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TopicGod fucking damn, it's getting cold in northern California
No_U_L7
11/10/20 2:24:42 AM
#8
told you guys it was peacoat weather
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Topicwatched the first 2 eps of that pen15 show CE raved about and it's awful
No_U_L7
11/10/20 12:51:32 AM
#4
AlCalavicci posted...
Damn dawg I guess you have no taste


Maybe I'm just too refined for the rest of yall
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Topicwatched the first 2 eps of that pen15 show CE raved about and it's awful
No_U_L7
11/10/20 12:15:07 AM
#2
Topicwatched the first 2 eps of that pen15 show CE raved about and it's awful
No_U_L7
11/09/20 11:15:32 PM
#1
it's terribly awkward watching 2 30 year olds seriously try to portray 2000s era 13 year olds, while surrounded by actual 13 year olds

it's like an SNL skit that doesn't end

also, that is not how i remember the year 2000 at all
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TopicI woke up at 4am to the sounds of a woman screaming
No_U_L7
11/09/20 9:47:19 PM
#3
Godnorgosh posted...
All the way across town?


block or so away
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TopicI woke up at 4am to the sounds of a woman screaming
No_U_L7
11/09/20 9:43:40 PM
#1
Should I had called the cops?

I just dozed back off
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Topicremember when seeing a girl's bra straps made you finish in your pants
No_U_L7
11/09/20 9:02:20 PM
#1
those were the days
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Topici once microwaved fish in the office, it stunk up office, everyone got mad at me
No_U_L7
11/09/20 8:02:30 PM
#10
mustachedmystic posted...
Are you a Trumpeter TC? I only ask, because this topic sure makes you seem like one.


no
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Topici once microwaved fish in the office, it stunk up office, everyone got mad at me
No_U_L7
11/09/20 7:58:38 PM
#8
SaltyWet posted...
I think salmon would be ok


maybe that's why i didnt know, i'm not a big fish eater but was trying to add it to my diet. always stuck to salmon but switch to tilapia for that day
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Topici once microwaved fish in the office, it stunk up office, everyone got mad at me
No_U_L7
11/09/20 7:55:36 PM
#5
mustachedmystic posted...


See now, I have a very hard time believing you didn't know that. How on Earth could you possibly not know that?


How would I know. I didnt even notice it until someone pointed it out
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Topici once microwaved fish in the office, it stunk up office, everyone got mad at me
No_U_L7
11/09/20 7:50:29 PM
#1
HR lady sent out a branch wide email saying microwaving fish was not allowed and put up signs next to the microwave banning it

who knew microwaving fish smelled bad?
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TopicI hate dogs
No_U_L7
11/09/20 7:22:26 PM
#1
And I think dogs are shit :p

I just wanted to say this for no reason.
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Topici finally understand the ''what happens to a toad'' line from x-men
No_U_L7
11/09/20 5:43:25 PM
#7
mech dragon posted...
Even "it croaks" is a horrible punch line. Not funny.


"croak" is the onomatopoeic sound toad's normally make, but it's a double meaning because "croak" can also mean "to die"
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Topici finally understand the ''what happens to a toad'' line from x-men
No_U_L7
11/09/20 5:27:00 PM
#1
apparently there's a really old "common knowledge" joke that goes "what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? it croaks"

so that line when storm said "the same thing that happens to everything else" is storm subverting the joke

makes a lot more sense and is actually passable now

but like...i don't think that was a real common joke lol
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Topiccant wait for my taylor swift sex robot
No_U_L7
11/09/20 4:22:35 PM
#2
Topicso i only need to make it through winter without sex and then the vaccine is out
No_U_L7
11/09/20 3:29:54 PM
#3
MedeaLysistrata posted...
are you gonna get the vaccine


inject it directly into my veins
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Topicso i only need to make it through winter without sex and then the vaccine is out
No_U_L7
11/09/20 3:10:47 PM
#1
i can do that standing on my head!
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Topiccant wait for my taylor swift sex robot
No_U_L7
11/09/20 2:41:39 AM
#1
TopicThe perfect woman but she takes a 45 minute dump every day
No_U_L7
11/09/20 12:07:30 AM
#3
Does it have to be on a toilet...?
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 10:16:38 PM
#26
lemondrop7 posted...
this is one of the saddest topics ive seen in a while because the only 2 options are 1.) you have no family or friends left to die with no funerals to attend or 2.) you haven't experienced a death in your family yet (siblings, parents, or grandparents) and so it doesnt register yet

either way, that sucks


1. all my grand parents have died, including this one year and an uncle due to covid..i've had my fair share of funerals, thanks for bringing it up
2. no one in my entire family wears a suit to a funeral. just dress respectfully and mourn respectfully and you're good
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 10:03:01 PM
#20
Perascamin posted...
When was your last lay, TC? Has the pandemic made it difficult?


It was either late dec or early jan...I haven't flirted with a girl since March (willingly) so yes it has affected me quite a bit

CanuckCowboy posted...


Yeah it doesn't though. You just wanna believe that.



Ok keep grasping at those straws bud
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:57:26 PM
#16
I'll also add that I frequently wear blazers/pants so I get lots of use out of them. Whereas with a full suit I wouldn't get enough use out of it to justify the price tag
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:50:05 PM
#14
CanuckCowboy posted...


Not the point and suits can look great and be comfortable.

You made a topic wanting to rent a room for fucking and don't even wash your personal sheets. Cmon


Huh...where did I ever say suits dont look great or are uncomfortable

I said I prefer wearing a blazer/pants combo because it shows off more style and class because it conveys i can actually put together an outfit
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:43:26 PM
#12
Irony posted...
You wear a clown suit here everyday


I'm usually naked while posting on CE
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:42:26 PM
#10
yunalenne10 posted...
When was the last time you had to wear a suit?


I wore it a few times when I was doing interviews a couple years back. Probably 50/50 with the blazer/pants combo and it never affected my score

fuming posted...
was the idea of wearing a suit and tie in some fictional future scenario like really weighing you down or


Yes, as I would have to get a new one. A very good sale going on...but what's the point.

SevenTenths posted...

When was the last time tc told the truth?


I never lie on CE...if I had a hivemind like you guys I would be as successful as the average of CE instead of miles ahead like I am.
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:33:26 PM
#6
CanuckCowboy posted...
God your topics are absurd.


Do you forsee me working on Wallstreet in the future
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:27:12 PM
#4
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Have to? HAVE to?
an you GET to wear a suit. Wearing a suit is a pleasure


no, they are the lazy man's method of dressing well. i actually know how to put together outfits so i much prefer the blazer/pants combo
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Topici don't think i'll ever have to wear a suit again in my life
No_U_L7
11/08/20 9:25:05 PM
#1
trying to think and i can't imagine a single time i'll need to

for interviews, my industry is casual enough i can get away with a blazer/pants combo

maybe if i interview for a senior position i'll want a suit..but i doubt i ever will want to move up that far

for weddings, the blazer/pants combo is fine as a guest and i don't think i'll ever be in anyone's wedding party
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TopicSupposed to have someone over but there's a COVID outbreak in my town rn.
No_U_L7
11/08/20 8:50:53 PM
#13
Doom_Art posted...

Hey you know what

That just worked


I would say you're welcome but that just sounds gross

Theres a reason the number of porn related topics I've made has increased last 8 months

"Luckily" my sex drive has dropped off dramatically with no stimulation
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TopicSupposed to have someone over but there's a COVID outbreak in my town rn.
No_U_L7
11/08/20 7:36:18 PM
#11
smoke_break posted...

It all depends on you and where you're at mentally though. If you need it to keep your sanity I'd say go for it, can't blame you at all for getting your needs met. I'm almost at the point myself where I'm just going to say fuck it, lol.


Whenever I get close to that point I just watch porn and then I dont have to worry about it for another week at least
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TopicSupposed to have someone over but there's a COVID outbreak in my town rn.
No_U_L7
11/08/20 7:11:45 PM
#9
smoke_break posted...

Rookie numbers. I haven't had any since March.

I wouldn't do it though tbh. It will feel good but the anxiety afterwards just isn't worth it to me.


This

And I'm a pick up artist lol
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TopicDo you like Schitt's Creek?
No_U_L7
11/08/20 6:40:10 PM
#9
Watched the first 7ish eps and hated it
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Topicmy friends groupchat is currently arguing about whether or not AOC grew up poor
No_U_L7
11/08/20 6:01:33 PM
#7
Solid Snake07 posted...
Her father is an architect in nyc.....what do you think


architects are poor man's engineers, so she's poor?
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 6:00:52 PM
#24
mustachedmystic posted...
Well then, if its windy, that makes a difference, should have said that in your OP. Is it sunny, or cloudy?


sunny
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TopicParks and Recreation is the greatest sitcom Ive ever seen.
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:54:21 PM
#2
Topicmy friends groupchat is currently arguing about whether or not AOC grew up poor
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:54:05 PM
#5
VipaGTS posted...
your friends need lives.


Its quarantine, what do you want from us!
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Topicmy friends groupchat is currently arguing about whether or not AOC grew up poor
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:51:37 PM
#1
they are currently doing a forensic accounting of her dad's finances growing up
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:50:41 PM
#22
ox0shadow0xo posted...
It's chilly here, not just because it's 59 degrees, but because it's 59 degrees with 20+ mph winds in LA.

And considering that Los Angeles has never been cold enough to experience snow, yes, 59 is Cold to us.


Oh yes, there are extreme winds today too
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:46:46 PM
#19
mustachedmystic posted...
Id sweat my ass off if I wore a pea coat in 59 degree weather.


Maybe you should go to see a doctor
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:46:25 PM
#18
BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm in California. It's certainly COLDER but it's California.

I am not even wearing any socks. It's not cold enough yet.


Well I don't own socks so I didnt wear them either
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:44:13 PM
#14
FursonaNonGrata posted...
2009 called they want their jacket back


peacoats are timeless

MedeaLysistrata posted...
15c/59f is mild


youre wrong
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:41:53 PM
#10
mustachedmystic posted...


I live in St. Louis, hardly a cold city, Buffalo, now, thats a cold city. 59 is warm, no matter where you live.


you're flat out wrong. just google "is 59 degrees hot or cold" and the first result tells you its cold
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Topicit cracks me up when people try to lower joe rogan's height to make fun of him
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:41:15 PM
#3
VonOrdelia posted...
Found the manlet


found the perpetuator of toxic masculinity
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Topicit cracks me up when people try to lower joe rogan's height to make fun of him
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:39:48 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79095635

he's 5-7, or 67 inches, so chopping off 5 inches of height is 7%. if you added that 7%, he'd be 6 feet tall

let's apply it to a basketball player just to show how stupid it is:

"damn, lebron james sure is dominant for a player that is only 6 foot 3!"
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:31:55 PM
#8
TendoDRM posted...

It is not cold. By any measure.

That said, it's warmer here today in Chicago.


you live in a cold city...of course you're more "used to it"

that doesn't mean that 59 degrees isn't objectively cold

besides, we all know the world revolves around california
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:26:53 PM
#6
you guys are insane, how is 59 degrees not cold by any measure
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TopicToday is the first official peacoat day in cali
No_U_L7
11/08/20 5:00:29 PM
#1
A chilly 59 degrees
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Topicwhat is your opinion on the bechdel test?
No_U_L7
11/08/20 4:08:44 PM
#1
bechdel test: in media, 2+ women having a conversation about something other than a man

a surprisingly large number of major hollywood films fail this test
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Topicmy friends gf constantly refers to herself in the 3rd person and it's v annoying
No_U_L7
11/08/20 2:51:38 PM
#21
KINDERFELD posted...


I'm saying you're really your friend's gf.


No_U_L7 is confused
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