Lurker > DD Divine

lurk posted...

Lol are you going to start praising Reagan soon?

never, fuck that guy.

never was a fan of McCain but I respected his military background and how he handled that woman that called Obama a Muslim. (Not like that even matters)


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

James brown?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Brazil, USA

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Love it dont question it. Sounds like dating Cal from titanic.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

DiamondAndSilk posted...

A grilled cheese on raisin bread w/ Boars Head American, some type of white cheese & some caramelized onions would kill honestly.

this!!!

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Ohhhhh I get it

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I forgot about that but yeah that sucked even wolverine kind of winched when he realized that she realized what was happening

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Im 40 and just watched Godfather 1 and 2 for the first time during quarantine. And Im 100% Sicilian

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

toyota posted...

metaphorically who would you say are the irl bugs in todays society?

America

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

A brain bug?!?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Clearly

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

__aCEr__ posted...

That's what determines penis size. Where the doctor decides to cut the cord.

its a very big conspiracy on whom gets the biggest Johnson. All depends how well your dad tipped the doctor before the birthing started


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

2 yeses? Are you guys OK?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

FortuneCookie posted...

I thought it was clear I was being facetious. <_<

It's a t-shirt slogan which was re-appropriated for a hat. And then I said, "No. I didn't say that."

I figured I just wanted to bring up the logic of that statement when others say it


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Proto_Spark posted...

What if they offer pizza and beer?

pizza during the move steaks burgers and beer when were done mates

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

would you actually help someone pack and move? I always wanted to call someones bluff on that if you hate America Ill help you pack

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Ive lost around 95 pounds and people started calling me skinny. It kinda irks me cause Im not and dont feel it, but they insist. I think I have a slight eating and image disorder.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

As an educator I always forget to push my liberal agenda on my kiddos. My bad.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

High five

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Im going to jack hard

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Kinny100 posted...

how else are u gonna describe this girl

her name would suffice. No need to sexually describe a 15 year old

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Christian RULES posted...

The broadcast is on!!! Mt Rushmore soo pretty. NEver seen it b4

You never seen it? Man, I really suggest you read up on the history of it. How it was promised sacred land to the Lakota Sioux people
and then we just fuck it lets make statues of assholes. But yeah so pretty

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I havent celebrated 4th of July in years.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Ozark

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Honestly I dont think Ive watched any of her scenes

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

sure

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Myra was wayyy hotter! Those titties

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

I, too, watched the new AVGN episode.

lol this

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Winning!

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Yeah buddy

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

$30?! Goddamn

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

When the bombs are dropping all over the world trump will say from his tower see I told you Covid would disappear

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I got a tongue ring to impress a girl. I was in so much pain I took it out in less than 24 hours. So who am I too judge?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Trump wants this

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

LostForest posted...

Man, I wanted a King of the Hill revival. Beavis & Butthead is awesome, but it already got one. There's been rumors of a KOTH renewal for years now, but nothing to show.

but with no Britney Murphy or Tom Petty? Thatd be sad not to have them

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

See ya at the crossroads

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Middle hope posted...

What about the mayo?

its a condiment and gets added? I add onions as well

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Going to start a satanic college.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Thats kinda cute

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

RetsuZaiZen posted...

He's a degenerate gambler and a terrible teammate but I do not think he's actually committed a crime.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Well he was hot so he had that going for him

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Its weird

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Hayame Zero posted...

I still have relatives who reminisce on FB about riding in the back of pickup trucks when they were kids, and complain that not being allowed to do it anymore is because of today's sensitive snowflakes.

im kind of from that age group and definitely dont remember ever having fun by being in a car that didnt have seatbelts. Like even as a dumbass kid I knew that wasnt safe.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

BeyondWalls posted...

Remember when America's biggest concern was not buckling up?

when NV made seat belt laws mandatory my friends uncle and cousin stopped wearing their seatbelts because the law infringed on their rights to make their own choices. I havent spoken to them in over ten years but I wonder how they feel about masks

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I thought he couldnt delete tweets

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Hows the Mexican food in Missouri? Things I need to know.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.