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| Topic | Is Halsey attractive? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 9:38:11 PM #27 | |
| Topic | Is Halsey attractive? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 9:36:44 PM #24 | CR you removed my drawing --- |
| Topic | Is Halsey attractive? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 9:34:51 PM #21 | |
| Topic | Is Halsey attractive? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 9:33:30 PM #19 | |
| Topic | Mom: We already have a Pikachu at home |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 9:27:06 PM #1 | |
| Topic | So, when's the second wave of COVID going to hit? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:32:11 PM #15 | FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States "WASHINGTONPutting the nation on alert against what it has described as a highly credible terrorist threat, the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord. Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch Americas increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds. We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair, FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real. And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way, he added. A recently declassified CIA report confirmed that all known al-Qaeda-affiliated organizationsfrom Pakistan to Yemen, and from Somalia to Algeriahave been instructed to kick back and enjoy the show as the United States federal government, energy grid, and industrial sector are rendered impotent by internal dissent, decay, and mismanagement. According to statements made by top-level informants and corroborated by leading Western terrorism experts, if seen through to its conclusion, al-Qaedas current plot could wreak far more damage than the events of 9/11. In the past year, money transfers to al-Qaeda cells around the world have reportedly been accompanied by instructions to use the funds to outfit safe houses with the proper equipment to receive American cable news broadcasts and view top U.S. news websites, allowing terrorists to fully relish each detail of the impending demise of the last global superpower. Additionally, FBI officials made public an internal al-Qaeda video today in which the terrorist organizations leader Ayman al-Zawahiri chillingly exhorts his followers to take a load off and unwind in the name of jihad, and really cherish the victory over their enemy. Praise Allah, for soon every American city shall be plagued with disaster and hardship, al-Zawahiri said in the video, which includes several minutes of footage of young, masked al-Qaeda militants casually sipping beverages as they thumb through the latest issues of Time and U.S. News And World Report. The infidels have brought this pain and destruction upon themselves through their arrogance and callousness. Soon, the United States will watch in horror as its bridges crumble, its desperate citizens suffer in want of medicine and paying employment, and its once vast riches are reduced to naught. The righteous warriors among our ranks must now unite, get comfortable, and look on from afar at the calamity unfolding in the West. We vow that we will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble, he continued. Al-Zawahiri, who is seen in the video reclining back in his chair, putting his feet up, and flipping on CNN, later shouts Allahu Akbar! when a story is aired about the decade-long trend of stagnant wages among American workers. The FBI has also warned that numerous al-Qaeda agents may have established sleeper cells for the purpose of getting a kick out of the nations downfall on American soil. The bureau urged U.S. residents to use caution around schools, hospitals, legislative bodies, prisons, and other decaying institutions whose imminent failure terrorists may wish to observe up close. Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence. The warning signs were there all along, but unfortunately we failed to heed them, said the official, who advised Americans to brace for widespread devastation. If wed listened to experts or even our own common sense, we wouldve realized that this plot was being actively orchestrated within our own borders. But we didnt, and now every one of our citizens and our very way of life is at risk from this threat. Sadly, al-Qaeda has us right where they want us, the official added, and at this point, I fear it is too late to do anything about it. Responding to the allegations, a spokesperson for al-Qaeda reportedly confirmed the terror groups plot and praised the American people as martyrs of the highest order. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375 --- |
| Topic | So, when's the second wave of COVID going to hit? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:24:11 PM #11 | Anteaterking posted... People complaining about the protesters but not all the people who went to the beach over Memorial weekend. I never said either one I said everyone forgot --- |
| Topic | So, when's the second wave of COVID going to hit? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:22:13 PM #7 | Irony posted... We are still on wave 1 that we never left solosnake posted... Its happening right now with these protests --- |
| Topic | So, when's the second wave of COVID going to hit? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:20:32 PM #1 | >_> everyone forgot --- |
| Topic | J.R. Smith Beats The Hell Out of Car Vandalizer During L.A. Protests |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:08:22 PM #11 | SF_Okami posted... Nice, I like JR. Even though he possibly the most inconsistent player in NBA history lol. 1 day he performs like a Hall of Famer, next day he a bum lmao. True. I'm a Cavs fan, saw it a lot. He's like how I play at the gym, only NBA level --- |
| Topic | If you're more angry about riots than about the public lynching of a Black man |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 8:06:19 PM #56 | I honestly just think this is unsafe, in the era of domestic terrorism ( --- |
| Topic | Do you think this is on the same level as the Vietnam era protests? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 3:15:41 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Do you think this is on the same level as the Vietnam era protests? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 2:36:17 PM #1 | What do you think?
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I fucked up the first poll, said "same level" then "yes/no" and "about the same". Where two of those poll results are the same Anyway... Vietnam ended the draft ideal in America. No politician would be caught condoning it. This current movement seems to be more about daily life, community, and systematic disadvantages --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 2:32:21 PM #15 | |
| Topic | Americans: how widespread are the riots? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 2:31:37 PM #4 | It's almost every city, but in daily life... we don't always go into the downtown area --- |
| Topic | Haha, iPhones stolen by peaceful protesters have been remotely disabled! |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 1:31:10 PM #8 | Apple is not a mark like that --- |
| Topic | I don't think we're getting that second $1200 check now |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 1:14:38 PM #1 | COVID second wave incoming too --- |
| Topic | Which Ken Burns documentary series do you like most? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 11:43:06 AM #10 | |
| Topic | Which Ken Burns documentary series do you like most? |
| TroutPaste 05/31/20 12:34:22 AM #2 | |
| Topic | PSO2 CE Gang |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 9:46:09 PM #77 | Pay in real money, or in game money? --- |
| Topic | Mob mentality has nothing to do with the issue itself |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 9:44:04 PM #1 | Protest is a right and not a privilege. Maybe the cops are wrong too, firing tear gas into peaceful events It's just that humanity has a low success rate in large crowds with pressing objectives Stay safe out there. I'm still in NEET mode because of COVID so I'm not doing this --- |
| Topic | Which Ken Burns documentary series do you like most? |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 9:33:01 PM #1 | Which ones are on Netflix? --- |
| Topic | PSO2 CE Gang |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 8:41:34 PM #73 | does it matter which ship you're on, in regards to your character? Or can you jump between them? --- |
| Topic | PSO2 CE Gang |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 8:26:40 PM #71 | nevermind I think I got it --- |
| Topic | PSO2 CE Gang |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 8:23:46 PM #70 | do you have to claim xp/rewards after each mission it seemed to tell me that in tutorial but i dont know how after the first mission --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 8:10:44 PM #14 | DigitalCamera posted... Citizen Kabuto! That game was a gem. I can't imagine it aged well... It was in a mystery $3 box for GOG lol --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 6:50:59 PM #11 | KOTOR is amazing I have it on Steam The Battlefront 2 servers were up for awhile too, maybe theyre still online --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 6:43:27 PM #9 | Juhanor posted... Not bad. How's Republic Commando? Haven't tried it yet. I always wanted all the old Star Wars games, PC made it super easy. Played some Jedi Academy and Pod Racer already pauIie posted... hi it's the bully! --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 6:31:38 PM #6 | solosnake posted... thats pretty bad, but at least there are a few golden classics in there It's to accessory the Steam which has 100+ games installed It's for the classics mainly --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 5:58:53 PM #4 | *1 star vote* Superman 64, ET not pictured --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 5:53:40 PM #3 | GOG Galaxy 2.0 is the shit btw --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 5:16:13 PM #2 | I could uninstall a few of these but i like how it's even 18, rows of 6 --- |
| Topic | Most memorable Nintendo 64 game for you? |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 5:11:14 PM #26 | Zelda OOT Mario 64 Mario Kart --- |
| Topic | Rate my GOG installed games out of 10 (non-Steam games on PC) |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 5:08:54 PM #1 | 10 best, 1 worst
Vote
 well? --- |
| Topic | Native American youth center set on fire in Minneapolis |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 4:04:22 PM #8 | AlephZero posted... Insurance will cover it, why are they complaining? Because they had things inside --- |
| Topic | Post memes here |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 1:51:17 PM #204 | |
| Topic | What's the most harmless crime beside jaywalking and using marijuana? |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 1:44:38 PM #17 | Starting your own mission to the moon from your backyard --- |
| Topic | alex jones explains xenogears *spoils* |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 10:29:59 AM #3 | |
| Topic | PSO2 CE Gang |
| TroutPaste 05/30/20 9:22:24 AM #69 | |
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