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TopicPokemon Go General 4: Genie in a Battle
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 7:35:23 PM
#108
I'm doing weirdly very well in ultra after having only moderate success in great league. Team is Milotic (all water moves) Honchkrow (all dark) and Gallade (all psychic)

All are shiny of course because that's how I flex

Gallade is a glass cannon, Milotic is an absolute tank, and Honchkrow is a nice hybrid. Only real vulnerability is fairy and electric types, but the only electric type I see is magnezone and electevire, both of whom milotic still absorbs shitloads of damage.

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TopicI am fine with transgenders doing sports under one circumstance
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 7:05:16 PM
#2
tag

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TopicI got pulled over going 57 in a 55. wtf.
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 6:07:20 PM
#21
Take that shit to bumfuckville court

also pics of ticket?

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TopicAre people who still play XBox consoles bad people, or simply very misguided?
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 2:45:31 PM
#5
Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox Series X is not only the most powerful console ever created, but it is also the tallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 10 months from now, gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox Series X is. Never before has a home console been a 12 teraflop powerhouse before and displayed games in 8K resolution."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox Series X is still the most powerful and tallest console on the market.

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TopicDoes liquor give you diarrhea the next day
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 12:13:08 PM
#9
beer shits do it for me but i've never had diarrhea from any other type of liquor

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TopicSomething about girls in a beanie that makes that so hot
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 12:09:50 PM
#2
I read this as "something about bernie makes him so hot"

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TopicPapa John is a dirty LIAR
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 12:09:27 PM
#4


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TopicPatrickMahomes (MVP)
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:57:34 AM
#1
This is a fact.

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TopicWhat Marvel hero was cast the best in the MCU?
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:55:58 AM
#2
Has to be Iron Man. If they fuck up that casting and Iron Man 1 flops, there is no MCU.

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TopicEye in the Sky: a song most people don't know the name of but EVERYONE has heard
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:49:56 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQalkIeE7s

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TopicWow, Yahoo/Oath/Verizon has a section called 'Do Not Sell My Info'
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:46:49 AM
#5
Willing to bet they sell your information anyways

How the fuck are you ever going to find out which service gave a spam-bot your info?

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TopicPowerhouse: a song most people don't know the name of, but EVERYONE has heard
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:45:52 AM
#4
I can't think of an instance where I've ever heard this before

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TopicOur dicks get hard when we're aroused
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 11:43:48 AM
#2
big if true

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Topic$6 for a 11.5oz Simply Orange OJ... rusrs?
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 10:46:17 AM
#10
Hotels and airports are notorious for things like that. Captive audiences are easy money.

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TopicITT I reveal The_Admiral's alt
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 10:27:33 AM
#15
tag

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TopicFatty bacon >>>> crisp bacon
PatrickMahomes
02/12/20 12:30:31 AM
#2
no lies detected

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TopicHUGE ASS on Tinder. My God
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:59:46 PM
#6
whats her @

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TopicHave you ever ridden in a Tesla before?
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:58:42 PM
#64
Rode in my buddy's a few times. He floored it and hooooly shit

It's got some other funny quirks too, like romance mode (plays a little campfire on the screen) or a funny fart mode where you can make a fart sound effect appear from a specific speaker, meaning you can intentionally make it sound like it came from the back left passenger or from shotgun

Gimmicks aside, the whole car is pretty sweet, not gonna lie

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TopicCoronavirus continued
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:55:49 PM
#184
pokemon2poker posted...
Whatever happened to that dude who fled to Thailand?
@MuayThai85 ?

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TopicMakin my way downtown
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:18:06 PM
#8
#FrankGoreHOF

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TopicNew Harley Quinn cartoon has Lex Luthor, he's black
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 10:57:12 PM
#16
So you're saying the comic is canon?

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TopicPokemon Go General 4: Genie in a Battle
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 10:40:43 PM
#105
yeah wtf was that

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Topicquidditch, pod racing, blitzball, pro bending
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 5:08:33 PM
#8
Imagine hating pro bending

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TopicHow many of ya stood a broom up today...
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 4:28:55 PM
#4
I did not but I sure did see a lot of my friends snapchat stories doing it

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TopicI've never lost a fight to a bear or a gorilla
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 3:56:02 PM
#3
I've never lost a fight

get on my level

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TopicDOJ To 'Revise' Sentencing Request For Roger Stone Following Trump Tweet
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 3:54:34 PM
#1
https://www.npr.org/2020/02/11/804888522/doj-to-revise-sentencing-request-for-roger-stone-following-trump-tweet

The Justice Department plans to revise its recommendations for sentencing in the case of political consultant Roger Stone following a tweet about it by President Trump on Tuesday.

Officials at the Justice Department's headquarters in Washington were "shocked" when they saw on Monday night that the U.S. Attorney's Office in Washington, D.C., had recommended seven to nine years in prison in Stone's case, a senior Justice Department official said.

Department leadership found the recommendation to be "extreme and excessive and disproportionate to Stone's offenses," the official said. DoJ leaders expect a new filing to be submitted to "clarify" the department's position.

The back and forth over the recommendation for Stone's sentence follows a post on Twitter by Trump on Tuesday that faulted the recommended sentence.

Officials didn't make any explicit link between the president's tweet and the Justice Department's planned action.



Stone and his camp sought to serve as intermediaries between Trump's campaign and WikiLeaks during the 2016 presidential election, though Stone said he did nothing wrong.

He maintained that he had no inside knowledge about the Russian attack on the election or WikiLeaks' role and that he was only talking up his own importance. Prosecutors, however, charged him with lying to Congress, obstructing its investigation and witness tampering.

Stone was convicted on all seven counts in his trial by a federal jury in November. The judge has scheduled sentencing for next week. Ahead of that, prosecutors and Stone's defense team filed their respective sentencing memos Monday.

Prosecutors recommended up to nine years, in keeping with federal guidelines. Stone's attorneys asked for probation.

Presiding Judge Amy Berman Jackson isn't bound by the recommendations from either side.

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TopicLook at this massive Tanuki ready for winter.
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 3:40:24 PM
#9
LepartialJury posted...
This post did not age well.
PatrickMahomes
No it did not lmfao hahahha

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TopicI discovered something new on the Great Pleateau. *spoilers for BotW*
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 3:08:00 PM
#13
Antifar posted...
I mean, 100 hours is nothing to be ashamed of
Oh no I'm not ashamed of that, I'm glad the game got me that much entertainment. I just think like the other poster said, first time through the mystery is kinda gone.

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TopicPokemon Go General 4: Genie in a Battle
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 3:04:43 PM
#100
Yeah I hatched a shitload of eggs but still nothing in the garchomp line

Saw a Gabite silhouette but trying to track at this point is such a lost cause

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Topic$14,000,000,000 but you can't earn any more money + need permission to spend it
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:49:39 PM
#30
creativeme posted...
easy. you could just pay them $1 million a year to say yes to anything you buy.
This, hell you could make it $10m. That's only 1b out of 14 assuming you live for 100 years

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Topichow much would someone have to pay you to eat sushi?
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:33:28 PM
#16
literally no downside

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Topic109 U.S. Troops Suffered Brain Injuries In Iran Strike, Pentagon Says
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:23:07 PM
#1
https://www.npr.org/2020/02/11/804785515/109-u-s-troops-suffered-brain-injuries-in-iran-strike-pentagon-says

The Defense Department says 45 more U.S. service members have been diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries after Iran's attack on the Ain al-Asad airbase in Iraq last month raising the total number of troops injured in the ballistic missile strike to 109.

Of those who were injured, 76 have returned to duty. A Pentagon statement about the injuries did not include details about the service members, such as their age, rank or military unit.

Monday's update is at least the fifth time the U.S. has revised the number of personnel injured during the Iranian attack.

President Trump initially reported no U.S. troops were injured. "No Americans were harmed in last night's attack by the Iranian regime," Trump said shortly after the strike. He added, "We suffered no casualties."

But the Pentagon later said that 11 people had suffered TBI. And on Jan. 24, the number jumped to 34. Nearly a week later, the Pentagon said 50 personnel were injured, only to revise the figure days later to 64.

Discussing the increased injury toll given late last month, Gen. Mark A. Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said that TBI often "takes some time to manifest itself."

Milley has also said the military will take good care of the service members who suffered traumatic brain injuries in Iraq, saying they will be monitored for "the rest of their lives" and receive any treatment they need.

According to the Pentagon's breakdown of the 109 military personnel's status. (Some service members are listed in more than one category.)

75 returned to duty after being treated in Iraq
1 returned to duty in Iraq after being treated in Germany
27 were transported from Iraq to U.S. medical facilities in Germany
21 were transported from Germany to the U.S. for treatment
7 are currently en route from Iraq to Germany
5 are still being evaluated.
The Iranian attack targeted at least two Iraqi military bases housing U.S. personnel, including Ain al-Asad. Iran's action was in retaliation for the U.S. drone strike that killed one of its most prominent military commanders, Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani.

Trump recently seemed to downplay the service members' condition, saying in late January, "I heard that they had headaches and a couple of other things, but I would say, and I can report, it is not very serious."

The president reiterated that stance in an interview with Fox Business on Monday night. And he described how he was initially impressed that no one was killed in the Iranian missile barrage.

"And then a couple of weeks later, I started hearing about people having to do with trauma head trauma," Trump said. "And that exists, but it's, you know, I viewed it a little bit differently than most, and I won't be changing my mind on that."

An expert on combat-related brain injuries such as TBI, David Cifu of Virginia Commonwealth University, recently told NPR: "All concussions, all brain injuries are serious. So they're serious."
Cifu added, "The good news is that 95% to 98% of people with concussions who are diagnosed early on, who are managed in a comprehensive way, which the military knows how to do, are going to do well, are going to have wonderful short- and long-term outcomes."

But the doctor, who leads a national team researching brain injuries, said that if concussions, TBI and similar conditions aren't diagnosed and treated early, patients face a higher risk of additional problems or symptoms.

Cifu noted that among civilians, concussions aren't diagnosed 50% of the time and said that in regard to U.S. military personnel injured at Ain al-Asad, "the important thing is it's diagnosed now and they're acting on it."

The Defense Department is committed to providing "the best possible outcomes for our service members," Alyssa Farah, the Pentagon press secretary, said in the statement about the latest injury report.

"We are grateful to the efforts of our medical professionals who have worked diligently to ensure the appropriate level of care for our service members," Farah said, "which has enabled nearly 70 percent of those diagnosed to return to duty."

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TopicDo you answer phone calls from your work on your days off?
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:20:15 PM
#8
Fuck no unless it's some emergency that I know is ongoing

I do keep my eyes on emails but I don't reply unless I know it's important to me

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TopicTax returns broke $2k this year lmfao hahahhaa
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 12:41:35 PM
#20
Bestoffuture posted...
Excuse my ignorance, but wtf is renter's credit?
https://www.rent.com/blog/states-with-a-renters-tax-credit/

basically if you rent, you can be eligible for a small tax credit every year. Mine is only half of one month's rent, so it's not significant, but it's there.

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TopicTax returns broke $2k this year lmfao hahahhaa
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 12:28:59 PM
#17
Crono99 posted...
Had to rub it in, uh.
Oh no I was saying the healthcare is a good thing I always assumed

Are you not canadian?

I could totally be confusing you with someone else, I thought you lived in canada

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TopicWait...Why China doesn't built Hospitals for Africa to???
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 12:21:22 PM
#2
But it takes the state four months to fix a pothole in the US

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TopicI discovered something new on the Great Pleateau. *spoilers for BotW*
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:16:08 AM
#2
Should I replay it? The first playthrough I basically did what you're doing and scoured every inch of every corner of every area before beating the game. Got maybe 100 hours out of it. But I've never really gotten the urge to replay it knowing I've done it all extremely thoroughly already.

Ain't going for 900 seeds tho

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TopicHave you ever "ghosted" an employer?
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:12:41 AM
#22
Probably going up because people my age ("young" people) can't handle confrontation.

They need to grow the fuck up. Put in your two weeks. Yes it's not an easy conversation but ghosting like this is a huge bitch move.

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TopicI can get matches on OkCupid but not Tinder
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 11:01:50 AM
#2
okcupid used to be very good but i believe they nerfed it when the company that owns tinder bought them

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TopicTax returns broke $2k this year lmfao hahahhaa
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 10:33:31 AM
#4
Crono99 posted...
I'm going to have a shitload of taxes to pay this year. I'm not looking forward to it -_-
Meh the healthcare is worth it

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Topicjust saw Knives Out
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:14:57 AM
#2
_BIueMonk posted...
knives out was PHENOMENAL


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TopicATTN: Sballen
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:11:35 AM
#2
got'em

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TopicFINALLY, AirFresh HAS COME BACK TO CURRENT EVENTS
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 1:04:57 AM
#7
CarrieChan posted...
You need more amp.


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TopicTax returns broke $2k this year lmfao hahahhaa
PatrickMahomes
02/11/20 12:47:08 AM
#1
1.5k fed, 400 state, and 400 renters credit

in before gOvErNmEnT tHaNkS yOu FoR yOuR iNtErEsT fReE lOaN to which i say well it's still infinitely better than actually owing at the deadline hahahaha lfmao

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Topiccan you shut up
PatrickMahomes
02/10/20 11:57:18 PM
#2
no

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TopicI hate celebrities
PatrickMahomes
02/10/20 11:54:41 PM
#2
ok

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