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TopicMen of CE, would you become a woman for 24 hours for purely sexual purposes?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 8:49:51 PM
#1
You become a woman for 24 hours. You are supplied the situation to explore sexually with whoever you want. Would you experiment with both men and women? Only men? Only women?








You became a conventially attractive woman of your race/ethnicity who is the same height as you are. You are supplied partners of both genders and from a variety of races, if that matters to you.

You have 24 hours to do whatever you want, sexually.
TopicBox Design: Alienware the Console (PS5) vs Xbox Fridge (Xbox SeX)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 8:19:52 PM
#23
creativeme posted...
i'm hoping the ps5 gets a slim soon. or some kind of redesign. these have to be up there for worst console designs. last gen was so good too.
Xbox VCR was good?
TopicWhite Cop says he wants to KICK HIS OWN ASS for KNEELING with PROTESTERS!!
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 8:12:18 PM
#15
Either have the back bone to own your decisions or don't bother in the first place.

Giving in and trying to earn favor back with his fellow cops speaks to the whole issue with police in the first place. If you dare criticize or call out a fellow officer, you basically get a scarlet letter and it can make your life a living hell.
TopicThe Xbox One and PS4 came out roughly 6.5 years ago
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 8:04:12 PM
#3
ngl, amazed we got as much out of the base hardware of them that we did.

Can't think of any games that were explicitly PS4 Pro/One X only
TopicBox Design: Alienware the Console (PS5) vs Xbox Fridge (Xbox SeX)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 8:03:09 PM
#21
split vote now, PS5 was leading by like 6 at one point
TopicBox Design: Alienware the Console (PS5) vs Xbox Fridge (Xbox SeX)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 6:42:08 PM
#14
CE really prefers the Alienware huh
TopicBox Design: Alienware the Console (PS5) vs Xbox Fridge (Xbox SeX)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 5:26:04 PM
#11
TendoDRM posted...
Xbox looks better, PS5 looks kind of ridiculous. Can the PS5 even be laid in its side?
Edited in a side image
TopicBox Design: Alienware the Console (PS5) vs Xbox Fridge (Xbox SeX)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 5:17:33 PM
#1
Which do you prefer?




TopicSony PlayStation 5 Reveal Topic 2.0
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 5:12:05 PM
#459
WHO HIRED ALIENWARE who
TopicSony PlayStation 5 Reveal Topic 2.0
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 4:36:30 PM
#45
This is the Xbox event 2.0

cinematics everywhere
TopicWhat kind of underwear are you wearing?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 4:16:06 PM
#5
put some underwear on ya heathens /s
TopicWhat are some easy jobs/careers to get into
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 3:40:10 PM
#4
Teaching is a lot of additional work at home for no pay <_<
TopicWhat kind of underwear are you wearing?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 3:25:35 PM
#1
What kind?










If the band is a different color from the underwear but the main part of the underwear is a solid color, its still a solid color
TopicPOLL: What colors are this shoe? (it's the dress debate all over again!)
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 3:03:57 PM
#37
DevsBro posted...
The shoe is pink, the stripe and laces are white.

Who ever heard of turquoise shoe laces wtf.
I've seen plenty of weird shoe strings and shoes
TopicIs Sony going to win again?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 2:06:31 PM
#4
CE says Sony is winning baby
TopicFake Rage Against The Machine fan exposed as fake Rage Against The Machine fan.
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 11:06:47 AM
#11
Smashingpmkns posted...
My friend's dad, who was a former DEA agent (lmao) and a fan of RATM, wouldn't go with us to see RATM because they "got too political". This was in April lmao show was cancelled but still funny.
Its only political when it doesn't cater to them.

Otherwise they're in the right and how dare you mock them /s
TopicOK Man To Police Choking Him ''I Can't Breathe'' Officer Responds ''I Don't Care
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 9:59:21 AM
#14
Anticyclonic posted...
Well at least they were honest.
Should be fired tbh
TopicIs Sony going to win again?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 9:39:55 AM
#1
Are they?





Something about a PS5 event today?
TopicNYPD child abuse, officer punches child in the head
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 9:22:51 AM
#22
nemu posted...
There are circumstances where he's being an absolute animal, and there are circumstances where he's taking action to avoid getting himself or a bystander shot. There's a chance the kid was doing nothing and they're basically just beating the shit out of someone, and there's a chance the kid was fucking wrestling with the other cop and had an opportunity to try to grab the gun.
Trent is being sarcastic
TopicNYPD child abuse, officer punches child in the head
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 9:09:53 AM
#5
The Trent posted...
thank God twitter provided the entire scene so i can form a reasonable and well thought out judgment about what happened here

@soulunison2

You called it
TopicAlbany Police union responds to "inflammatory" chokehold ban
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 7:54:44 AM
#12
On paper, I'm sure a choke hold has its uses but it's fucking apparent as shit that these fucks lack the two needed brain cells to rub together to understand when enough is a goddamned nough.

If I get in a fight and choke someone out I'm going to jail for at least the night. If I choke them out and they die at the scene of the fight, I'm going to jail for murder.
Topic29 y/o PRISON GUARD is Arrested for SEX with a SEXY INMATE!! Is She Hot??
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 1:29:55 AM
#4
Topicdo you like it hairy?
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 1:26:22 AM
#3
She's had impure thoughts if she ever shaved it so if she's ever touched it then I want nothing to do with her. /s
Topic$1 million but your first born must be named after a meme.
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 1:25:17 AM
#6
Sure, I'll name them Harold
TopicOK Man To Police Choking Him ''I Can't Breathe'' Officer Responds ''I Don't Care
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 1:21:03 AM
#10
OgesMC posted...
On drugs, threatening people with a gun, running from police Lack of focus on humanity and civility Well, that kind of describes him as well. He shouldnt have died of course but these standard textbook quotes are pretty silly.
Police officers should hold themselves and be held to a higher standard than the citizenry.

Also just because your (opponent) engages in unsavory action or behaviors doesn't suddenly make it okay for you to lower yourself to their level
TopicDiarrhea at work topic
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 12:49:32 AM
#2
Sue for (better) TP
TopicOK Man To Police Choking Him ''I Can't Breathe'' Officer Responds ''I Don't Care
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 12:48:14 AM
#7
TheVipaGTS posted...
Cops are C students who peaked in HS and need validation.
They became cops because it was the first word of the farthest letter in their ABCs that they knew
TopicOK Man To Police Choking Him ''I Can't Breathe'' Officer Responds ''I Don't Care
MachineJaipur
06/11/20 12:42:32 AM
#1
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/i-can-t-breathe-oklahoma-man-tells-police-dying-i-n1229586


Newly released body camera footage from an arrest in Oklahoma City last year shows a suspect saying I cant breathe before he died at a hospital.

In the May 20, 2019 footage, released this week by the Oklahoma City Police Department, three officers are seen restraining the man, Derrick Scott, 42, who can be heard asking repeatedly for his medicine and saying that he cant breathe.

I dont care, one of the officers, Jarred Tipton, can be heard replying at one point. You can breathe just fine, another officer can be heard saying a couple of minutes later.
Scott, who appears unresponsive several minutes into the footage, was later pronounced dead at a local hospital. An autopsy obtained by NBC News lists his cause of death as a collapsed lung.
The incident began after officers were called to an area south of downtown Oklahoma City shortly before 2 p.m. after someone reported that a black man was arguing with people and brandishing a gun, Oklahoma City police Capt. Larry Withrow said in a statement.
The footage shows Scott running from officers after Tipton asks if he has any weapons. After the police tackle and restrain him, one of the officers can be seen removing a handgun from Scotts pocket.
Later, an officer tries to administer CPR before paramedics arrive.
The autopsy said the police response did not result in fatal trauma and listed several other significant factors that contributed to his death, including physical restraint, recent methamphetamine use, asthma, emphysema and heart disease.
His manner of death was listed as undetermined.
Winthrow said an investigation into the incident by the Oklahoma County District Attorneys Office cleared the three officers Tipton, Ashley Copeland and Sgt. Jennifer Titus of misconduct.
Winthrow attributed Tiptons comments to the heat of a conflict.
Certainly that may be something an officer says, he told NBC affiliate KFOR. Just understand the officers are fighting with someone at that point.
But local activists and Scotts relatives have challenged authorities. Scotts uncle, Ronald Scott, told KFOR that he was bothered by how they treated his life.
There is a lack of a focus on humanity and civility, added Rev. T. Sheri Dickerson, of Black Lives Matter OKC. Authorities released the footage after the group included it in a list of demands to city leaders after protests over the death of George Floyd earlier this month.

Fuck that. If as an officer you say you "Don't care" that someone can't breathe then you're unfit for duty and should be fired, and in this case charged with a crime, at a minimum criminal negligence in this case.

Also its no wonder the piece of shit officer thought it was okay to say something like that if that's the level of accountability he is held to by his superiors.
Topici give you all TURBO KAREN
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 11:34:03 PM
#13
pick4six posted...
"Go back to Asia!!"

... what if she's never been to Asia...
"They don't look like me so obviously they came from elsewhere!"

great logic, i know /s
TopicDo you look before you flush?
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 11:27:31 PM
#2
CE does
TopicDo you look before you flush?
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 8:22:37 PM
#1
Do you?








Do you look in the toilet bowl before you flush?
TopicDid Borderlands 3 flop?
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 7:19:13 PM
#2
Feel that way about most games. You don't hear much about them past the first week unless you looking
TopicTrump: Confederate names represent a history of winning!
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 4:32:02 PM
#48
__aCEr__ posted...
I really don't understand the strategy of pandering REALLY hard to a group of people who will always vote Republican and driving away every other voting segment.
Maybe he's afraid he's losing some of his core supporters?

He's stepped up rhetoric recently, around the time reports that his internal polling numbers are garbage so he may be trying to keep his core base in place, but I'm not sure how well it'll work out
Topicdamn @ babynames.com
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 3:39:33 PM
#26
dib153 posted...
Well why would tc make a topic about baby.com when he wantz to talk about death? Seems like bait to me
Either you really are just smashed or its really time to quit posting

Actually both
Topicdamn @ babynames.com
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 3:00:43 PM
#14
DarthAragorn posted...
Ass.... hams?
Probably pronounced like A-shams except not like hams, more like hands
TopicThis 14 year old George W Bush parody.
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 2:58:04 PM
#5
NeonOctopus posted...
I miss all the Bush jokes from his presidency >_>
https://youtu.be/AioJbNL1JS8

What about his isms?
TopicThis 14 year old George W Bush parody.
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 1:52:05 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/frMz9s3OLwY?t=36

This was more civil than I expected it to be

TopicDo you taste the chocolate or peanut butter more in a Reese's
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 1:28:54 PM
#1
Which?





Which do you taste more?
TopicAre you gay?
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 11:59:47 AM
#12
TopicPick a sense to lose.
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 10:44:24 AM
#1
Of the five.






Which sense?

Also I know smell affects taste but let's say that through some magic you can still taste but not smell
TopicMan Dies After Medical Incident During Police Interaction
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 10:29:23 AM
#1


Remember, reality can be bent however you like if you control the narrative.
TopicC/D: It's racist to say that minorities can't be racist...
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 12:48:27 AM
#17
Pay close attention to how some groups treat other groups. Some groups are horrifically more racist than your bog standard person Twitter calls racist.
TopicCall me old fashioned, but I wish they would just take all 'rimming' out of porn
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 12:46:27 AM
#16
KillerKhan420 posted...
A nice round mound on a woman? Hell yes I like that. A guy receiving? Uh, whatever. If you got a chick that'll do that to you great, but not for me.
Most of the time it feels out of place. It's technically straight but I feel like a lot of straight men don't want to watch a man get his ass eaten because none of them would want their ass eaten.

Its a niche thing to begin with and to stick it in straight porn just feels out of place.

You can enjoy what you like though.
TopicWhat is your ethnic origin?
MachineJaipur
06/10/20 12:34:10 AM
#1
What is CEs makeup?






Not asking for your opinion on any of the above, just what you'd put during like, a questionnaire.
TopicHave you seen either of the genitalia that were used to create you?
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 10:20:28 PM
#1
Aka have you seen your parents naked?






Hmmm?
TopicWould you stick it in a hole that's already occupied?
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 9:58:25 PM
#7
CE would not
TopicPoliceman rants about everybody trying to shame police.
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 8:18:08 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
it has got to suck being a cop now. the nation hates you. sees you as a villain.

It has to suck being a (good) cop who joined with good intentions, who maybe never abused someone, or was never even in a situation where they stood by as someone was getting abused. To be treated like a piece of shit because there's an overwhelming amount of turds in the punch bowl you poured yourself into.
TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Samara Weaving?
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 8:14:43 PM
#2
maybe its the lighting but her cheeks seem to take a 90 degree turn
TopicPoliceman rants about everybody trying to shame police.
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 8:10:34 PM
#1
https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/gzvmsr

Its like he took everything people were yelling at them and did a giant fucking NoU
TopicThe President, on the 75 year old man Buffalo police knocked to the pavement
MachineJaipur
06/09/20 12:17:05 PM
#95
onedarksoul posted...
The mayor said this also.
Mayor must not want to be reelected
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