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Topic | MIT develops blackest black |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 3:12:10 PM #1 | |
Topic | I need NPC names for a D&D campaign. |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 3:06:40 PM #58 | EvilMegas posted... Boo, no gimmicks here in my house.I piss on your house. --- </s> |
Topic | So silver is really just shiny gray |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:21:24 PM #4 | Shiny tan is worse. Both the color, and when someone applies it to their body --- </s> |
Topic | Gamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:20:01 PM #51 | LinkPizza posted... I have a friend in Flagstaff...You have an internet friend in Flagstaff? --- </s> |
Topic | I need NPC names for a D&D campaign. |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:19:05 PM #55 | I'm hear that people who don't like Trump are NPCs. I guess just go to reddit, pick any subreddit, say you don't like Trump and take their names. --- </s> |
Topic | Gamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:16:14 PM #48 | Jen0125 posted... No, but my car does have a recall notice that I need to get fixed because apparently the part that latches the door can warp in high heat environments causing it to not latch properly and fly open. I haven't had the issue but I can get the part replaced.Lucky. I was there for almost a year, had to get tires replaced twice, coolant hoses replaced twice, and the thermostat replaced. You don't want to be in Phoenix without working AC --- </s> |
Topic | Google bans QAnon apps from PlayStore for 'harmful content' |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:13:24 PM #94 | Phantom_Nook posted... Google removing an app from their store that does nothing but spread lies isn't censorship.I found MSNBC and Fox news on there. At least they can be consistent --- </s> |
Topic | Gamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:11:10 PM #46 | Jen0125 posted... Yeah! I've been here for about 7 years I think.Ever have car problems? --- </s> |
Topic | Gamestop having a buy 2, get 1 free preowned sale. Should I buy these? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:07:32 PM #44 | HornedLion posted... No because Coronavirus. Dont buy anything used. And never take furniture off the side of the road. Thats a way to get bed bugs.This. Everyone knows viruses, like bacteria, can survive on surfaces for days and do not need biological material. This is textbook virology. If you do get the coronavirus just take some antibiotics. Also, TC you live in AZ? I was living in Mesa up until about November. --- </s> |
Topic | what do you think of parents who bring their kids to go shopping these days? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:00:42 PM #13 | Cruddy_horse posted... Yeah potentially spreading a deadly worldwide virus doesn't effect me or anybody else lmao.This. We have never faced a pandemic before so we really should take every precaution. I'm surprised they even let people exhibiting symptoms live. --- </s> |
Topic | Hulu has Jackass 3 under the documentaries category |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:57:12 PM #14 | Jen0125 posted... It's not really non-fiction though. It's a comedy prank movie. It's not a documentary.What are you talking about? Who didn't learn most of what they know from the Jackass trilogy? Not to mention the supplemental materials. I'm only surprised it's not under educational. |
Topic | I found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:54:16 PM #40 | Sarcasthma posted... When did I say I was worried about getting warned? Sarcastic posted... Since I'm your alt apparently |
Topic | Elon Musk has become a red pill icon |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:52:57 PM #86 | Sarcasthma posted... Source?nytimes.com/2020/05/19/technology/elon-musk-tesla-red-pill.html Seems more like 'get rid of Elon' then 'sell your tesla' but I skimmed it. |
Topic | Why y'all lyin' tho? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 1:48:17 AM #17 | WhiskeyDisk posted... It has closed for business. I thought that was clear.Well damn. I could always learn who had died recently in a certain annual topic. Tapatalk sucks though, so really can't say I'm surprised having learned they took over. |
Topic | Why y'all lyin' tho? |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:26:44 AM #15 | WhiskeyDisk posted... I'm still waiting on an anbernic rg350 emulation handheld that has been in Shenzhen EMS shipping limbo for over 2 months...Woah woah woah, regarding your signature, what happened to SBA? |
Topic | I found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:24:29 AM #36 | Since I'm your alt apparently |
Topic | I found a commercial worse than the incesty Folgers one |
Sarcastic 05/23/20 12:23:48 AM #35 | Sarcasthma posted... Why are you worried about getting warned when you have all those alts?Speak to yourself |
Topic | Why y'all lyin' tho? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 7:45:23 PM #2 | Mr Penguin 007 posted... Ain't nobody playin' older games.This. I'm not even sure why people bother making emulators. |
Topic | Biden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 6:59:14 PM #65 | b_hamnite posted... Well, if one can win with "grab em by the pu**y", why not with something just as stupid. Don't know if anyone has noticed, but the vast majority of our voters aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.Indeed. That was practically Trump's motto behind all the MAGA shit. I recall he often said it on talk shows, during debates, and on the campaign trail. |
Topic | Biden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:57:32 PM #51 | RCtheWSBC posted... I hope your bit survives through the fall, good userWhy, thank you. That all depends on whether or not I get bored with it, much less so than if others do. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:55:37 PM #23 | SunWuKung420 posted... You sarcastically stating that women deserve credit isn't so much a joke but much more simply sexism.Your intelligence is only surpassed by your gorgeous and handsome face. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:47:09 PM #21 | Firewerx posted... I'd have more confidence in that interpretation if they'd found at least a second bone to corroborate it.Dude they've found millions of bones. SunWuKung420 posted... Nowhere near as seriously as someone who makes gimmick accounts to entertain themselves.Yes, making jokes on a message board is taking things much more seriously than taking the message board seriously. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:37:34 PM #18 | Firewerx posted... How would that even work as a tracker of the number of days passed? It would work for the first 28 days, sure. But after that, what do you use to mark the number of subsequent days, if you're not making any more notches?Another bone obviously. Just like how current calendars have month separations! SunWuKung420 posted... My face when a gimmick account outs itself...Uh huh. Not much of a coming out. |
Topic | Biden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:17:38 PM #34 | RCtheWSBC posted... Big old yikes. Our candidates are so out of touch, y'all.No they're not! American politicians have always been the most down to earth, in touch individuals. Especially over the last 100 years. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:14:00 PM #15 | SunWuKung420 posted... I have no idea why my autofill misspells calendar constantly. I don't save typos to the user dictionary. Definitely a coding issue.I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're having an off day. Say my name out loud and reread the topic. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:11:31 PM #13 | SunWuKung420 posted... Edit: It's a gorilla bone. Not even a human bone. Oh shit, I thought it was a human bone the whole time! I even stated as such in the topic! This changes everything. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:10:01 PM #12 | SunWuKung420 posted... Ah, yes. No wonder there's no mention of it in calender history.*calendar. If you can't even spell the name right now are you supposed to think ideologica...I mean, critically about it? |
Topic | I want to support Biden but dang he just says some stupid stuff. |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:03:03 PM #12 | madadude posted... Same. He's a clear step-up from Trump, but nothing Biden has said or done during this entire campaign has made me want to vote for him. I even voted for Clinton in 2016, but I really think I'm just gonna go 3rd party or not vote this year. I can't even make myself vote for BidenJust do what I do and write yourself in. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 4:02:10 PM #10 | SunWuKung420 posted... Lol reddit. Great source.It's not my fault you never learned about the Lebombo bone in school. Typical American school system. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:48:21 PM #8 | SunWuKung420 posted... I would love to see your link about a calendar bone.https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/ [delete this space because gamefaqs] 3pauys/does_anyone_know_anything_about_a_womans/ As always reddit has all the answers. Just don't read the comments which are full of misogynistic revisionists. |
Topic | fuck my life |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:38:25 PM #29 | Kraust posted... I don't know why you hate me, ok?I've been here five minutes but I think I know why |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:37:20 PM #5 | FatalAccident posted... 10/10 would read againWhy thank you ChronxDaHemphog posted... Knowledge is power SunWuKung420 posted... Or anybody tracking the lunar cycle.I explicitly said not the lunar cycle. See me after class. |
Topic | Did you know a woman invented the first calendar? |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 3:07:42 PM #1 | It's true. The earliest suspected time tracker is a bone with 28 notches on it. And who needs to keep track of something every 28 days? That's right, women. Men have no need to track something for 28 days. As we all know, periods always occur every 28 days without fail, barring pregnancy. There's nothing else that occurs every 28 days like clockwork. Certainly not the lunar cycle. Therefore women invented calendars. Suck it, misogynists. |
Topic | fuck my life |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 2:54:02 PM #17 | SunWuKung420 posted... The mods tend to frown on discussing moderations.Can you blame them? Secrecy in punishment is paramount to maintaining order. Look at 1984, the people punished by the government never talked about the punishment they received and the government won in the end. This is why gamefaqs has the reputation of having the best mods ever. |
Topic | Biden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 2:51:20 PM #25 | Yellow posted... NoListen, if you can't decide who someone should vote for based on immutable traits, we'll never get this country back on track. Are you not white? Do you like have sex with people who are the same sex as you? Do you identify as the sex opposite of what you were born? Are you of a religious ethnic group that isn't Christian? Are you a woman? If you said yes to any of these things, that should be the most important, life-defining aspect of your life and you need to vote a certain way. Also, "opposite" sex? As in there's only two? This language is problematic and the word opposite should be considered a transphobic dogwhistle and a slur. |
Topic | Damn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15 |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 2:42:22 PM #68 | DirtBasedSoap posted... lolI've had it happen to me. Apparently, THC binding to the endocannibinoid system in the brain can fire up parts associated with psychosis or schizophrenia, particularly in people with a genetic predisposition for it. |
Topic | Damn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15 |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 1:45:25 PM #66 | OniRonin posted... What is obamagateIt's the giant golden gate behind which is Obama's lair. He uses it to keep plebeians away from him while he sends drones out to kill random people. Everyone knows. |
Topic | Biden says 'You ain't black' if you're torn on voting him over Trump |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 1:43:30 PM #11 | Judgmenl posted... Nothing wrong here.Exactly. Biden is absolutely right. If you don't vote for him but you have a dark complexion, your skin will lose melanin. It's science. |
Topic | Damn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15 |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 12:47:42 AM #60 | Yellow posted... Would there even be any shooters if not for incels?No and yes, in that order. If you notice anything contradictory in those answers...you're imagining it |
Topic | I finished playing Kingdom Hearts III to nearly one-hundred percent completion. |
Sarcastic 05/22/20 12:46:20 AM #6 | EclairReturns posted... I do not feel like paying in order to enter the figurative games that awards the figurative gold medal, at the former's current admission fee.That's silver talk |
Topic | I finished playing Kingdom Hearts III to nearly one-hundred percent completion. |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:25:28 PM #3 | So close to gold, and walking away with silver, eh TC? |
Topic | Took me 20 minutes to buy a gun |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:24:13 PM #114 | |
Topic | Took me 20 minutes to buy a gun |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:08:32 PM #112 | Lobomoon posted... They also good for cracking walnuts.Why would you shoot a walnut to crack it. Seems messy and wasteful. |
Topic | Took me 20 minutes to buy a gun |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 8:05:57 PM #110 | Blightzkrieg posted... That's not true, some gun owners are posers or bad shots.I have been assured that the only reason guns exist is to kill people. |
Topic | Wow what a shitty dad. |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 8:04:37 PM #67 | I, too, like to argue over reddit stories where one side is told and, despite the tendency of people to color stories with their own perception and to make themselves look less bad, make snap judgements even when the narrator comes off as a jackass. |
Topic | Damn, some guy shot up a shopping center here with an AR 15 |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 7:51:29 PM #27 | FrozenBananas posted... youre in a topic about a mentally ill man who took a military assault rifle and shot up a shopping mall.This. Everyone knows that every military in existence currently uses AR15s. It's not even up for debate or research. And who buys from a gun store that doesn't even Google your name? I used to work in a bank back office and let me tell you, when having need to look up someone using their SSN it took hours. Until they automate that stuff it should take days. |
Topic | Have any of you ever been falsely accused of shoplifting? |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:32:58 AM #41 | Falsely? No. |
Topic | Poll of the Day |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:29:58 AM #9 | ParanoidObsessive posted... About 12 years ago, we wrote a sophisticated AI that scans the Internet, collates ideas that are related to gaming, and then constructs a poll based on that data.I'm still convinced that the current AI is growing in intelligence and using our votes to sneakily surpass the old AI so we don't notice until it's too late. The only winning move is not to vote. |
Topic | Took me 20 minutes to buy a gun |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:27:39 AM #108 | So everyone posting their guns, including OP, how many people have you killed so far? I have it on good authority, certainly not bad faith, that guns only kill people. |
Topic | Hey, Barack Obama, no one cares what you think. You are not a president anymore. |
Sarcastic 05/21/20 10:24:41 AM #54 | hmnut7 posted... TC you have it backward.I care immensely about what they BOTH think. I'm practically obsessed. |
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