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The Voldemort virus?

Diddy kong racing and snowboard kids 2

Mead posted...

Told my wife about this and advised that she get a bit of stuff just in case there is any truth to it

and now she cant find any stores that have any bottled water

Yeah, all the stores around me were 86 tp first, bottled water second, batteries third. All of them.

BeerOnTap posted...

And her uncle works for Nintendo.

Basically thats what this is, but Im just telling you beautiful people the text I got and its from somebody I trust. Maybe Im lying, maybe shes lying, but Im not and Im pretty sure shes not.

come Tuesday if nothing happens then be like haha you troll bitch, but if it does Ill be like

wwinterj25 posted...

Nobody knows anything for sure.

Im 60% sure I know everything I know at at least a 50% correctness rating

name her corona

blu posted...

I was thinking of buying puts. If LAX is really closing Tuesday then stocks definitely going down a lot then.

I think from what I got, they suspect the LA ports to go down first, all the other ports to go down following that, and then the airports after that. So that might not happen for a couple weeks, if at all

Mead posted...

My wife is in CA and Im in Missouri for the next couple months so my sister can finish her year of high school without having to move mid-semester

with all of this craziness though I might just say fuck it, load up as much as our stuff as will fit into the car, and drive out there. I dont want to be in some situation where they start doing regional lockdowns domestically and I cant be with my wife

I dont see that shit happening unless this virus turns into something that kills people other than old people and babies, but who the fuck knows

WastelandCowboy posted...

Not sure why anyone would willingly shut down freight ports as that'd decimate the economy even more. Yes, preventing the spread of Covid-19 is important, but hammering more nails into the coffin of the economy? Nobody wants that.

Like I said. Idk. This is the text I just got, I believe itll probably happen just based on who I got it from, whether it makes sense or not. Tuesday was the day I was given.

blu posted...

Could make a lot of money in stocks knowing this.

Well the stock market is fucked for the foreseeable future, if you have money to invest you should buy shit that when this all blows over is obviously going to be fine. Disney, Tesla, any gas company, shit like that.

wwinterj25 posted...

She must have inside knowledge. Quick buy all the TP!.... oh wait...

This is one of this my uncle is high up in the military! Kinda things.. but this girl is a good friend and a person I trust. She lives in LA and she stocked up for the next two months.. shes rich as fuck (relative to myself), so idk. I trust it. Im not stocking up because I just legit dont have the money right now, but even if the stores are empty, there will still be alcohol, there will still be McDonalds, there will still be gas.. Ill be fine.

but those of you with families, maybe not

Basically, there is prolly going to be an announcement on Tuesday that theyre gonna close LA port until April or may, and that if youre not stocked up now, stock up for the next month or so. Once LA port closes, the smaller ports and then the airlines will be next.

Who the funk knows whats true and what isnt.. but yeah, if youre in Cali, I guess be one of those assholes and start stocking up.

I cant wait to see the loose change-esque conspiracy theory YouTube movie about this at the end of the year

tonicpalin posted...

Thanks for making sewage pipes explode with poop!

I dont know if you could tell by my tone, but it isnt what I wanted to buy. I wanted to buy toilet paper. I went to three stores, and they were all gone.

I like the tattoo on the back of the neck. Like a lil one. Somewhere to put my thumb when Im behind them.

No Randall? Is he dead? Super surprised he wasnt there. Also Elias and Alanis and the fat guy from boy meets world, also Chris Rock but that one is a little more understandable. And the mark Hamill tease was annoying.

but besides that, inside joke with a million cameos: the movie was stupid and enjoyable

Dora the explora?

Krazy_Kirby posted...

never liked their stuff except for the clerks cartoon

Yeah but you hate everything

God jay looks awful. And the movie is worse than jay and silent bob strike back with the corny ass jokes

love it so far

Ferarri619 posted...

Lmfao
What the hell happened

Besides the tattoo, it looks like hes getting better

jUsT SaYiNg

dedbus posted...

Oh its just some European kiss you americans always oversexualize things *flings back dildo boa and poshly walks out.*

Nobody is actually upset about it. Theyre fake upset.

Rathiests

KinjiMuto_3 posted...

The article doesnt mention if she acrually has the coronavirus or not

do you have the corona virus?

I had to buy flushable wipes after going to three stores so fucking annoying

I would not wait 5-10 days. Id go there now and be like what does this mean and why does it say it and this is my name and number and if I dont have my money in this amount of time Ill be back

Pretty much all filming is shutting down

i mean, in this one specific state

Please dont tell me what to do

I feel like a lot of people talk about how hard mega man games in general were

Ogurisama posted...

In Canada debit returns are instant

Yeah but then youd have to live in Canada with your bagged milk and your moose and your people saying oo instead of ou

DesertPenguin09 posted...

I always assumed debit was instant. Guess not?

I mean idk maybe some places. The only time I have ever done it was at the movies, like I said.. took like.. four days? I think

This doesnt sound like GameStops fault, it kinda just is what happens when you return things on debit cards. I got a refund on a movie and it took about that long to get the money back to me

I aLrEaDy CoRrEcTeD yOu AnYwAy

Far-Queue posted...

loooool "Akshully that's is the incorrects"

I know right

It was good. Maybe good plus. It wasnt fucking incredible mind blowing. But it was good plus.

fight club was better

Revelation34 posted...

An 100% infection rate would be impossible though.

Lmao this mother fucker tryin to correct me saying an 100% gtfo mother fucker

When putting plates in the cupboard, stack them with the largest on the bottom, to the smallest ones on the top, to keep them from falling over!

Yeah! Lets have a weak off!

And this is the last generation of people

How the fuck do you make a fucking topic correctly with this fucking shit? I put a fucking comma and so it fucking deletes the rest of my fucking topic title? What the fucking hell?

I was suspended for fucking ever and I fucking come back to this shit? This is fucking stupid as fuck.

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Lobomoon posted...

You pee after sex?

like not immediately after, but yeah, eventually

That only happens to me after sex

Revelation34 posted...

I don't see any cheese.

There was asadero in the refried beans, queso fresco in the black beans, and Oaxaca on top and inside of the enchiladas, which I didnt even realize arent in the pictures

wwinterj25 posted...

That looks so good right now.

thats Nice. Thank you

Because its a dream within a dream

https://i.imgur.com/GD0eFJN.jpg

mexican feast was a success. I made enough food for probably 25 people and it will be split between three people.

Greenfox111 posted...

The phrase its just a game is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, youve lost twice.

Theres always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

He says, as he dies angry and unhappy, with room to improve

It was an amazing fight. And the headlining fight after this one was the most exciting fighter in the ufc right now, and it was absolutely awful. Literally 25 minutes of nothing. Both guys scared to throw anything.

sometimes it be like that

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Lol at eating rare beef

EvilMegas posted...

Who the fuck eats rare beef?

I do

JoeDangIt posted...

I like it well done.

I do not

SunWuKung420 posted...

Do you think the first churros were made with that cool extruder that makes the straw-like dough stick?

I thought they grew on trees

I_Always_Die posted...

Homemade rice and means are a must

MrCool812 posted...

Guac

Yes to both, these are a must

Mead posted...

Pozole

What is Pozole again?

Homemade churros.. is such a thing even possible?