Mike Pence is revealed to be a reptilian
Master_Bass
08/01/20 11:09:28 AM
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Everyone already knows he is.

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TopicProtestors block courthouse so landlords can't file evictions
Master_Bass
08/01/20 8:52:44 AM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
Good


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Topicwhat video games we playing dis weekend fam???
Master_Bass
07/31/20 10:23:50 PM
#15
NeonOctopus posted...
Mega Man Zero / ZX collection!!!
Great choice!

I've been playing Star Wars: The Old Republic ever since it came to Steam.

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TopicThis letter is how I feel as a teacher lately.
Master_Bass
07/31/20 7:05:15 PM
#14
Poop2 posted...
I think every teacher should walk out and strike

fuck trump, he's literally going to get them killed.


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TopicUnpopular opinion: Jared Kushner is an utter piece of shit
Master_Bass
07/31/20 7:02:56 PM
#14
andrewl923 posted...
I wouldn't call that a unpopular opinion.


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TopicYikes. Nancy Pelosi choice for VP bursts into figurative flames
Master_Bass
07/31/20 6:46:51 PM
#11
Heart-Mk-II posted...
Ooh boy, get rid of her immediately.


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TopicCOVlD-5G!
Master_Bass
07/31/20 6:28:25 PM
#14
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The undisputed king of the conspiraboomers.
As yes, the green communist Pope. Lmao, these are great for a laugh.

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TopicWouldn't it be neat to get a tax refund signed by Walt Disney and Mickey?
Master_Bass
07/31/20 6:24:37 PM
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Can't say I'd really care. Just give me my money and I'll be happy.

That being said this is a funny story.

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TopicBoston bomber death sentence overturned.
Master_Bass
07/31/20 6:16:37 PM
#11
I'd prefer he lives the rest of his life in jail, anyway.

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TopicNow the GOP is suggesting a $1000 stimulus check instead of $1200
Master_Bass
07/31/20 5:01:52 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Err no, it's a stimulus check, the entire point is to put it back into the economy. The more varied the stuff people buy with it, the better.
This. I can see an argument for being against spending it at places like Amazon that have made a killing because of the pandemic instead of local businesses, but the whole point of a stimulus is to keep the economy moving which is buying consumer goods.

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TopicSo no 1000 stimulus check or 600 unemployment. How do you feel about it?
Master_Bass
07/31/20 4:58:29 PM
#24
cardoor123 posted...
Who gives a fuck? People can always get a temporary job. There's tons of jobs out there, the problem is that people think they're too good for them _
We're in the middle of a pandemic, buddy. Jobs aren't exactly plentiful in a time when a lot of businesses aren't allowed to be open or aren't legally able to be open to full capacity.

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Topicdamn, it was just the 20 year anniversary of inception
Master_Bass
07/31/20 1:11:49 PM
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I still can't believe this year is the 100th anniversary of the release of the NES.

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TopicHalo Top ad glorifies OBESE woman DANCING in her UNDERWEAR. Is she hot???
Master_Bass
07/31/20 1:10:01 PM
#45
I have no problem with that woman dancing for a commercial. I do have a problem with the ice cream company saying fuck being healthy and binge on our junk, though.

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TopicIf you were reborn and you could choose to be a boy or a girl
Master_Bass
07/31/20 1:02:45 PM
#35
Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
Id be a girl without hesitation


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TopicGod leased these human bodies to us for free
Master_Bass
07/31/20 12:43:57 PM
#4
Smashingpmkns posted...
I didn't ask for this.


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TopicFormer US President Bill Clinton prove to be on Epstein Island, was seen with
Master_Bass
07/31/20 12:43:36 PM
#6
LightBurn posted...
I'm fine with both Trump and Clinton going down for the Epstein thing
This. Throw anyone that did illegal things with Epstein in jail. Politics should have no part in this.

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TopicHypothetical: A dear friend of yours comes out as an anime fan.
Master_Bass
07/31/20 12:40:49 PM
#5
Send him to the Martian colony to isolate his kind from us.

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TopicPay 100k to collect all the money in the ocean
Master_Bass
07/31/20 11:00:43 AM
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Yeah, I'd take the deal too. There's definitely more than 100K worth of stuff in the ocean.

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TopicShould I get the Standard or Royal Edition of Crusader Kings 3?
Master_Bass
07/30/20 5:42:44 PM
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I'm getting Royal, but that's just because I'm a huge fan boy of Crusader Kings 2. It's my most played Steam game.

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Topicwhat kinda microchips do you think they putting in the corona vaccine rn
Master_Bass
07/30/20 5:41:19 PM
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Windows 10 chips that will automatically force you to fall asleep when it comes time for an update. Expect a mysterious increase in car crashes and other accidents once the vaccine is out.

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Topicshould i get Ghosts of Tsushima or wait for Horizon Zero Dawn on PC
Master_Bass
07/30/20 5:39:46 PM
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Go Horizon on PC for now and wait for a sale on Tsushima.

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TopicWhy dont feminists go after rap/rap videos?
Master_Bass
07/30/20 5:08:23 PM
#10
HiddenRoar posted...
And what has changed in response?
Rappers only use 'ho in their songs 10 times or less now. Used to be much more.

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TopicMan grabs wasp nest with bare hands & [spoilers]
Master_Bass
07/30/20 5:05:21 PM
#54
sauceje posted...
What the fuck


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TopicIf Congress actually recesses before passing a stimulus bill.
Master_Bass
07/30/20 2:14:58 PM
#10
ffmasterjose posted...
Why the fuck do they get so many vacations anyway
Something something we have to have time to be home and talk with constituents, something something. We all know that's a joke, though.

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TopicImpressive Samus cosplay.
Master_Bass
07/30/20 2:12:28 PM
#8
Most impressive. I'd love to see a video of putting it on. I bet it's not so easy.

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