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I am 911 and honestly 70% of the calls we get are bullshit and not necesssry >_>

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What's it about? How crazy the fanbase is?

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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

Action Jackson is a great movie

Action Jackson literally got shot in the shoulder and his captain is like "I want a full report on my desk in the morning, Jackson!" Like bruh, can he get some time off to heal first? >_>

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Watching her in Action Jackson and Last Dragon. I want to marry her.

She has nudes in case you didn't know >_>


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pls respond, baby

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Care moar

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>V....V>

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Katy Perry missed her chance to show her melons in her prime. I hope AT&T doesn't miss the window either >_>

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I fucking hate when that happens. Like come on!

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14 day purg lol

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Ray 2 was made a year later and it fleshed out the story cutscenes a bit more




There's a map screen you can navigate (though you can only ever go to one place >_>) and there's various minigames you have to partake in to progress the story



The animation is better and the story is longer, but it overall feels like there's less choices to make than in the 1st game >_> You still get ranked for the choices you do make and the more edgy and violent you are, the better your rank is. The scene selector is also back if you to jump to different scenes and see what different choices do.



Also the artist's dog died during production of Ray 2 : ( RIP in piece doggy.

Overall Ray 2 is more streamlined but it felt rushed. There's 3 missions in the game and only the 1st one has any freedom to it. But I still enjoyed it and it ends on a cliffhanger. It'll probably take you about 20 minutes to beat.

As far as I know, there aren't any cheats for this game.

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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, when the FUCK is Ray 3 coming out though!?!? How could it end on a cliffhanger?

You're in luck! The artist released a teaser of Ray 3 and said it was coming out soon!!........back in 2006 >_> So nah, it's probably dead lol At least it revealed that Ray did survived the gunshot wounds though

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Ray is a choose your own adventure game where you play as a for-hire hitman named Ray during one of his assignments >_>

The game obviously borrows its artstyle from South Park and that was kind of its appeal back then >_> It was animated frame-by-frame and actually looked really good for the time, so it felt like you were playing some quasi-South Park game you could control.

As you play the game you are given a variety of situations and choices to make.




The overall story remains the same no matter your choices, but they dictate how you get there and whether you die or not sometimes. Luckily the game has a scene selector that lets you go back and see how things might've played differently if you chose something else. One cool thing that the game has is that all the lines are fully voiced and there's a couple of licensed music tracks that play during some scenes, which overall gives it a good atmosphere.



As you make choices, you receive a number rating for your action. The higher the number, the worse your ranking will be at the end. Since this is a mid-00s flash game, the edgier your actions, the better ranking you get lol >_>

Overall the game is pretty novel. It only takes about 10 minutes to get through the story, but it is enjoyable choosing your path and seeing what paths might lead to different outcomes.

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Choose your reality!

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Imagine just chilling on sunday while your roommate works out and then all of a sudden, she pops her titties in your face.

Livin' da dream in that moment!

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Damn_Underscore posted...

How long before he's begging James to let him back

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So far it's nowhere near as crazy as yesterday. idk what the fuck happened yesterday

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Santa said Fuck you London! Tell the kids to dig up their own charcoal!

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but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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4chan trolling never gets old lol

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unknownhombre posted...

Which ones?

This applies to all of them >_>

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Not a very good one considering he got caught in the act.

lol

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Oh it's Japan. Not surprising >_>

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Turbam posted...

Not her

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Cuz that gun isn't a .jpg of some big ol' waifu titties.

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Dude is probably gonna grow up to be some shithead lowlife unless he has some radical intervention now.

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I think you can have it. Just out of frame >_>

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BlackHorse6969 posted...

softcore porn is still porn

Softcore porn means you can still show your boobs. But you can't show your genitals. This is super softcore >_>

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tote_all posted...

Stay safe and you'll be fine.

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Dark_SilverX posted...

This. You are a real hero, TC.

Thanks. Just doing my job >_> Da Titty Meister has to give back to the community once in a while lol

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That's a new record. They're all old and can't breathe. I really hope I don't get this shit and make it to the vaccine >_> I'm so close and been dodging corona at work this whole time

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Good. Fuck those shithead teens lawl

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Is this gonna kill you and make an exact clone of you like it does in Star Trek? >_>

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Wow, Adobe pushed an update that gave the option of uninstalling Flash >_> We're nearing the end, boyz

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vigorm0rtis posted...

This is what anime does to your brain.

It makes you motivated!

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Spooking posted...

That doesn't even look like Geno.

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>_>

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SevenTenths posted...

RIP in pieces neon "assman" octopus

I can't think of a greater insult than to call me an assman >_>

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Compsognathus posted...

I will never not laugh at this pasta.

Me too >_>

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I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

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What was the original topic even about? I just remember it derailing hard after Gilberto made that post a little bit in

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https://archive.org/details/msdos_Super_Solvers_Gizmos_and_Gadgets_1993

I loved playing this as a kid

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CyricZ posted...

Note the hospital gown on the kid. They're a cancer patient.

Well they definitely couldve drawn that cancer patient better then >_>

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Thats cool but man that kid's head is either way too big or his arms are way too small >_>

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Rosa is unironically my favorite female player character design. idk why

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How come in Master Sex, Hilda has bigger boobs than Rosa? That makes zero sense lol

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