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Topic | Have you ever purchased a sex toy for yourself? |
bknight 08/15/20 8:56:16 AM #2 | You can get used fleshlights on Ebay for quite a discount. |
Topic | This Walmart only has one register open. And the line is huge. |
bknight 08/15/20 8:26:15 AM #7 | Probably had a bunch of call outs because they are all under COVID quaranteen. |
Topic | You go to the doctor and while you're waiting your nurse is wearing this. |
bknight 08/14/20 10:11:51 PM #6 | I smell her hair as she's taking my blood pressure. |
Topic | Kanye West could be charged with electoral fraud |
bknight 08/14/20 3:39:35 AM #27 | Not sure that Kanye is commited to spend millions for a circus act, that's why we'll never have a rapper president. |
Topic | amazon has the worst price adjustment policy |
bknight 08/14/20 2:08:53 AM #3 | Pretty sure Jeff Bezo's picture is next to "winner" in the dictionary. |
Topic | What's that one movie where Michael Cera plays an awkward teenager? |
bknight 08/13/20 10:45:26 PM #21 | Revenge of the Nerds |
Topic | just completed another successful DIY car fix. i hope. |
bknight 08/13/20 10:36:26 PM #3 | Yea, F the system, I'll install my new timing belt myself, just got to watch the Youtube video, brb. |
Topic | Your daughter wants to be a popstar |
bknight 08/13/20 9:37:34 PM #12 | I tell her I was lying all these years and she's not the prettiest girl ever and she's not the best singer and she's not the best dancer. |
Topic | In private, do you believe Trump has called Harris a bitch or n-word |
bknight 08/13/20 9:32:36 PM #40 | He's stressing out and it's only a matter of time before he calls her the N word, but this is Trump, so it might help him secure more votes. |
Topic | Trump SHOOTS HARD on low pressure shower heads |
bknight 08/13/20 11:05:42 AM #5 | Yet every March, Obama spent all month on that stupid tournament and everyone thought it was cute, so unfair for the Donald. |
Topic | Americans, did you really have to say a pledge every day in school? |
bknight 08/13/20 6:41:48 AM #19 | Yup, stand up, right hand on heart, face the flag (there was one in every classroom), and pledge, good times. |
Topic | She buys you that shirt you always wanted but in size XXXXXL |
bknight 08/13/20 6:39:10 AM #7 | I take it to my Asian seamstress and let her do her magic. |
Topic | Why do guys with no makeup many times look hotter than girls with makeup??? |
bknight 08/13/20 5:42:04 AM #7 | someone that porn stars before after makeup make up pic |
Topic | what famous person do you think is the type to enjoy the smell of their own fart |
bknight 08/13/20 4:57:23 AM #4 | Boogie and LTG |
Topic | What happens if Harris becomes president and gets pregnant? |
bknight 08/13/20 4:27:28 AM #12 | We'll have to wait until AOC turns 35 to find out, but she's probably pro-abortion. |
Topic | Is it okay to order pizza from the same place 2 days in a row? |
bknight 08/13/20 4:26:37 AM #6 | Depends on whether or not you are a decent looking female. |
Topic | Family sues LAPD officer accused of fondling dead woman's breasts |
bknight 08/13/20 3:57:55 AM #32 | If it's true he should get reamed, but it's a camera that points one way, how hard is it to look one way and use your hands to do stuff out of view of the camera. |
Topic | Humans are not considered normal prey by any animal but polar bears |
bknight 08/13/20 12:18:11 AM #70 | I'd still take 10,000 rats over 3 bears |
Topic | Your fortune cookie says 'you will get your dick ripped off tonight' |
bknight 08/12/20 11:27:31 PM #8 | grab my 9mm, stick it down my pants, didn't say it would get shot off tonight |
Topic | Humans are not considered normal prey by any animal but polar bears |
bknight 08/12/20 11:25:24 PM #64 | |
Topic | Imagine having her as your jogging partner |
bknight 08/12/20 11:20:36 PM #15 | graphic nipple pic |
Topic | My lat pulldown machine broke today ;( |
bknight 08/12/20 11:17:46 PM #4 | lol, using a lat pull down machine, get some free weights, your core muscle and stabilizing muscles will thank you |
Topic | its a quarter after 1, I'm all alone and I need you now |
bknight 08/12/20 11:14:27 PM #2 | just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus |
Topic | Imagine having her as your jogging partner |
bknight 08/12/20 11:12:20 PM #11 | dr_strangelove posted... hips weird. is it male or femaleit's nipples aern't bleeding from all the chaffing, it might be female. |
Topic | The Tower of God anime was excellent. |
bknight 08/12/20 9:39:05 PM #6 | People saying this was going to be a show that rivaled Hunter x Hunter, turned out to not be true, generic lame MC with secret dormant super OP power doing stuff cause of a girl, dropped after 6 ep. |
Topic | What are some games where your party members are perma-death? |
bknight 08/12/20 9:15:50 PM #29 | ff7 Remake season 2 |
Topic | You can be immune from the pandemic, but you must take the Russian vaccine? |
bknight 08/12/20 12:06:06 PM #10 | I watch enough Russian porn to know where this is going. |
Topic | is the D supposed to slide right into the V |
bknight 08/11/20 11:46:59 PM #6 | Sometimes it slides into the A by mistake, feels good. |
Topic | How come we aren't hearing much about 2020 Third Party candidates? |
bknight 08/11/20 10:49:37 PM #18 | Cause Kanye has an image to keep up and won't use media stunts to get his name out there. |
Topic | Most attractive videogame female |
bknight 08/11/20 4:06:08 AM #31 | |
Topic | Question for those that live with their boyfriend/girlfriend |
bknight 08/11/20 3:56:12 AM #4 | I would take the $50 giftcard to Amazon and use it to buy a physical copy of Fallout 76. |
Topic | All of Spider-Man's villains are based on a spider's natural predators |
bknight 08/11/20 3:06:02 AM #19 | you forgot Batman |
Topic | 22 y/o Girl who RIPPED her EYES now has NEW Eyes..and she's MARRYING a 42 y/o!! |
bknight 08/11/20 12:42:10 AM #12 | Well, now that she's blind, all she has to go on is his personality, does it matter that he's 20 years older since she can't see him? |
Topic | It sucks that the Rambo sequels made people forget how good Rambo was *spoilers* |
bknight 08/10/20 10:50:29 PM #15 | People forget the first Rocky won best picture the year it came out, by the time Rocky had a robot butler and was fighting communism it was all a joke. Sly went for the $, and I don't blame him one bit. |
Topic | American men are still resisting wearing masks. They're afraid of looking weak. |
bknight 08/10/20 10:47:07 PM #29 | iLeikCheese posted... It is worth mentioning that a lot of people aren't fond of government mandates requiring people to wear masks, which is why some refer to them as muzzles, because if a place doesn't comply they'll take some hostile action against them, such as fining or closing a business that does not cooperate.Yup, it's weird when they follow seatbelt laws, helmet laws, drunk driving laws, all set in place to protect themselves and others and then one day just go, OMG facemask on my face, I don't think so. |
Topic | 4 days to travel 145 miles... USPS is fucked huh? |
bknight 08/10/20 10:40:04 PM #5 | Wonde when we'll have to turn in our first world country title. |
Topic | American men are still resisting wearing masks. They're afraid of looking weak. |
bknight 08/10/20 10:27:21 PM #23 | |
Topic | Whats your favorite movie death? |
bknight 08/10/20 12:50:54 AM #46 | |
Topic | What % of total karma do you have? |
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Topic | whoa, apparently this Joe Biden guy was VICE PRESIDENT??? |
bknight 08/08/20 8:58:48 PM #4 | I don't know why they keep going for the racist angle when they have the smell of teenage girl's hair angle. |
Topic | Girl Born with NO ARMS Eats and DRIVES with her FEET!! Is She Hot?? |
bknight 08/07/20 9:11:16 PM #22 | Smackems posted... Wipe her ass?Probably uses a bidet, like some European who thinks American are so uncultured, what a bitch. |
Topic | What wasn't as bad as everyone says it was? |
bknight 08/07/20 8:50:13 PM #3 | Adult circumcision. |
Topic | I have never figured out why everyone thought Mariah Carey was hot. |
bknight 08/07/20 8:42:10 PM #64 | |
Topic | Zoe Saldana apologizes for not being black enough to play black role |
bknight 08/07/20 1:31:43 AM #63 | Imagine my dissapointment when I learned Obama was half white. |
Topic | I like to eat hot cheetos before taking my contacts out |
bknight 08/07/20 1:27:53 AM #9 | I just use a ton of hand sanitzer before hand, don't want Covid in my eyes. |
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