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Topic | If a fairy tale creature becomes human, is that fair game or still bestiality? |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:34:17 PM #1 | Suppose a magic talking animal, like a majestic wolf or a unicorn, has watched an adventurer from afar and has decided she wants to transform into a human being to get close to him. Would it be okay for the two of them to date? Also, does she have to be honest about being a magic creature in human form? |
Topic | Man who attended "COVID Conga Line" party hospitalized with COVID |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:25:09 PM #29 | games and prizes |
Topic | Bryan Cranston (Walter White/Hal) comes out as anti cancel culture |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:23:59 PM #57 | Bryan "Walter Whiteness" Cranston |
Topic | Did Peyton List get a boob job before Cobra Kai s3? |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:22:05 PM #24 | SergeantGander posted... She looks 15 years old...? CE? Middle hope posted... 22 Fair game. |
Topic | Lamar Roasts Franklin But It's a Silent Film (GTAV) |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:21:16 PM #28 | If this were a real silent film, there's an 80% chance Lamar would be played by a white actor in blackface. <_< |
Topic | Kong: Skull Island is such a good movie. |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 12:20:17 PM #6 | The first half feels well-rounded when it comes to the Vietnam War. There's the obligatory digs at Richard Nixon, but both the soldiers and the antiwar correspondents are treated like actual people. Then the second half goes full strawman and starts having Samuel L. Jackson pull guns on innocent people for no reason. Other than that, the film's pretty decent. |
Topic | Did Peyton List get a boob job before Cobra Kai s3? |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 10:41:38 AM #4 | No pics, so here's a mouse eating Cheerios. |
Topic | If N64 was CDrom and Gamecube was DVD how would Nintendo change |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 10:36:54 AM #47 | Super Mario 64 would have had loading times, but Luigi would've been playable. Some of the cut content would've likely found its way into the game as well -- like the Blargg from Lethal Lava Land. |
Topic | Mick Foley tests positive for COVID-19 |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 10:00:21 AM #5 | Stay strong. Get well. Have a nice day. |
Topic | OG Waifu War: Rei or Asuka |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 9:13:47 AM #9 | Asuka > Misato > Rei |
Topic | Trump's attorney recommends executing Pence for treason |
FortuneCookie 01/02/21 8:48:08 AM #9 | How did this administration ever get elected? |
Topic | Straight white male Abraham Lincoln deemed not woke enough for San Fran school |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 9:05:08 PM #42 | The narrative that Abraham Lincoln only freed the slaves to spite the South doesn't make sense. For one thing, he pushed abolition through against opposition and only when the South was more or less defeated. You could say that he was wanting to kick them when they were down, but it doesn't make sense that a man would put his life on the line for spite -- especially since he was so vocal about binding the nation's wounds. Lincoln is quoted as saying Black people and White people are not equal. If he hadn't gone on record to say that, he never would have been elected. He was a politician. He had to say what he had to say at the time. His actions prove where he stood. Did he believe in absolute racial equality? Probably not. Would have have allowed slavery to continue if it meant avoiding the Civil War? Most likely. Did he believe sincerely that slavery was something that should be ended? Absolutely. If Lincoln hadn't freed the slaves, he would not have been assassinated. It's a poor thing to try and defame a man who died for a good cause, but that is the nature of politics. The people who want to make Lincoln a villain tend to fall into two camps: godslayers, whose only goal is to bring down the mighty, and individuals who want to you to believe that there's no such thing as a good Republican -- in this generation or any other. |
Topic | Straight white male Abraham Lincoln deemed not woke enough for San Fran school |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:45:00 PM #36 | AmericaTheBrave posted... It's only a matter of time before MLK Jr is declared "not woke enough" because he cheated on his wife. He thought homosexuality was a choice. (And the wrong one.) Don't worry, this narrative can go after all heroes. |
Topic | *plays Diddy Kong Racing* |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:29:29 PM #8 | Smackems posted... I remember loving the game but I bet it plays like shit now It's still fun, though I think programmers expected too much of players. For a game meant primarily for children, it has some pretty unrealistic expectations in some of the boss races and silver coin challenges. |
Topic | Who should be the next star of the black panther franchise? |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:26:45 PM #15 | They should recast. If there had been a Black Panther trilogy, I'd say it would be fair to quietly kill the character off off-screen and retire him out of respect for Chadwick Boseman. But seeing as he's Marvel's first starring Black male superhero, and he only got one film in which he was the lead, I think they should recast and continue on. DC brought the Joker back twice since Heath Ledger's passing. The world needs T'Challa, not his successor. |
Topic | *plays Diddy Kong Racing* |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:23:21 PM #5 | You know, I gotta love the logic of video games sometimes. "We should race planes in the active volcano." "Yeah. And then later we can go back and race through the lava in our hovercrafts." |
Topic | *plays Diddy Kong Racing* |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:21:55 PM #3 | Wizpig 1 I don't care that the day isn't yet saved. He can eat the little island critters for all I care. I beat him in a race and that's that. (I probably will continue the game, but not tonight.) |
Topic | *plays Diddy Kong Racing* |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 8:18:18 PM #1 | Man, screw Wizpig. That damn race took me at least two hours to beat. That said, it's great to finally get the monkey off my back. I played the game when it was new, and again in 2004, and I never beat Wizpig before today. The first day of 2021 and I beat a boss who's had my number for 16 years. Good way to kick things off, eh? |
Topic | Busy Philipps claims her 10 year old daughter is gay and gender neutral. |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 11:42:22 AM #29 | You can't be attracted to someone of the same gender if you have no gender. <_< |
Topic | Turtles in Time |
FortuneCookie 01/01/21 11:40:41 AM #1 | As of today, every level except one is set in the past. Starbase (Where No Turtle Has Gone Before) is set in 2100. I doubt if many of us will live to see that one. |
Topic | 2021 is gonna be the year of revenge. Every boss I've never beaten. |
FortuneCookie 12/31/20 11:30:33 PM #1 | Wizpig from Diddy Kong Racing Rocky from King of the Monsters Big Gay Al's Big Gay Clone from South Park 64 If there are any others on the list, I'll remember them later and get back to them in the new year. I'm starting with Wizpig. |
Topic | 90 Year old Richard Donner Confirms He Will Direct Lethal Weapon 5! |
FortuneCookie 12/31/20 8:10:45 PM #13 | Damn, man. He directed episodes of The Rifleman back in the 1960s. If he doesn't have the record for longevity, he must at least be very close to it. |
Topic | Hot take: I enjoy Super Mario All-Stars better |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 10:30:51 PM #10 | I want to say the NES version of Super Mario Bros. 3 is better because the king gets transformed into a dog (as opposed to a Cobrat from SMB2), but.... All*Star's save feature lets you stock up on power-ups and use them in whatever world you choose. I have to say, that puts it ahead of the original. |
Topic | Famous voice actor Tom Kane (Magneto, Professor from PPG, etc) had a stroke |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 7:36:41 PM #7 | :( |
Topic | Remember Drawn Together, if it came out today, so much outrage would happen. |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 7:12:04 PM #12 | It was advertised on GameFAQs with an image of Xander checking out an ogre's butt. It had the caption, "Gamer or f***er?" I found it amusing that GameFAQs, a site which even back then did not allow homophobia, would feature an add with a mild slur for gay people. |
Topic | Trump still calls it China Virus. |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 5:39:58 PM #6 | This is like expecting Thursday's dumbass to smarten up come Tuesday. He'll continue making accusations for years to come because it will give him attention. Fuck him. Just a few more weeks and his dumb ass will be out of office. |
Topic | Billie Eilish calls out 'babies' who unfollowed her for posting breasts |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 5:38:51 PM #56 | NeonOctopus posted... Why the fuck would people UNfollow her for posting boobs? Is this opposite day? >_> The anti-sex cult has truly succeeded in brainwashing people. |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 5:34:27 PM #140 | Stewman_Magoo posted... He was an 'I guess we just have to live with it' type of denier. That sucks. As someone who is currently recovering from Covid-19, I still wouldn't wish this on someone I disliked. I want to punch the next person I see not wearing a mask -- I won't -- but I don't delight in the virus taking anyone. |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 5:30:57 PM #139 | scar the 1 posted... The Republican party is literally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of citizens and is currently blocking a relief bill while millions of citizens are homeless in the middle of a pandemic If all conservatives were like Trump, I would be in favor of going to war with them and refusing to take prisoners. He's a dumb ass who enjoys power at all cost to others. He knew people would commit suicide when he said to inject bleach and he said it anyway. As far as talking about the economic responsibilities of who could've saved who, I'd say there's plenty of bloods on the hands of both parties. That argument doesn't fly with me. Anyone could've done more to save more lives. Democrats could've compromised to save lives. There's been a lot of bickering and self-serving on both sides. So, no. Alignment alone isn't enough of an argument for me. |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/30/20 12:17:15 PM #106 | EnvoyOfTheLight posted... The political alignment associated with pushing against things that would keep people from dying in a pandemic* That's a weak argument though. You can always twist things to make anyone who disagrees with you out to be an extreme malevolent force. "Socialism is where everyone is equal, and all needs are met, so anyone who opposes it is actively trying to kill people or make people impoverish." |
Topic | Asian California Nurse tested POSITIVE of COVID, 8 DAYS after getting VACCINE!! |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 11:13:21 PM #11 | It was probably already incubating within him. |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 11:09:52 PM #23 | 3PiesAndAFork posted... The latter. Assuming he was a scumbag because of the R next to his name. Maybe I'm wrong, if so sorry. Based on the political alignment though, it's more likely I'm not. I don't know why it surprises me that people actually think someone should die for being a different political alignment. |
Topic | Do NOT date her if she's obsessed with Disney. Do NOT date him if he's obsessed |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 10:30:30 PM #56 | If her bedroom eyes match Nala's, all bets are off. |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 10:27:27 PM #17 | @3PiesAndAFork Do you know this congressman's history? The article doesn't say anything about him besides his age and who he was survived by. Was he some sort of anti-masker or conspiracy theorist type? Or is it just his political alignment that makes you say that? |
Topic | Louisiana congressman-elect dies of Covid |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 10:17:40 PM #9 | Was he an anti-masker specially or do you feel he deserved to die for being a Republican? |
Topic | Could you date a girl who has a massive insatiable sex drive? |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 8:11:31 PM #60 | topic title: Could you date a girl who has a massive insatiable sex drive? first post: she has a decent job running a shelter for homeless dogs Hmmm..... |
Topic | Does it make sense that Carrie Fisher cameoed in a Freddy Krueger film??? |
FortuneCookie 12/29/20 7:51:33 PM #16 | What about Zsa Zsa Gabor? |
Topic | Turns out Trump's 'Dead People voted in Pennsylvania' claim is true.... |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 10:45:03 PM #6 | Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've voted TRUMP ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME |
Topic | What did your ancestors do for a living? |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 9:45:13 PM #50 | production and distribution of moonshine |
Topic | Is your favorite 2D platformer a Donkey Kong game? |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 9:42:50 PM #3 | Super Mario World is a spinoff of the Donkey Kong series, but D.K. himself is not present. |
Topic | Yoshis Island vs Donkey Kong Country 2 |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 9:29:15 PM #16 | Yoshi's Island Better boss fights, better story, better characters, better levels overall. The only thing DKC2 has in its favor is the music. They're both great, but it's more fun playing Yoshi's Island. |
Topic | How can you say SNL is never funny? |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 8:48:55 PM #6 | Land Shark! |
Topic | if Wonder Woman 3 is the final one they do, they should go out with a bang |
FortuneCookie 12/28/20 10:51:43 AM #18 | orgy! orgy! orgy! |
Topic | Kid gets recording of fellow student using a racial slur. Waited until she..... |
FortuneCookie 12/27/20 8:54:07 PM #84 | I don't like either one of them. |
Topic | Masked people dressed in white storms a Toronto mall to protest COVID vaccines |
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