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WHAT?

She is normal?!

Disgusting face, body, and inflatable arms, I mean come on are you serious?

(Same guy, literally five minutes later:)

OMG, I just saw Ellie and Dina! Are you freaking kidding me Naughty Dog?

They 100% intentionally made all these females look ugly. This is insane! Why would you dooooooo thisssssss?

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Topic Title: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Last of Us Part II

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

The themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical psychology most of the scenes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ellie's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they're not just miserable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Last of Us Part II truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the anguish in Ellie's existential catchphrase "Bigot Sandwich," which itself is a cryptic reference to the LGBTQ movement to give them equal rights. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Neil Druckmann's genius wit unfolds itself on their Playstation 4. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Abby tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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Clementine > Ellie

1000% agreed. Clem actually developed quite nicely over the course of 4 games as a character and they didn't make her intentionally ugly for woke points(not that i find her fapable but at least she keeps her feminity and actually looks like what i would realistically expect a girl who goes through that situation would look like. A nice balance id say)plus they handled her possible homosexuality much better then ellies(granted it was a player choice and you can still end up with the black guy instead and have her not be gay)

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The game also goes against my religion and makes a mockery of God. Hard pass. Druckmann can go fuck himself.

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Y'all need to play the game foreal

But I have been playing the game thanks to Angry Joe and PewDiePie.

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Last Of Us 3 story : A white Bible loving straight guy with a very small you know what, gets cucked as his wife bangs a black guy. He thinks it's cool because he only wants the best for his wife. He gards the door from the infected while his wife cucks him with the black guy. He then realizes that he is in fact g ay and begs to join in but gets beaten to a pulp and thrown to the infected for food, but he is saved by a racist red cap wearing psycho with a gun. You play the white cuck, instead of fighting he gets down to his knees and begs for mercy and forgiveness about his white privilage. When faced with zombies he pees his pants and hides. In the end he realizes he is worthless and nobody likes him so he kills himself. The entire community, compromising entirely of LGBT people throws a big party to celebrate the death of the last white man. A major character is a young wife trans girl that is pregnant with a white baby and decides she must have an abortion because she can't possibly have a white baby, that would be racist and people encourage her to do it because it's the right and courageous thing to do. Cucks will love it, a dream come true for them :-)

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i swear does every fucking youtube post need to be re-posted here?

No. Just the credible ones. I.e., not IGN or Gamespot.

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KamikazePotato posted...

Not a great day for Fire Emblem

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Not a great day for Fire Emblem

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davidponte posted...

I was trying to be as stupid as possible in the review topic when I said "you guys are just mad that there aren't any anime titties in the game", but it looks like I wasn't too far off from some people's thoughts!

That's the post that inspired me to make this topic

That and another one I saw (but can no longer find) where someone extensively described the brain damage someone else presumably has

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Nice simple one to end for now because my brain is leaking out my ears:

Don't have to play the game to judge the story. There are plenty of other sources out there.

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I'm looking forward to the mountains of salt about to be poured onto this game's metacritic, and the laughs I'll get from atrocious grammar, nonsensical arguments, petty complaints, rampant misinformation, and unchecked bias. Where's my popcorn

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Things to make the game better.

Have Joel die on the toilet due to eating bad fish.
Replace Ellie with Oprah Winfrey wearing a zoot suit and carrying a Tommy gun.
Instead of having a horse, Oprah can summon Godzilla.
Pikachu. Why? Everything is better with Pikachu.

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Remove all this SJW non-sense. I really do not want to see two girls kissing, I really do not want to see "le strong womyn". I just want to be a badass killing people. That's all they needed to do. SJWs ruin everything.

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foolm0r0n posted...

I hope people find these posts in your history and think they're yours

God I hope so

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Spoilers in this one, but it's for Last of Us 1. I'll still be avoiding spoilers for 2, which unfortunately cuts out a of A+ material for this topic.

Not exactly. Ellie wasn't Joel's biological daughter and even though they went through quite a bit of shit together to get to that point, Joel would have realistically died in that huge hospital firefight. So that considered, the average person would have realized how fucked the situation is and remorsefully resign their stepdaughter to her fate, or almost assuredly die in vain in firefight and only to still lose her anyway. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to judge someone for giving up when the odds are that stacked against them.

So basically your saying you would have giving up Ellie because your a pussy?

Your the type of guy to see his girl's ass get slap by a chad and say "well, we really weren't dating long enough for me to get too mad about it...and it was only once so..."

If you and I can pretend Lev is really a boy we can let Joel pretend that Ellie is his real daughter. Miss me with the Ellie is not really his daughter nonsense.

Your comment reeks of low emotional intelligence tbh.

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You know that a review is shitty, if they give it a 5.8 instead of a 6. Pretending like they have made tons of calculations and came up with that exact number. Not a 5.9, not a 5.7....but a 5.8, PERFECT!

Prententious dogshit review.

Whole numbers on the other hand are straight to the point:
I hate the story so much, I can't possibly give this a 7, but on the other hand I find a 5 too low, so I give it a 6.

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Why do you care if the game panders or not. You are playing a game set in a post apocalyptic universe where there is little difference anymore between male/female or anything related. People are people. What sex they are or what skin color they have or what sexual orientation they have no longer matters. If it bothers you perhaps post apocalyptic stories aren't for you

Sounds like someone needs a bigot sandwich.

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It didn't bomb with gamers. We have a vocal minority here crying like little babies because their favourite toy was taken from them early on in the game, and then we have far-right trolls crying "SJW" like for pretty much every other game. No surprise there.

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Reviewers are awarding it high marks solely for its social and political themes.

You could re-release Superman 64 next week and if interjected left wing social themes into it reviewers would give it 9.5 / 10

haha so true

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Because the game carries a sick political agenda and people are pissed that their favorite games are being turned into garbage leftist trash.

You won't don't get it if you're a child, ah bless the innocence, but us adults see exactly what's going on.

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Getting late so I'm going to bed, but rest assured, this is a well that never runs dry and I'll be back tomorrow.

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It's not bad if you think it's bad, that is just your opinion. I think the writing is just fine. I am not picky or expect a video game to be exactly how i want it. I am not am entitled brat

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That chest... that FUCKING CHEST
I'm grossed for life

I need to see a pair of REALLY HUGE Woman tits after watching that disgusting abomination of a scene, so I can forget it forever.

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Why? How come Japanese games the female protagonists look beautiful and fun to play with in the game.

Are the American developers ugly feminists?

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SJW has a meaning: Militant moral busybody. Hypocritically censorious and generally finds the devil (or patriarchy. Or communism. Or the <insert group here> agenda) in everything.

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hey hon this is grandma im sorry you rupset ill talk to my prayer group ok im going to the store now im out of pralines and your grandpa said he wanted pralines so ill talk to you later ok bye

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Disagree with verifying ownership of the game to be able to write a review of it.

That means you have to own the game, which means I have to spend my money and support ND which I do not want to do in order to write a review.

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Lol! No, one of the worst Westworld writers co-wrote the story. Neil Druckman is taking all the flack, but she is allowed to just be the Coachella Karen she is and just pad her resume with another creator credit and take selfies for Social Media

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It's a 30 hour game that released two days ago and I have a full time job.

Are you ever going to contribute anything of value to this board?

Nope, Im going to keep slapping meme images down.

My arsenal is fully loaded, I have probably around 100+ images at this point.

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Do you shit up every board with sjw stuff or what?

lol I don't even remember who you are but I have you tagged as "whiny secret racist". Wonder why.

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You have all the hallmarks of someone who's very jelly, and being jelly is not nice mmm'kay. Just because someone else is successful, doesn't mean you should be a hater about it, mmm'kay? Don't be a jelly-jelly hater sandwich, do you want to go to the jelly school?

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I don't have high expectations for Future Connected, and honestly if it's a filler arc I'm okay with that. Xenoblade is a complete story and they don't need to shake things up.

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GROUP 10
4 -- The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
1 -- Marvel's Spider-Man

0 -- Super Mario Galaxy 2
5 -- Bastion

GROUP 1
2 -- Celeste
3 -- The Last of Us

5 -- Nier
0 -- Crypt of the Necrodancer

GROUP 2
3 -- Night in the Woods
2 -- Donkey Kong Country Returns

2 -- God of War
3 -- Batman: Arkham City

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Metal Gear Solid

it's not though

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I basically went solo Shulk in my first playthrough so experimenting with other characters has been fun. Personal rankings on who's the most fun to play:

Shulk > Reyn > Riki > Dunban > Melia > Sharla

Jury is out on Seven because I don't have her yet.

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I've been leveling up affinity evenly across the board and not sticking to any one party so I'm not expecting a big grind. Finishing up Alcamoth and everyone is over halfway there already.

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Snake5555555555 posted...

Bloodborne

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I like all of them except Plant.

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Just got past Prison Island. Actually enjoyed it more than the first time around - it works better once you know the full scope of the plot. Game continues to live up to my expectations that are built upon years of untouchable nostalgia, which is impressive.

I've really come around on the arranged music. One Who Gets In Our Way deserves better but everything else is golden.

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Ya go my Shulk

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GROUP 4
3 -- Horizon Zero Dawn
2 -- Cuphead

4 -- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
1 -- Hollow Knight

GROUP 5
5 -- Xenoblade Chronicles
0 -- Mass Effect 2

5 -- NieR: Automata
0 -- Ori and the Blind Forest

GROUP 6
2 -- Super Mario Maker 2
3 -- Shovel Knight

2 -- Super Mario Odyssey
3 -- The Witcher 3

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Ness

Get rekt kid

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No more Pokemon please

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GROUP 1
1 -- Celeste
4 -- Nier

5 -- The Last of Us
0 -- Crypt of the Necrodancer

GROUP 2
2 -- Night in the Woods
3 -- God of War

2 -- Donkey Kong Country Returns
3 -- Batman: Arkham City

GROUP 3
2 -- Portal 2
3 -- Pokemon HG/SS

5 -- Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
0 -- Mario Kart 8

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Heavyweight Tournament (+100 points apiece)

Donkey Kong
Piranha Plant
Ridley
Terry Bogard
Ganondorf

Middleweight Tournament (+100 points apiece)

Wolf ODonnell
Pac-Man
Shulk
Byleth
Dr. Mario

Lightweight Tournament (+100 points apiece)

Zero Suit Samus
Captain Olimar
Rosalina & Luma
Pikachu

Tag Team Tournament (+100 points apiece)

Ridley/King K. Rool
Ike/Byleth
Ness/Lucas
Roy/Chrom
Captain Falcon/Ganondorf

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Solid Snake

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Growing increasingly worried that the result of the protests will just be police realizing they can get away with brutality on camera and no one will stop them!

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Good. Now ban Infiltration too. Was an absolutely wild feeling when I tuned into a SF tournament once and learned that the top player everyone was cheering for was a domestic abuser.

CaptainOfCrush posted...

The fgc has been slowly dying for years and now suffers the "indignity" (I'm sure many of them feel this way) of relying on Smash as the only thing maintaining any relevance they have.

Good riddance to a shitty cesspool. Maybe the community can reinvent itself with fewer garbage quality people as its representatives.

Oh boy if you think the Smash competitive scene isn't just as screwed up and toxic as the FGC then do I have some examples for you

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Has technology gone too far?

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