Lurker > MachineJaipur

Thompson posted...

I envision Trump using every trick he can think of, but also that he'll be defeated so decisively that it'll make the 1936 election look like a close race.

Are we forgetting 1984 as well?

KINDERFELD posted...

This is another telltale sign that Trump will not leave the Whitehouse peacefully.

He is already stating that liberals are going to cheat in the upcoming election.

Smh.

He's really going to sacrifice his party for his own ego.

Republicans really made a deal with the Devil didn't they

It's interesting how the Alt Right in the UK are anti-police but in America it's the opposite

Depends on the onion inside the ring.

If it's crunchy and not chewy and I'm not pulling the onion out, then in my experience it's like a 8/10

If it's chewy and gross then 4/10

Bullet_Wing posted...

How about an individual PIN mailed to every American or able to be picked up from City Hall etc that you use in conjunction with your SSN/other identification number to log into a government site to vote? You'd need both the PIN and SSN to vote, so widespread fraud would be negligible.

That seems fair.

Or a double pin system (w/SSN)

Oh yeah because the 200 voting stations in Kentucky is totally a fair fucking election

Expecting one polling station to handle 616K Kentuckians is totally fucking fair.

This dude is a fucking joke and he knows he is going to get whipped in November and if there are similar situations in November with singular stations being expected to tend 100s of thousands or millions of Americans then there will be war.

This is the most pathetic last attempt power grab by the Republican Party and they deserve to burn in fucking Hell for it

Veggeta X posted...

Can I smell it next?

If they're down for it i guess

what would you do?

Homie should put a motion sensing video camera in his garage.

These pieces of shit need to be put away

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Who the fuck sets poll options so yes is on the bottom

I saw vegy's poll topic about Trump so in honor of that I set the options the same way

Is Diamond Joe just another POS politician?

He literally looks like a stunt double of himself

Its amazing

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/hd97qw/nypd_police_cant_find_any_drugs_in_the_car_so_cop/

I can't form into words how to describe my feelings towards this situation that would fit a TOS friendly description

mrgoatthief posted...

What if she only has an incel brother? Would you be brave enough to invite him for a threesome?

I don't know if I could in good faith invite a man to lose his virginity to his sister, regardless if that is his fetish/fantasy or not

mattymad posted...

You guys are hella clueless if you think this would ever happen outside of adult material.

It's not about if it would happen

it's if you'd have the courage to ask

Would you?

The Mexican Archer couldn't fire his bow because he didn't habanero

Insertion, covering in sauces, etc

Bullet_Wing posted...

You know, the campaign could have made the 6000 people sit 2 seats apart and claimed they were being responsible and social distancing.

"We wanted to let more people in, but couldn't do so safely"

But Trump and Co are too dumb even for that

yeah but then they'd have to admit covid is a concern

Earlier is a weird word

So is Windows

Error

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-bad-dancing-eggserver-gif-17255736

LordFarquad1312 posted...

What about necrozoophiliacs?

getting freaky with dead animals?

Alteres posted...

I don't get how cannibalizm wins these, does everyone assume it includes murder?

...but necrophilia doesn't?

Some people just get freaky with the morgue folk or dig up freshly buried bodies.

Which would you least be able to accept if someone told you that was what they were into

monkmith posted...

i saw this woman loosing her shit in the parking lot of a walmart yesterday, just yelling at some random person and every time he said something she'd start yelling louder to drown him out. finally he walked away and she started screeching and cursing at everyone watching...

was she a karen?

Today, yes.

Earleir this year/last year? No

His bungling of the handling of the situation certainly didn't help.

Never liked the art style of that show and that seems to carry the same art style.

MachineJaipur posted...

Surely legal mastermind and genius President Trump would never dare break the law by playing a song that he doesn't have the rights to /s

Called it in another topic. Lmfao

Like this.

TopKekBro posted...

He wants to win or else he goes to jail

Well polling definitely isn't his friend atm

Password does not meet the minimum strength requirements. It should be at minimum 8 characters composed of uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers, and special characters.

It has all of those but shitty fucking bullshit ass IT people can't apparently be bothered to do their jobs right

solosnake posted...

Its mind boggling to me that he has chosen to go full on racism for his re-election campaign.

i'm not convinced he wants to be President anymore

but his pride won't let him not run

Questionmarktarius posted...

...does it have to be human?

Preferably?

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Is Chick-Filler the corporation with ties to anti abortion groups, or am I thinking of Dominos?

They're the homophobic ones.

Or

yknow

you could just treat them like a human being

CE was not related to the first female genitals they remember seeing.

Proud of you CE

Jabodie posted...

Yes, she is legitimately acting just a nazi just to own the libs lol.

but when does acting like one cross into being one?

Jabodie posted...

Own the libs by acting like Nazis

https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU

Waiting for this day to dawn on them

https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/hcsgms

Bet she nearly died of a heart attack during Kaepernick kneeling.

Your mother bathing in front of you as a baby doesn't count. You have to explicitly remember the details. If you remember those baths then fine but just because you "saw" them as a baby, if you don't remember then it don't count

Oops he didn't cover Florida.

Anyways you'd think with polling showing almost nobody thinks he's handled the situation well, he'd be trying to at least put forth a good faith effort from here on out but I guess not

MFBKBass5 posted...

He didnt say Mexican. He said hombre He even said, you know thats a word I use a lot. Hombre.

Those bad hombres

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Stuff like buildings being demolished,

You reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/USE86UbsV8c

Blightzkrieg posted...

It's so ridiculous when the popular name has already been established and people still go out of their way to call it Chinese Flu or whatever.

It's not an inherently racist phrase but we're at the point that you'd only say it if you were trying to be racist, because otherwise nobody would know what you're talking about.

I don't see how it isn't inherently racist.

Did Woodrow Wilson have any cutesy names for the Spanish Flu?

Can you imagine if any other living president(Hell, world leaders) had cutesy names for something that's killed over 100,000 of their own people and is set to kill many more?

This is clearly showing the strain on his abilities as a functioning human being. It's so bad that he can't respond normally to it

bobbysjoby2 posted...

9f course there have, my point is they d edit out all they did, then show him grab her by the arm to cuff her or whatever as she screams "WHATDIDO I AINT DO NUTHIN!!!!" and post it with a caption about an abusive cop harassing an innocent protester, savy?

Obviously but usually they'll cut to a moment or two before and then after like 10+ seconds it'll show the officer abusing the protestor(s).

He could've retaliated at any point in that clip and they'd have to immediately cut to him hitting.