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TopicImagine not stroking the placenta lmaooo
Chicken
08/04/20 12:17:06 AM
#12
Baby bubble

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TopicI need to complain about one of my guild members in WoW
Chicken
08/04/20 12:13:00 AM
#13
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Ohhhh, you're making this topic about her because you have a crush on her? That explains a lot.
he simping for dat lock

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TopicEnertron restores HP and MP!
Chicken
08/03/20 8:38:00 AM
#2
That shit always messed with me. I used to imagine those dudes hadnt had a single scrap of food for years but that damn machine kept them just barely alive and the pain of hunger was completely unbearable.

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TopicThe most frustrating job I imagine would be
Chicken
08/03/20 8:35:02 AM
#3
monkmith posted...
you'd be the guy napping at the deep space monitor when the giant alien mothership leading the invasion force passes by...
Or jerkin it

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TopicWithout naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away?
Chicken
08/03/20 8:27:23 AM
#27
Remember me?

bonus:

...The Baby...

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TopicThe most frustrating job I imagine would be
Chicken
08/03/20 8:25:03 AM
#1
Those dudes that observe shit in deep space. All this cool shit around us all the time and its all millions of lightyears away and the technology available can only show so much and give the slightest information about what some stuff is.

I can feel the frustration myself just thinking about it.

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TopicI need to complain about one of my guild members in WoW
Chicken
08/03/20 3:52:09 AM
#9
girls are shit at WoW. good luck if shes banging one of the officers

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Topicshitty day in the deli today
Chicken
08/03/20 12:17:55 AM
#3
Dont work at a shit job if you dont want that kinda shit to happen dawg

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TopicJesus, I didn't know there was nude cock and balls in GTA V
Chicken
08/02/20 9:35:07 AM
#13
Aki_Sora posted...
Western and EU game get pass but if Japan game it will get censored
Thats because japan would try to do the same scene with a 12 year old girl.

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Topic$100K but you have to start every conversation with these 5 words
Chicken
08/01/20 11:34:27 PM
#19
TopicWould you like to see a Watches, community board?
Chicken
08/01/20 6:14:14 PM
#5
A stamp collection board would be less boring.

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TopicUnpopular (or maybe popular) opinion: The MMX series should have stayed 2D.
Chicken
08/01/20 6:13:20 PM
#20
The only way to not want to claw your face off at X6 is if you cheese it with ultimate X. I just finished a run like last week as red Zero and I think that will be the last time I play it.

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TopicYou now remember Boo Boo Runs Wild
Chicken
08/01/20 6:08:14 PM
#5
Where's the rest of it? I was just getting into it when it looped.

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Topicneed advice, y'all. but like say whatever
Chicken
08/01/20 6:03:28 PM
#12
whatever

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Topicsovereign citizen goes medieval on his landlord, decapitates him over late rent.
Chicken
08/01/20 10:15:24 AM
#5
TopicPolice had parties after killing people.
Chicken
08/01/20 9:41:13 AM
#10
cjsdowg posted...
But I wanted to be a cop. I use to think they did so much good for the world. I would see cops on the streets and give them a 5 five. The times I got pulled over for no reason I would just write it off as just this one bad cop. It wasn't most of them.
Just be a cop in literally any other part of the world.

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TopicWhy does batman let underage kids risk their lives?
Chicken
08/01/20 9:39:23 AM
#12
Making a tiny person wear bright clothing jump around everywhere so everyone focuses on that while the dude sneaks around to take out the bad guys makes sense.

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TopicEvery single soul calibur dlc character has been a girl so far
Chicken
08/01/20 4:39:38 AM
#6
Do yall just start jerking it mid battle when their armor breaks? smh

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TopicYour favorite character from Home Alone or Home Alone 2
Chicken
08/01/20 1:33:32 AM
#5
As a kid you root for Kevin, as an adult you root for the Bandits.

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TopicMy life sucks sometimes but I like to cope with alcohol and drugs.
Chicken
08/01/20 12:43:27 AM
#32
Platoe posted...
All of my local headshops carry it. I used to order it online but my favorite site got shut down. IIRC it's illegal in 2 states also
would dispensaries in Canada sell it?

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TopicMy life sucks sometimes but I like to cope with alcohol and drugs.
Chicken
08/01/20 12:36:57 AM
#30
Whats this kratom shit and where do I buy it?

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TopicWhat the fuck is this? Deep Space Nine miniseries??
Chicken
08/01/20 12:31:16 AM
#1
TopicSo who/what built the first transformer
Chicken
08/01/20 12:15:52 AM
#9
God

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TopicFour Russian wild cats overlaid in one shot.
Chicken
07/31/20 11:59:39 PM
#10
Blyat

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TopicUnpopular (or maybe popular) opinion: The MMX series should have stayed 2D.
Chicken
07/31/20 11:51:28 PM
#9
MarthGoomba posted...
Actual unpopular opinion: X6 was the best of the PS1 games
Its unpopular because its wrong. Its such a janky piece of shit. It plays like a fan game.

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TopicDo you like arby's , mcd's or BK the most?
Chicken
07/31/20 11:18:53 PM
#21
CW_McGraw posted...
You can get McDonald's or Burger King style food at any fast food place. Arby's is the only place to get what they sell.
You can also hop over your neighbors fence and pick up dog turds if you want Arbys style food.

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TopicIs Halo's story really this dumb or am I missing something? *spoilers*
Chicken
07/31/20 11:14:15 PM
#9
mastur chef go boom boom

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TopicDo you like arby's , mcd's or BK the most?
Chicken
07/31/20 11:08:22 PM
#18
McDonalds used to be god tier but the past 5-10 years its been a gamble if the meat isnt dried out and inedible.

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TopicThis portapotty has a breeze down there ;)
Chicken
07/31/20 10:50:12 PM
#5
nevershine posted...
theres a diglett down there
Im gonna make it a dugtrio

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TopicFavorite flavor of stovetop ramen?
Chicken
07/31/20 10:44:27 PM
#2
See name

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TopicThis portapotty has a breeze down there ;)
Chicken
07/31/20 10:44:01 PM
#1
Feels nice on my b-hole.

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TopicAttn users who don't live in America
Chicken
07/31/20 9:17:28 AM
#4
LOL no I dont want covid or to get shot

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TopicI discovered a swap-meet in my hometown. I do not know how swap-meets work.
Chicken
07/31/20 9:15:22 AM
#2
Just make sure its not a swap meat unless youre cool with that.

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TopicMy favorite users are the ones whose names are just singular words.
Chicken
07/31/20 9:13:45 AM
#12
Chicken_Butt posted...
Fffffffaaaarrrrrrtttttt
Ye bro I agree

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TopicCan I ask my boss to fire me?
Chicken
07/31/20 6:20:38 AM
#12
Okay, so what if I just ask them to lay me off temporarily?

also what would happen if I got laid off temporarily and then ignore all their calls when they need me back?

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TopicJesus, I didn't know there was nude cock and balls in GTA V
Chicken
07/31/20 5:03:52 AM
#7
Oh god I just had some other event with some sort of truck in a construction site. A crane holding some giant ass pipes fell on top of the truck with a guy still inside. I wasn't sure what to do so I shot a gas trail leading to the truck. The guy shouted "Tell my wife I love her!" before exploding. Was I supposed to save him somehow?

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TopicMy favorite users are the ones whose names are just singular words.
Chicken
07/31/20 4:53:16 AM
#10
Take that @Chicken_Butt

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TopicJesus, I didn't know there was nude cock and balls in GTA V
Chicken
07/31/20 4:50:39 AM
#6
RavingShark posted...
yeah theres like a whole camp of them with their dicks out up on the mountain
Ooooh I'm gonna look this up.

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TopicJesus, I didn't know there was nude cock and balls in GTA V
Chicken
07/31/20 4:24:21 AM
#1
I was driving along doing my thing when these red dots show up on the map. And when I went over, it was two old dudes, with their literal cocks out trying to rape this lady. I shot them up and drove her home and got $80 out of it. I didn't know this game had fully rendered dicks.

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TopicDaredevil Actor Accuses Marvel TV's Jeph Loeb of Purposely Minimizing Asian...
Chicken
07/31/20 2:04:46 AM
#32
Why would an asian work for someone who hates asians? He couldve gotten work literally anywhere else.

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TopicNew York authorities break up sex party in crackdown on large gatherings
Chicken
07/31/20 1:08:45 AM
#9
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Government shouldn't have a say in consentual adults fucking
no one can consent to being infected with the virus

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TopicHas public opinion turned around on Death Stranding after PC release?
Chicken
07/31/20 12:46:32 AM
#2
Havent even heard of anyone talking about it other than this topic. Didnt even know the PC version was out.

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TopicRiot Games partners with Saudi government; everyone disliked that
Chicken
07/31/20 12:45:02 AM
#16
Do they ban the female characters in Saudi LoL?

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TopicGonna play through GoldenEye for the first time.
Chicken
07/31/20 12:43:11 AM
#7
yeah we didnt know any better back then.

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TopicCan I ask my boss to fire me?
Chicken
07/31/20 12:41:39 AM
#10
kingdrake2 posted...
there's a surefire way. do an unsatisfactory job
Ive been doing that for months

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TopicWhat's the most fucked up thing you've seen on the internet?
Chicken
07/31/20 12:40:09 AM
#4
BuckVanHammer posted...
the one with the pickle jar comes to mind...

I never sought that kind of shit.
The one where he turns himself into a pickle? Funniest shit Ive ever seen.

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TopicCan I ask my boss to fire me?
Chicken
07/31/20 12:36:42 AM
#3
Cornmuffins posted...
Doesnt that end tomorrow?
Nah its been extended through october. And it could be extended further at this rate.

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