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SmidgeIsntBack posted...

They did, it was called WikiCEdia.

now there's a name I hadn't heard in a bit

is that website still running

don't do my sons genesis and Dreamcast like that.

Even tho I kno this is an obvious bait topic lol

Drunk Cobra posted...

Lol how old are you?

Going on 27 in 20 days.

Why is that relevant?

RavingShark posted...

in all seriousness. i was an angry boyfriend, then an angry husband twice. i never changed. youll have to either get used to it or get gone. a leopard cannot change his spots, even if he tries. take it from one who tried

i really don't wanna leave him tho. He's really kind when he tries and he showers me w love and affection

also I'm kind of a bitch toward him sometimes too tbh

JustMyOpinion posted...

No need to be rude. I'm talking about potential future parties.

I mean you might not be able to tell by the title of this topic

But I'm an adult who makes responsible decisions and believe it or not my friends are even MORE responsible than me.

JustMyOpinion posted...

Relationships aren't about changing. People may change, but you should expect to get what you see currently as opposed to an idealized version.

I'm not expecting an idealized version just one that doesn't insult my friends and family or follow me when I'm trying to leave a conversation before it goes south which this one clearly did.

What bothers me the most is that he wants me to change tho and he doesn't wanna put any work in.

also this is not a fucking covid topic there's about 900 of those on CE right now you can BS in literally any number of those

this thread is abt my nipples

JustMyOpinion posted...

Not everyone knows immediately when they have a COVID.

it's been 2wk since my party that I threw

And no one has covid

Rly makes u think

Politics posted...

dude you might have to put him down

lord I hope not I put two years into this shit and signed a lease w this Buhl

_MorningStar posted...

Oh lord

lmao this isn't gonna be a kaybelf drama topic unless someone tags leana I promise

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Thanks sis I knew u had my back. <3 I just feel like relationships are abt growing and changing and I told him that while we were arguing and he flat out said he doesn't wanna do that so we'll see what happens next

MegaTech posted...

Tell him he can no longer suckle on those upgraded titties until he changes his behavior

u rly had the nerve to post this but not in my actual nipple topic smh

Jk love u MT ur the g

R1masher posted...

Let him out of the closet, might cheer him up

this one isn't kept in a closet like the last 3 I have a leash for him :)

RavingShark posted...

youre gonna have to fight him ):< reforge the sword summon mjolnir its dangerous to go alone etc etc

probably idk I don't want to hurt him tho or else Id have probably killed him the first timen he called my friend a thief (which is how the argument started)

BeantownHero posted...

This doesnt really work, since hes the one displaying a much more progressive approach. It's very heavy handed, but progressive all the same

this is honestly true I just was really high at the time and didn't have a real response so I used that as a placeholder tbh

Drunk Cobra posted...

Youre going to a party in the MIDST of a PANDEMIC?

I've been to 3, good thing everyone I know is super responsible and wouldn't go to a party w covid tbh.

Also I'm an essential worker so Ive had to be out around HUNDREDS of people during the pandemic. I deserve to relax after the shit these people put me through on the daily.

Idk why I feel the need to explain/defend myself to u but there ya go

im super sad CE pls cheer me up

inb4leavehim
inb4tccantinb4

CE is a cruel mistress

one of the best drops in music history, the drop that many other drops nowadays try to measure up to whether consciously or not and most fail lol

DeVos for me.

little brother has been insisting I play this game for the better part of a year

so when it finally came to mobile devices (yes I'm a filthy poor pleb who doesn't have a laptop) I paid EIGHTEEN DOLLARS AMERICAN (probably more cuz of tax n shit) and downloaded it.

I like it well enough so far but i feel like the only motivation I have to actually play it is because I paid money for it. I'm only at the first trial and I keep getting stuck had having to ask lil bro for non spoilered help.

Also being wrong abt sayaka being a robot and also a killer had me a little salty too but ya know.

Music is full of bops tho I will give the game that.

Bump cuz bored

hey man I'm sorry that's happening to you.

DespondentDeity posted...

Telling someone they should exercise their intrinsic agency to decide how to modify their body is not "shitting" on them, trying to spin it like that is really desperate dude. She wants tattoos and piercings, only she has the right to make that decision. It's not a right that anyone shares with anyone else.

There's a big difference between considering someone's input and them making your decision. She wants these things and she is saying that he won't allow her, that means there is an ultimatum in place. Do you think that's an acceptable and respectful thing to present to someone, forcing them to choose between two things they want?

I refuse to honor disrespect, control is disrespectful.

ok boomer

It'd probably be like the beauty parlor on kiwi farms.

Which means it would mostly be catty garbage but I love it.

He acted as a human shield for the wall of moms and he's been there pretty much the whole time.

Im worried abt him but he told me he didn't fight the injustice happening to the Irish in Belfast when he and my mom and their other brother grew up there in the 60s-70s to just watch it happen again in what is supposed to be the land of the free.

That shits powerful imo

DespondentDeity posted...

Yeah you definitely have no idea what kind of person I am or what relationships I've been in. If someone makes a decision for you, that's not a compromise.

And I'm sure joe makes a lot of decisions in the relationship too. I honestly think y'all are just shittin on joe bc it's joe at this point.
Tactical_Spork posted...

I have heard that nipple piercings are the most and also the least painful and I have no idea which to believe but them shits look awesome 100% of the time regardless

Im gonna finally get my ears done soon I think

It really wasnt that painful at all. Now granted if I've worked all day it gets super sore but other than that...

Let me tell y'all a story.

I was trolling OKC for dick/romance and I encountered a dude who lived in Philly or something or Philly adjacent. From now on he'll be referred to as blind guardian boy, or BGB for short bc that's his favorite band.

He was an aspie but I decided to give it a shot. Now granted now I live like 10 min from Philly but at the time I lived in the sticks about an hour away driving on a good day.

Problem was neither of us drove.

This absolute champion took the train and then the bus and then a trolley and then an UBER AT MIDNIGHT to get to my house.

There was small talk for a little bit and he showed me his original music that he made and then he dicked me down HARD.

y'all

It was some of the best dick I've ever gotten before I met my boyfriend who swings REALLY good dick but we live together so I can get it whenever I want. BGB also ate my pussy like a pro.

Also for the record my parents weren't home at the time.

The best part?

The next year when my parents went on vacation he came over AGAIN and dicked the shit out of me AGAIN.

Now obviously this didn't work out bc of the distance and bc neither of drove.

But tonight y'all, I want you to pour one out for my guy BGB. He was a really nice dude, super smart, and altho I haven't talked to him in years I hope hes doing well because any woman would be lucky to have him.

The end lol

DespondentDeity posted...

One's body is inviolable, subject to one's will alone.

Sometimes I forget that a lot of CEmen have never been in positive relationships lol.

Not calling you out specifically but like when your in a relationship you compromise shit. Honestly if getting my tits pierced wasn't Andrew's idea he certainly would have been upset abt it.

DespondentDeity posted...

why do you let yourself be treated like this?

It's really just a respect thing imo. Relationships are built on respect young Buhl.

I just think it's funny that all the anti dog people in this topic just assume no one takes care of their dogs.

Now granted I don't have one right now bc the apartment doesn't allow it but my mom's dog is very well taken care of. All our dogs were. And my sister also has a dog that is very well taken care of.

Yall are just demonizing dog owners and lovers for no reason just cuz ur mad a dog bit you once or something.

Well guess what I was bitten by a dog when I was 10 and while I had a fear of dogs for a while I grew up and got over it like a normal human being.

It's so easy nowadays for people to be comfortable living in fear and demonizing the things that scare them instead of taking it on headfirst.

Smh a bunch of babies in this topic. WAH I DONT LIKE DOG SMELL well I don't like the smell when you shit your diapers so lets call it even.

bump pls

jon1012 posted...

I had a gf with pierced nipples, pierced clit and tattoos. Wasnt a turn off for me.

I would never do my clit lmao that's where I draw the line.

That's cool tho. I wanna finish my one tat and get more.

armandro posted...

is tc really a cegal?

can anyone fill me in on the lore

hey Mando

miss u man

no but seriously

dogs are the purest most innocent creatures in the world and we don't even deserve them bc of ppl like TC

Questionmarktarius posted...

Yeah, don't mix e and booze, ever. That's just kidney failure.

Definitely man

sd sd sd SD

NOM posted...

CRUSTED? ROTATE? what is this I don't even...

You can tell I've never had a piercing of any kind haha

Oh yeah they can get super bloody and crusty. I haven't experienced that yet thankfully.

Rotating means messing w the bar I guess.

BUT

I havent had a legit piercing (the last piercing I got was in the back of a friends car on my ear with a fucking safety pin. I was 19 so I definitely knew better lol) since I was 16 and I got my nose done. That didn't work out lmao.

I was at a really ghetto one the other day looking for stuff to clean my nipple piercings with. It smelled like piss, nothing was stocked, half of ppl weren't wearing masks and social distancing wasn't a thing.

If I don't get covid from that I'm never gonna get covid.

Superman and Rocky ripped off Hercules

now when I'm rolling on that e I stop drinking completely bc it'll fuck everything up

We should normalize not liking you.

NOM posted...

Fucking DOPE.

Are they still swollen or anything? I mean it's a needle going through your nips how long does any swelling/bleeding last?

IDK why but this is super interesting. Maybe because boobs? Yeah that's probably it.

IDK they're a little swollen but they haven't bled or crusted yet which is nice.

The nipple has the longest healing time of any piercing, especially for women because periods believe it or not make your tits swell and make everything on them extremely sensitive. 4-6 months is what it says on my handout but it could be up to a year. I'm kinda hesitant to rotate them rn.

I don't really drink much but when I do I'm trying to get LIT

a good Crossfade is what I live for

ScazarMeltex posted...

I would totally not turn down a messaged pic of these ;p
Am simple man, I see boobs, I like boobs.

Boobs are fuckin great

Just be yourself man. If you're not urself at the jump the chick is gonna find out anyway.

I met my boyfriend online dating. We've been together almost 2yr and we just moved in in February. I truly believe he's the one and I'm gonna marry him someday.

JustMyOpinion posted...

Are you the real Kaybelf? Why did Leana hate you?

I don't wanna go into it bc I don't wanna get modded but let's just say it was jealousy related.

NOM posted...

Dats pretty cool. Did they, like, numb the area at all? Any extra precautions in the establishment because of COVID? What's it LOOK like?

Neat stuff.

Nah they didn't numb the area and actually the guy was explaining to me that the only thing they were doing differently was masks. They always were very sanitary. Everything was very clean.

And not to toot my own horn but my tits were already really nice but now they're super kino.

I'm a b-list cegal

nfearurspecimn posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupfr_eVLPo

IDK what this has to do with anything but I'm here for it

R1masher posted...

I pierced both mine because I had sad inverted nipples and now theyre always hard, thanks Obama

damn lmao sorry man

WallStreetWolf posted...

You should check out the topics on current events dedicated to just laughing at him

y'all had me looking at videos abt him an boogie bc there would be like 10 topix abt him on the front page everytime he'd make a video.

WallStreetWolf posted...

Technically you could always send anyone interested an unsolicited message with a picture to work around getting moderated

o rly

Also your sig made me laugh lmao