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TopicThe perfect girl but you must beat her at a children's card game for sex
marthsheretoo
10/18/20 7:58:36 PM
#13
Darkrobotisback posted...
I'll tell her, "if you wanna see a real slight of hand meet me in bed"

Do you have super tiny hands or something?

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TopicFunniest thing you've seen on Gamefaqs?
marthsheretoo
10/18/20 6:58:53 PM
#24
There was a thread ages ago where people were photoshopping movie posters to be the Mexican version of said movie.

Usually it involved Juan puns. Like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest became Juan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. But the effort and sheer number made it hilarious.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d7: McKlunky vs death by broken heart
marthsheretoo
10/18/20 2:51:31 AM
#3
Bump before this thread loses the will to live

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TopicGeneration Z Far Less Likely To Identify As Sports Fans Compared To Millennials
marthsheretoo
10/16/20 9:09:50 PM
#21
Thank fucking god

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d7: McKlunky vs death by broken heart
marthsheretoo
10/16/20 8:36:15 PM
#1
Vote for the one you think is WORSE


Previous topic: n/a
Results: I was on an anniversary getaway and as such did not keep the topic bumped, but last time I checked the Coruscant balcony scene was far ahead so I feel comfortable calling this one.

Bracket: https://challonge.com/brxe8v2r

ROUND SEVEN

George Lucas finally has the technology to make this scene the way he always envisioned it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH19gKo7W7w

vs

Futuristic robots don't have the technology to save people from sadness death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohsLZxQYBk8

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d6: Jar Jar intro vs. Coruscant balcony (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/14/20 2:41:55 PM
#4
Bump!

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d6: Jar Jar intro vs. Coruscant balcony (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/13/20 6:52:20 AM
#3
Bump

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d6: Jar Jar intro vs. Coruscant balcony (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/12/20 6:00:19 AM
#1
Vote for the one you think is WORSE


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79022956

Result: After a very slow match and two tiebreaker rounds, CE saved what they loved by voting for what they hate.

Bracket:
https://challonge.com/brxe8v2r

The winner will receive the coveted Current Events George Lucas award.

ROUND SIX (of round 3; I'm dumb and can't read brackets so we aren't actually at the quarterfinals yet)

Qui-Gon makes the dubious decision to save Jar Jar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sp0Wch1fAo

Vs

A romantic balcony scene to rival Romeo and Juliet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjfWvWowgM

May the worst scene win!

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TopicEver had a threesome?
marthsheretoo
10/12/20 4:45:31 AM
#3
Technically, but I don't really count either of them for different reasons.

Both MFF

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 9:34:17 PM
#9
10 votes later, still tied

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TopicAlly Brooke is still a virgin at age 27!
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 8:11:11 AM
#35
wesastro911 posted...
You act as though sex is this act of playing a Mozart tune on piano or polevaulting 20 feet.

If you think it isn't, you haven't had good enough sex.

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TopicJohn Bolton: Im not backing Biden. I'm writing in the name of another Republican
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 1:20:41 AM
#6
The more repubs that do this, the better tbh. Give Trump historic lows.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 1:07:33 AM
#5
Tied up in the eleventh hour.

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TopicStop calling everyone that you don't agree with a Karen.
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 1:07:13 AM
#10
Illuminoius posted...
the lazy post #2

Hey man I'll have you know I spent almost as much effort thinking that one up as it took to type it out.

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TopicStop calling everyone that you don't agree with a Karen.
marthsheretoo
10/11/20 12:35:08 AM
#2
Ok karen

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TopicStudy finds that right-wing authoritarians aren't very funny people
marthsheretoo
10/10/20 7:58:51 AM
#18
Gotta love those studies that just confirm what anyone with functioning senses had already figured out through observation.

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Topiclol... i booted up skyrim
marthsheretoo
10/10/20 6:23:40 AM
#40
TerrifyingRei posted...
All I did was shoot lightning out of my hands a bunch and now I'm an Archmage.

What is wrong with these people?

I need to find a good College quest overhaul

I became the archmage without ever casting anything lol

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/10/20 3:26:49 AM
#4
Not voting for what we hate.

Bumping what we love.

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Topicmore humans are growing an extra artery in their arms
marthsheretoo
10/10/20 2:42:00 AM
#6
Checkmate Christheists

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TopicWhat if your mom wanted to make out with you?
marthsheretoo
10/10/20 2:41:30 AM
#3
King Rial posted...
Why the fuck would she want to? Sounds like she needs to be evaluated by a professional.

You mean a male hooker?

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TopicWho was the freakiest partner you've been with?
marthsheretoo
10/09/20 10:28:13 PM
#11
This one girl wanted to bring her friend and have sex on an altar.

Now I'm facing charges.

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Topic$1 billion dollars or...
marthsheretoo
10/09/20 10:13:10 PM
#5
nemu posted...
Ability, travel to the future, interview all their famous scientists, replicate it in the present, and bring humanity to the next step of existence. Then money will be irrelevant.

Nice.

I would also interview famous women and hook up with them as part of the interview.

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TopicLeftists of Gamefaqs, why are you left wing?
marthsheretoo
10/09/20 2:56:47 PM
#23
I find that the right is too focused on the short term, and left-wing economic policy is the only viable long-term option. Take care of more people AND end up in the black. Literally a win-win and the right is too stupid to see it.

Then I see that stupidity and it pisses me off to the point that I just want them to lose on principle, because people that stupid shouldn't be close to the levers of power.

So then I look a little closer because I wonder how people that stupid keep winning and that's when I notice all the corruption keeping them propped up.

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TopicI've been with 20 women in the past year, ask me anything
marthsheretoo
10/08/20 6:06:50 PM
#11
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
during a pandemic?

you crazy?


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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/08/20 3:29:31 AM
#3
Bloop

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TopicWhich of these Psychic abilities would you most want?
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 8:44:43 PM
#9
treewojima posted...
Telepathy sounds the most useful for personal gain, so that >_>

Still at 0 votes tho

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TopicWhat's the point of spending money in Gacha games?
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 7:46:35 PM
#11
Lysandear posted...
the loot being hentai? the guy in the other thread said he shelled out 150 dollars. he really did that just to see a different hentai girl as his avatar?

If you're a degenerate, then essentially.

Gameplay wise, the rarer characters have a power advantage over the free or more common characters.

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TopicWhat's the point of spending money in Gacha games?
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 7:44:32 PM
#9
Lysandear posted...
so based on that other thread gacha games are animu games with like, paid dlc or something?

They're more like predatory lootboxes than paid dlc.

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TopicBandicoots are real.
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 6:06:12 PM
#18
How Can Bandicoots Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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Topicdo you people even know what principals are?!
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 5:49:58 PM
#6
Looks like TC got...

*glasses*

schooled.

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Topic$50 million, but you must live in the 1800s for 10 years.
marthsheretoo
10/07/20 8:45:45 AM
#14
Nah.

I have a life here. And even if I didn't, ten years is more than enough time to build a life there. Only to get it all ripped away from you ten years later.

Not even getting into the lax sanitation standards, poor food quality, etc. Though this is mitigated by having 50 million (you'd be richer than royalty, given how much more money was worth then).

Or the potential for time bullshit.

If I didn't age and it was a weird alternate dimension that was guaranteed to not impact the present, I might very well take it and treat it like a dream world doing my best not to get attached. I might get attached anyway, but that's a gamble I'm willing to take for 50m.

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TopicHonestly missionary is the only worthwhile sex position
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 11:54:34 PM
#6
CommunismFTW posted...
prone bone > all on the planet

Prone bone is the position for the discerning sex-haver.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 8:24:50 PM
#2
Bump

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TopicDonald Trump is GOING TO LOSE the election
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 9:19:41 AM
#51
DarkChozoGhost posted...
I think the evil piece of shit will win again

Really going out on a limb with that one, eh

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene r3d5: Saving what we love v TROS final line (spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 6:54:44 AM
#1
Vote for the one you think is WORSE


Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79014024

Result: The two were within a couple votes of each other the whole time and eventually came down to a tiebreaker, but it's Canto Bight walking away with the victory. And so there's still a scene in the tournament I can't link a scene for.

Bracket:
https://challonge.com/brxe8v2r

The winner will receive the coveted Current Events George Lucas award.

ROUND FIVE (of round 3; I'm dumb and can't read brackets so we aren't actually at the quarterfinals yet)

Rose saves what she loves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79CNws71XlI

Vs

Old lady is oddly insistent that Rey give her full name.

https://youtu.be/Xo2pjiwh8pk?t=86

Bonus video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVT82xxxhhs

May the worst scene win!

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Topici have a friend that has slept with 3 of his female cousins
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 12:57:19 AM
#22
Josiah_Is_Back posted...
They put the "sin" in cousin, I guess.

That's not all they put in.

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TopicWhat's the worst concept for a TV show that at least had a pilot episode
marthsheretoo
10/06/20 12:48:24 AM
#18
Came into this thread to post the OP. Lol.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene qf4: Canto Bight vs. I Don't Like Sand (Spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/05/20 8:03:16 PM
#25
Damn, I was hoping for more of a quorum but we have a tie.

Tiebreaker, go.

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TopicTomatoes are fruit, not vegetables.
marthsheretoo
10/05/20 7:55:40 AM
#24
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

You mean salsa?

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene qf4: Canto Bight vs. I Don't Like Sand (Spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/05/20 1:24:35 AM
#24
Last bump

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Topichow will your life improve when trump is gone from office?
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 7:13:05 PM
#24
Lots of stuff, depending on whether there's a dem senate or not.
I expect subsidies on green energy to increase once Trump is gone - been looking into that lately, would be nice to pay less.
Speaking of paying less, I'd like to see the economy shift out of its boom/bust cycle towards a more stable upward trend, which will happen more under a different president.
It's really hard to look at the future and say X specific person will die vs. X specific person won't die, but there have been a hell of a lot of preventable deaths under Trump and I have every reason to believe a different president would give myself and my loved ones a higher chance of being alive at the end of the next 4 years.
Preserving my wife's right to abort if I accidentally put a baby in her. Yeah it's not as simple as who's in office for this one, but clearly having someone else would be better than Trump here.
A more favorable tax code is likely to pass under a different president.
I am less likely to have to move due to rising temperatures under a different president (this one's more long-term, involving multiple presidents, but Trump is a link in the chain).
Won't have to wait in line at the polls as long due to sane voting practices.
Will be paying the same low subsidized price for mail that I enjoy today.

This was off the top of my head and I could have easily doubled it.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene qf4: Canto Bight vs. I Don't Like Sand (Spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 6:03:30 PM
#23
Another close one huh.

Also I fucked up because I am dumb and bad at reading brackets, the next round is actually the quarterfinals.

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TopicSuddenly Jeb Bush emerges from the shadows
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 9:05:54 AM
#3
"You should have clapped, America. You should have fucking clapped."

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TopicUp for a promotion at work
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 3:41:04 AM
#2
Sounds like you're up for promotion, but not sure if you're down for promotion.

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TopicTrump hard at work while in the hospital
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 2:57:49 AM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
More like

Signing name
On blank paper
Moving to another room
Changing your jacket
Signing another blank paper
Post both photos on social media to prove you've been working all day.

Oh look it's me working during the pandemic >_>

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TopicBen Shapiro: 5 Reasons No One Should Live In California
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 2:28:19 AM
#29
jon1012 posted...
I live in and love California.

This.

Everyone else feel free to leave lol.

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TopicCan we have a social board that is just straight up news? Most topics here are
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 2:27:49 AM
#6
Eliza3 posted...
just about nonsense :o. Where am I supposed to get mu news? It's also not fast moving enough, even r/news takes too long with news updates imo

No forum on gamefaqs is gonna move faster than r/news, especially when it's a new forum that overlaps with 261.

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TopicWorst Star Wars scene qf4: Canto Bight vs. I Don't Like Sand (Spoilers all)
marthsheretoo
10/04/20 2:02:12 AM
#12
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I never understood how Canto Bight qualified for this. It's not a scene, it's an entire subplot of the movie.

You have a point.

That said, if I'd done it the other way, there probably would have been at least ten individual moments from the sequence in the contest that I wouldn't be able to find clips of. I wasn't thinking about that when I included it all as one entry, but it does make things cleaner this way.

Then again, those individual parts probably deserve to live and die on their merits...

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Topicdid some dude just get warned for spelling out OF
marthsheretoo
10/03/20 9:16:38 PM
#140
marthsheretoo posted...
I get that the rules are the rules

But is it not clear from this discussion that the rules are kinda arbitrary, don't make sense, and aren't serving the community they were made for? Should the mods maybe have a little get-together and adjust the rules to be better, or at least more consistent?


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