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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I've been saying for a while now we got the ingredients for at least a cartoon here. @Pus_N_Pecans is our animator, we can do creative/voices. What else do ya need?

Id watch the fuck out of that tbh.

There's literally a 3 episode arc just about cah games. Possibly multiple 3 ep arcs. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I might be crazy here, but that sounds like it just might work.

It takes place after the events of el camino so season one ends with walt staring intensely into the camera and saying "You?!? How did you get here? How did you find me?"

And everyone is like wtf who is it is it hank? Is it Jessie?

Also there's a lot of red herrings so like it looks like maybe its even skyler or walts reaction is so touching it could maybe be Walter Jr.

And then season 2 starts off replaying the last moments of season one before the camera spins 180 and Jessie says, "you think i didn't hear about all this shit? You think I wouldn't know it was you? Bitch!!!"



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Knight Rider needs another attempt at a revival, while Hasselhoff and Daniels are still alive.
William Daniels is 93, dammit.

Knight rider but is Bryan Cranston as a revived cyborg walter white. Its breaking bad, knight rider, and reverse robocop all in one.

Daniels is in.

The hoff is recasted with Cranston

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Apparently I have tomorrow off.

So I guess I'm down for cah if it's on that old site we used. The newer one seemed like it had improved for like 10 kins and then the next hour it was just garbage.

@JimCarrysToe
@Johnny_Nutcase

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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008Zulu posted...

Yes, absolutely.

Me: How do you know where my family and I live?
Cartel: We have a vault that had all our money in it, but now there was a file with all your information in it.
Me: Okay... so you have a file on us. Why?
Cartel: We were hoping you could tell us that.
Me: I'm in Australia, and our borders are closed. I have no idea, mate.
Cartel: Hmm.

Nothing in the scenario says the file implicates you in the theft.

I dont think theyd care though.

At best theyd torture you and everyone else to be sure you didn't know anything and then kill you. They're not known for reason.

Good angle though.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Honestly, I think I could swing this...

If it was just me and there was no way it could blow back on anyone else I'd do it.

I'd be stressed the fuck out but id do it.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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OffTempo posted...

12 hours and 500 million dollars sound like I have enough time to get me and my fam out of the country. I guess I'm kinda lucky since my only real family are my grandma and pets so it wouldn't be too hard to escape.

I'll take the money.

Nice.

I mean it is technically possible. Move fast and gtfo. Keep moving till you figure out how to buy a new identity and/or a fortress and private goons and stay armed so at least you can force them to kill you quick.

I thought it was fun to think about but I coulda made the topic better.

Plus its 12 before they even know. Depending on where you live you have another 12 to 24 or so before they get anyone there.

Unless you're anywhere in or near Mexico.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Yay! I got a yes vote.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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DeadBankerDream posted...

"An insufficient sum of money, but you and all your family and friends get brutally murdered"

500 million is fuck you money. If it's not sufficient then nothing is. Would doubling it suddenly make a difference?

Nah. Cause if you're saying no its because you know you'd die and it'd be useless.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Damn. Lol. I was drunk when I made this.

Shoulda at least made it a bit more tempting obviously

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Infinite 2003 posted...

Theres significantly more painless ways to commit suicide than that

But you don't get 500 million then. You might have a fun run before they killed you horribly.

Plus its ce and I figured maybe someone would figure a minimal head start would allow for getting lost or allow you to hire a private army of ex seals or something.

I shoulda made the last option so you'd be able to guarantee the safety of everyone else though.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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pauIie posted...

so basically murder suicide everyone i know for no benefit

geez man how did you come up with this winner

Some people might think a day or two head start would be enough. Was curious.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Jiggy101011 posted...

Not gonna defend him and his stalker like behavior with Jo though.

That part is funny.

If he did the same shit he does when he defends her but did it regarding literally anyone else on earth she'd be the first person making her tired old "they aren't gonna fuck you dude" comment.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Bump.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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I dont understand the guy at all.

I used to always like him and he's still alright but sometimes he just says the most ridiculous shit and I'm like "oh this is why the drinking topic buds can't stand him." Lol.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Guys big news. Me and the greatest bmx rider ever / most inspiring guy in the sport have the same xbone controller.

Gonna win the x games next summer now.

Actually im even wearing the same color hoody but gfaqs so it got cropped out.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I dont like this cats owner.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Make it sentient. Boom
Thats a fuckin horror movie plot.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Spooking posted...

I'm already earning $100k a night by having some night terror and leg cramp bullshit, so na, I'm good.

Lol. Fair enough.

I might take my chances if everyone else was somehow safe... and I somehow could guarantee they would kill me quick.

So no.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

In place of the money is a file with dozens of pictures of you and your family and friends, your current address, date of birth, social security number, phone number, and every other relevant piece of information about you. They also get the address of all your family members and their phone numbers.

The money magically appears at your house instantly and they will find the information 12 hours later.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

OffTempo posted...

I'll take the night terrors and scary nightmares.

The other two are just inconvenient.

Night terrors would be pretty inconvenient.

And hour long sleep paralysis each night would at best make working hell given how you slept. You'd either get used to it but still be exhausted as fuck or it would legitimately traumatize the hell out of you.

I'd need like 2 million to take this.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

It sounds like you hated him which means he ultimately won.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

https://youtu.be/VelEv1zl8vs

The interview with the kid is hilarious

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Umm he has beaten the fuck out of more than one fan. Not sure where you get the non violent part from

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Sunhawk posted...

I just watched a video by her, where a vaccum cleaner snorts coke.

A vacuum cleaner.

So the old gif of Henry the vacuum p much.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

There's 2 good rushes and they're both from Canada.

GSP.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Thought I knew that name from somewhere. She's jaz hoyts wife. Aka evan Seinfeld.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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What is up with this cool ass gin you've been posting? Gin is not a thing I like but damn if that isn't tempting regardless.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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I wanna be this guy though.



I dont look anything like him and I'm not smart but I mean let's call it 50/50

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Half of my office is cat rec area and I have 3 decent sized cat trees by the windows, they romp on it daily, I just gotta kick em out when i'm working because both of those fuckers must run across the keyboard every chance they get.

Cats gonna cat. Lol.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You got the only cat I know that actually uses those .....what are they called? Cat forts?

I got my cat just a scratching post.... she loved the shit out of the box but wouldn't touch the actual scratching post.

I still have the box. Lol.

He likes that more.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Drunk as balls, listening to hank 3, and my cats judging me for repressing my emotions. Lol



The zoom is what makes it funny



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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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I'm not Irish but its a fucking incredible song

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That OP link to the no fucks song is gone private.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

Good save.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Goddamnit. I need money.

That 100 million topic made me realize I could have a cat jurassic park for like a half million and then just record all my servals, bengals, margays, savannahs, and shit and make money off youtube.

Plus maybe I could be the first person to breed a Margay with a domestic cat and get super rich.

I know the exact house too. Its for sale for 375 and I bet I could get it for less. The only question is how. Meth empire? Gofundme? Only fans? Ponzi scheme?


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Oh shit. Actually everything i said but half the property would be a cat version of jurrasic Park. Servals. Margays. Savannahs. Bengals.

That would be cool as shit

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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WaterLink posted...

I mean I wouldn't wife a girl with a coke habit but I'd be intrigued enough for a lay

I dont see it any different than drinking but when its like that its.... yeah. I dunno.

But to have a decent evening going and then suddenly make an issue when you volunteer to throw my laundry in the dryer and see an old hank 3 insert and storm out cause I won't take it down?

I could deal with either one but both is fucking pushing it.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah i'm the same way. I will probably always hide any medical conditions from her as long as I can.... but when your doctor is concerned about your blood test results? That's usually not good.

Yeah thats the thing you guys are obviously close enough where that should be discussed instead of her starting shit to distract from it.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Jimabus-Waltertarius-Nutcase

This is literally the best name ever.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I was talking to the gf today and I had forgotten she went to the doctor in Jan to renew her prescriptions. The doctor also wanted blood tests to go with it and she finally tells me today "They called back not long after that and said they were seriously concerned about her blood test results" I'm like..... WHAT? She never told me because she knew I would drag her ass right back into the doctors office I guess. So now i'm all over her to get her back there.

I think that's why she snapped on me. She said she's been stressed and not feeling all that great, and i'm like why don't you just tell me this stuff?????

Fuck. That sucks johnny. She really needs to do better communicating imo but at the same time I can understand that to a point.

I am not fond of ever talking about health problems and shit either.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Be careful with her. She just sounds like problems.

I mean on the one hand I think she just makes awful decisions and doesn't listen to anything I say.

On the other hand thats still like... don't start telling me wtf to do with my laundry room art when you can't do me the solid of not bringing coke to my house.

What a joke tbh.

I did way the fuck too much schneef in my early and mid and even later 20s. I genuinely don't have a problem with it. Just if I ask you not to have it around then fuckin don't. Do it and hang out another time or don't do it.

I have a friend who sells it and at least half my friends do it recreationally. And if she wasn't broke I wouldn't care at all really.... but I still just wanna not do it myself and it's hard to say its not a problem if you're 31 and spending money you need for food so you can get it.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Is this that same chick who's all into coke?

Yes.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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my friend asked me to get rid of this tonight. Lol. First of all its in my laundry room and no one ever sees it, second ive had it pinned up in some corner everywhere I've lived for like 12 years, and third... lol. No.

As a matter of fact now that she's gone imma listen to that album.

Also this kinda stupid thing is why even if you haven't had any significant depression or bipolar issues in like 7 years you still can't tell people about it even after knowing them for months.

I dont know if she ever saw that old album insert before or not but either way like guaranteed it wasn't an issue if I didn't recently mention some of that stuff when she asked.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

There's a property here built like a hundred years ago that has a private drive off the highway and no neighbour's anywhere and a good sized lake size lot and no one else can ever build anywhere near it.

It's a pretty standard log cabin but I dont give a fuck. I'd buy that property for whatever it took, build a huge skatepark in the yard with some lake jumps off the high side of the property, and anything else is just icing on the cake.

I'll also have a 49 merc built exactly like I want and a nice wake board boat and a sick af 74 fj40 all custom built.

Worst case scenario I get everything I want and have ~90 million left.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I fuckin wish I had your property man. Thats good living. Fucking beautiful.

Is your dog a collie?

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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The-Apostle posted...

It's anyway, not anyways. >_>

Annnnnyways i don't know what this guy is on aboot

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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FL81 posted...

the UK: literally "an historical"

Maths.


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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

I've never eaten quail but they're fucking awesome birds probly just as good. Or at least like grouse level. And they're good albeit dry af.

Cornish game hens are overrated.

They're all classy sounding but they're just chicken tier.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

*plays super intensely*

*immediately acts like he wasn't doing shit when i try to spin around and get a pic*



Why did a hear a bell ringing? Why is this thing moving?

This is peak cat.

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"A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why."
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