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Topic	People that don't know how to park in parking lots.
Orlando_Jordan 12/17/20 4:52:25 PM #6	Naysaspace posted... Like what is wrong with your life that a crooked car makes you want to do that? Seek therapy for your rage issues. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Quasimodo got friendzoned (spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan 12/17/20 1:50:10 PM #1	The moral of the story is to be the handsome Chad, not the kind, misunderstood ugly guy. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	What's the worst part about porn?
Orlando_Jordan 12/16/20 5:33:28 PM #8	Sictis posted... When the guy doesn't understand we don't want to see his dumb face. camera cuts to dude's O-face --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	What's the worst part about porn?
Orlando_Jordan 12/16/20 5:30:27 PM #1	I think it's how there's a story at the beginning, and then after the sex, there's no ending to the story. It just ends. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	what is your wife's boyfriend's name?
Orlando_Jordan 12/16/20 5:19:53 PM #7	Big Jimbo --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	This is why girls on dating sites need to have just themselves on their pics
Orlando_Jordan 12/15/20 1:00:02 PM #108	Artillatron8 posted... I can't date a girl that I find hideous. Who said anything about taking her on a DATE? You're doing this completely wrong. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	This is why girls on dating sites need to have just themselves on their pics
Orlando_Jordan 12/14/20 8:17:40 PM #74	Artillatron8 posted... Oh and I did unmatch her. So she didn't see my "mean" reply. I don't know why I care. Girls have said far worse shit to me. You should've just hit it and quit it. Chad would have. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	This is why girls on dating sites need to have just themselves on their pics
Orlando_Jordan 12/14/20 8:03:07 PM #62	Just take what you can get, TC. I've seen worse on Tinder. It doesn't have to be more than a one night stand. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Cyberpunk 2077's raytracing is incredible
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:35:45 PM #27	DarkRoast posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbpaPAqAGTo&ab_channel=Forest Here's a good video showing what I'm talking about. Notice how when RT is turned off, reflections are merely static approximations of the screenspace - not actual reflections of what's going on. You've probably never noticed this limitation in reflections before because all games do it like this. Water doesn't look that clear in real life. The water literally looks more realistic without ray tracing. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Are you sad that historical figures are dead?
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:06:00 PM #1	You'll never get to meet Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, or Abraham Lincoln. Maybe you'll get to meet Trump. That's about it. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Cyberpunk 2077's raytracing is incredible
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:04:26 PM #13	DarkRoast posted... It's extremely hard to explain, but suffice it to say that all lighting prior to raytracing was essentially fake approximations of real lighting. Raytracing is using GPU muscle to actually, literally, trace light rays from source to destination, allowing for interference and whatnot along the way. How have video games had shadows and good lighting for the last 10 years without this? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Trump could have bought us all PS5s.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:03:08 PM #3	Trump doesn't know how to use bots. But he could have paid some super nerds to do it for him. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Cyberpunk 2077's raytracing is incredible
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:01:48 PM #7	What is ray tracing, and how does it differ from bloom, or any other lighting effects that preceded it? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Think the girl you like isn't having sex? Think again.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 2:31:58 PM #1	Girls never have to go without. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Is Cyberpunk 2077 one of those games that'll be good in a year?
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 2:15:22 PM #13	People who never beat Skyrim or Fallout are playing this unfinished mess instead of a game with years of DLC and polish. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	I don't think Dwayne Johnson drinks the tequila he advertises.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 2:11:32 PM #1	He probably hits the gym in the morning, then at night pours some tequila to take a promotional picture, and then pours it out into his sink. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	You'll never get to date a pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:51:45 PM #18	ArianaGrandSlam posted... Depends on your definition of pornstar. Its getting easier by the day to find a girl who has a premium snap or one of those subscription websites, you could end up accidentally dating one and not even know it. You think a girl with that many simps would accept a regular guy? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	You'll never get to date a pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:47:33 PM #13	Jx1010 posted... Who wants to date them? They are the hottest women. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	You'll never get to date a pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:31:23 PM #1	How does that make you feel? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Grown men complaining about a children's cartoon
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:09:28 PM #14	Scotty_Rogers posted... Nah, the only decent chicks were 18 and I was 23. I dont do that So what's your plan now? At least find a job so you can meet girls there. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Grown men complaining about a children's cartoon
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:04:20 PM #11	Scotty_Rogers posted... I never went to community college. I flunked out of audio engineering school though Did you at least get laid? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	How can we stop racism?
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:03:08 PM #1	I think we need to stop segregation and separatist movements. We need to reintegrate society. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	ITT: I post things angry old relatives post on Facebook.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 12:57:19 PM #18	WrestlinFan posted... Starting off with a whopper. This raises some good points, though. Why SHOULD prisoners be given everything, while our elderly live on tiny pensions that aren't enough to afford a retirement home? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	It's a crime to put pineapple on pizza in Night City
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 12:53:48 PM #4	The future is a dystopia. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	C/D: Girls get their "type," guys get whatever girl they get.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 12:51:22 PM #7	UnfairRepresent posted... Deny Have some standards man How about this, then? Girls get their "type," guys get whatever [attractive] girl they get. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	When you roll a 1 on your stealth check
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 12:50:13 PM #5	LOL, what? Why did he put himself in the corner? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	C/D: Girls get their "type," guys get whatever girl they get.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 12:48:27 PM #1	Because if a guy says "she's not my type," his friends will think he's being ridiculous and picky. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Are you afraid of your brain getting old?
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:13:16 AM #4	runewalshPSiv posted... No. Even after years of drug abuse I still feel as sharp as I did before the drugs. Would you say there was a recovery period? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Are you afraid of your brain getting old?
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 3:03:55 AM #1	Do you feel like the process is already starting? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Porn site bans video downloads following report of child abuse content
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 2:03:46 AM #54	nothanks1 posted... also a really fun fact about porn sites that are legitimate they're one of the least likely ones to give you a virus through ads What are you talking about? --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	My therapist thinks my marriage is in danger.
Orlando_Jordan 12/13/20 1:51:51 AM #1	I told him that he's overreacting, and the masseuse who visits my wife when I'm at work is a professional. He even has a linkedin. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	I want to marry her
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 11:28:31 PM #2	That's dangerous. She should be wearing a helmet. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	I know a hot girl who gained weight since the pandemic started.
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 10:51:49 PM #4	The Popo posted... Buy low. Good idea. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	I know a hot girl who gained weight since the pandemic started.
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 10:40:53 PM #1	She used to be a 10. Now she drinks too much, doesn't exercise enough, and has dropped to a 7. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	GameStop is doing surprise in store PS5/Xbox Right now
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 4:26:22 PM #2	I saw no PS5s or Xboxes in that video. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	C/D: You will refuse the COVID vaccine.
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 4:25:26 PM #1	Confirm. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Girl couldn't hang out with me last night because she was with her Chad FWB.
Orlando_Jordan 12/12/20 4:23:05 PM #10	There are billions of other girls on this planet. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site."-CJayC
Topic	Does GameFAQs/Gamespot have their own server room?
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 7:24:15 PM #2	I bet there's a Gamespot office with a server room, and there's a piece of paper with "GameFAQs" written on it over the closet where the GameFAQs server is. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Would you you give a bj to your gf's strap-on if that turned her on
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 7:18:21 PM #27	Fuck no. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Does GameFAQs/Gamespot have their own server room?
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 7:17:27 PM #1	Or is it one server in a closet in some office building? Or do they pay for hosting? --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	When did asmr get so... porny?
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 1:49:11 PM #6	Don't kinkshame. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Imagine going on dates with non-hot girls.
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 1:22:32 PM #7	3PiesAndAFork posted... I guess they could just be like you and not go out on dates at all then. I still go on dates with my wife. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Imagine going on dates with non-hot girls.
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 12:26:49 PM #4	Lost_All_Senses posted... Low effort day? I know the feel I haven't had my morning coffee yet. Nevertheless, some guys go on dates with women who aren't hot because they want an easy lay, and then don't even get the lay, so they wasted their time and money. If the girl is non-hot and you want a lay, don't make it a date. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Imagine going on dates with non-hot girls.
Orlando_Jordan 12/10/20 12:23:12 PM #1	Never do that. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	My wife complained about my cooking today.
Orlando_Jordan 12/09/20 7:53:01 PM #5	Wii_Shaker posted... It doesn't count as cooking. Please tell me you didn't burn the pizza at least. I cooked it crispy, but didnt burn it. The least she could do is appreciate it, right? --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	My wife complained about my cooking today.
Orlando_Jordan 12/09/20 7:49:02 PM #1	I told her that I would cook dinner tonight, and I made us a Tombstone frozen pizza. She said that doesnt count as cooking, and that I cant cook. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	My wife is mad that I gave another woman money.
Orlando_Jordan 12/08/20 10:07:41 PM #1	The other woman had a birthday and asked for money. I gave her $100, not very much. Am I in the wrong? --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Some guys are living life to the fullest. Others are depressed in their rooms.
Orlando_Jordan 12/08/20 2:38:36 PM #6	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... TC is projecting his own insecurities while trying to save others from the same fate I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Some guys are living life to the fullest. Others are depressed in their rooms.
Orlando_Jordan 12/08/20 2:17:58 PM #3	DoctorPiranha3 posted... Blocked. Enough of this shit. Is there any reason I should know who you are or care? lol. --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
Topic	Some guys are living life to the fullest. Others are depressed in their rooms.
Orlando_Jordan 12/08/20 2:15:56 PM #1	Do you want to be 90 years old, on your deathbed, with no memories besides surfing the Internet? --- Intel Core i3-10100 \| Asus GeForce GTX 950 STRIX \| ASRock B460 PRO4 \| 8GB DDR4 2666 \| 970 Evo 500GB SSD \| Gigabyte P650B 650W
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