Lurker > YourDrunkFather

I support your parents beating theirs

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Oh thatss what that smell is? I thought it was because you had your legs open

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*posts*

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the last ark, you say

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Caveman, leader of the Roman empire. Same thing.

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Im sure all the girls who arent gonna fuck you anyway will appreciate that

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Kazi1212 posted...

God forbid a guy wants his gf to be able to enjoy sexual gratification with others because he loves her wants her to act on her desires

So cringe

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Lmao

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I uh, dont think youre the target audience. Maybe you should watch some shows for people whove hit puberty.

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Imagine literally white knighting China.

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Chinas a trust worthy country. Ill definitely take what they say at face value.

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Bad players always blame game design

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Sunhawk posted...

Every girl falls for him.

No choice. Chloroform is a strong substance.

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Lets all elect Joe Biden for the United States Senate

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And you probably lay there like a fish

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malenz posted...

I would rather not say. not quite of complete shame but I know how CE can be

Gilberto?

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Every country that didnt immediately suspend travel to and from China when the situation got out of control there did something wrong

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Well when you have over half the countrys Covid-19 cases...

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Its racist to blame China for a problem they caused. Be a good person and bitch about America 24/7.

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ChrisTaka posted...

WHAT YOU CALL ME?!?

A garbage man

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Tons of people here in Toronto. A couple even wear them at work.

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Not as ridiculous as the word bagger (with an n instead of b) being unpostable because its too close to the n word

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Xbox One X is an excellent console.

This topic sucks

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Whoever wins. We lose.

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Yes, PlayStation fanboys and PC elitist neckbeards are equally pathetic groups.

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Kolibri X posted...

Its just the flu.

outside of being significantly more deadly and can even cause lung damage to people who recover from it, ya its just the flu.

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Honey, you know how literally everyone is saying to avoid cruise ships right now?

ya

Let's go take a cruise!

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The average man is unfuckable

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Those kids are cowardly trash


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Kaiganeer posted...

the fearmongering surrounding a slightly-worse-than-usual flu is ridiculous

get it, be sick for a couple days, forget you ever had it

Ya know whats worse than fear mongering a virus that has killed nearly 3000 people in the last few months? Downplaying it. Like youre doing right now.

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That clearly didnt go as planned

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You mean slap fight

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If people heard this type of shit about bob down the block nobody would question it. But because its MJ everybody gotta do mental gymnastics to defend it.

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I still see her putting out movies but they basically all flop

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Are you unfamiliar with the concept of why chicks get we... wait, Im on CE. Makes sense.

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At least youve only done that with one game

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Went through there in the summer and it seemed ok

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Has to be a feminine penis

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Theyre probably sick of you too tbh

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iPhone_7 posted...
Who are the elites that Washington Post is talking about? Whats the criteria for being an elite?

https://images.app.goo.gl/RFbaDYX8xQG9x43RA

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Sweet Dreams are made of this

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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Oh nice. Im down to read about that. Let's see it

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/life/parenting/popular-kids-more-likely-to-be-bullies-study-finds/article570489/

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I dislike them because they enforce the stupid law and dont let me do what I want

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J03can posted...

A lot of times bullies are bullied pretty bad themselves

Pretty sure this is an old narrative that has basically been debunked

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In the 88 years Ive been alive Ive never done such a thing.

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