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Thank you!

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I work at home so I dunno which to pick

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https://i.imgur.com/uatgNfn.jpg

I love the beach

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At first I could only see the dog but then I scrolled up and down real fast and saw the clown.

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Also since everyone is naked you get so see some really beautiful people naked

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The public baths are great. The ones here at least are just really relaxing and peaceful. One of them here even has a waterfall and a fire pit.

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Haha nice. Have you ever been to a nude beach or public bath?

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Hire a model and take pics of the model in the snow

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Haha nice. You should have told them you're pretty anal about client satisfaction

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I'm the latest episode it showed he didn't want to kill children but had no issue with the test subjects

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IronBornCorps posted...

There is a little bit of drama in this one. Idk why everyone is on Jen for the 500 topic, I mean my name is in the topic title too, and I definitely got the subject to crazy sex stories towards the back end of the topic.

Kinky

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Man I've had quite a day today. I built some shutters for my house, got my son a new bed, cleaned out my shed, and did a bunch of other misc things. I am beat!


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I don't think amazon black noir is like an appliance. He seems to have a soft spot for children, and looked like he was feeling genuine grief when he saw the news about children suffering from Compound V injections. He also tried to cheer up the child after he killed the terrorist (poorly but he seemed genuinely interested in helping).

He also seems to have a joy for music, knowing how to play the piano. The recent episode shows that he is stupidly loyal to Vought.

I suspect that a future arch will have Homelander begin to corrupt his Son or Becky gets killed, causing Vaught to decide to kill the kid for safety purposes, and sending Black Noir to do it. He will have a conflict between his love of children and loyalty to Vaught, and my go rogue.

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Lamplighter will probably sacrifice himself in some heroic way

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There was this one time I was doing a random craigslist hookup and a woman, mid thirties invited me to her place. it was pretty dark but she led me to her room. While we were having sex, I realized there was a man in the corner having a wank. It surprised me pretty bad. anyways it turns out it was her husband who just wanted to watch

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Ass dick tastes gross?

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I should have mentioned she lived in an RV too. She was hot though

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You might get some good conversation too, and human bonding

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WhiskeyDisk posted...

10/10 great copypasta. would read again.

If this is copypasta, then please show where it's copypasta from

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I was a single guy, trying to find a date on craigslist. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness.

I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement.

We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back.

She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body.

We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with.

We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does.

We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again.


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I got a story to share if y'all are interested

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That reminds me the interviews for my current job I wasn't wearing any pants

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The most recent episode was pretty great. Also that dick was massive

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I feel the previous thread had a lot more pics

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Wow that's hilarious! I know my wife was less than impressed with my Lego collection when she first saw it

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I've seen people rent shipping containers to store their crap

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I was in an earthquake once and my macaw freaked out and flew at my head and grabbed on and all in thinking of is you're a damn bird just stay in the air stupid creature

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Sounds fun, good luck! I'd love to hear more of your stories in the business

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It was great. Probably can't do too much detail but she was very enthusiastic and a master of her craft. She seemed like she loved her job too.

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My wife and I purchased services from a lady in the window while we were in Amsterdam. It was a really fun time

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My wife and I tried the tiny home living for a bit, it was pretty miserable. We felt super cramped and felt like we had no space to ourselves when we needed it

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Having that power star would be so nerve racking. I'd have the mindset where I get powerful items in an RPG but never use em in case I need them

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Doing prostitution sounds scary. I really wish it was decriminalized in the US.

Back in my late teens, early 20s I was in the local swinger scene. I was really popular with older couples who loved seeing their women taken by a young bull. It was a lot of fun.

I had an awkward moment later in life though when I was dating a girl in college and I met her parents and surprise! It was a couple I used to play with

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IronBornCorps posted...

I actually did sex work at one point, I generally will do almost anything at least once. There was really only one situation where I was uncomfortable with a client because if the request.

I kind of have a thing for water sports as well, though I usually will only do it in the shower as I don't want to make a mess.

What sort of sex work did you do? My wife and I and our girlfriend at the time did cam shows together. Water sports are fun but best left in shower like you said.

We keep extra sheets around for just in case though.


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That works!

So what are some other kinks you enjoy?

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Wow that is really scary. So are you ever wanting kids, or just not yet?

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Thanks! It's been scary going through pregnancy in the covid world but since I was able to get our farm we can keep ourselves fairly isolated from everything.

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Thank you, I'm happy I have her. Until I met her o thought I was just gonna be a single guy forever

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IronBornCorps posted...

I don't know her, but of she's pregnant and wants to go hiking, more power to her.

During her last pregnancy, when she was 7 months along we climbed misery ridge in Oregon. It was really hard and she got bad ligament pain after that so we decided to go easier on her during pregnancy

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We've been meaning to do another. We were gonna do one this year but the covid happened. I love dragging her on adventures everywhere. Heck we met because I was on a long hike in the wilderness and found her bathing in a hot spring.

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A few years ago we did a giant backpacking trip all over Europe. Besides seeing the sites we fucked in some pretty crazy places

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Greece was amazing. The people there are very passionate

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Awwww thank. We have one kid already, so this will be our second one. Fun fact our first kid was conceived at the temple of athena in Athens

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We communicate what we want really well. We've also even have had live in girlfriends which was a lot of fun back before we started having kids. Plus we are both really secure in our sexuality. She loves watching me with other women too

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I enjoy it I guess? I love seeing it all over her and licking it off her.

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The best part about a preggo gangbang is that she can't get pregnant!

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We are also really into bdsm and rope play. We also love using toys and really into exhibitionism and sex in nature/public. We also play with others sometimes. Heck for my wife's birthday a month ago I treated her to a gangbang

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Oh we will.

What kind of kink are you in to?

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I do photography and we are having a kinky photoshoot at the nude beach this weekend. It'll be fun

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