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EvilMegas posted...

Shes dead. Dont ask too many questions...

So which alt are they.

I saw one once. It was about a woman who had an scary oppressive husband. How they illustrated that was that he'd get on her for not hanging the hand towels right in the bathroom so naturally she picked up and ran off. Well he found her and to her horror she came home and her hand towels were hung properly!

It didn't seem like too much to ask. Otherwise seemed like a decent guy.

I hate when they team balance in the middle of a match.

Sex with animals? There's no time, man!

Is it the father

Stop terrorizing the mods

Man nice shot

Lokarin posted...

Magneto only flies dick first 'cuz of his Prince Albert

The real lpt are in the comments.

Raddest_Chad posted...

I don't know anyone successful that didn't work hard enough to deserve every bit of what they have. When people do better than me because they put in the effort, I applaud their victory.

This, its a pretty inherent factor in the bro code and to take inspiration to do better yourself.

I've never played anything that asked for my birthday but nights into dreams seems like it has tons of calendar events.

Get well soon.

MrMelodramatic posted...

She's out now. Drowsy and pukey, but otherwise looking good. Big sigh of relief.

Ah you should have mentioned she was a milf in the topic title.

She fat. Baby's only around 8 lbs and about the size of a wet chihuahua. She's got a whole turkey and sides going on in there.

Is this a middleschool yearbook from 1995.

I think its an assault rifle with sassy leopard print.

*Throws a can of van camps into topic.*

*Half of thread starves to death. *

Idk if they feel scorned by that you can explain yourselves. I'm not sure if reaching out just means "Hey" or "Hey sorry we've been distant because we believed you needed your space."

Did this kid never see a can opener before? At nearly 10?

As far as I'm concerned safety not guaranteed guy is the most credibly time traveler.

They have that sweaty hog like gleam kinda like the basketball scene of that Ben stiller movie. I think they call it the pregnancy glow.

LinkPizza posted...

I choose other. Funfetti. Which is white, but has a different taste to me...

This.

I tried to isolate the funfetti flavor by just eating the sprinkled part of the cake but it doesn't taste any different than any other part of the cake. So the funfetti flavor just comes from the joy of eating confetti cake.

Call out to her with your siren song

Lokarin posted...

Use Flex Tape

Flex and seal until it is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq-zYylTk8U

I though the eyes were just some eyes that he saw some artist draw and he liked it so much he wrote it into being some billboard.

What would be the contenders, toy story 4?

Going to sleep. Probably look forward to 2020-1 with a renewed sense of optimism.

Kinda hard to answer, In this hypothetical senario how hypothetically straight white male am I or not?

Not dangerous, actually very informative.
It lets you know.

TheSlinja posted...

is your friend Raiden

If they move in together they'd still only be to half furnish a bedroom.

Or they could be a property brothers style house stagers. I'd watch it.

An actual vegan.

A paltry c cup. "Massive". Where is the journalistic integrity these days!

No because rehabilitation works.

Blightzkrieg posted...

If another potder ever tried to mouth hug me I'd knuckle touch him right in the taint wrinkle bag

I don't know what any of this means so its making it difficult to divvy up our 1 million.

Just add a if you disagree you're sexist/racist or whatever at the end.

It would probably be better to just put it in your sig if you care about that sort of thing.

Is this the plot for the next god of war.

So wear a mask and don't shower. Any other sage advice?

Good dad.

Yeah, no to the hot dog toppings. Even in couch form.

I seen that face. Didn't know it had a name or a meme outside of a standard reaction gif.

So it's not rape if their consciousness leaves their body and another person says ok do what you want with their body?

I thought that we were advancing but it's clear we have a long way to go. Sucks for that guy when he finds out he has amazonian herpes.

Lol

Either way some interesting posts. Keep up the good work and stay safe.

It sounds like you have the wildest mundane job ever. Is this like secretly some creative writing project?

Nah ww84 was light years better. Plus not only was the plane invisible, there was massive destabilization in the region so no one cared.

Zareth posted...

I guess handsome has a different meaning in the UK.

I think they use the metric hot scale.

ScritchOwl posted...

He gets fallout76 for nintendo switch

*Krampus winces* damn that's cold.

Actually just finished watching it.

HornedLion posted...

To avoid taxes? I think its an island or something.

Political g strings.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Ive never seen anyone buy one or read one to the point it makes me wonder gow they are in business still.

I think retail lines will perpetually stock them since it fills space and provides distraction during the most pivotal part of their business and reading the covers gives you something to do other than nagging cashiers.

Looks like you can use it on mannequins, retail fixtures, dressing room footage, bins of hangers, security clips. All not explicitly excluded.