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| Topic | Her: "We're not fucking until you slay the Demon King" |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:21:38 PM #3 | "I am the Demon King" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Gamestop selling doom eternal a day early to separate crowds |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:08:44 PM #2 | All the memes are ruined now. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How come console designs keep getting more and more boring? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:07:51 PM #8 | Zack_Attackv1 posted... If you're legally blind that is.I know your upset that the PS5 spec reveal was shit, but there's no need to take it out on the mighty X-SeX --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How come console designs keep getting more and more boring? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:05:02 PM #3 | The X-SeX looks great --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | "Hello from Italy. Your future is grimmer than you think" |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:02:56 PM #2 | I ain't subscribing to read that --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | You guys feel the levels of anxiety right now? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:55:57 PM #3 | Maybe you should take a bath --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | started watching neon genesis evangelion. This intro is FIRE |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:43:54 PM #28 | GiftedACIII posted... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FY1UhPMpWncI tried to watch Evangelion right after watching Gurren Lagann and I just couldn't get into it. Gurren Lagann is phenomenal --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | This is my niece. She got glasses today. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:37:18 PM #2 | Cute kid --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Another day. Another awkward teenage boy gets rejected by his crush |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:33:45 PM #2 | You still are --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | would you eat this breakfast burrito |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:28:45 PM #9 | SSJGrimReaper posted... depends on what brand those sausages areLook like Great Values --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I've got 0 food. How dangerous are grocery stores? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:27:08 PM #6 | There's not going to be a very big selection. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Pelosi just shot down universal stimulus checks |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:24:40 PM #9 | So...that's a no on that $1000? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | april surprise |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:23:18 PM #3 | Bird flu mixes with Covid-19 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Man I hate getting a craving to play a specific game. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:19:16 PM #2 | What game? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Rate my DS/3DS collection |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:18:58 PM #5 | Garioshi posted... I don't keep them in cases --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Rate my DS/3DS collection |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:15:39 PM #3 | Where the fuck are the cases?!? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Remember that time EA shot a game in the knee and then murdered the developers |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:13:54 PM #2 | I wish Deadspace 3 didn't suck dick --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | A time traveler offers you a coronavirus vaccine, for a price. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:13:21 PM #10 | Is the time traveler cute? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How do you feel about polygamous relationships? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:05:43 PM #10 | Not for me --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Clothed ass > clothed boobs but naked boobs > naked ass |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:04:30 PM #17 | Girl with big penis>Boy with big penis But Boy with cute shrimp dick>Girl with cute shrimp dick --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | If your having a stressful time right now just close your eyes and think of this |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:02:00 PM #3 | Some ugly ass hoe? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | PS: Gay people, trans, etc have existed since the beginning of time |
| Turbam 03/18/20 4:27:36 PM #21 | What does PS even stand for? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Laid off from both jobs, unemployment office closed, landlord evicting |
| Turbam 03/18/20 4:26:51 PM #28 | I wish I was a jobless neet --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | The worst Anime trope is... ANIME SPOILERS |
| Turbam 03/18/20 4:24:59 PM #2 | When the dude calls the main girl fat and she goes "EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!" as the camera pans upwards three times --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | There is now a hentai doujin of the Coronavirus fucking Italy... |
| Turbam 03/18/20 4:22:39 PM #24 | Corona-chan had the better butt. Italy-chan was fucking worthless. Hand sanitizer-chan was a hottie. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Why is everybody criticising Trump over his handeling of the virus? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 2:43:34 PM #10 | I remember you. You're not a great poster :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Hold your horses on the $1000 kids |
| Turbam 03/18/20 2:33:26 PM #19 | Twilight > Applejack > Rarity > Pinkie Pie> Rainbow Dash > Fluttershy --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Sounds like the big 3 are shutting us all down. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:27:11 PM #6 | Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sega? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:21:03 PM #3 | Country Roads Lets-a-go Itsa me Mario! Okie dokie! Mama Mia! Here we go! Mario! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | New match announced for Wrestlemania 36 at the performance center |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:17:14 PM #3 | Good gawd almighty! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Are restaurants in your state takeout only? |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:10:52 PM #18 | Mayor just declared it yesterday --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | PlayStation 5 Reveal Hype Topic |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:10:15 PM #88 | LMFAO @Reis  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Woman rages about men who hype themselves only to cum in 1.5 seconds with her. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 1:07:32 PM #38 | Ummm.... That says the n word, clear as day! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | PlayStation 5 Reveal Hype Topic |
| Turbam 03/18/20 10:05:34 AM #11 | Sony ponies are shaking rn --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Deadliest Pandemic in history |
| Turbam 03/18/20 9:00:43 AM #16 | iPhone_7 posted... Its only been 4 months & its death toll is already half of what the Ebola virus did in the span of 2 years.Ebola? Let me tell you a little something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Woman calls the coronavirus a Democrat hoax, and then gets the coronavirus. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 8:57:21 AM #59 | It's kinda sad that you're all treating this like it's a victory :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | 2020 started with da Pope slapping a woman, den possible WWII, now coronavirus |
| Turbam 03/18/20 6:43:40 AM #15 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | People are lined up outside and we don't open for another hour. |
| Turbam 03/18/20 5:33:20 AM #104 | dolomedes posted... you have overnight crew clean your cooler? the former dairy man in me is jealous af.I honestly wish that we didn't have the overnight cleaning crew. We had to give them six hours, and they aren't even touching dairy at all. They have zero accountability. I know six hours doesn't seem like too much, but when we were taking care of cleaning, I had the vault looking great. Sucks to hear about your top store leaders, they really need to step up. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | All the canned food, TP, and water is gone but at least Entenmann still stocked. |
| Turbam 03/17/20 9:34:04 PM #4 | Their donuts are great --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Bernie Sanders proposes giving $2,000 per month to every household |
| Turbam 03/17/20 9:05:44 PM #2 | Yes --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | She asks you ''Why are you 18 minutes late ? Is everything ok?'' |
| Turbam 03/17/20 8:55:23 PM #23 | It took me awhile, because I had to keep crossing to the other side of the street to avoid people. I need to keep a distance of at least 3 feet, I do not want to contract Coronavirus Virus Disease-19. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | People are lined up outside and we don't open for another hour. |
| Turbam 03/17/20 8:11:57 PM #102 | Parappa09 posted... i managed to find washing tablets in my local supermarket ydayGood deal! We were out of most of the laundry detergent Closing is so boring. I finished all my backstock in like twenty minutes. Thankfully, our overnight cleaning team sucks dick, so I was able to clean a lot of my milk racks. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Dude deres a HOT white chick sunbathing at my neighbor's right now |
| Turbam 03/17/20 7:14:17 PM #35 | What if it's your neighbors GF? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | West Virginia joins Covid-19 party. |
| Turbam 03/17/20 7:00:06 PM #7 | CWC did not protect them! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | West Virginia still has zero cases |
| Turbam 03/17/20 6:57:19 PM #17 | CWC is keeping them safe --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
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