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Nicolas Cage is now just doing his best impression of some random guy doing his best impression of Nicolas Cage.

It's weird that most people didn't like it, but when they re-use the plot for Spider-Man Far From Home, everyone loves it.

I have powerful lungs, which is why I can smoke 2 packs a day.

Nope, already doing so right now.

Walk around naked, it's your apartment.

toyota posted...

By the time the PS5 is released wouldnt PC parts be better by then?

By the time you finish building your brand new PC, PC parts will be better by then.

PS 5 will have a billion triangles and SSD faster than any PC SSD, can't wait.

They can just change the format to have employees serve the food, it'll cut into their bottom line, but at least they'll be able to reopen.

He's calling Obama the N word, because fuck it, he really has nothing to lose now.

It's Utah, home of child brides and polygamy, say what you may about Florida, but they at least don't have that moniker.

Sure, if she was famous I'd rather my children carry that name on, like a Kennedy or a Schwarzenegger or a Kardashian, the kid could bank on the name to have more opportunities or if she asks me nicely and/or eats my butt.

Do I have to lick the balls and lube the taint?

Wonder what happened to the guy who's parachute got caught in live wires.

Emails and Benghazi of course, lock him up.

Drove to Tijuana alone for the cheap legal hookers.

You can use the money you inherit from him when he passes away to pay off you college debt, but you'd have been paying years of interest on top of it, so almost same thing.

IdiotMachine posted...

What's the point of being a security guard if you cannot even defend yourself in a 3-vs-2 scenario?

Almost anyone can be a security guard, seen little old ladies with the whole uniform and everything. Now, go to a casino and make a big scene by being drunk and yelling at a dealer and cusing, get a warning but keep going, that's when real security guards with guns and looking like MMA fighters are brought out. Two of them just sneak up behind the player, each grabs an arm and they literally drag his ass out, leaving all his chips and personal belonging on the table, always amazing to see.

I'm pro choice, so if they decide to die, let them.

So how does this work? Do you pay armed guards to follow every inmate in case they decide to make a run for it in the dumpster truck? Would paying those guards cost as much as paying the regular sanitation workers? Do the guards get PPE? If an inmate gets infected and brings it back to the prison and infects the whole place, will they get respirators?

Sad that white people don't qualify for the new no bail rule that just lets criminal off with a warning and a promise to show up in court.

Someone offered him some Yeezy 350s and he dissed them, can't trust a man who doesn't like Yeezys.

People in this topic don't even know they're being flexed on when they go to the mall and someone walks by them in some Red Octobers.

Did you know the digestive system is considered outside the body?

Miss the arcades, miss kids just going outside and doing stuff, almost no social media, no one stuck to their phone 24/7, miss the music, meh, just miss my youth I guess.

This is why they created the girlfriend experience, sure it cost more, but it's worth it to cuddle afterwards.

It's the place babies come of, right next to the place poop comes out of, sometimes, when babies are coming, the mom will also poop, and then the baby gets covered in poop.

Yup, or you have a bunch old Asian dudes sweating into the food they're preparing, that's the secret sauce.

Secret project at lab in Whan funded by Obama back on 2010 when he learned about Trump winning the 2016 and 2020 election using Muslim Voodoo magic. He didn't deploy it before the 2016 election because his lover didn't feel like being president and Hilary once called him 'ethnic', so he hates her more than Trump.

Yea it sucks, the A is so taboo that you want to put it in, but most girls don't want your D back in the V or the M if you go in the A. So you have to finish in the A, but the V and M feels so much better that you wish you could go back, and she starts to hurt and tells you to hurry up so you have to pull out of the A and use your H to finish, might as well just stayed home at that point.

She uses a straw in her can of soda, you know what that means...

Wait, is the USA the bad guys? Are we the bad guys?

maximus decimus meridius

Quattro Bajeena

coh posted...

She's beautiful

Some guy is going to be so lucky when Trump gets his coronary.

I pee on her since it's sterile, then I ask my neighbor to also pee on her because one person's pee isn't enough to clean an average female person, then maybe my dog pees on her too.

Good for her, although I'm sure they would had rather taken 150 N95 mask from the federal reserve instead, since they are almost impossible to find, but it's the thought that counts.

I don't date black girls.

Also not deeding for like a week and then deeding, feels so much more intense.

fohstick posted...

where's LTG?

No black people on this poll, sorry.

Other: LowTierGod, he can show me his bottle of pee.

Average CEman is late 20 or early 30, so no.

Or a good shit, man feeling so empty never feels so good, yum.

What next, you can get it from just kissing? Lol, all this fearmongering.

I don't date white girls.

7 minutes, asked the waiter at Hong Kong bar to bring me a girl, asked how much, she wanted $100 for 30 min, haggled for 5 minutes, settled for $70, and up we went to Cascadas motel

Steal the TP from work to use for home, problem solved.

Is it after a fresh shower or after she's pooped, cause it's no deal if it's the first.