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TopicHave you ever purchased a sex toy for yourself?
bknight
08/15/20 8:56:16 AM
#2
You can get used fleshlights on Ebay for quite a discount.
TopicThis Walmart only has one register open. And the line is huge.
bknight
08/15/20 8:26:15 AM
#7
Probably had a bunch of call outs because they are all under COVID quaranteen.
TopicYou go to the doctor and while you're waiting your nurse is wearing this.
bknight
08/14/20 10:11:51 PM
#6
I smell her hair as she's taking my blood pressure.
TopicKanye West could be charged with electoral fraud
bknight
08/14/20 3:39:35 AM
#27
Not sure that Kanye is commited to spend millions for a circus act, that's why we'll never have a rapper president.
Topicamazon has the worst price adjustment policy
bknight
08/14/20 2:08:53 AM
#3
Pretty sure Jeff Bezo's picture is next to "winner" in the dictionary.
TopicWhat's that one movie where Michael Cera plays an awkward teenager?
bknight
08/13/20 10:45:26 PM
#21
Revenge of the Nerds

Topicjust completed another successful DIY car fix. i hope.
bknight
08/13/20 10:36:26 PM
#3
Yea, F the system, I'll install my new timing belt myself, just got to watch the Youtube video, brb.
TopicYour daughter wants to be a popstar
bknight
08/13/20 9:37:34 PM
#12
I tell her I was lying all these years and she's not the prettiest girl ever and she's not the best singer and she's not the best dancer.
TopicIn private, do you believe Trump has called Harris a bitch or n-word
bknight
08/13/20 9:32:36 PM
#40
He's stressing out and it's only a matter of time before he calls her the N word, but this is Trump, so it might help him secure more votes.
TopicTrump SHOOTS HARD on low pressure shower heads
bknight
08/13/20 11:05:42 AM
#5
Yet every March, Obama spent all month on that stupid tournament and everyone thought it was cute, so unfair for the Donald.
TopicAmericans, did you really have to say a pledge every day in school?
bknight
08/13/20 6:41:48 AM
#19
Yup, stand up, right hand on heart, face the flag (there was one in every classroom), and pledge, good times.
TopicShe buys you that shirt you always wanted but in size XXXXXL
bknight
08/13/20 6:39:10 AM
#7
I take it to my Asian seamstress and let her do her magic.
TopicWhy do guys with no makeup many times look hotter than girls with makeup???
bknight
08/13/20 5:42:04 AM
#7
someone that porn stars before after makeup make up pic
Topicwhat famous person do you think is the type to enjoy the smell of their own fart
bknight
08/13/20 4:57:23 AM
#4
Boogie and LTG
TopicWhat happens if Harris becomes president and gets pregnant?
bknight
08/13/20 4:27:28 AM
#12
We'll have to wait until AOC turns 35 to find out, but she's probably pro-abortion.
TopicIs it okay to order pizza from the same place 2 days in a row?
bknight
08/13/20 4:26:37 AM
#6
Depends on whether or not you are a decent looking female.
TopicFamily sues LAPD officer accused of fondling dead woman's breasts
bknight
08/13/20 3:57:55 AM
#32
If it's true he should get reamed, but it's a camera that points one way, how hard is it to look one way and use your hands to do stuff out of view of the camera.
TopicHumans are not considered normal prey by any animal but polar bears
bknight
08/13/20 12:18:11 AM
#70
I'd still take 10,000 rats over 3 bears
TopicYour fortune cookie says 'you will get your dick ripped off tonight'
bknight
08/12/20 11:27:31 PM
#8
grab my 9mm, stick it down my pants, didn't say it would get shot off tonight
TopicHumans are not considered normal prey by any animal but polar bears
bknight
08/12/20 11:25:24 PM
#64

TopicImagine having her as your jogging partner
bknight
08/12/20 11:20:36 PM
#15
graphic nipple pic


TopicMy lat pulldown machine broke today ;(
bknight
08/12/20 11:17:46 PM
#4
lol, using a lat pull down machine, get some free weights, your core muscle and stabilizing muscles will thank you
Topicits a quarter after 1, I'm all alone and I need you now
bknight
08/12/20 11:14:27 PM
#2
just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus
TopicImagine having her as your jogging partner
bknight
08/12/20 11:12:20 PM
#11
dr_strangelove posted...
hips weird. is it male or female
it's nipples aern't bleeding from all the chaffing, it might be female.
TopicThe Tower of God anime was excellent.
bknight
08/12/20 9:39:05 PM
#6
People saying this was going to be a show that rivaled Hunter x Hunter, turned out to not be true, generic lame MC with secret dormant super OP power doing stuff cause of a girl, dropped after 6 ep.
TopicWhat are some games where your party members are perma-death?
bknight
08/12/20 9:15:50 PM
#29
ff7 Remake season 2
TopicYou can be immune from the pandemic, but you must take the Russian vaccine?
bknight
08/12/20 12:06:06 PM
#10
I watch enough Russian porn to know where this is going.
Topicis the D supposed to slide right into the V
bknight
08/11/20 11:46:59 PM
#6
Sometimes it slides into the A by mistake, feels good.
TopicHow come we aren't hearing much about 2020 Third Party candidates?
bknight
08/11/20 10:49:37 PM
#18
Cause Kanye has an image to keep up and won't use media stunts to get his name out there.
TopicMost attractive videogame female
bknight
08/11/20 4:06:08 AM
#31

TopicQuestion for those that live with their boyfriend/girlfriend
bknight
08/11/20 3:56:12 AM
#4
I would take the $50 giftcard to Amazon and use it to buy a physical copy of Fallout 76.
TopicAll of Spider-Man's villains are based on a spider's natural predators
bknight
08/11/20 3:06:02 AM
#19
you forgot Batman
Topic22 y/o Girl who RIPPED her EYES now has NEW Eyes..and she's MARRYING a 42 y/o!!
bknight
08/11/20 12:42:10 AM
#12
Well, now that she's blind, all she has to go on is his personality, does it matter that he's 20 years older since she can't see him?
TopicIt sucks that the Rambo sequels made people forget how good Rambo was *spoilers*
bknight
08/10/20 10:50:29 PM
#15
People forget the first Rocky won best picture the year it came out, by the time Rocky had a robot butler and was fighting communism it was all a joke. Sly went for the $, and I don't blame him one bit.
TopicAmerican men are still resisting wearing masks. They're afraid of looking weak.
bknight
08/10/20 10:47:07 PM
#29
iLeikCheese posted...
It is worth mentioning that a lot of people aren't fond of government mandates requiring people to wear masks, which is why some refer to them as muzzles, because if a place doesn't comply they'll take some hostile action against them, such as fining or closing a business that does not cooperate.
Yup, it's weird when they follow seatbelt laws, helmet laws, drunk driving laws, all set in place to protect themselves and others and then one day just go, OMG facemask on my face, I don't think so.
Topic4 days to travel 145 miles... USPS is fucked huh?
bknight
08/10/20 10:40:04 PM
#5
Wonde when we'll have to turn in our first world country title.
TopicAmerican men are still resisting wearing masks. They're afraid of looking weak.
bknight
08/10/20 10:27:21 PM
#23
TopicWhats your favorite movie death?
bknight
08/10/20 12:50:54 AM
#46
The Professional ending scene, click at your own risk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvxJlLfzGw

TopicWhat % of total karma do you have?
bknight
08/09/20 8:31:53 AM
#88


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Topicwhoa, apparently this Joe Biden guy was VICE PRESIDENT???
bknight
08/08/20 8:58:48 PM
#4
I don't know why they keep going for the racist angle when they have the smell of teenage girl's hair angle.
TopicGirl Born with NO ARMS Eats and DRIVES with her FEET!! Is She Hot??
bknight
08/07/20 9:11:16 PM
#22
Smackems posted...
Wipe her ass?
Probably uses a bidet, like some European who thinks American are so uncultured, what a bitch.
TopicWhat wasn't as bad as everyone says it was?
bknight
08/07/20 8:50:13 PM
#3
Adult circumcision.
TopicI have never figured out why everyone thought Mariah Carey was hot.
bknight
08/07/20 8:42:10 PM
#64
TopicZoe Saldana apologizes for not being black enough to play black role
bknight
08/07/20 1:31:43 AM
#63
Imagine my dissapointment when I learned Obama was half white.
TopicI like to eat hot cheetos before taking my contacts out
bknight
08/07/20 1:27:53 AM
#9
I just use a ton of hand sanitzer before hand, don't want Covid in my eyes.
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