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TopicAll Sam Adams beer sucks balls
Autocraticus
05/28/20 9:01:34 PM
#2
Cherry wheat makes me want to vom, but I do love their summer ale.
TopicUndercover cops caught redhanded doing looting
Autocraticus
05/28/20 9:01:15 PM
#9
Oh, well look at this overwhelming pile of evidence.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/28/20 11:20:01 AM
#92


Lyrics:
That it's cheap but it's not free
That I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for three


So fine, so young.
"Tell me I'm the only one."

Holy hell, if that hasn't rung true in my past before. I want to love Gaucho because it has some absolute bangers, but I think it is definitely the weakest album they put out and their turmoil obviously effected their work.
Topic"This Is So Unfair to Me": Trump Whines About His COVID-19 Victimhood
Autocraticus
05/28/20 11:08:13 AM
#2
Oh wow another unnamed source! It must be true!
TopicBiden shat his pants on tv
Autocraticus
05/27/20 8:09:30 PM
#56
Joely Shit!
TopicYou're offered a job paying $500K/year but you have to live in Philippines
Autocraticus
05/27/20 12:57:12 PM
#12
Fiance is Filipino. I had the humidity and bugs but with that money I'd be a living god.
TopicIs Overwatch getting back into at the moment?
Autocraticus
05/27/20 5:04:21 AM
#9
They reduced the health if all shields while giving players the most broken DPS character of all time.

I play arcade and that's it.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/26/20 8:33:17 PM
#85
Michael McDonald kills it on Peg. That and I Got the News are two of the underappreciated tracks on the album.
TopicDonald Trump Jr apologizes to those named Karan
Autocraticus
05/26/20 6:31:46 PM
#2
lol, Whitmer. Really?

"Its just a prank, bro!!!!"
TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer?
Autocraticus
05/26/20 4:06:21 PM
#44
Would I bang her? Hell yeah look at those milk trucks.

Would I vote for her? Not on my life.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/26/20 12:40:30 PM
#78
Everything You Did is definitely bottom 5 for me. Its just... there.
TopicIs it wrong to ruin others' attempts at getting sex...
Autocraticus
05/26/20 9:49:40 AM
#8
So you throw tantrums when you don't get what you want?
TopicNew York Times- Joe Rogan is the new mainstream media
Autocraticus
05/26/20 9:33:15 AM
#202
I don't even watch/listen to Joe Rogan but I love how everyone calls him Alt-Right when it is convenient for them. The dems have gone so far left that anyone even close to centrist has been labeled alt-right.
TopicLost had its finale 10 years ago this week *spoilers*
Autocraticus
05/26/20 1:11:12 AM
#29
I miss the TV board around those days. My god the comics they'd make.
TopicJoe Biden answers the web's most searched questions.
Autocraticus
05/25/20 2:31:41 AM
#13
Wow that's weird. I didn't see him answer these ones:

https://i.imgur.com/7KHyXFc.png
TopicPretty sure my old hairstylist is coming on to me
Autocraticus
05/25/20 2:12:44 AM
#10
You just graduated and you already want to carry her baggage of two kids?

Go out and live your life, man.
Topictrump: schools need to reopen asap. much very good information coming out now
Autocraticus
05/25/20 1:20:23 AM
#9
Michigan is already cutting the amount of money given to schools per students. Can't wait for the teacher cuts to happen and the classroom overcrowding.
TopicI bought an indoor AC unit, which apparently was a grave mistake
Autocraticus
05/24/20 9:11:08 PM
#4
A window model or one of those portable ones?

Portables are a waste. Return it and get your money back.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/24/20 8:41:52 PM
#68
Romes pls.
TopicApparently Doja Cat hates black people
Autocraticus
05/22/20 9:04:10 PM
#11
I'm sure Joe Biden has an opinion on that.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/22/20 5:53:42 PM
#63
A few questions: will you take a look at their solo albums after the Dan catalog runs out, and what about a top to bottom ranking of all the songs?
TopicThe President, on bloodlines
Autocraticus
05/21/20 7:34:09 PM
#18
Working for automotive companies are usually a family thing here.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/21/20 4:55:33 PM
#52
Katy Lied is definitely different. I prefer the demo version of Everyones Gone to the Movies rather than the studio one we got but it's still an interesting composition.

Dr. Wu is God Tier and im disappointed they never play it live. I mean come on how the hell do you use the word pilaster in your lyrics and make it not awkward? The same way they were able to rhyme oleander in My Old School.

Absolute lyrical geniuses.
TopicJulia, Hitomi Tanaka, or Anri Okita?
Autocraticus
05/20/20 8:29:30 PM
#11
Anri. They got even bigger since the kid.
TopicTrump: I am a young, vibrant man!
Autocraticus
05/20/20 8:29:09 PM
#15
mustachedmystic posted...
I thought you were trying to explain away his stupidity, like so many Trumpeters here like to do.

I think its just irresponsible that people take what he says out on context when in context, while not true, explains why he said what he said.
TopicTrump: I am a young, vibrant man!
Autocraticus
05/20/20 8:11:34 PM
#10
mustachedmystic posted...
That doesn't make him young, or vibrant.

Gamerguymass posted...
Biden is only like four years older then him, that hardly makes him young and vibrant by comparison.

Breaking News: Trump is an exaggerating braggart.
TopicTrump: I am a young, vibrant man!
Autocraticus
05/20/20 8:03:30 PM
#7
Dragon239 posted...
I am a young, vibrant man
He was comparing himself to both Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, both of which are older than he is.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/20/20 3:29:57 PM
#41
Romes187 posted...
hah remember my ratings are in relation to other Dan songs (and imo of course). So the song is still a solid 8-9/10 like all their songs (save maybe 1 or 2)

I love that there is so much variety that everyone can have their favorites and they sound completely different
When you're all done, I'm going to post a rebuttal. But definitely tracking.
TopicQuarantine Boredom #2: A Review of Every Steely Dan Song
Autocraticus
05/20/20 3:11:11 PM
#38
Gave King of the World 6/10, bunk list.

Seriously though, saw them at least 10 times since 2004. We were planning on going this summer but the stupid 'VID got in the way. Look forward to more of this list.
TopicObummergate BACKFIRES
Autocraticus
05/19/20 6:52:47 PM
#9
Holy fuck can we stop taking opinion pieces as news? That goes for both fucking wings. Opinions are NOT journalism!
TopicPost your MP3 players from back in the day
Autocraticus
05/19/20 5:12:15 PM
#48
Rio Cali: https://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/678899/Rio-Cali-128MB-Sport-MP3-player-Refurbished-1a7f25a4-5835-403b-96bf-e3d902650384.jpg

I'm not sure why I settled on this as my first mp3 player but it was perfect for workouts, when the music ended, I knew it was time to go home.

Creative Zen: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41PKHC46RBL._SY300_.jpg

I thought I'd like this better than I did because of the increased music space but I barely used it and I had so much trouble loading music onto this thing. It didnt last very long.

U2 iPod: https://www.wtju.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/apple_ipod_u2_5g.jpg

this was the last one I had before I switched to smart phones. I remember seeing it at clearance at Best Buy and while I like U2, I never would have bought this thing except that it was somehow cheaper than a normal ipod.
TopicTrump refusing to unveil Obama's portrait at White House.
Autocraticus
05/19/20 2:47:40 PM
#4
Topic"I call him President Tweety"
Autocraticus
05/19/20 10:51:44 AM
#43
Holy fuck how will trump ever recover?
TopicMark Cuban says most Americans should receive 1K every two weeks.
Autocraticus
05/18/20 7:46:11 PM
#19
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
He also wants you to use it, ALL of it, within 10 weeks or they should expire. He's not doing it for the people lol

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zackfriedman/2020/05/18/stimulus-check-mark-cuban/#720706104145


Literally Brewster's Millions.
TopicHow hot is this hot white girl (Heather Morris) and her dancing?
Autocraticus
05/17/20 11:58:16 PM
#4
Who the fuck thinks mom jeans are a good look?
TopicTrumpists: What ever happened to the Caravan?
Autocraticus
05/17/20 2:33:35 PM
#7
https://news.yahoo.com/mexico-deploys-15-000-troops-us-border-slow-173939311.html

Plus now with the borders being "officially" closed, both countries are doing their best to keep people in their own countries to stop the spread of coronavirus

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/20/838868307/u-s-and-mexico-extend-coronavirus-border-restrictions-for-another-month
TopicTrump literally thanks his keyboard warriors.
Autocraticus
05/17/20 1:59:04 PM
#37
So he thanked his digital canvassers. Okay?
TopicAngie Varona fucked up her titties
Autocraticus
05/17/20 1:57:03 PM
#48
Struggling to stay relevant. That's a shame.
TopicSo... The NFL is proposing teams will receive an advantage for hiring minorities
Autocraticus
05/15/20 9:39:24 PM
#11
What happens when every team hires a black coach and general manager? Will they get a double bonus for hiring Asians?
TopicChoose who you'll be cuddling with tonight [1][2][3][4]
Autocraticus
05/15/20 9:28:46 PM
#21
I picked 3.

Really, really wish I had picked 2.
TopicTroy and Abed in da mornin!!
Autocraticus
05/15/20 9:24:06 PM
#4
Would that this desk were a time desk.
Topictrump might've committed voter fraud
Autocraticus
05/15/20 11:31:16 AM
#16
"THIS TIME! Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."
Topic"Jogger" is now a racist term
Autocraticus
05/15/20 3:09:52 AM
#13
Lmfao /pol/ strikes again
TopicSo my black gf told me why she doesn't like Modest Mouse
Autocraticus
05/14/20 2:43:21 AM
#12
Modest mouse is still around? I haven't really enjoyed them since Lonesome Crowded West. Some tracks on Good News... were alright. But their album after that with Dashboard was just so meh I dropped out there.
Topic"YouTube comments have moved"
Autocraticus
05/13/20 9:18:08 PM
#8
Six months ago they were at the bottom. Then they switched it to the top 4 months ago. I finally get used to not scrolling all the way down and then 2 months ago they moved them back to the bottom. And here we are, back at the top!

Ugh.
TopicWatching Before the 90 Days
Autocraticus
05/13/20 9:12:31 PM
#24
Fiance and I are catching up on last seasons Before the 90 Days. Holy shit these people are unreal!
TopicThis season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days has been so aggravating
Autocraticus
05/11/20 8:17:50 PM
#5
Yolanda: Kids do you think this is a scam?

Also Yolanda: I don't care what you say.
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