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ArchNemo posted...

I would have said Charles Bronson but the fact nobody has mentioned him makes me think either he died or isn't as famous as I thought.

Uhhhh....

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

2, 4-8, 10, 11-14, 17, 19 & 20.

14 points.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

solosnake posted...

gary ridgeway

I feel like the only reason I know this is because I know a lot about serial killers.

...That sounds worse than I meant it to.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Musically, she's not my bag, baby.

Purely physically, she's cute enough that I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

ClunkerSlim posted...

Well... Im sure theyve painted it since 1989 or whenever. Is it still that shade? Off to google maps!

They paint it constantly because the sea air and pollution degrades the paint. Basically, it's the world's biggest constant touch-up project.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

No, but I've imagined fucking the shit UP of a few bosses.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Yes, first son of a friend. He was about 5 hours old IIRC.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

AFAIK, there's only one 'legit' ninja master who claims he can trace his techniques back to the shogunate.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Damn_Underscore posted...

bro how did you make a username about Discord and with tHiS mEmE back in 2002?

I'm a visionary.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

A.K.A. "Shit my mom says". She's retired, borderline disabled, and lives with me.

#1
Mom: "So I guess you're not gonna come help me and your uncle sort through grandma's things?" (she died in October)
Me: "You...didn't ask me to help."
Mom: "So I have to ASK you to help?"
Me: "That is generally how it works, yes."

#2
Mom: "It must be nice to just sit around and watch TV instead of cleaning up the mess in the kitchen."
Me (*confused*): "I unloaded the dishwasher and there IS no mess."
Mom: "Well...uh..." (*walks off*)

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

VHS. I was literally an adult before even Laserdisc hit the little bit of popularity it had in the mid-90s, to say nothing of DVDs.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Mead posted...

Okay youre right, my bad

My bad as well, the tone of that reply was dickish on my part.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Mead posted...

no it doesnt, why are you just making things up

bread dough is just flour, water, yeast, and maybe a bit of oil

So you know more than Pilsbury? Okay.





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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Mead posted...

which of course does not contain flour

Perhaps I should have said flour-only dough. Bread dough also contains a lot of proteins that plain flour doesn't.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

LinkPizza posted...

Idk, but I never really seem to like homemade pizza as much... I think its because people never put enough cheese. And that people seem to use thinner crust for homemade most of the time. Personally, Im also lazy. Id rather have frozen than homemade, anyway. Haha.

Most homemade pizzas or "make your own" use flour dough for the crust. Virtually all professionally made pizzas (store-bought, chain) use bread dough.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Oh shit, I meant to say "I don't think even a READER would have kept those".

I need caffiene.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

^
I don't think even a collector would have kept these. I'm talking SERIOUS water damage, like heavy discoloration, bindings falling apart, etc. Not just wrinkled pages.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

LinkPizza posted...

I have. It was at work. The dumpster was thrown earlier. And then the job threw out some old stuff they didn't need. There were shirts, jackets, writing utensils, notebooks, and all kinds of new stuff and random things... So, a co-worker and I fished some stuff out. It was in like those new packages in the trash bag. We didn't grab a lot of stuff. Some jackets, and the writing utensils and stuff...

Apartments where I live, I went to take the trash out one day last year and I looked inside the dumpster I picked (we have those cube ones with the sliding doors). There was TONS of manga, I mean really old stuff from the 80s and 90s. I'm a comic collector, so I was able to estimate this was at least ten longboxes full of stuff. But it was all really badly water damaged. I guess someone had a pipe break or something. :(

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

mustachedmystic posted...

So, now we have Democrats proposing laws that even a dead cat would realize are unconstitutional. She probably thinks she's clever, and is wasting time to "make a point".

There's a Republican in Tennessee who wants to keep tampons off the list of items approved for purchase on their no-tax days because women might buy them in bulk and not pay tax.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Off that list, plain old Totinos. I do like DiGiorno, but I get the stuffed crust ones.

Question: did Tombstone kind of 'go away' for anyone else for a while? I was a teenager in the 90s, and it seemed like every third commercial was theirs, "What do you want on YOUR Tombstone?" We started carrying them again recently and it was only then I realized I hadn't seen them in stores where I live in at least 10 years. One store not carrying them I can understand, but I have two national (Walmart & Target) and four regional (Bi-Lo, Food Lion, Harris Teeter, and Ingles) grocery stores in easy driving distance and never saw them anywhere.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Mostly birds. Cardinals, robins, wrens, depending on the season. Have seen foxes a few times, deer once or twice, and skunks on a regular basis.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

YugiNoob posted...

In boxing, MMA, and stuff like that, yeah, it's common. It's probably better to be the heaviest in a light division than the lightest in a heavier one, after all.

But I've never heard of it happening in high school where you're not fighting for a pretty big prize.

Dude, it's rampant in American high schools. That's why it's so big in MMA, because that's where a lot of wrestlers went if they didn't qualify for the Olympics or turn pro.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

https://youtu.be/oavMtUWDBTM

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Charmander.

Named him Bahamut.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Odoylerules posted...

they need more brutal corporal punishments for these people

obviously the laws there are not working

Cases like this, I advocate crucifixion or necklacing.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Alex1976 posted...

Probably my DVD/Blu-Ray collection. Easily in the hundreds, pushing close to a thousand when you figure in boxed sets of TV series.

Same here, it was at least 700 last time I counted. Also have 6 longboxes full of trade paperbacks/graphic novels, three big Rubbermaid bins full of books, another 5-shelf bookcase full of same, and a probably a hundred or more action figures/toys. Granted, this is all 20+ years of collecting, and it's a lot less than some comic/toy people I know.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

To me, the biggest fail here is that China is pretty much a communist regime in name only thesea days. They're mainly state-controlled capitalism.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

https://youtu.be/jil0WCh_UoQ

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

WhiskeyDisk posted...

...at 103.

Who could have possibly foreseen this shocking turn of events?

Probably wrecked his Harley.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

My sophomore year I took AP Bio from a guy who not only was it his first year teaching, but he'd gone to our school. This was the 92-93 school year, so I think he'd graduated in 88, maybe 87.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

darkphoenix181 posted...

Spaceballs 2

The sequel

Seriously. Mel Brooks is 93 and we already lost John Candy and Joan Rivers. Make the movie before anyone else in the cast dies.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Yellow posted...

I'm gonna be honest this is fine with me. What is it, our national prayer?

The point is that it's yet another example of Trump's rampant hypocrisy.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Nichtcrawler X posted...

For what? It is not like the US is some kind of fascistic state where the secret police will arrest you just for looking at an object representing the state wrongly.

Give it time.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Heres the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so Id have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that Im somehow the Hollywood elite and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable." -- George Clooney

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Given what he had become by the end of FF7, it doesn't seem implausible.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

JixHedgehog posted...

That's gonna be tough.. Sonics redesign wasn't cheap

That most likely won't matter. VFX companies typically do work for lump-sum payment, which basically means the producers can force them to work on it until they're satisfied, for no extra pay. That why Rhythm & Hues filed for bankruptcy after they did Life of Pi.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

^
I am sooooo hyped for WandaVision. Everything that they're showing reminds me of her "House of M"-related Twisted ToyFare Theater bio: "This chick married a robot and tried to have kids with it, then everyone acted surprised when she went crazy."

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

blablablax17 posted...

Fuck TC for driving drunk.
You trying to kill someone?
Literally trash.

21WIVES_CHILL posted...

You could've killed someone.

ProfessorKukui posted...

Fair, next

BroodRyu posted...

Turn in your license TC. Drunk drivers are one of the worst people.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Well?

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

JoseAAV posted...

Time and punishment makes me think of all the animals weve lost recently like the buffalo.

WTF, buffalo aren't extinct.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Mozzarella sticks.

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

Okay, uh...I think this is odd, but let's see what y'all think.

I work at Walmart, we have one of those Freeosk machines that gives out free samples of stuff. This last week, it was Old Spice-scented Downy Unstoppables. There's a little video the machine plays telling you about each sample, and this video talked about this stuff is meant to be used in your washing machine (of course). It included a graphic of a washing machine panel.

But, uh...it was in Russian.



WTF

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"Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done.
Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"

"People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! If you got twenty million and your wife wants ten, big deal, you ain't starving! But if you make thirty thousand and your wife wants fifteen, you might have to kill her!" -- Chris Rock

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"Bastard this and bastard that. You can't move for the bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards!"

LOL, what "taste"? Water doesn't really taste like anything.

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"Bastard this and bastard that. You can't move for the bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards!"

NES4EVER posted...

Death is one of my fav bands.

God, they were great. I was a member of their fan club back in the 90s, and Chuck was a goofball. One newsletter he wrote about his day, and said he'd usually sleep until noon, then get up and eat cereal while watching The Young & The Restless.


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"Bastard this and bastard that. You can't move for the bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards!"