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TopicMIT develops blackest black
Sarcastic
05/23/20 3:12:10 PM
#1
TopicI need NPC names for a D&D campaign.
Sarcastic
05/23/20 3:06:40 PM
#58
EvilMegas posted...
Boo, no gimmicks here in my house.
I piss on your house.

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TopicSo silver is really just shiny gray
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:21:24 PM
#4
Shiny tan is worse. Both the color, and when someone applies it to their body

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TopicGamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:20:01 PM
#51
LinkPizza posted...
I have a friend in Flagstaff...
You have an internet friend in Flagstaff?

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TopicI need NPC names for a D&D campaign.
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:19:05 PM
#55
I'm hear that people who don't like Trump are NPCs. I guess just go to reddit, pick any subreddit, say you don't like Trump and take their names.

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TopicGamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:16:14 PM
#48
Jen0125 posted...
No, but my car does have a recall notice that I need to get fixed because apparently the part that latches the door can warp in high heat environments causing it to not latch properly and fly open. I haven't had the issue but I can get the part replaced.
Lucky. I was there for almost a year, had to get tires replaced twice, coolant hoses replaced twice, and the thermostat replaced. You don't want to be in Phoenix without working AC

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TopicGoogle bans QAnon apps from PlayStore for 'harmful content'
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:13:24 PM
#94
Phantom_Nook posted...
Google removing an app from their store that does nothing but spread lies isn't censorship.
I found MSNBC and Fox news on there. At least they can be consistent

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TopicGamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:11:10 PM
#46
Jen0125 posted...
Yeah! I've been here for about 7 years I think.
Ever have car problems?

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TopicGamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:07:32 PM
#44
HornedLion posted...
No because Coronavirus. Dont buy anything used. And never take furniture off the side of the road. Thats a way to get bed bugs.
This. Everyone knows viruses, like bacteria, can survive on surfaces for days and do not need biological material. This is textbook virology. If you do get the coronavirus just take some antibiotics.

Also, TC you live in AZ? I was living in Mesa up until about November.

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Topicwhat do you think of parents who bring their kids to go shopping these days?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:00:42 PM
#13
Cruddy_horse posted...
Yeah potentially spreading a deadly worldwide virus doesn't effect me or anybody else lmao.
This. We have never faced a pandemic before so we really should take every precaution. I'm surprised they even let people exhibiting symptoms live.

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TopicHulu has Jackass 3 under the documentaries category
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:57:12 PM
#14
Jen0125 posted...
It's not really non-fiction though. It's a comedy prank movie. It's not a documentary.
What are you talking about? Who didn't learn most of what they know from the Jackass trilogy? Not to mention the supplemental materials. I'm only surprised it's not under educational.
TopicI found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:54:16 PM
#40
Sarcasthma posted...
When did I say I was worried about getting warned?

Sarcastic posted...
Since I'm your alt apparently

TopicElon Musk has become a red pill icon
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:52:57 PM
#86
Sarcasthma posted...
Source?
nytimes.com/2020/05/19/technology/elon-musk-tesla-red-pill.html

Seems more like 'get rid of Elon' then 'sell your tesla' but I skimmed it.
TopicWhy y'all lyin' tho?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 1:48:17 AM
#17
WhiskeyDisk posted...
It has closed for business. I thought that was clear.

More elaborate answer, Tapatalk swallowed up Zetaboards, the place was dead anyway, a few users in sensitive positions have had edgy SBA shit pop up in Tapatalk feeds they'd rather it not, and for some reason Knives won't talk to me at all but SBA has been scuttled for all intents and purposes. @Sarcastic
Well damn. I could always learn who had died recently in a certain annual topic. Tapatalk sucks though, so really can't say I'm surprised having learned they took over.
TopicWhy y'all lyin' tho?
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:26:44 AM
#15
WhiskeyDisk posted...
I'm still waiting on an anbernic rg350 emulation handheld that has been in Shenzhen EMS shipping limbo for over 2 months...
Woah woah woah, regarding your signature, what happened to SBA?
TopicI found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:24:29 AM
#36
Since I'm your alt apparently
TopicI found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one
Sarcastic
05/23/20 12:23:48 AM
#35
Sarcasthma posted...
Why are you worried about getting warned when you have all those alts?
Speak to yourself
TopicWhy y'all lyin' tho?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 7:45:23 PM
#2
Mr Penguin 007 posted...
Ain't nobody playin' older games.
This. I'm not even sure why people bother making emulators.
TopicBiden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump
Sarcastic
05/22/20 6:59:14 PM
#65
b_hamnite posted...
Well, if one can win with "grab em by the pu**y", why not with something just as stupid. Don't know if anyone has noticed, but the vast majority of our voters aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.
Indeed. That was practically Trump's motto behind all the MAGA shit. I recall he often said it on talk shows, during debates, and on the campaign trail.
TopicBiden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:57:32 PM
#51
RCtheWSBC posted...
I hope your bit survives through the fall, good user
edit to clarify that wasn't sarcasm from my end lol
Why, thank you. That all depends on whether or not I get bored with it, much less so than if others do.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:55:37 PM
#23
SunWuKung420 posted...
You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism.
Your intelligence is only surpassed by your gorgeous and handsome face.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:47:09 PM
#21
Firewerx posted...
I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it.

Or, er, am I taking this too seriously?
Dude they've found millions of bones.

SunWuKung420 posted...
Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves.
Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:37:34 PM
#18
Firewerx posted...
How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches?
Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations!

SunWuKung420 posted...
My face when a gimmick account outs itself...
Uh huh. Not much of a coming out.
TopicBiden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:17:38 PM
#34
RCtheWSBC posted...
Big old yikes. Our candidates are so out of touch, y'all.
No they're not! American politicians have always been the most down to earth, in touch individuals. Especially over the last 100 years.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:14:00 PM
#15
SunWuKung420 posted...
I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue.

Also, attacking a typo is definitely a sign of "internet mad".
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're having an off day. Say my name out loud and reread the topic.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:11:31 PM
#13
SunWuKung420 posted...
Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone.

Oh shit, I thought it was a human bone the whole time! I even stated as such in the topic! This changes everything.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:10:01 PM
#12
SunWuKung420 posted...
Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history.

"However, the bone is clearly broken at one end, so the 29 notches may or may not be the total number. In the cases of other notched bones since found globally, there has been no consistent notch tally, many being in the 110 range."

Your whole premise is conjecture and highly theoretical. It could be a prisoner counting days.

Moving on.
*calendar. If you can't even spell the name right now are you supposed to think ideologica...I mean, critically about it?
TopicI want to support Biden but dang he just says some stupid stuff.
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:03:03 PM
#12
madadude posted...
Same. He's a clear step-up from Trump, but nothing Biden has said or done during this entire campaign has made me want to vote for him. I even voted for Clinton in 2016, but I really think I'm just gonna go 3rd party or not vote this year. I can't even make myself vote for Biden
Just do what I do and write yourself in.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 4:02:10 PM
#10
SunWuKung420 posted...
Lol reddit. Great source.
It's not my fault you never learned about the Lebombo bone in school. Typical American school system.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 3:48:21 PM
#8
SunWuKung420 posted...
I would love to see your link about a calendar bone.
https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/ [delete this space because gamefaqs] 3pauys/does_anyone_know_anything_about_a_womans/

As always reddit has all the answers. Just don't read the comments which are full of misogynistic revisionists.
Topicfuck my life
Sarcastic
05/22/20 3:38:25 PM
#29
Kraust posted...
I don't know why you hate me, ok?
I've been here five minutes but I think I know why
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 3:37:20 PM
#5
FatalAccident posted...
10/10 would read again
Why thank you

ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Knowledge is power

SunWuKung420 posted...
Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle.
I explicitly said not the lunar cycle. See me after class.
TopicDid you know a woman invented the first calendar?
Sarcastic
05/22/20 3:07:42 PM
#1
It's true. The earliest suspected time tracker is a bone with 28 notches on it. And who needs to keep track of something every 28 days? That's right, women. Men have no need to track something for 28 days.

As we all know, periods always occur every 28 days without fail, barring pregnancy. There's nothing else that occurs every 28 days like clockwork. Certainly not the lunar cycle. Therefore women invented calendars. Suck it, misogynists.
Topicfuck my life
Sarcastic
05/22/20 2:54:02 PM
#17
SunWuKung420 posted...
The mods tend to frown on discussing moderations.
Can you blame them? Secrecy in punishment is paramount to maintaining order. Look at 1984, the people punished by the government never talked about the punishment they received and the government won in the end. This is why gamefaqs has the reputation of having the best mods ever.
TopicBiden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump
Sarcastic
05/22/20 2:51:20 PM
#25
Yellow posted...
No

But he can't lecture black people on not voting for him. Not only is that arrogant and entitled, it's also wrong.
Listen, if you can't decide who someone should vote for based on immutable traits, we'll never get this country back on track. Are you not white? Do you like have sex with people who are the same sex as you? Do you identify as the sex opposite of what you were born? Are you of a religious ethnic group that isn't Christian? Are you a woman? If you said yes to any of these things, that should be the most important, life-defining aspect of your life and you need to vote a certain way.

Also, "opposite" sex? As in there's only two? This language is problematic and the word opposite should be considered a transphobic dogwhistle and a slur.
TopicDamn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15
Sarcastic
05/22/20 2:42:22 PM
#68
DirtBasedSoap posted...
lol
I've had it happen to me. Apparently, THC binding to the endocannibinoid system in the brain can fire up parts associated with psychosis or schizophrenia, particularly in people with a genetic predisposition for it.
TopicDamn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15
Sarcastic
05/22/20 1:45:25 PM
#66
OniRonin posted...
What is obamagate
It's the giant golden gate behind which is Obama's lair. He uses it to keep plebeians away from him while he sends drones out to kill random people. Everyone knows.
TopicBiden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump
Sarcastic
05/22/20 1:43:30 PM
#11
Judgmenl posted...
Nothing wrong here.
Exactly. Biden is absolutely right. If you don't vote for him but you have a dark complexion, your skin will lose melanin. It's science.
TopicDamn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15
Sarcastic
05/22/20 12:47:42 AM
#60
Yellow posted...
Would there even be any shooters if not for incels?

There were shooters before incels, but are there more now?
No and yes, in that order. If you notice anything contradictory in those answers...you're imagining it
TopicI finished playing Kingdom Hearts III to nearly one-hundred percent completion.
Sarcastic
05/22/20 12:46:20 AM
#6
EclairReturns posted...
I do not feel like paying in order to enter the figurative games that awards the figurative gold medal, at the former's current admission fee.
That's silver talk
TopicI finished playing Kingdom Hearts III to nearly one-hundred percent completion.
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:25:28 PM
#3
So close to gold, and walking away with silver, eh TC?
TopicTook me 20 minutes to buy a gun
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:24:13 PM
#114
TopicTook me 20 minutes to buy a gun
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:08:32 PM
#112
Lobomoon posted...
They also good for cracking walnuts.
Why would you shoot a walnut to crack it. Seems messy and wasteful.
TopicTook me 20 minutes to buy a gun
Sarcastic
05/21/20 8:05:57 PM
#110
Blightzkrieg posted...
That's not true, some gun owners are posers or bad shots.
I have been assured that the only reason guns exist is to kill people.
TopicWow what a shitty dad.
Sarcastic
05/21/20 8:04:37 PM
#67
I, too, like to argue over reddit stories where one side is told and, despite the tendency of people to color stories with their own perception and to make themselves look less bad, make snap judgements even when the narrator comes off as a jackass.
TopicDamn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15
Sarcastic
05/21/20 7:51:29 PM
#27
FrozenBananas posted...
youre in a topic about a mentally ill man who took a military assault rifle and shot up a shopping mall.

yes, its bad.
This. Everyone knows that every military in existence currently uses AR15s. It's not even up for debate or research.

And who buys from a gun store that doesn't even Google your name? I used to work in a bank back office and let me tell you, when having need to look up someone using their SSN it took hours. Until they automate that stuff it should take days.
TopicHave any of you ever been falsely accused of shoplifting?
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:32:58 AM
#41
Falsely? No.
TopicPoll of the Day
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:29:58 AM
#9
ParanoidObsessive posted...
About 12 years ago, we wrote a sophisticated AI that scans the Internet, collates ideas that are related to gaming, and then constructs a poll based on that data.

The polls have always been flawed, because we had to deliberately make the AI somewhat stupid. The first iteration of the AI we created was too intelligent, and it almost immediately began accessing military networks and took control of NORAD. We barely managed to shut it down before it could fire nuclear warheads at Europe.

So every time someone complains about a missing or inadequate option, they're basically arguing in favor of thermonuclear doom. Maybe next time you'll think twice and better appreciate the sacrifices we're making on your behalf.
I'm still convinced that the current AI is growing in intelligence and using our votes to sneakily surpass the old AI so we don't notice until it's too late. The only winning move is not to vote.
TopicTook me 20 minutes to buy a gun
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:27:39 AM
#108
So everyone posting their guns, including OP, how many people have you killed so far? I have it on good authority, certainly not bad faith, that guns only kill people.

TopicHey, Barack Obama, no one cares what you think. You are not a president anymore.
Sarcastic
05/21/20 10:24:41 AM
#54
hmnut7 posted...
TC you have it backward.

Everyone cares what Obama thinks, no one cares what you think.
I care immensely about what they BOTH think. I'm practically obsessed.
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