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DDS unironically has some of my favorite Shoji Meguro tracks ever. The 2 games are pure bliss.

Also Argilla is best girl >_>

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E32005 posted...

is this a new copypasta?

New? This is like 4 years old at least lol

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The lawyer from Breaking Bad?

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balls

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I want her to body me with her body

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Does anyone have that quote where a CEman said he knew he wasn't racist cuz he liked Kenan & Kel as a kid lol

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Complete_Idi0t posted...

wtf that's not Jason Alexander

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

These

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Christian RULES posted...

Does this happen often to you guys? (profanity warning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8cN586JUR8

lol

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I bought MARA today even though it basically doubled from last week >_> I hope I made the right call

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tl;dw. What's the list?

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SaltyWet posted...

Musk was also helped By Bezos' expensive divorce.

Musk: "All according to keikaku"

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Foxdie!?!?

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The clone troopers wipe out all the jedi

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Man, I wish I bought more Tesla shares in the past >_>

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nvm I remember that now >_>

https://youtu.be/N-KEuSt0lZI

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Better than bronies that use the term "everypony"

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Deus Ex becomes more and more relevant everyday >_> It's crazy

https://youtu.be/JKF0IYwhrjk

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wtf kind of artstyle is that? I bet the boobs look awful

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s0nicfan posted...

Arc system works made a kill la kill fighting game, which on paper should be the most amazing thing ever, but for some reason they made it into one of those crappy anime arena fighters and the game was quickly forgotten. One of the biggest wastes of potential for an IP that I've seen in a long time.

I remember trying the demo and being bored with it >_>

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I remember not liking them as a kid cuz they were awkward to eat >_>

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Ryuko and Satsuki line up with Dante and Vergil's playstyles respectively with their weapons >_> Plus their DT is literally just them going into life fiber synchronize/override

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Never change internet lol

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Srk700 posted...

lol

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How many vs matches do I have to play before I can unlock AOC?

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I thought she was the one in Eva Unit 00

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jkj1l-mlM

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Why does Japan make such awkward and weird titles for shit?

Are they good? I liked the OG series and End of Eva, but never watched a single Rebuild movie >_> I heard they change the plot a lot though.

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Which one is Rei?

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lol

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3edgy5me

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Pretty high >_> Is her certain side activity still going strong right now?

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The news is wonky during this >_> I heard one of them actually showed the chick at the hospital that got shot with the blood all over her and while she was trauma-naked with her nipples out. I guess the news gives zero fucks about language and graphic content during this

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Veggeta X posted...

I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders".

I've actually never called women "breeders". Wut

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AlisLandale posted...

Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_>

Yeah <__<

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lol

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I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Warned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

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Alt tag

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Choose your reality!

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Gonna post this on my alt cuz it's pretty edgy >_> But it's also an important game in Newgrounds's history. (I'm not that familiar with Newgrounds culture though, so forgive me if I get some things wrong >_>)



Pico's School is a rather infamous game from Newgrounds creator Tom Fulp >_> It came out after the Colombine shooting and is the first game to feature the site's mascot Pico. It embodies every edgy thing from early-era flash games: cursing, drug use, hilariously excessive violence, and random nudity >_>



Pico is enjoying his time in class when a fellow classmate guns down the teacher mid class (his motivation is that he thinks the education system is bullshit cuz they're talking about apples, and the goth music he listens to doesn't ever mention apples >_>). Pico nearly escapes the room, grabs a gun, and has to find a way out of the school.



The basic gameplay is a point and click adventure with some shooting gameplay during bossfights. You grab various items in the environment and use them to solve puzzles as you progress towards the exit.



The 3 bosses you encounter are a psychic kid named Alucard, who throws chairs and bodies at you while protecting himself with a psychic shield. You have Hanzou who is a ninja that will attack you in a dark room, leaving you to try to shoot the light trail from his night vision goggles.



And finally you have the goth kid that started it all, Cassandra. He turns into a giant monster (with his dick out for some random reason >_>), and throws barrels at you and shoots eye lasers. You must shoot him in the dick to damage him, all while shooting his eyes and thrown objects to stave off attacks.

When you beat him, he goes down and the game ends.

Overall, it's okay >_> It was fun at the time cuz it told a little story and had some fun boss fights. You can probably beat it in about 10 minutes.

The edge factor of it being made after Coloumbine is probably what made it so infamous >_> Pico eventually became Newgrounds's mascot and he would star in many more games on the site. There's even an annual Pico Day on the site that celebrates Pico with various artwork, games, and movies with him by fans.

As far as I know, there are no cheats for this game, but you can find hidden items like weed that will full restore your health in lockers and such >_>

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, why were Flash games so edgy back then?

I think cuz it was an era when the internet was still the wild west. And most of the people making these games were nerdy teenagers or college students >_>

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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Here's some censored titties from the game >_>



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KscJcHYI-x4

Seriously

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But he'll still be president for some of 2021

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Julia from JAV probably has my favorite boobs of all time >_>

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https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1340863605621862400

Homestar Runner releases new levels on a flash game days before it dies forever

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in my mouth

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dicks all day

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bump

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