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Topic | Danny Devito |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 4:02:34 PM #6 | Danny Devito is an underrated actor People look at him like a punchline because he is tiny, hairy and fat but the dude can actually act. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Your reaction: Your son has installed a mod that makes the enemies look like you |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 4:01:49 PM #1 | Your teenage son is in the shower before school one day when you realize he left bedroom door ajar and his PC video game running. At first you ignore it until it catches your eye and you realize that your son's brutally violent shooter game has an unusual mod installed that has changed the appearance of the enemies to look either like you or his other parent. https://i.imgur.com/yCke2lo.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Cremation supervisor accused of stealing money from the corpses. |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 3:19:23 PM #11 | DarthAragorn posted... I mean it's not like they're gonna use it dude --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Scenario: You're having sex with your girlfriend when you hear Pokemon noises |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 3:18:43 PM #19 | LordFarquad1312 posted... I thought you meant literal Pokmon noises, so that's what I'm going with. In which case I stop immediately and: well it was literal pokemon noises in a way --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Lindsey Graham is being a lil partisan bitch again |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 2:58:26 PM #2 | "She's blaming the president of the United States for people dying because of the way he's led the country," Graham, a vocal Trump ally, said on Fox News' "Sunday Morning Futures." "That's the most shameful, disgusting statement by any politician in modern history." Wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | If DBZ fusion was real, is there anyone you could fuse with? And would you? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 2:40:30 PM #7 | pikachupwnage posted... With some hot girl and then I deed hard to myself. wat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Did Season 3 kill Rick and Morty? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 2:32:29 PM #15 | DonaldClinton posted...
It had some good moments --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Lara got a reduction. Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction. |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 2:24:15 PM #23 | Marketing In the 90s big boobs sold games In the 2010s/2020s in the west at least, smaller bobs sell games or at least keep sponsors/companies happy. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | If DBZ fusion was real, is there anyone you could fuse with? And would you? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:54:09 PM #4 | DarthDemented posted... No. Because no one could match my power level. Hi Yamcha --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | If DBZ fusion was real, is there anyone you could fuse with? And would you? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:49:44 PM #1 | Some fat nerd can correct me but as far as I remember the rules in DBZ are: You have to roughly the same size You have to be roughly as strong as each other You have to have a strong bond You have to perfect the dance And the benefits are: It greatly multiplies your power. Your personalities not only merge into one but your traits and quirks become much more exaggerated. And it lasts for 30 minutes. So let's say that it turns out it's actually possible to fuse in real life. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JaggedPeskyFrog-size_restricted.gif Is there anyone you could fuse with? And if so, would you? Also what happens if a girl fuses with a guy? Or is that impossible? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Masters of the Universe 1987: Coming to Earth was a mistake. |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:44:03 PM #2 | Lots of Sci Fi and Fantasy movies lose confidence in the audience and set it on Earth. I still find it hilarious that Mass Effect spends 3 games and 200 hours banging on about the end of the entire galaxy populated by trillions. Then still makes the plot of Mass Effect 3 "Oh no! they're attacking Earth! The place were you live gamer!" Star Trek does this as well. You have the power to make a story about literally anything you can imagine literally anywhere you can think of and then like every 4th episode they go to 20th century Earth for no fucking reason. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Your reaction: Your girlfriend is secretly hoarding/stockpiling spices and salt. |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:41:36 PM #1 | You come to your girlfriend's place one day to find no one there. Then you notice a hidden opening to a secret basement was left open. There are noises coming from it. Curiousity defeats you and you enter it to find to your surprise your girlfriend loading a barrel onto an enormous stack of barrels. You can tell by the smell that they are full of various spices. "[Firstname]!" Your girl says in surprise. "I can explain. Just look." She finishes stacking the barrel and turns to you. She seems genuinely surprised to see you but yet fully confident and calm. "While everyone else is hoarding masks, toilet paper and hand gel because that's what we need right now. I'm prepared for what the world will need in the future. Think about it bae, wars used to be fought over this stuff. Now we're going to have the largest private supply in the entire world and beyond. This? This isn't a pile of salt, pepper, paprika, cinnamon... This a pile of power. One day people will want this. And I will have it." https://i.imgur.com/TtdksPc.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | 100 bucks with each press of a button, but a white supremacist dies every time |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:00:21 PM #12 | It worries me how okay CE is with murder. Hate is learned and can be unlearned. A person has dreams, hopes, pains, worries, family, love, anger, ideas, plans, wants. When you kill someone you kill a rich tapestry. It's one of the worst and most evil crimes you can do. Going "But it's a bad guy." is such a childish justification of that. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Think Bill Burr lost some material? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:54:30 PM #6 | KiwiTerraRizing posted... Bill Burr turned into a Hollywood pansy years ago. His angry guy routine is all bullshit now. Yeah his wife and TV roles really mellowed him out. Good for him, he seems happy now --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | I'd like to see less politician blaming and more personal responsibility |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:53:41 PM #2 | Oh shut up Joe Q wasn't responsible for the US government's response to the Virus. Trump was. People absolutely should be critical of Trump's awful response. Much more than they are. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Think Bill Burr lost some material? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:52:38 PM #3 | LordRazziel posted... Probably That audio was all over the net I remember hearing it over a decade ago "I want to see people under pressure! I want to see buildings falling and people struggling to get out of the way!" All to a chorus of laughter. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Gay men upset that corona is killing hookup culture. Ignore rules for casual sex |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:50:29 PM #1 | When Boris Johnson ordered a lockdown of the entire UK to curb the spread of coronavirus, one of the questions if not necessarily the first question, or the second or third that people were left asking themselves was: what will be the repercussions on our sex lives? Social distancing already made clear that fraternising with others was a no-no, and now the terms of the lockdown are patently to the exclusion of casual lovers. It occurred to me that the social measures might hit gay men especially hard, since hookup culture is part and parcel of the scene. In particular, for this writer, amid the strife and confusion of the moment, the idea of potentially missing out on sexual contact for a year or 18 months, until a vaccine has been obtained, seems unfathomable Edward, 43, from London has been thinking the same. If we arent allowed to travel around, or visit FBs [fuck buddies] or total randoms then my sex life dies, he tells me, pointing out that a natural reaction to such difficult times is to seek out physical solace there is something very comforting about the intimacy of sex; that closeness can be very reassuring, a release of pressure. He believes this might explain why queer apps have been filled with people who could still be hooking up despite the social distancing and self-isolation rules. I had guys looking to meet up until at least Saturday, says Grant, 28, from London, while another man who wished to remain anonymous said that his flatmates continued sexual activity with strangers during social distancing had torn their flatshare apart. Edward confirms the apps are or at least were, until recently still active: I could have had sex twice a day if Id said yes. Its understandable that people are seeking connection in a time of isolation, but are they meeting IRL? This week, sexual health charity Terrence Higgins Trust issued clear and unprecedented advice: dont hook up during the lockdown. Its only natural that we look to sex for pleasure, to relieve stress and anxiety or simply to pass the time whether thats with a regular partner or using hook-up apps, says Dr Michael Brady, the charitys medical director. But our new normal is that we have to find ways to do this while sticking to the advice to stay at home. This isnt just to protect ourselves against the coronavirus but also to protect the most vulnerable in our society. Ive actually found Ive been craving human contact, especially when I cant get it, D, 22, from Philadelphia tells me. I went on Grindr and Scruff yesterday, partially just to talk to someone, partially to exchange nudes and maybe find someone to hook up with later at the very least just get on their radars. Is there something almost appealingly subversive about the current situation, which fans a certain sexual appetite? Queer sex has often flirted with danger and transgression, from cottaging scenes in the 1950s to sex at the height of HIV (though survivors of that crisis have been vocal in how we might weather this one). One old flame messaged me last week: For a person who gets off on illness this is like Mardi Gras. He added that he hadnt acted on any impulses. Jay, 28, from Spain thinks some gay people might not be put off by the virus: I already feel like I put myself at risk so much already with some of these encounters that Covid almost doesnt feel that risky in that particular context. Pressed to explain, he clarifies: Crazy people, STIs, all the risks that come with walking into a strangers house and making yourself vulnerable. Most of the time in secret, so if something were to happen no one would know where you are. A lot of men are expressing frustration, some more cheerfully than others. Jason, 36, from London, says he will be living like a eunuch for a year he is in an open relationship with a partner he no longer has sex with. Matt, 37, from Portland, Oregon, said: Its definitely a bummer, Im used to at least semi-regular sex. But Ive had dry spells in the past, so Im not too terribly concerned. Everythings on hold for me now, only my right hand to keep me company. The only real change is that Ive subscribed to a few OnlyFans paid accounts. Others say their libido itself has taken a hit. One man, who asked to remain anonymous, tells me he has a totally depleted sex drive, partly from thinking about contagion. How about you? Nope, Im climbing the walls over here but do carry on. I feel wildly unattractive, and dont want to be naked around my partner, he says, citing considerable pressure in gay culture to stay gym-fit. He also worries about peoples mental health and Edward agrees: There is the painful isolation and loneliness that comes with being gay that is now being brutally reinforced with actual isolation. Were already a tiny part of the big canvas of society, and suddenly were being shoved back into our flats and houses. Gay bars have been closing in London for 10 years, so our social lives have reverted to each others homes, and suddenly were under house arrest. Some hope remains. Several people think there has been a noticeable change in attitude on Grindr, with people content to just chat and exchange pleasantries. Grant says: People do seem a bit nicer on the app because of this, the desire for an immediate fuck with a hot guy has gone. People seem to be either broadening their ideas of what they are attracted to, or just looking for a conversation now that sex is not possible. My own experience seems to substantiate this, with people now more likely to open conversation by asking how youre doing. Some men I speak to remain philosophical: David, 27, from Glasgow, thinks this period will give him the opportunity to reflect on his relationship to casual sex: Is it always just for fun? Or is it sometimes for gratification? A booster shot when self-esteem is low? How much of the sex I was having was meaningful? And if it was or wasnt, does it matter? Others are hopeful that technology will come to the rescue, and that queer sexualities may mutate or develop to accommodate this newfound lack of opportunity. David, 26, from Dublin, says: I, and a lot of my friends, have been sexting or having camsex since the Irish government announced a shutdown. A lot of my friends have set up NSFW Twitters or are showing nudes with close friends on Insta stories. Another respondent, perhaps more in hope than expectation, says he would like sexual voice-notes to become a thing. As the whole world staggers through a pandemic, peoples sex lives are not the immediate concern or priority, of course and yet Covid-19 has shown that liberties previously taken for granted can be whisked away in an instant. I never thought Id say this but the reality is that, for the time being, you are your safest sexual partner, says Dr Michael Brady, |
Topic | pre 9/11 tv show episodes set in airports are weird to watch now |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:38:07 PM #6 | My favorite measurement of this is Star Trek 60s: Cheesy nonsense 90s: hopeful pondering 00s: Post 9/11 military glorifcation and violence 10s: Dark badly written overdramatic sweary nonsense. I'm over simplifying obviously but you can judge a lot about what was going on in America at the time just by watching Star Trek. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | is this ori and the will of wisp in a nutshell? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:25:58 PM #2 | The Zero Punctuation of that game was hilarious --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | She asks you ''How much do I have to pay you to fuck me every Tuesday?'' |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:25:18 PM #3 | |
Topic | Why does the Queen use such an old timey phone? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:42:46 AM #5 | gatorsPENSbucs posted... Id pick those phones over any of the junk we have today. Landlines and phones like that will always be the best type of phone. lol wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Just beat Doom Eternal. What the hell (spoilers) |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:26:19 AM #20 | |
Topic | Why does Jabba hold any power in the Star Wars Universe? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:17:52 AM #42 | The people in charge of things don't need to be fit or aigle --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Why does the Queen use such an old timey phone? |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:15:03 AM #1 | https://i.imgur.com/ulQpXSJ.jpg You'd think they could afford a decent modern one for her. She can't tweet on that. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Your reaction: Someone coughs on your face in the street as a joke |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:13:28 AM #25 | LeperMessiahXX posted... I'm the least confrontational person you will ever meet, but I would beat the shit out of him. I don't care if there was no pandemic going on, Then you're actually incredibly confrontational --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | $10,000,000 but 10,000,000 people get corona virus. |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:09:34 AM #26 | daynlokki posted... Well on average about 6x more people have the flu ughh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Strong Biden enthusiasm among supporters lowest for a Dem. candidate in 20 years |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:07:01 AM #33 | I really think people just assuing Trump is going to lose are going to be disappointed --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Lmfao, RE Apocalypse is so outrageous |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:11:48 AM #2 | Jill has a lot of experience popping people's heads at the precinct. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Your reaction: Someone coughs on your face in the street as a joke |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 1:10:25 AM #21 | OwlRammer posted... where's wesley when you need him? Self Isolating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Your reaction: Someone coughs on your face in the street as a joke |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:44:01 AM #14 | Garioshi posted... Cough on him and tell him it's just a joke He'd probably laugh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Next week we'll see 1000 death every day |
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 12:39:38 AM #7 | UK has reached 1,019 deaths https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3qnfuimsyk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Unpopular opinion: Drugs and prostitution should be legal. |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 11:38:05 PM #25 | Still waiting on why people having sex more would be a bad thing. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | China cashes in on the Corona Virus. |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 10:47:29 PM #13 | LeperMessiahXX posted... . They have a billion people in their country, and they lost just 3,300 people? Looking at Italy, Spain,US, and soon many other countries, it doesn't add up. China's lockdown was more brutal They sealed people in while Europe and the US did nothing. Boris Johnson bragged about shaking hands with Corona victims Trump called it a hoax. No one did a lockdown for weeks --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | trumps giving red states all the aid they need. blue states get barely anything |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 10:45:32 PM #48 | |
Topic | NGL I wish my username was Reputable_Source |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 10:43:07 PM #2 | |
Topic | LGBT Furious as hospitals deem transgender surgeries non essential under corona. |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 10:26:54 PM #89 | BettyWhite posted...
"you actually care about other people's pain and suffering? lol such a bleeding heart!" Man I feel sorry for you. Not being able to comprehend caring about other people. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | why did fea factor have men and women compete in physical challenges? |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 9:51:14 PM #3 | I didn't watch the show much but did they actually have scores? Wasnt it more like "Can you eat this pile of brains and poop?" and less "Run200 miles and whoever comes in last is out!" I thought they just did challenges until all but 1 person couldn't do it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Do you think George RR Martin will survive coronavirus? |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 9:28:37 PM #2 | Isn't he claiming to be writing more because of it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Did you go to your high school reunion? |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 8:08:10 PM #20 | a-c-a-b posted... I never finished high school. I was working full-time and had a kid when I was still 17. Bwahahhahaha Damn that sucks dude. Hope things are better now. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | NY Gov says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: 'It would be illegal' |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 8:06:08 PM #24 | Coastal_elite posted...
The situation in Texas and Lousiana is nothing like the situation in New York. Trump isn't proposing a quarantine in Cali. Doesn't that already deflate your point? I think you need to calm down. You're understandbly angered by Trumps poor handling of the Virus but flipping out over random shit doesn't help anything --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | NY Gov says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: 'It would be illegal' |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 8:05:03 PM #23 | uwnim posted...
Why not? Coastal_elite posted...
I'm not defending Trump on any of it. His reaction to the Virus was awful. Boarderline criminal. But right now New York is in a unique fucked up situation. Pointing out New Yorkers and Trump hate each other isn't relevant to that. The notion that a quarantine is only being considered because Trump is mad at New York is crazy It reminds me of the George Carlin routine about how we only went to war because our leaders were called "Dick and Bush" Maybe works as a joke but don't tell me you're taking that seriously. New York is getting new cases daily, people are ignoring the lockdowns, people aren't social distancing, and there's millions of them all living together in close proximity. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Hypothetical: Your dad needs financial support to save his home or business. |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:59:30 PM #1 | Would you help him?
Vote
He's desperately reaching out for funding from the community in a wild Hail Mary https://i.imgur.com/vdQa88o.jpg Would you help him? And yes this was inspired by the Lady Gaga topic --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | NY Gov says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: 'It would be illegal' |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:51:57 PM #19 | Solid Sonic posted... If Trump had his way he'd quarantine everyone who would vote against him until after November. Coastal_elite posted... DISCLAIMER: Dear tsundere moderator who is out to moderate me every time I criticize trump because the criticism is a "sweeping generalization", I will now criticize a specific DJT, who is POTUS, and not all DJTs who are POTUS, just some DJTs. Some DJT's who are POTUS are great bigly people who will MAGA and they're epic, I am just going to criticize one of the many DJTs who are POTUS. You guys seem to be neglecting that there is a pandemic going on and it's worse in New York that literally anywhere else in the world right now. I don't like Trump either but the issues with New York go far beyond them not liking Trump, it really is in both a fucked up and unique situation that needs action. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | England (In Europe) makes no sense |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:49:04 PM #114 | Yay let's go spread the coronavirus around! (And risk getting fined/arrested by doing so!) Souns like a fucking plan. Thanks for confirming the topic title though. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | NY Gov says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: 'It would be illegal' |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:47:14 PM #13 | uwnim posted... I do feel like the US government would be able to do this. I mean they kinda have to be able to Lets imagine a scenario with a virus that has an 80% death rate and it's solely in Utah. The Utah Government then refuses to quarantine. You're arguing by law the Federal Government and President has to go "Whelp, then everyone in the Nation dies, hands tied. Law is the law." Hell scenarios like this seem to be one of the things a Federal Government is created for. Threats to national security foreign and domestic --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Conservatives are butthurt by Hillary's joke. |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:44:34 PM #5 | I'm butthurt by the conservative's joke. It's been going on for 3.5 years now and still not fucking funny --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Did you go to your high school reunion? |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:42:11 PM #13 | My school never had one I thought that was shit they made up for TV. Near everyone spent all of school wishing they weren't there and now you want to go back voluntarily? Who needs a reunion, if you liked each other then you kept contact anyway, if you didn't then whats the point? "Hey chick I never spoke to, how are you?" "Fine" "Great. That was worth coming down here for." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | NY Gov says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: 'It would be illegal' |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:39:37 PM #2 | I'm pretty sure the president actually does have that authority in a state of emergency. Gotta side with the Trumpster on this one. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
Topic | Lady Gaga's dad asked the public to pay for his furloughed staff |
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 7:38:49 PM #11 | And what if his daughter says no? Half of CE would murder their father in cold blood for $40,000 and you assume any kid will give their parents money? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob |
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