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hell yeah, brown sugar is best sugar

anyone i don't like

Duncanwii posted...

That year that actually did have a World War and major pandemic was probably worse.

this is some top-tier historically accurate snark lol

I'm personally worried about my mom, she's in her late 50s but has both celiac and type 2 diabetes, among other things. Her immune system isn't really up to snuff.

Oh, you a corn-fed fool with some muscle mass?

It's time for BULLHORN to get up in DAT ASS

DY-NO-MITE

DY-NO-MITE

caps

Just kidding, Black Dynamite don't need no AMA

Post some motherfuckin' quotes

think about what you're suggesting

it's okay to be terminated for becoming sick, then having to find a new job (presumably while still sick) to sustain any sort of income, which is required to sustain any sort of living situation, buy food, etc

think about that

Literally advocation of wage slavery in this thread

MeIon Bread posted...

Fringe city?

no no no

you're supposed to ask how many comedian sluts he slept with

yeah it's pretty sweet

Luckily all our freight is delivered and handled/unpacked in our loading dock, so we never need to bring the forklift or even the pallet jack inside (not like they'd fit in our stockroom anyway). The only forklift we have is an LPG one anyway so fuck driving that thing in cramped enclosed spaces lol

The worst things I have to manhandle are really heavy automotive parts in boxes like transfer cases or turbochargers. Maybe I'll lift a small transmission out of the back of a truck from time to time, but that's with one or two other people helping - the bigger ones I grab the forklift. I don't get paid enough to fuck up my back

I'll maybe toss around an empty skid or two, but if it's a full-blown pallet that we recycle I'm getting the forklift

NL posted...

This topic has Xsquader energies.

BDD
Big Dustin Energy

Arbeit macht frei

https://www.princewilliamtimes.com/news/updated-virginia-s-th-th-cases-of-coronavirus-are-residents/article_3b1aa20a-6232-11ea-9337-bfd9e21e13d0.html

The Loudoun County resident is in their 40s and is believed to have come in contact with a person with COVID-19 while attending Christ Church in Georgetown, in Washington, D.C., according to a statement released by Loudoun County.

The Rev. Timothy Cole, the rector of Christ Church, was the first confirmed case of COVID-19 in Washington, D.C. The church organist and at least one other parishioner have since tested positive. The cleric was at MedStar Georgetown University hospital in stable condition, the Washington Post reported Monday.

The Loudoun resident was brought to the attention of the Loudoun County Health Department early Tuesday morning following testing for the novel coronavirus by the Division of Consolidated Laboratory Services in Richmond, the statement said.

We know the risk of coronavirus diseaseor COVID-19increases among close contacts of infected persons, said Loudoun County Health Department Director Dr. David Goodfriend in a statement. In this case, based on the results of our contact investigation to date, the risk to the general Loudoun community remains low.

We anticipated that a case of COVID-19 would be diagnosed in our community at some point, Loudoun County Board of Supervisors Chair Phyllis J. Randall said in the statement. It is important that we all follow the prevention guidance issued by the CDC to help limit the spread of the coronavirus.

welp

Shield Toad = Turtle/Tortoise? Don't you silly Krauts know the difference between an amphibian and a reptile?

of all the people to bail out

ChrisTaka posted...

Tomato soup is nasty tho

this guy

Blue_Target posted...

7 ex boyfriends

Yeah, but he's a lawful good one

not if he has the high ground

My body is ready to be begged for pre-orders and buying protection plans

I'd ask for Q powers

it's never been called the Wuhan virus though, it's always been either the "novel Coronavirus" before it got an official strain name, and now it's COVID-19

people that call it the "Wuhan virus" are the same ones that get twitchy or disgusted when an Asian person sniffles or coughs

It was a surprisingly enjoyable movie. Definitely had Indiana Jones vibes and wasn't super cutesy

DuranOfForcena posted...

Drugwars? Pimp Quest? i never knew there were games like that for the TI-83. all i ever played on it were games like.... Snake or whatever. Atari-level games.

Yeah, they were silly text-based RPGs that were about as mature as you'd expect

Phoenix was the real star of the show, it was a top down space shooter that had the best grayscale effects the calculator could offer

https://youtu.be/LTRujnUvgHU

I can't count how many hours I wasted away playing games like Phoenix or Drugwars/Pimp Quest. I even dabbled in Z80 assembly a bit and made my own programs

No wonder teachers didn't like us to have calculators

She's all strung out on drugs

https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2020/03/first-positive-test-for-coronavirus-confirmed-in-virginia/

A U.S. Marine at Fort Belvoir, Virginia, has tested positive for COVID-19, becoming the states first case of coronavirus, the Department of Defense announced in a tweet late Saturday March 7.

The marine had recently been overseas on official business; both Governor Ralph Northam and the White House have been briefed.

The Virginia Department of Health said in a press release that evidence has not been seen of COVID-19 spreading in Virginia, and said the risk is low.

yeah, not spreading YET. give it two weeks to let it incubate and start showing symptoms in everyone that's been in contact with that guy

If you're looking for an evil Communist dictator with a high body count, Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge would be my choice. Cambodia is a smaller country so doesn't have the sheer population of someplace like China or the former USSR, but he made up for it by declaring anything other than hard agricultural labor as punishable by death. He'd have you and your whole family killed if you wore glasses, because they signify that you're an "intellectual". His goons also got off on swinging and bludgeoning infants to death against tree trunks or with mallets.

https://i.imgur.com/XByZjLh.jpg

Yaaaaaay

tremain07 posted...

Hurt the numbers, what the fuck does that mean?

make Trump look unfavorable when he has to acknowledge that COVID-19 is a thing

DarkRoast posted...

Just once I'd like to drive a Shelby GT500

It's like almost 800 horsepower for heaven's sake

I drove the previous gen GT500 at my job a couple years back, it's stupid powerful. I also stalled it backing out of a parking spot

I've also driven the new GT350, that'd be my preferred beast

With

Solid Snake07 posted...

I can literally drag 99% of people who are on favor of socialism out into intellectual deep waters and drown them, and I'm far from the most qualified to argue the subject

t. Ben Shapiro

deal, I'll just hire someone to scratch them for me

this is me after shitposting on CE

https://i.imgur.com/sEZrCsl.jpg

KingArthur3D posted...

https://youtu.be/XOMT3bRJXOo

every single person in that video is rolling their face off

darkprince45 posted...

treewojima posted...

is it at least a 6 speed

Its a GT dude...

they make a GT with an auto

the only Mustangs that come solely with manuals are the Shelbys (except the new GT500 which is a dual clutch setup)

this is me after a bone sesh

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I've been looking for that picture for ages, thank you

is it at least a 6 speed

uh

what

Turtlemayor333 posted...

38% of Americans believe you should have to pay your company for every day you're out sick, not their fault you got the virus

this guy would appear to be one of them:

Questionmarktarius posted...

Whatever PTO the employee has already accrued.

you could probably involve the FMLA and have your job protected, but you shouldn't have to if you're that ill

Who cares what she was wearing once you've pulled them off with your teeth