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Imagine being a Gym Leader and having to deal with Gary's arrogant ass because he wants 100 of each badge...

Or being a moderator.... and... nevermind, user levels aren't badges

but if they were, it would be pretty stupid to award people for collecting demerits

anyway what were we talking about again?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

(i found a computer with a working Internet and version of Windows 10, even though I think/know 10 wasn't out yet, and checked the current date)

I dreamed some stuff.

Most notably was that I found my e-cig, took a good puff, and experienced a body buzz indistinguishable from waking reality. I had the tingles all over and it felt pleasant. I instantly became more lucid and proceeded to tell the other dream characters how real it was.

This makes me think, where you hear about how many different bodies you have (Physical, astral, kharmic, buddhic, whatever they are) that you still have the basic functions/capabilities that you already have. (which you would already know since you've eaten things and had sex dreams before.)

It's just weird, I've experienced "buzzes" or highs before, but to experience an exact same nicotine buzz, is kind of different to me
In fact, I would say it was better than my waking buzz (even being somewhat of a burnt hit), because I'm now out of juice

I am very interested in dream-states as they are currently the only form of altered reality that we don't quite have all the answers for, but definitely still have all the questions

Oh, I also ended up on YouTube and tried to find myself as an artist. No go I guess? Some mainstream dudes popped up without any extra effort. And I wondered where the lyrics were coming from. It seemed/felt like they were being generated in real time, even with a lip-syncing to match with it. I thought to myself, this is the coolest use of technology ever, as whenever I hear some music/artist, it is always something unheard of previously / unreleased in our reality.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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BlackScythe0 posted...

A walmart bag if I'm not mistaken.

It's Charizard!

You people are all crazy!

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Tell me that isn't Charizard!

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Jen0125 posted...

The only time I come close now is if I'm dreaming about going to the bathroom.

This so damn much.

I would/could never actually complete such a scenario, though.

Now choking and spitting dreams? There is a higher possibility I am waking up with mucus and phlegm in my mouth, windpipe, or beside my pillow.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

Dmess85 posted...

this picture is a jump scare.

Scary face at 00:02:58

Holy shit, I saw it.

That dude is creepy

Almost looks like Shaggy

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

https://i.imgur.com/LYchpTf.jpg

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faramir77 posted...

Was it direct deposit? Or did you pre-pay?

JoanOfArcade posted...

Direct deposit. I have been cleared to say he was in the closet wearing a Dracula outfit

This is what made this topic worthwhile.

I could already see it as a line on Two and a Half Men (respective conversating characters being obvious).

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

more alts

Really? Have you been licking Colorado River Toads?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Zareth posted...

I thought he went by Minus Johnson now.

That's not his anymore.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Cheddar! Mild.

Sharper cheddars are decent, as when it comes down to it, Cheddar is simply better, but I currently prefer a Mild.

Pepperjack is the alternative choice in this household, and is decent enough, but not my first preference.

When it comes to either that White Cheddar or Savory Cheddar or whatever it is, I would rather take Pepperjack over it, even a Swiss with it's less pungent flavor profile. Swiss is actually not bad and even a decent change of cheesery in some cases.

But I need more cheese experience. Parmesan (shredded, not powdered) has it's appeal as well.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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He is now referred to as Les Peters.

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JoanOfArcade posted...

King Shark straight up bites a henchmens head off at one point lol

I guess if that's supposed to be funny, would almost qualify as a spoiler, but sounds to be a good indication of what Chad expressed himself of the show's tone.

Sounds okay, though, I guess. I should give it a watch.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

JigsawTDC posted...

I like to take credit things for things I had no part in, so I am going to also vote that it is TDC

~TDC was ejected.
https://imgur.com/mEF8j0g

TDC was not the Impostor. (1 Impostor remains)

Also relevant.
https://i.imgur.com/d65LgCs.jpg

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

How about an American Pig? Though, that sounds more like the name of an award winning pork jerky.

The American Swine sounds more like the name of a middle eastern inspired candy.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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mrduckbear posted...

Do you think Trump is to blame for the insurrection?

No, because nobody makes claims without citing sufficient supporting the basis of their conclusion anymore.

"Trump incited riots at the capital"

Okay, and what is the reasoning behind Trump being to blame for a number of people completely separate in determination and act for the riots at the capital?

My dad: "They just say that because all he said was to expect a lot of commotion as he was already aware of the situation being a possibility beforehand of it actually developing"

"Democrats stole the election"

Okay, well there was a tendency and expectation of this being a distinct possibility as well, now where is the actual evidence? You hold the highest position in office, sure there was that thing with the boarded windows that looked weird, and whatever else you could bring up, now where is the actual data? Surely this is a simple task? Is there something bigger going on here that is muddying the issue? Or is there really this much ignorance (even at the "highest level of government"...?) while we are being treated with an expectation of having to accept the same amount of ignorance as only a simpleton would?

Look, I used to be able to get a good idea of a situation or even tend to go off the information people supply as a reliable source of getting an idea of what's gone on in lieu of or before actually doing my own research, or having been there firsthand, but there hasn't been much of that going on these days, at all, and when it comes to this happening in the political, geopolitical, or economic sphere, not being able to take what people say as a simple truth or well explained situation and expecting to have it be accepted right off the bat has been getting out of hand.

It is as if the information is being treated with an attitude instead of simply being able to follow the story. The Kellyanne Conway thing? Simple and believable accusation, with claimed evidence (the evidence being the whole story). I tell my Dad about it, and he's like

"You sure they did that? You sure? Where? Oh cause I actually research things before I make an informed decision about it, I don't just go around claiming bullshit"

When it comes to him claiming the Election was stolen?

Oh he's 100% sure, because Democrats are evil pieces of shit (VERY LOOSE PARAPHRASING but "accurate" depiction, because when the topic is brought about or expressed, it's more about the depiction than whether or not it actually happened) ((Of course they did!))

This is why it is difficult for me to have political discussions with him (and is liable to happen a lot on the Internet as well) because people want to give me their heart, and not their mind.

When I really don't give a shit how you felt about it! I want the facts, and not you getting more aggressive with every statement just because I haven't bought into your assumptuous (is that a word? it should be) claims of reality yet!

Errrrgh

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Mead posted...

I think most people could notice something like that and its perfectly fine

But for you, its creepy as hell. Ive seen the shit you post.

This is scrutiny!

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Zeus posted...

Think about this the other way: Do landlords get to not pay their taxes and all of their bills?

Persuade me a little bit more, Zeus. I don't think the analogy/comparison is coming along as 100% relatable.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

Is it actually of the generic seriousness of your regular Batman show, or does it feature more comedic and compromising situations such as the original clip?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

So if you just take a country's nationality name, and mix it with an animal to create a type of candy, it usually produces pretty good results?

What about Jamaican Sloth? Would that be offensive, or does hemp usually taste pretty good in candies?

What about a Brazilian Bear?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

If I srsly have to superimpose a stock Charizard image on top for you guys to see it, you're gonna have to wait a while

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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There is no way you can tell me that isn't Charizard

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Lokarin posted...

2 Thesalonians 2 11 I shall send them a powerful delusion so they will believe the lie

...

It's a good one because you can use it for everything... it's the Biblical version of "nuh-uh"

Why would God do that to me?

Because I have a lot of different issues regarding who or what to trust/believe

Just last night, a "spoken friend"

Oh wait, they literally said "I'm NOT your friend".

Just last night a voice of mine told ME to get out of THEIR head. Ridiculous, right?

And there are times I consider whether or not my thoughts are actually "singular" (confined to just myself in the face of internal evidence pointing towards otherwise) or private, and I'd got the instantaneous response "Nope." which caused me to proceed forward by having a philosophical thought trip inside my head with these "individuals". They make me feel bad at times. Actually, that's what happens every episode. Once it seems like this semi-robotic curse of exchange of thought patterns has been activated (Because they have certain tendencies to repeat phrases like "Genius!", different voices, and different personalities... and really only go as far with me as I can stand to go with them), it's like "Oh great, I forgot. Nothing about my life is private and you guys have been with me the entire time and you always will be and what the fuck is actually real anymore."

I mean, I have a virtual appointment with a health practicioner tomorrow, (thanks mom since I didn't actually sign up for this and am not sure) but none of this is anything I actually want to bring up because the phenomena is very specific and personal and I don't exactly want to even "treat it", unless they want to give me some kind of very effective mood stabilizer (that would actually be the aim in the first place, the being prone to schizophrenic type symptoms is something I've gotten used to at this point, no matter how uncomfortable it can end up getting) I actually know all the symptoms and triggers and it's more of a reflection of my internal state of well being type of thing... if active / paid attention to.

What do?

("Wow, this is serious" - them just now, and another one of those common

But actually forget any more detail, though, because the more energy I invest in describing or talking about it, is literally one of the triggers that advances the phenomena, along with having been awake for longer than my brain can handle. It's almost like there is a threshold of exhaustion that once my brain reaches, there is a barrier of separation that has been dissolved and my thoughts are, well, nevermind, cause it almost sounds like they're at the point where they're saying "You're horrible."

Right, I'm horrible, but they aren't even physically in front of me and interfere with my abilities to function -_-

no, i'm not on cocaine or meth. or whatever else. The negatives of this type of phenomena outweigh the positives.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

Maybe it has something to do with the piece of generic ass bubble gum I chewed previously, but I just grabbed a lollipop and popped it in my mouth and it tasted amazing. Very cherry indeed. Not less than 10 seconds later it has devolved into a disgusting ass "tastes like they made this lollipop with some booboo ass booboo water" flavor and I've now tossed it aside.

I guess I could brush my teeth and such to confirm this theory before giving up completely but that was just disgusting, wtf? I'm perplexed

So what kind of yogurt?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

whats up guys i'm inebriated

i'm not

So which one do I want to play, jesus christ?

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Metalsonic66 posted...

Animals, sure.

I had this cat for a while that I did my best to take care of before I got sent off to a mental place

And while I hated asking my mom for cat supplies (ion got no income) my bro does it all the time (he ain got no income either but has had two cats for years on years)

By the time I came back, he'd literally adopted my cat, and I never took him to Kitty Claims Court over it

Now Kitty acts like he doesn't even know me, and when he comes out to roam, literally dodges and zips and zooms just to get away from me! I even tell him, dude, you're not a !

I'm like wtf dude I'm not even targeting you, you are such a fucking dick

What did I do besides have an existential freak out around everybody? It wasn't a big deal afterwards!

But no, Kitty acts like I'm a villain!

Fuck you Kitty! I don't ever want to see you again!

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

wut do u think about that, biden

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-judge-temporarily-halts-bidens-201230492.html

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

"that eventually it caught the whole mountain on fire!"

I dunno, I guess the explanation is sound, but it really sounds like an old country folk tale or actual lie

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Kanatteru posted...

idk guys i think this one is good. it's like sunny except not mean. even if it's a gimmick it's a harmless one

I'm not a detective or anything and have no evidence to support my claims but I like to go with my gut and accuse people and see if it turns out that I'm right, so I vote that it's TDC

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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seems like ur pretty hi

...coo'

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Joe_Biden posted...

i don't have to answer you

Just this morning, I discovered that Joe has the innate quality to have other posters answer for him

what an entitled ass

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

Maybe he'd heard it so damn much by that point that it actually annoyed him

That may have struck him more positively though, I wish I could have been as woody as he was

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Raddest_Chad posted...

*throws rock*

Don't forget that ye who throws the first stone has a log in his eye, or something like that

So make sure you put that log to good use, as well!

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

For the record, I think I must have been a teen, and had no modeling skills

no not like that, of the 3D animation variety

so i had these nude profile photos of myself i took with my phone right

cuz what kid doesn't want to make a 3D model of themselves?

I feel like I ended up deleting it, but I also feel like there is a possibility that I ended up losing that SD card somewhere, maybe even in my neighborhood, and if I did, that's terrible

I know that -I- certainly will never know, but if I actually did, I wasn't some kind of nude SD card photobombing pervert weirdo kid

that is all

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

To the point that it made him stupid? Or a little shit, at the least?

I remember back in the day, I was at a bowling alley - I must have been about 9-10, and this kid must have been somewhere around 5-7

He just keeps getting strike after strike, even outperforming the adults there and clearly taking the show, and I just attempt to give him a simple compliment

"Wow! Man, you're good!"

he gives me that little shit face and says

">:( no

I'm Woody"

and i'm just like

"no... i meant... youre good at that"

and he says

">:( NO

I'M WOODY!"

...

so I'm just like "..."

just sitting there wondering why i fucking suck at bowling so much

and why this kid is such an ass

He probably grew up to be pro or win some championships, though, tbh

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

Stick

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

I made another pizza earlier and after I popped it in the oven I realized there was just one single pepperoni left in the bag, so I threw it in the middle like it was a joke

Once my dad saw it he was like "oh... it's a cheese pizza- well, uh, cool, good job"

until he realized that I prefer cooking my pepperonis under the cheese to minimize grease spread

got'eem

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

I'm not even going to look into this very deeply. I don't want to see this woman smiling ever again.

I'm going to repeat what I said to myself at least four times when I saw this topic earlier. That is a fucking bitch.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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knightoffire55 posted...

#IStandWithTimBurton

not if you're getting really drunk

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Raddest_Chad posted...

I just keep hoping Skynet will come to the rescue. According to an A.I., I'm gonna be its pet, so whatever. I am sure even then I'd still find something to worry about though. I am incapable of being content and calm.

If we do have a robotic / android uprising sort of thing, this will make a way better war vs humanity than Zombies or something similar

it would be cool to be hopped up on awareness enhancing substances and see who came out on top (thus making you more evenly matched with the bots in perception, stamina, reaction time, and problem solving capabilities to even the playing field... obviously, we would need some combat technologies on hand, too, though, you can't just get stoned and go fight a droid)

I for one welcome our robotic overlords to COME AT ME BROBOT

Coming to a theatre near you:

Dopeheads vs the Valley of Silicon
...you think you've got problems?

we're gonna need will smith (he has experience with this kind of thing), cheech and chong, & jack black if it's gonna be a hit

get it

it's gonna be a hit

...ok I'll take my leave then

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

That guy clearly watches too much TV, not a creative insult at all

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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When I told the scientific community we needed to have more chicken, I didn't mean like that

Somebody's getting fucking fired

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Only real men appreciate plushies

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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I have a few of them. I didn't really do much fake smiling though unless it was one of those kind of awkward "I guess I feel the unavoidable urge to smile during this current situation but to be honest I am not really enjoying this smile" type of smiles, like when we did a secret Santa thing one Christmas and I got a fucking picture frame and it seemed like everyone was laughing at me

this one was from 2016



maybe I was supposed to put it in the picture frame?

LOL that's fucked up I don't know why I'm grilling myself okay I don't know who cares

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
(on golf break)

apple

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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Blightzkrieg posted...

Dude nobody cares about you. Look up the executive orders he put out on just the first day. Or stop posting because you're looking hella thirsty.

I did stop posting, until you said this

I'm quite hydrated, don't worry about me. That has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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MeteoricBurst posted...

The moderations on this board are very strange. I got modded for telling someone they should try getting pegged, as a joke after they themselves mentioned pegging first without realising the other meaning. I got modded for being "abusive" when it was only a casual passing comment with no malice intended. I could still see how it could be interpreted as offensive, but I wasn't modded for an offensive statement (which has happened before). Their reasoning was that I was being an abusive poster which had me scratching my head. I wasn't attacking anybody wtf

Sounds like that mod should pull the stick out of their ass or try getting pegged

well wait, I thought you meant it was a legitimate suggestion, but who cares whether it was also or primarily a joke

who knows? the mod might enjoy it

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LinkPizza posted...

Also, I don't feel like making it.

A valid excuse! Lmao (I know "excuse" sounds defamatory, so you may replace it with "reasoning" if you so please)

Once you get used to it though it's not as much of a big deal, true there may be a bit of different ingredients and post cleanup to deal with, etc, but I kind of have a homebrewer's complex because I hate making my parents expend unnecessary funds on a bunch of different things and whatnot, so I figure the more of a wide variety of foods and snacks I can make out of simple ingredients (Flour, eggs, butter, oil, ETC) we can save money and actually make as much as one can afford. I made waffles on inauguration day. Plus it's something fun to do with one's time and you get more proficient with every iteration. That last pizza I really didn't feel like spending much time on at all, kind of just whizzed through it.

That's just me, though! I'm a resource-conscious kind of guy, but I understand not everyone else is or is in more of a position where they feel obligated to be.

I think everyone should at least think about it, though, when it comes to any and all of the resources they expend. That's just wisdom and diligence at play.

(Or, you just hear a poor guy that likes to cook talking, and I wouldn't be ashamed to admit such a thing :D)

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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LinkPizza posted...

Tbh, I would actually dread that day... Haha...

I can't deny the bigger pizza dudes already taste rly gud

and i have not yet reached that rly gudness

but if we did , what's their point at that point

people figured out how to cook crack didn't they

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ClarkDuke posted...

that looks good, i'm surprised you don't want us to sign an nda, ok?

No NDA's necessary, I look forward to the day that everyone begins using Google and is able to their own to put Big Pizza out of business for their own benefit to have a slice anytime, anywhere. I would even educate those out of the kindness of my own heart

I will even share with you folks some super secret flavor tips I have discovered in the kitchen. I shouldn't, but I am, so here you go

Totino's frozen pizzas sauce-flavor-alike secret -
It is simply a combination of tomato sauce, and if you blend down a can of diced tomatoes with green chilis (or Rotel, as the brand name goes), and mix those together (I did not record a ratio to mix), it reminds me of how the Totino's frozen pizza sauce tastes.

Dairy Queen's chocolate ice cream flavor-
I was making cookies and decided I wanted to mix cocoa and vanilla. So I proceeded to do so, and the flavor profile made me realize that Dairy Queen must mix vanilla into their chocolate ice cream, as it reminded me of such.

(you can probably google one of these or the other and they might have everything you'd need to know, but I like to think I'm kind of smart)

Haven't had either of those foods in quite a while, but I like to discover things such as these. I love fiddling in the kitchen

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Official President of the World of the United States of America of PotD
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