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| Topic | Florida Woman stabs cop, gets shot |
| Hornswoggled 01/05/21 4:11:44 PM #54 | Please stop asking every time why the cops don't shoot them in the leg. THEY.AREN'T.TRAINED.THAT.WAY. |
| Topic | my ass is fat but I have the bipolar so it's like *shrug* |
| Hornswoggled 01/04/21 7:49:37 PM #12 | You didn't get catfished out to LA recently, did you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXfyJsCFvwA&t=1s |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 1:37:57 AM #16 | Hornswoggled posted... He really hates guys who get the chicks because they have a car. He thinks people only have cars cause they're a status symbol. Easy for a guy who's been unemployed for the last 20 years to say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjagnM0Hk68 |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 1:33:04 AM #15 | He really hates guys who get the chicks because they have a car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4hL2Ri3cw |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 12:28:30 AM #13 | Hornswoggled posted... Just before Christmas he got catfished out to California because somebody pretended to be a hot young chick who bought Lucas a plane ticket and said he could move in with her. He even gets literal catsfish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUNFLeKNwfU |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 12:23:32 AM #10 | Just before Christmas he got catfished out to California because somebody pretended to be a hot young chick who bought Lucas a plane ticket and said he could move in with her. He gets catfished a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXfyJsCFvwA&t=787s |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 12:17:32 AM #8 | This is the last video he made just before a months long stretch in a psyche ward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJNzy1rHV4&t=32s The first video he made after he got out is this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiavEnP5QI Still doing the same crap, just more calm because he's doped to the gills on meds. Gained a lot of weight too. |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 12:14:08 AM #7 | EnvoyOfTheLight posted... She was exactly 365 days younger. He's had it. Didn't help. |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/03/21 12:03:05 AM #4 | EnvoyOfTheLight posted... A hot college chick dated me while I was homeless We she close to your age? This guy is 41 now, and he's been trying for almost a decade to get an 18 to 24 year old girlfriend. He thinks it's because of agephobia that they won't date him. |
| Topic | Why won't hot college chicks date the homeless? |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 11:51:49 PM #1 | |
| Topic | "thank god 2020 is over!" |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 11:50:12 PM #2 | I always saw the 2020 crap as a meme. |
| Topic | Most winter sounding music ever in a video game |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 11:40:30 PM #28 | |
| Topic | It's still really hard for me to believe we landed on the moon. |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 5:14:59 PM #87 | |
| Topic | The musical episode of S4 of Riverdale is making me cringe so hard |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 12:21:55 PM #4 | The Flash/Supergirl musical episode was pretty cringe as well. |
| Topic | I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more from this guy. |
| Hornswoggled 01/02/21 12:17:08 PM #2 | We'll hear from that conman, and I don't mean a postcard. |
| Topic | Nancy Pelosi's house was vandalized |
| Hornswoggled 01/01/21 9:53:59 PM #76 | Didn't Salmon Andy poop on her driveway? |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 7:24:54 PM #41 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MG-1jc6w5c He's supposed to appear on this podcast again tonight. Should be fun. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 7:19:35 PM #40 | Hornswoggled posted... I just think his existence is really funny, and he's been on a roll lately. This is the origin of the phrase, "it's not in the cards", that people like to mess with him with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R59Ni5KKT6M |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 7:17:14 PM #39 | philsov posted... why do you have such a hate boner for this guy? I just think his existence is really funny, and he's been on a roll lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf1-sEkscbI |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 1:02:35 PM #37 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 12:52:54 PM #36 | |
| Topic | Nick Cannon named his daughter Powerful Queen Cannon. |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 12:07:02 PM #46 | What a pretentious twit. |
| Topic | So our hospital is an absolute shit show right now because of covid |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 12:04:25 PM #22 | Are the nurses still taking the time to dance on Tiktok? |
| Topic | Attn: Anyone from Duluth, Minnesota. |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 12:01:49 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/28/20 10:36:24 AM #35 | Tried to bribe a chick into dating him. Didn't work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiavEnP5QI I think they played this video on Tosh.0 |
| Topic | Kid gets recording of fellow student using a racial slur. Waited until she..... |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 11:38:52 PM #231 | What a small, spiteful little man. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 11:21:01 PM #34 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 11:09:27 PM #33 | Hornswoggled posted... My boy Wern getting messed with hard. LOL. I love how he was all for ACAB and fuck the police, but he threatens to call the cops over every minor inconvenience. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 10:58:39 PM #32 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 5:28:11 PM #31 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 3:52:01 PM #30 | I don't understand why he gets a stimulus check anyway. He hasn't worked in 20 years, and has been living on disability. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAtr0wGx91M |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 3:15:24 PM #29 | Oh man, he's a bad one. I literally wanted to beat his face in after I watched this. He says that if you need help, and he sees that you are better off in life than him, then he is going to leave you to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB7tPJ1FJOs |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 3:13:23 PM #28 | Godnorgosh posted... The world needs more compassion, not less. And this guy needs therapy. Trust me, he's not actually grateful for any of it. He'll put on a show of being grateful, but he thinks he's entitled to absolutely everything. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:58:05 PM #26 | I really wish people would stop feeding his fat ass. Quit buying him food, and hotel rooms, and let him go freeze his ass off at the bus station, like nature intended. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa8k88l5YL4 |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:50:27 PM #24 | Lucas can sing as well. Here's his personal cover of the Grinch song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tPMYW_e984&feature=emb_title |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:25:00 PM #23 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:17:41 PM #22 | A couple vids of The Wern being big mad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2aIFUzlF4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4hL2Ri3cw |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:15:31 PM #21 | He also has a habit of leaving these manifestos taped to telephone polls around town.  |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:10:41 PM #20 | Hornswoggled posted... He actually did have a crappy little apartment for a while, but last year they kicked him out. He mention's it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK_uc_vqDR4 Of course he leaves out the whole thing about trying to blackmail people for sex. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 2:03:43 PM #19 | He actually did have a crappy little apartment for a while, but last year they kicked him out. He claimed there were people in the apartment using drugs, and were bringing young women there to give drugs to and have sex with them. Lucas tried to blackmail them by saying he was gonna narc to the landlord if they don't give him a chick. Well, the supposed druggies went and told the landlord about HIM, and HE got kicked it. LOL. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 1:54:46 PM #18 | Here's a pretty choice video. He explains a lot of his backstory here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtTIJTKvHA&t=249s |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 1:53:48 PM #17 | Krojen posted... There's something about this guy. So memeable. Yeah, he's like a cartoon character. It's hard to believe he's real. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 1:31:23 PM #15 | Here's Lucas getting into a rather pathetic fight with his former roommate, Dan Campbell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQMj938Cv3c&t=280s Dan Campbell spit some fire and made diss track about Lucas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p07IYToqk_g |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 1:29:35 PM #14 | |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 1:22:17 PM #11 | Now he thinks he's some kind of big shot for appearing on a couple podcasts, and he's making demands. God, I despise this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzkTgHzIwM |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 12:43:17 PM #10 | He basically thinks that if a chick claims to be a socialist, or a leftist, but they aren't willing to date a mentally ill 40 year old homeless man, then they're fake leftists and hypocrites. |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 12:36:03 PM #9 | Here's another funny incident. He got thrown out of the homeless shelter back in October for hitting on a young nurse, and he threw a fit about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwPncfuFGis&t=303s |
| Topic | Would you date this man? |
| Hornswoggled 12/27/20 12:29:04 PM #7 | He was actually in the news a few years go. https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/jan/02/lucas-werner-37-ejected-from-spokane-starbucks-aft/ Rabbit hole with this guy is deep. |
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