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TopicCarnival cruise bookings soar 600%
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 8:54:58 PM
#46
Smackems posted...
I can do that at home though
But guilt can get you there. When you're on a cruise, you're almost completely cut off from being able to do anything productive. You're forced to be unproductive and surrounded by people who also aren't doing anything.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCarnival cruise bookings soar 600%
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 6:13:33 PM
#40
E32005 posted...
Smackems posted...
That sounds like hell to me lol
Lol you guys have no appreciation for laying around not doing shit.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCarnival cruise bookings soar 600%
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 6:03:03 PM
#38
mustachedmystic posted...
That's the thing, going on a cruise sounds great, until you realize that you'll be trapped in a giant petri dish with thousands of the kind of people that think going on a cruse is a good idea.
Yeah of course it's a horrible idea now. Before covid was a thing, it wasn't so obviously idiotic. There were some bad cases on cruise ships, but they were fewer and farther between. Until there are reliable vaccines and treatments for covid though, cruise ships will just be big floating contamination chambers.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCarnival cruise bookings soar 600%
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 5:33:16 PM
#26
Cruises are rad though. You're trapped on a boat for a few days, so there's absolutely no pressure to do anything. You just walk around, eat and drink, smell the sea air, and ogle the other passengers.

That said, it'll be a long time before I'd feel comfortable booking a cruise even if I could afford it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPeople with type 2 diabetes, whats your blood type?
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 5:21:28 PM
#2
I have type 1, there's no option in the poll for that.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMe: *buys new clothes; places them on bed to put away*
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 2:13:31 PM
#12
That's a nice new outfit you have there. It would be a shame if someone were to shed all the fuck over it before you ever get the chance to wear it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMajora's Mask > BotW
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 2:04:52 PM
#21
Both great games. BotW is fun for exploring and playing around with the physics. MM has cool sidequests and resetting time to see causes and effects and relationships between characters is really neat.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI tried to sketch one of my favorite characters. Do you recognize him?
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 1:52:31 PM
#8
My first thought was Bear from Bear and the Big Blue House or whatever it was called with underwear on his head.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFill in the blank, Midnight _______
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 3:15:52 AM
#6
Crew

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy are there penises in a Ninendo game? ACNH
Hambo the Hog
05/13/20 10:43:56 AM
#12
FF_Redux posted...
Yeah I didnt care about anything else. Havent checked if I got the real one tho. Even if I did Im not donating it yet.
Come to think of it, I'm glad it wasn't a real one. I'd hate to have to choose whether to donate it or keep it for myself.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy are there penises in a Ninendo game? ACNH
Hambo the Hog
05/13/20 10:35:43 AM
#9
Redd was selling a fake one and I didn't even bother to check if anything else was real. The fake is holding a book, so I made a library in my house with the Literacy Nudist as a centerpiece.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCan you remember the first team you had in Pokemon Red/Blue?
Hambo the Hog
05/12/20 5:03:50 PM
#32
Charizard (Fire Spin, Flamethrower, Fire Blast, and Cut)
Dodrio (Fly, Tri Attack)
Chansey (Softboiled)
Lickitung (Surf, Strength)

Don't remember the rest of the mons and moves, but that Charizard is lol enough.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicElon Musk says 'ready for arrest', reopens plant against order
Hambo the Hog
05/12/20 4:11:42 AM
#5
"I'm have enough money to be immune to the law, but I'm going to force my employees, who are not, to break the law with me because I want MORE money."

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicquestion about Animal Crossing since the New Horizon board is on lock down
Hambo the Hog
05/11/20 1:52:04 AM
#7
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Why is the board on lock down?
This. It looked fine a second ago.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI swipe left on all mothers
Hambo the Hog
05/10/20 3:16:42 PM
#6
Happy Mother's Day.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAsk me anything about bears.
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:36:51 PM
#7
Are there good bears or do they always ghost you after a couple dates?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicChoose your beef: Chris Hemsworth vs. Henry Cavill
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:26:18 PM
#28
FortuneCookie posted...
But I'm straight...ish.
I like Thor's girly hair better. :v
Ugh. You breeders with your whole long hair fetish.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicJust lost a Shiny Ralts to teleport in Alpha Sapphire
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:19:03 PM
#32
OwlRammer posted...
ralts = waltz + rat
It's a rat?!

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicNoticed that solo grocery shoppers wear masks, couples and families don't.
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:03:59 PM
#16
VipaGTS posted...
Its not rocket surgery.
I'm gonna start using that one lol

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicJust lost a Shiny Ralts to teleport in Alpha Sapphire
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:01:08 PM
#26
Damn_Underscore posted...
ralts is the most annoying pokemon name
Honestly what do any of the ralts family's names mean?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicChoose your beef: Chris Hemsworth vs. Henry Cavill
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 5:59:52 PM
#23
FortuneCookie posted...
long haired Chris < Henry < short haired Chris
ftfy

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicChoose your beef: Chris Hemsworth vs. Henry Cavill
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 5:53:36 PM
#20
Hemsworth. Henry Cavill doesn't do it for me and I've never understood why.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicwhat's interesting about the wizards in 'Harry Potter'
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 5:29:55 PM
#15
Laserion posted...
Are they always equipped with a "normal damage protection" spell active? I mean, what if someone just shoots them with a normal gun?
Iirc, Rowling once said Voldy coulda just been shot dead and that would be the end of it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI found a pokemom figure dispenser in a gas station bathroom
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 5:26:25 PM
#4
I thought you actually meant pokemom, like there was a machine dispensing some weird unofficial gajinka figurines or something.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs heterophobia a real thing?
Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 12:25:40 PM
#4
Let's make it a thing.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSexy guy touching himself :O
Hambo the Hog
05/07/20 3:51:16 PM
#5
Moar plz?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topici can't wait until we all have kids and then had down our accounts to them
Hambo the Hog
05/06/20 5:09:25 PM
#4
Little Johnny, today is the day you truly become a man, as I bequeath onto thee...my gamefaqs.gamespot.com account.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs it ever explained in FFX how they breathe underwater?
Hambo the Hog
05/06/20 3:16:10 AM
#6
The sequel has a scene where she talks about practicing holding her breath to play blitzball, so basically they're just really good at it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicyou can only eat either cow, pig, or chicken meat for the rest of your life:
Hambo the Hog
05/06/20 3:13:53 AM
#16
MabusIncarnate posted...
Did you get your taste buds in a Cracker Jack box?

Where do you buy your opinions? K-Mart?

That's all I got. You can like what you like, friend. It's weird that you have Hog in your name and you prefer turkey.

Hambo the Turkey

Yeah that doesn't work.
I got my opinions by actually smelling and tasting meat. I'm sorry you've never had decent ground turkey burgers or tacos.

Hambo was a pig villager in the Gamecube Animal Crossing. The "the Hog" is a play on Sonic the Hedgehog and its naming conventions. Honestly I would have guessed you'd focus in more on the Hambo part of it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicyou can only eat either cow, pig, or chicken meat for the rest of your life:
Hambo the Hog
05/06/20 2:30:59 AM
#11
MabusIncarnate posted...
Worst opinion i've seen on CE today
Fuck me if I ever eat "turkey bacon" whatever that trash is.
Oh, you. Turkey is great, pork is nauseating, and steak is overrated as fuck.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicyou can only eat either cow, pig, or chicken meat for the rest of your life:
Hambo the Hog
05/06/20 2:23:47 AM
#6
I already don't eat beef or pork, so chicken. But ground turkey is really where it's at.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you pat your pizza down before eating it?
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 2:21:39 PM
#5
Only with probable cause.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFamily Doll guard shot/killed after telling customer to put on face mask
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 11:02:03 AM
#83
If I can't kill people with the virus, I'll just use firearms instead.

Wtf is wrong with people?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDid you get your free barrels of oil and complimentary wad of cash?
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 10:50:38 AM
#2
I did manage to pay less than a dollar per gallon last week.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow good is a Link between worlds compared to ALttP
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 10:45:37 AM
#3
ALBW is much better because it isn't bullshit.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow much are you wiling to risk to take a selfie?
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 3:41:02 AM
#4
That's not a selfie.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDoes anyone else remember Dark Souls 1 release being harder?
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 3:27:25 AM
#2
Sounds like you got gud, scrub.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow is there not a badge for getting a 500 post topic
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 3:05:27 AM
#4
You'd have a million topics flooding up every popular board just full of every TC posting absolute bullshit until they reach 500 or get locked and modded for disruptive posting.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIn FF10, does Wakka use the same ball over ans over or does he carry
Hambo the Hog
05/05/20 3:02:05 AM
#9
It's certainly an impressive feat in the Evrae fight.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFavorite types of environment in video games?
Hambo the Hog
05/04/20 11:12:53 PM
#22
Beach > all aesthetically. But being way up in the sky can be pretty and city environments lend themselves well to fun gameplay.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThey really didn't give much thought to Animal Crossing online play, did they?
Hambo the Hog
05/04/20 1:15:56 PM
#6
They should add communal islands where you and all your best friends can visit and edit it freely. You can only access it if you're online, but any of you can make changes there regardless of whether the host or any guests are there or not.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf you dropped dead right now how satisfied would you ne with your lofe?
Hambo the Hog
05/03/20 11:05:33 PM
#3
Even less satisfied than I am with this topic title.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCamp Lazlo had a weird ending. (Spoilers)
Hambo the Hog
05/03/20 3:06:35 PM
#2
What did they do? You put the spoiler warning but forgot the spoilers.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDamn man, this picture really makes you appreciate what Jesus went through
Hambo the Hog
05/03/20 3:05:20 PM
#2
Dragon ball got dat dragon booty.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicEnglish has too many pointless letters
Hambo the Hog
05/02/20 4:01:50 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
Alekzander
Alegzander or Aleksander. Voice the entire cluster or none of it plz.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs it bad that I find fictional creatures cuter than real animals?
Hambo the Hog
05/02/20 11:49:48 AM
#6
Alteres posted...
Sonic is cute?
Just look at those big ol' eyes. I mean that big ol' eye.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs it bad that I find fictional creatures cuter than real animals?
Hambo the Hog
05/02/20 11:48:21 AM
#3
Well they're basically just animals designed to be cuter than the real things, so that response makes sense. And it doesn't make you a bad person or anything lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat's the worst part of of your favorite game
Hambo the Hog
05/01/20 10:53:00 PM
#20
Idk if it's my favorite, but the Jafar fight in KH2 sucks, along with all of Atlantica. Also the Wind Temple in Wind Waker.

BatmanWTtP posted...
Mario Galaxy - The red star is only available in the hub
That is weird. They could have done a lot with it and just...didn't.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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