Lurker > 008Zulu

How can the zombies run, jump, do all that jazz, when half of them has rotted away?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

SanninFormBee posted...

How can he be like this and still keep a 47% approval rating

Commander Karen, and the Anti-Vaxxer Brigade are leading the Trump Charge.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

DevsBro posted...

When the audio is inaudible during talky parts and wakes up the neighborhood during actiony parts.

Sound Editor: Our movies are engineered for the best possible optimal experience... wait, what do you mean people don't have cinema-level audio systems installed in their homes with paper thin walls?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Jabodie posted...

As a guy who likes competing open world bull shit, they went WAY overboard with Riddler stuff in City.

You are not going to like Knight then.


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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Short term saving now, but imagine how much they are going to have to pay when hundreds of thousands more become sick.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Tekashi: What did I do to deserve being ratted out on?!

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Summer_Ashigara posted...

Its really strange how people actually like trump.

I think those people only like him ironically, to "trigger" the left.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Save peoples lives first. The economy can be restructured after. Without people to repair it afterwards, the economy's collapse will be irreparable..

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Sounds like an extremist cult, trying to brainwash new recruits.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I wonder if the Fat Orange Idiot will lose his shit over this?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Rule 34.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

It's likely a false article, the source magazine for the piece it cites, can't be actually be found anywhere.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump has the most Participation Trophies in the entire history of Participation Trophies. Good job, Mama Trump!

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I wonder if prosecutors will pursue the death penalty.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Only on the days that end in 'Y'.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

More looks than talent that one.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

He was still alive? I thought their tiger ate him, at least that's what I heard.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

pikachupwnage posted...

By trump standards that is Nobel Prize Worthy.

Don't you mean "Noble" prize worthy?


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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

DanSmithK7 posted...

I bet this Jabba looking motherfucker would have a problem with "ok boomer" and "karen"

I bet his wife is a "Karen", and they both demand to see the manager when someone in the store tells them, "Ok, boomer."

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Spooking posted...

I used up all of my Donald Dollars, so I can't go out until I get some more.

There isn't going to be any more. Forcing the economy to reopen means no more.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Food service is going to take another big hit I think. Not so sure about clothing retailers though. Outside of a sale or promotion, when was the last time you saw a clothing store that was packed to the gills?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Yes. It sounds like a chemical imbalance, but check with a proper psychologist first. You might get lucky with a GP, but they are more than likely just going to refer you to one anyway. They'll probably set you up on a regime of anti-depressants.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

He wants to be publicly racist so, so, so very badly.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Ving_Rhames posted...

Gee, it's almost like words have actual consequences. Americans learn this at a very young age, why doesn't it stick with them through their lives?

Upon taking his vows as a Republican, he received the ceremonial iron needle implanted in to the logic center of his brain.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

lol her name is trump she can never do good

150 PB&J's sent to kinds with peanut allergies.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

World of Warcraft loves kicking you in the box like that.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Yes.

The definition of a Butler; A butler should answer calls to the household phone, greet guests at the door, assist in the planning of events and dinner parties, oversee table settings, and serve drinks and food. They will also (perhaps most importantly) manage the wine cellar. Additionally, a butler may have responsibility over other staff.

So I would hire additional staff to do the actual work, and I would manage them appropriately.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

https://i.imgur.com/mlfNUh8.jpg

"My cousin sure has a nice ass!"

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

You know what I'd do with ten grand? Buy some potato chips.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

MarthGoomba posted...

A constant -1 would be fine with me

Warm weather is awful

Agreed. I hate the heat.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Sex yes, you'd have to be blind not to. Butt? Hell to the no, that is way nasty.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Why don't you want to be safe or healthy?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump was exposed as a liar before he took office.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump: Reopen the country, now dammit!
country reopens, millions become infected inside of a month, November rolls around with millions more infected, and the casualty rates in the hundreds of thousands

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

All my controllers are wired.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

voldothegr8 posted...

If they make her a slutty pirate I'll watch, otherwise eh

Don't worry. If the movie doesn't make her slutty, Instagram thots will.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

The greatest prison break to ever happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnoIclboPFY

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I message him saying he looks like an idiot.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I imagine it would be difficult to walk with both of your legs 1.5 meters apart.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Can't be that bad, remaking the movies. How many are there now, three?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

How does Trump's NEET squad feel about this?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Shotgunnova posted...

Who knew that Goths had such boss powers?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Was it Dick Cheney? What is it with him and hunting "accidents"?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Buy her an ice cream of her choice.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."