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TopicRemember goatse?
masterbarf
06/22/20 11:20:05 PM
#15
Dude with the jar is not the brightest crayon in the barn yard.
TopicWhere's the thread with the picture of...
masterbarf
06/22/20 7:43:29 AM
#1
...the cat who had tuna for the first time?
TopicHow would you react if someone at a restaurant served you this?
masterbarf
06/22/20 7:30:50 AM
#12
ex2wing posted...
TC you're gonna get modded. The other day some guy posted a youtube video of a song and the album cover had a swastika on it and the guy got suspended lol
Was the music racist? Because I've definitely posted pictures of my copy of this record on M:R and CE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYd1ZUlxVUQ
TopicITT: Every 25th post gets a waifu doodle based on your username
masterbarf
06/22/20 6:32:19 AM
#212
To 225.
TopicITT: Every 25th post gets a waifu doodle based on your username
masterbarf
06/21/20 5:54:10 AM
#162
To 175.
Topicfuck Trump
masterbarf
06/21/20 5:51:23 AM
#10
He can't possibly be a good fuck.
TopicPost sneakers and I will rate...again
masterbarf
06/21/20 5:47:21 AM
#14
pogo_rabid posted...
Ah, claim someone is posting silly, trendy, bullshit shoes, then post silly, trendy, bullshit shoes. Nice gimmick
Imagine taking a clearly ironic post suggesting only three (four) brands are good seriously. It's called joking around. But yea, that style of Adidas you posted is wack.
TopicPost sneakers and I will rate...again
masterbarf
06/21/20 5:36:39 AM
#11
In all seriousness though, if you can't pull these off, you're a nerd.
https://i.imgur.com/JgKKzG1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/TlTKP1B.jpg
TopicPost sneakers and I will rate...again
masterbarf
06/21/20 5:11:50 AM
#8
I'll save you the trouble. If they ain't Converse, Vans, or Adidas, they don't matter. And not those silly, trendy, bullshit Adidas in the above post. Air Force Ones are also fine.
TopicAre the mods fair?
masterbarf
06/21/20 1:22:50 AM
#8
I'm not going to vote in a poll that requires me to call somebody "daddy". But, sure. I've posted images and films with nudity at least a couple dozen times, and never got modded for it. But I once got modded for correcting somebody's grammar. Seriously, stop writing "there's" before a plural noun.
TopicI keep having this Dark Souls experience
masterbarf
06/17/20 5:46:32 AM
#12
Spending an hour or so going the "wrong" way is a rite of passage. Welcome to Dark Souls.
TopicMy Playstation 3 is getting delivered tomorrow.
masterbarf
06/17/20 4:33:24 AM
#9
Resistance: Fall of Man
Skate 3
Virtua Fighter 5 (Hopefully it's Final Showdown so you can play online)

Sounds like a good time.
TopicPost the worst song ever.
masterbarf
06/17/20 3:20:38 AM
#24
Kircheis posted...
Even though I'm still subbed to him I haven't actually watched much of his stuff lately. Used to be that he'd tell funny stories while commenting over random gameplay, but now he's more of a blog style channel...I think? I don't really know.
Is it this guy? I've been wondering why these average fellows get to have literal Hikaru comment on their games. Also how about those Botez sisters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e91M0XLX7Jw
TopicPost the worst song ever.
masterbarf
06/17/20 2:00:28 AM
#17
Kircheis posted...
Cr1TiKaL
I've been seeing this handle in some of the chess videos I've been watching. Is that what he's known for?
Topic"Opens up a pack of Beef Jerky I bought today"
masterbarf
06/15/20 1:32:59 AM
#17
TeaMilk posted...
trader Joe's jerky
Is so good.
TopicBarbra Streisand Helps George Floyd's Daughter Become Disney Shareholder
masterbarf
06/15/20 1:29:32 AM
#4
KaZooo posted...
Walt was a racist. That a decisive thing to do.
Come on; Disney has moved on from its start.
TopicBarbra Streisand Helps George Floyd's Daughter Become Disney Shareholder
masterbarf
06/15/20 1:26:04 AM
#2
That's really sweet. I assume the daughter is a Disney fan, and Barbara contacted her family first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVloHiUCKyg
TopicITT: Every 25th post gets a waifu doodle based on your username
masterbarf
06/13/20 10:36:33 PM
#50
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TopicI got a new account suspended because I called cops "pigs"
masterbarf
06/11/20 3:36:48 AM
#56
Pigs are sweet, intelligent creatures. Complimenting cops at this time is controversial.
TopicWhat category shortcuts are atop your youtube homepage?
masterbarf
06/11/20 3:13:45 AM
#5
MarthGoomba posted...
Guitar
I don't know how Guitar isn't on mine. I've recently watched videos by Stevie T, Music is Win, Darrell Braun Guitar, and more.
TopicCurrent Events, can you recommend films like The Thing?
masterbarf
06/11/20 3:10:47 AM
#26
Re-Animator
TopicWhat category shortcuts are atop your youtube homepage?
masterbarf
06/11/20 2:58:36 AM
#1
And you better include that weird one you're not sure why is there and are kind of embarrassed about.

Speedruns
Chess
Puzzles
Skateboards
Dead Cells
Enter the Gungeon
Tetris
Unboxing
Universe
Comedy
Street Fighter V
Scam baiting
Fast chess

TopicDo you separate the art from the artist?
masterbarf
06/11/20 12:05:32 AM
#29
These poll results make no sense. If a serial rapist, murderer, cannibal made a life affirming, tear jerking love story, you all wouldn't want to know what it is about human nature that could make that possible and see how the movie reflects that?
TopicDo you separate the art from the artist?
masterbarf
06/10/20 11:48:09 PM
#17
No. Why should I? Why would anybody want to? Meaning and beauty can come from the darkest of sources. Ignoring that reality is ignoring the reality of the human condition, and art. I for one prefer not to live under a security blanket.
TopicSonicfox is best fighting game player. Lol
masterbarf
06/10/20 6:14:44 PM
#51
I enjoy SMUG's videos and watched that one. Even SMUG said if Fox really tried to learn SFV, he'd be good.
mach25687 posted...
It in EVO this year and it is more of a fighting game than SMASH.
Not really helping their cause.
TopicCan white people wear dreads?
masterbarf
06/10/20 4:46:39 PM
#20
My authentically bohemian, artist cousin had dreads. They couldn't have looked more appropriate on her.
TopicSonicfox is best fighting game player. Lol
masterbarf
06/10/20 4:39:27 PM
#41
Referring to NRS games as fighting games is quite the euphemism. Also no VF rep, so he can't be the best.
TopicWhat's your top five N64 games?
masterbarf
06/08/20 10:52:08 PM
#35
Super Mario 64
Starfox 64
Turok
Extreme-G
1080 Snowboarding
GoldenEye 007
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
TopicITT: I rate and (short) review your album recommendation
masterbarf
06/03/20 4:01:29 PM
#37
Bernard Parmegiani - De Natura Sonorum
TopicAmericans: Do you believe America is the greatest country?
masterbarf
05/31/20 9:34:13 AM
#28
America is shaped way too much by primitive points of view, despite its own history repeatedly proving those beliefs to be dangerous. Racism, xenophobia, Islamophobia, sexism, sexual repression, lack of respect for separation of religion and state, every man for himself mentality, an out of control wealth distribution, lack of healthcare and education, no respect for science, data, and the difference between valid and invalid sources of information, lack of respect for dealing with climate change, politicians who cater to the desires of a handful of wealthy people, voters who are brainwashed by the mouth pieces of those wealthy few. If America is the best country in the world, then humanity is doomed.

Our constitution is fucking brilliant though. Without checks and balances and limits on power, we could easily become a dystopia.
TopicCould i just live off tuna?
masterbarf
05/31/20 8:47:31 AM
#5
I'm sure there are countless things you can do.
TopicFound stray kitten...
masterbarf
05/28/20 4:56:00 AM
#428
TC's camera must be the source of that "name one object in this photo" picture.
TopicLook at this sweet boy
masterbarf
05/26/20 8:38:46 PM
#11
1200?
TopicThe last game you played and show you watched turns into a sitcom.
masterbarf
05/22/20 5:53:00 AM
#15
Hotline Miami plus What We Do in the Shadows could be cool.
TopicPresident Donald Trump is too embarrassed to be seen wearing a mask in public.
masterbarf
05/22/20 5:50:01 AM
#5
100,000 citizens of the country he is the leader of have died, and his first excuse for not wearing a mask is not wanting to give the press the pleasure of seeing him in a mask? People's lives will be saved, would have been saved if more citizens wear, wore masks. He should jump at the opportunity to lead by example. His excuse proves again that his decision making process has never stopped being an impeachable attribute. He has never been fit for office. He's insane.
Topicwhat kinda drunk are you?
masterbarf
05/22/20 2:04:33 AM
#7
Stalolin posted...
The kind who loves everybody

TopicWhich school group do you belong to?
masterbarf
05/22/20 1:35:54 AM
#24
coh posted...
Sounds like an oxymoron
I smoked before school and at lunch everyday. I also qualified for math classes that never ended up becoming part of the school's curriculum because not enough students qualified for them. I also received scholarships based solely on standardized test scores. I just rarely studied, skipped lots of assignments, and cut as much as possible.

AntiNoob posted...
In the CEman losers section
How I voted anyways.
TopicWhich school group do you belong to?
masterbarf
05/22/20 1:07:11 AM
#8
I went between a handful of different groups but never felt much of a connection with any of them. I had a few close friends that went to other schools who I hung out with on the weekends. I got shitty grades, but high test scores.
TopicWhat's so wrong in requiring an ID to vote?
masterbarf
05/22/20 1:01:01 AM
#5
Some people don't have ID. And literally nobody has ever gone to the polls and been told that somebody else already voted under their name.
TopicI am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
masterbarf
05/21/20 11:40:03 PM
#43
GrandConjuraton posted...
A person of little consequence who still craves attention anyway.
Revealing. Is being a person of consequence important to you? Do you feel like you aren't as worthy of attention as you would be if you were? Do you have any plans and goals that would fulfill you in that regard?
TopicOn a scale of 1 to 10... rate "humanity"
masterbarf
05/21/20 11:00:31 PM
#5
Five. An accurate representation of a universe that has no concept of good and bad, moral and immoral.
TopicWhich shoe would you get between these 2?
masterbarf
05/21/20 10:47:17 PM
#18
SF_Okami posted...
You will only find arches on running shoes. Casual shoes are meant to be flat.
Basically this. Think about it; have you ever been walking around your home while barefoot and thought to yourself, "gee, I wish there was a one inch thick piece of memory foam under my foot"?
TopicI am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
masterbarf
05/21/20 10:41:54 PM
#40
Who is morningrose aka zeroflamecutter?
TopicWhich shoe would you get between these 2?
masterbarf
05/21/20 10:07:39 PM
#13
Shits are gimmicky as fuck.
TopicI'll be 30 years old in just over a month 0_0
masterbarf
05/20/20 11:55:08 AM
#10
Too bad. You're just ten years away from being just one decade away from 50, which comes right before 60, at which point you can reasonably expect to die of natural causes at any moment.
TopicFound stray kitten...
masterbarf
05/19/20 11:14:31 PM
#386
Tsuyoi3 posted...
once he stood on 2 legs when he saw me, like "Daddy!" Then promptly fell backwards, lol.
Cute.

TopicDonald Trump vs. Ronald Reagan
masterbarf
05/19/20 4:49:42 AM
#14
Southernfatman posted...
Reagan is at fault for a lot of wrong in this country.
True. But what do you anticipate would happen if they could serve in each other's place and time?

Not sure how I would answer that question, I ended up voting for Reagan over Trump, because I can't even begin to stomach the thought of Trump's name being in history books.
TopicJust got my stimulus check. Which one of these two shoes should I get?
masterbarf
05/19/20 2:15:12 AM
#15
I think these are what you're looking for.
https://i.imgur.com/txifNNg.jpg
TopicFound stray kitten...
masterbarf
05/19/20 1:56:38 AM
#374
Does Jester flop yet? Everything cats do is adorable, but nothing is more adorable than when they decide they want to lie on their side, but don't want to take their time getting there.

Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_X4OH70Bg

Cutest thing ever.
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