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| Topic | Add a full inch to your manhood vs add up to 4 inches to your height. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:27:09 PM #21 | 008Zulu posted... I wonder what advatanges I would have, being 2.1m tall?do you enjoy banging your head every time you get in and out of a car? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | tfw the paper towel sticks to your microwave burrito so you have to eat |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:26:09 PM #31 | ZeroX91 posted... Oh God...they made me deep fry a stake last week if I didn't need the money I woulda quit right then and there.i've got like 5 gallons of deep fryer oil that someone randomly gave my about 6 months ago, no fucking clue what to do with it. i hate fried food, and even if i didn't i dont feel like burning myself and having to deep clean my kitchen afterwards; so its just sitting on top of my fridge taking up space. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | guy in line behind me at the store got 20 things of ice cream and condoms |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:23:05 PM #15 | practice making balloon animals while eating bowl after bowl of ice cream, that does sound somewhat fun. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Add a full inch to your manhood vs add up to 4 inches to your height. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:19:21 PM #10 | bang my head on more shit, or make it even harder to keep from dipping my dick in the toilet when i take a shit... hard choice. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Imagine working with her every single day |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:16:12 PM #6 | get her to ask for a coke! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4bC7VkRCws --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | What's your favorite hole? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:14:20 PM #20 | Duncanwii posted... Both of those are situations where the ear is exposed to conditions it normally wouldnt be.they've got sebum, so trade moist for oily. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | tfw the paper towel sticks to your microwave burrito so you have to eat |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:12:09 PM #25 | TeaMilk posted... Was it good?it tasted like eggs and i was too cheap to throw them away and make more. bit chewy... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Check out my pet chickens, they are cute! |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:11:19 PM #29 | kingdrake2 posted... have to make sudden movements or piss em off to have em attack.absolutely depends on the bee species. european give no shits, many keepers can manipulate the combs with just a bit of smoke from a smokebox. but an africanized hive is way different, you've got to suit up because a few stings will set off an attack. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | tfw the paper towel sticks to your microwave burrito so you have to eat |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:07:51 PM #22 | i ate eggs that had melted rubber spatula in it once, little bit of paper towel isn't gonna hurt you. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | What's your favorite hole? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:06:30 PM #14 | Duncanwii posted... Vaginas arent so much holes as they are very moist tubes made of muscle.that covers every orifice... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | What's your favorite hole? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:05:40 PM #12 | fourth hole. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Alt-right terrorist killed by FBI after he plotted to blow up hospital |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:03:59 PM #17 | good to see the FBI is able to do their job against these crazy terrorists even when the administration in power does everything it can to protect them... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Do the sentinelese even feel this shit? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:02:45 PM #3 | seeing that they're an isolated population with no developed immune response to the vast majority of diseases that we would find common place, i'd imagine they get events like this any time some random asshole sails up to their island to make friends... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Breath of the Wild will win game of the decade. Why bother |
| monkmith 03/26/20 10:00:38 PM #7 | well i'm sure 4chan could push another win for some random shit game like undertale does it even matter? its not like anyone actually cares. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | I went to Walgreens today. They had no toilet paper. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 5:42:32 PM #2 | my fort is growing! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Joe Biden kissing and grabbing children in a disturbing manner |
| monkmith 03/26/20 3:49:41 PM #32 | Hairistotle posted... can we not deflect in an attempt to lessen the actions of this old creepmaybe read up the comments a bit first before responding? [LFAQs-redacted-quote] we played that game in 2016, and the rapist tax evading criminal won... there are only two candidates. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Joe Biden kissing and grabbing children in a disturbing manner |
| monkmith 03/26/20 3:36:11 PM #14 | GregShmedley posted... Is it really a high standard to not jerk young girls around for photo ops, touch all over them, and practically suck their hair into his nasal cavity?i mean, seems more benign then openly talking about raping women? grab'em by the pussy ya? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Joe Biden kissing and grabbing children in a disturbing manner |
| monkmith 03/26/20 3:29:56 PM #5 | GregShmedley posted... Yeeeah it's a little mindblowing how little people care about this.are we supposed to hold presidential candidates to high standards still? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | mfw the world economy collapses and thousands die because some meat vendor didnt |
| monkmith 03/26/20 3:20:19 PM #14 | dont eat raw meat and wash your hands after preparing it. covid isn't a prion, it'll degrade when cooked. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Dr. Manhattan vs Dark Phoenix |
| monkmith 03/26/20 2:27:40 PM #9 | s0nicfan posted... The Phoenix Force should win. It holds realities together, whereas as far as we've seen Doctor Manhattan is only particularly powerful within one reality. That being said, the Phoenix force is a total jobber robbery that would probably lose somehow.dark phoenix isn't really the phoenix force though, more like a fragment or weak avatar right? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Check out my pet chickens, they are cute! |
| monkmith 03/26/20 2:18:45 PM #10 | always wondered, people that keep them as pets, do you eat them when they die of old age? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Would you eat my lunch? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:48:44 PM #17 | BignutzisBack posted... I actually ordered a griddle a few days ago on Amazon to make delicious food just like that in your photoget a big cast iron frying pan. so many uses. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Stay out of the fucking playgrounds |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:47:56 PM #4 | REMercsChamp posted... What I'd hope for is that people act responsibly and keep up social distancing so we can get over this as fast as possible.hope in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first... society is loaded with dumb people either unwilling or unable to look at current events and gauge how their stupid choices will affect them. cant see the virus, so its easy to just ignore... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Stay out of the fucking playgrounds |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:43:45 PM #2 | there's a park with a playground and basketball court down the street from me in my neighborhood. walk my dog past it every day and its been real popular the past week. what do you expect when you close schools. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Would you eat my lunch? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:41:29 PM #11 | kingdrake2 posted... it's the texture i dislike :(.exactly! might as well just eat the fuckers raw if you like eggs runny... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Would you eat my lunch? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:39:18 PM #2 | why do people like runny eggs? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Why buy all the toilet paper? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:38:26 PM #6 | i need supplies for my fort, it must be bigger... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | our whole economy is a house of cards |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:34:54 PM #13 | its a cycle.
--- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Boris Johnson invests 210 million pounds. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:05:09 PM #3 | months to late BJ... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | i am an essential employee and im bored at work. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 1:00:48 PM #17 | ThePopulist posted... i find myself staring out the window at people jogging and walking their dogs. occasionally a boomer will drive thru get mad at me asking for an ID before saying something about banking here for 20 years blah blah blah yea ok i get it.i've always found it really strange when the teller doesn't ask for the ID. who are you and how do you know my face! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | *EA buys game studio and cancels their games* "EA BAD!!!" |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:57:43 PM #4 | TC did valve touch you or something? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | i am an essential employee and im bored at work. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:56:35 PM #12 | ThePopulist posted... no there are a few other employees with me. but not much.even better, crank the music up for a pants off dance off! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | i am an essential employee and im bored at work. |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:53:02 PM #7 | alone in the bank? time to take those pants off TC! you'll never get another chance!!! --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | I think I'm having a midlife crisis (srs). |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:51:19 PM #8 | just stop mang. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | CE Help me decide what to make for breakfast |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:45:49 PM #3 | muffin, god damn delicious. here's a recipe. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/6865/to-die-for-blueberry-muffins/print/?recipeType=Recipe&servings=8&isMetric=false --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | So it turns out the data in the chloroquine study for COVID was likely falsified |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:16:30 PM #10 | BLAKUboy posted... Wow, Trump fucking lied, who could have possibly seen that one coming?not really a lie, just extreme ignorance. which is worse since we expect our politicians to be smart liars... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | So it turns out the data in the chloroquine study for COVID was likely falsified |
| monkmith 03/26/20 12:12:49 PM #7 | this is why i cringe every time i hear news media report on astonishing new information form science journal articles! trump likely saw this bullshit on fox news and repeated it like the fucking moron he is. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Remember when [SPOILERS] won Love Island? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 9:04:23 AM #8 | is this a "reality" show? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | I woke up feeling sick and my primary doctors office is closed |
| monkmith 03/26/20 8:56:49 AM #2 | your doctor might offer telemedicine right now, try that first. not sure where you live, but in my area if you suspect you have coronavirus and you're under 60 they want you to stay home unless you have a really high fever (103F/39.4C and climbing) or shortness of breath. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Do Batman have sex with Harley Quinn and poison ivy? |
| monkmith 03/26/20 8:43:29 AM #6 | specialkid8 posted... I've seen some videos.so had poster number 5 apparently... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | White House COVID-19 MEETING at 5PM today people! Lets do this. |
| monkmith 03/25/20 5:01:49 PM #2 | have they succeeded in praying away the sickness? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | So no money for the NEET bois? |
| monkmith 03/25/20 5:00:20 PM #21 | homeless get shit on yet again i see. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your daughter's boyfriend looks exactly like you did as a teen. |
| monkmith 03/25/20 4:26:40 PM #51 | sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... Meet his mothergonna guess you did already, like 15 years before hand... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | As da most popular person on CE, I think it's due time for another AMAA! |
| monkmith 03/25/20 12:58:12 PM #20 | ...what? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Management wants us to track time in 15-minute increments when working at home. |
| monkmith 03/25/20 12:56:41 PM #12 | Jagr_68 posted... It also proves how fucking useless their roles are in the grand scheme of things. Hence the power trips.which is the real reason, they dont want upper management to realize that their roles are worthless. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
| Topic | Any of you think sending the one thousand dollar checks to americans |
| monkmith 03/25/20 12:40:06 PM #22 | Iodine posted... Im still confused as to why Congress believes that a one time check of $1,200 will make that much of a difference.its a stimulus package, not a safety net. they want you to cash that check and spend it on random shit immediately, they're not looking to pay your rent bill. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola |
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