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TopicMe: "Nice shoes wana fuck?" Her: "Ummm I'm barefoot"
WWEPropaganda
12/28/19 10:28:51 PM
#7
Wii_Shaker posted...
TheMikh posted...

i know a girl that basically walks around barefoot all the time wearing some fabric on her feet that just look like sandals so she doesn't get called out for it

People deserve to be called out. I would appreciate it if it were me.

That might just encourage them to be barefoot more often.

Just look at what happened to former WWE Superstar and female sports entertainment pioneer Velvet Mcintyre

https://i.imgur.com/TvCIqHE.png

Known for her spitfire personality and fiery Irish attitude, Velvet was one of the most high flying and dangerous competitors of her generation.

However this proved to be somewhat of a detrement to her one day when someone stole her boots on the night of one of her matches. However you gotta believe Velvet refused to forefit and decided to compete anyway even if it meant going to the ring barefoot. She still won her match in impressive fashion and the entire crowd couldn't help but notice that she had no boots on.

As a result this actually became a trademark of Velvet who from that point on, always competed barefoot and with the crowd behind her and carrying less weight on her person as she flew around the ring, she usually won and it lead her to becoming the first ever Irish superstar to hold a championship in the WWE.

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And you gotta believe if no one had stolen her boots that fateful day or if no one had mentioned/noticed that she was barefoot, this never would have become a staple of her legendary career, she would have just worn boots again for her next match and the lack of fan attention might have caused her to never become champion.

Just goes to show that anything can happen in the WWE and anything can happen to your feet. You have to ensure you take good care of them

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TopicCE Word of the day - grudges
WWEPropaganda
12/28/19 10:13:15 PM
#2
A wise man once told me that basketballs don't hold them

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TopicYou ever get so drunk
WWEPropaganda
12/14/19 3:47:07 AM
#6
bossjony posted...
You forget things you did a hour ago and
Not just an hour ago. Sometimes people forget what's going on at that very moment

This is indeed true in more ways than one and was often a very serious problem for the 7 foot tall legend, Andre The Giant that a lot of people don't recognize.

https://imgur.com/ULm361O

Andre traveled all over the world and when you're 7 feet tall and 500 pounds, traveling is painful. Driving hurts, plane seats are too small and you can't use the toilets because they're too small. To make matters worse, Andre couldn't comfortably sleep in a normal sized bed. He needed a double bed to cope.

Especially in Japan and Mexico the large majority of the beds and toilets are designed for shorter people. What you may not know Andre had a huge appetite for drinking and he could drink A LOT. Famously Andre's hand could engulf an entire beer can.

One time at a bar he drank over 100 beers in a row and nearly literally drank the entire bar under the table... He had endless constitution.

Now imagine this but the toilets are tiny. In planes or in Japanese hotel rooms... And you're surrounded by hundreds of fans clawing at you and wanting you to make their wishes come true and you really need to pee.

Walking through airports and public places is a chore because you're 7 feet tall! Everybody is looking at you even those who don't know who you are all staring! And the hundreds who DO know who you are now running up to your and surround you. Blocking your way, grabbing your huge crotch and wanting auto-graphs and hugs and all sorts of attention when you may well be in a hurry. To the fans this is a once in a lifetime situation. For Andre it was every single day. Andre couldn't walk down a street as one man, he moved as the middle of a cube of excited fans surrounding him. Nobody not even The Big Show has experienced the sheer level of being unable to escape their fans in public than the attention attracting Andre the giant.

Or worse, you're hungover and want to lie down and all these fans are screaming at you and you go into the hotel room and the bed is a foot too short on both sides!! It was an amazing miracle that Andre was such a gentle giant to handle this for so many years with such grace and amazing fan reaction.

The way Andre tried to deal with this problem was to book hotel rooms with two single beds and push them together. However often the promoters running the tours would assume he miscounted and arrange for another wrestler to share the room with him. In response to this there were occasions where Andre would ask the other man to sleep on the floor. An act they'd have to oblige as who could say no to a 7 foot, 500 pound GIANT?

However this isn't all bad as it did once lead to an a very amusing story when it happened to WWE Hall of Famer Pat Patterson.

He was sharing the room with Andre and forced to sleep on the floor. And recalls Andre getting up in the middle of the night, meeting up with his young blond girlfriend, bringing her back to the hotel room and starting to make love to her.

2 reasons Patterson found this hilarious.

1. Why Andre, a 7 foot tall 500 pound man thought he could sneak out a room in the middle of the night, sneak back in and have sex without waking Patterson up.

2. When Patterson looked up from the floor as Andre and his girlfriend where really going at it he literally could not see the girl anymore. She was literally entirely blocked from his field of vision beneath the sheer girth of Andre The Giant.

Andre had drunk so much that you gotta believe he literally forgot that was impossible


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TopicThe Admiral is WARNED
WWEPropaganda
11/24/19 11:27:56 PM
#282
shockthemonkey posted...
SBAllen posted...
Guess we'll see what kind of person he is.

Guess well see what kind of person that dude who has been making racist posts for at least a decade really is.

I appreciate the explanation but god damn man


I think you might be missing his point. It's not necessarily about the moral character of the person in question but moreso about the lengths they might stoop to in order to return.

It reminds me of the time John Cena gathered 4 of the best Superstars WWE had to offer to take on the Authority in a 5 on 5 Survivor Series elimination tag match.

https://i.imgur.com/CXO7OUp.jpg

If Cena's team won then the Authority would no longer be in power, if the Authority's team won, all of John Cena's friends would be fired.

After years of abuse and horrible actions from the Authority being unchallenged and unpunished, everyone just assumed that it was impossible for them to ever be banished, just like with the Admiral. And this seemed cemented when most of Cena's team including Cena himself were dispatched with relative ease, just like those who ever questioned The Admiral.

However suddenly from out of no where Dolph Ziggler overcame all the odds and turned the match on it's head from 3 on 1 handicap foregone conclusion to a Team Cena victory by singlehandedly defeating The Devil's Favorite Demon Kane, Luke Harper and Seth Rollins back to back.

https://i.imgur.com/EbkSirX.jpg

The entire WWE universe celebrated in joyous shock similar to CE right here when the Authority was terminated.

However they all underestimated the Authority who had a back up plan to return as merely weeks later the devious Seth Rollins threatened to break the neck of the former WWE World Champion Edge unless the Authority were reinstated.

https://i.imgur.com/CJDTjtw.jpg

John Cena had no choice but to accept this cruel demand in order to save the life of his former arch-rival turned best friend and the Authority are still present in WWE Today.

Now you gotta believe The Admiral is not going to be threatening to break necks but you have to wonder, after so many years being empowered just like the Authority were is he really going to walk away or will he also have some similar devious trick to return just as soon as it has sunk in that he is truly gone?

SBAllen who I am sure is a huge WWE fan has obviously learned from what the Authority did and is being smart, not questioning the ethical character of The Admiral but instead pondering that just like with the Authority time will tell what kind of reprisal he will have to get back on CE.
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TopicMan check out this 800 pound Deadlift.
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 7:41:46 PM
#3
Machete posted...
which WWE superstar does he remind you of most?

Well former WWE Tag Team Champion and Powerhouse Member of The New Day, Big E.

Since that's exactly who it is and you can see why is part of the greatest WWE Tag Team and Stable of all time, the man is just so absurdly powerful.

The only man in WWE history who can match him for Power is The Worlds Strongest Man Mark Henry, and Big E is probably about twice as fast as Henry ever was.

Might want to get Tesla on the phone because this is a true hybrid athlete.
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TopicMan check out this 800 pound Deadlift.
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 7:37:11 PM
#1


You gotta believe that's some almost otherworldly strength right there from a man who is also so fast and athletic.

It's truly incredible.
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TopicStraight Pride Parade approved by the city of Boston for August
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 7:30:47 PM
#134
Yao posted...
You guys seem awful angry considering its just a parade after all


You have to wonder if people are angry at the "parade" or if they are angry at the intent behind it.

Like the time the WWE Universe was angry at former Incontential Champion William Regal challenged arch rival Chris Jericho to a "Duchess of Queensbury Rules Match" at Backlash 2001

At first Jericho got the upperhand and had Regal defeated dead to rights when suddenly moments before victory it was annouced that it was the end of "Round 1." preventing Jericho from getting his victory.

Then Jericho had Regal tapping out to the Walls of Jericho only for it suddenly to be annouced that the Duchess of Queensbury Rules means no Submission victories.

Then when on the ropes, Regal stooped to a dastardly low point and attacked Jericho with a foreign object. However moments before he could be disqualified it was annouced that Duchess of Queensbury Rules means No Disqualifcations.

And so on until the crook Regal eventually stole an underserved tainted win.

You gotta believe the WWE Universe were not angry at "Duchess of Queensbury Rules" which is just a match after all.

They were angry because the entire chrade was a dirty trick used as a tool to give Regal an unfair victory over Jericho who he could not defeat evenhandedly.

It was nothing but hate-filled spite to give a dirty loser a feeling of victory against people who were better than him. And that is what bothered men and women around the world.

Same seems true here.
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TopicAmericans, are you anti-american?
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 7:20:03 PM
#9
Yeah this is something that concerns me as well and I think there is no better way to see the issue than looking at the dynamic between WWE legend John Cena and his arch rival Rusev.

People like Rusev who come into another culture but yet do not want to integrate or assimilate into it at all and instead just want to be a part of their entirely separate superior "culture" leading to intense hate, anger and bias.

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Rusev is for collectivism. He doesn't care about Joe Q and he doesn't think anyone can achieve their dreams. He believes the little people have their place beneath the greater, running society for their betters. Focusing on genetic superiority and doing whatever is best for the State long before even considering what is best for yourself.

Meanwhile John Cena is for individualism. He stands up for hard-work. Hustle, Loyalty and Respect where any man or woman can live their dreams by putting the hours in, doing the impossible and pushing the boundaries. No matter who they are. he respects individuals and accomplishments from person to person. The cornerstone values and passions of the founding fathers and every redblooded American there is.

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Rusev sees John Cena as an anomaly. A reflection of a broken cog in a machine that he wants Russia to control. A man who doesn't know his place and harms the greatness of Russia and it's people by promoting lies, denial and poison to the world. Lies such as 'All Men Are Created Equal" and 'Never Give Up'

John Cena sees Rusev as an oppressive, cold and sad ghoul who doesn't understand love, doesn't understand dreams, doesn't know what it is like to be left on hard times with no guaranteed roof over your head and a broken knee and still hobble to work day in and day out just to prove everyone else wrong and achieve whatever it is that you want to achieve.

Now instead of Cena and Rusev learning from each other and slowly becoming part of a fluid improving culture. It's become two groups who wildly hate each other and want to remain separated solely because of a misguided ideal from Rusev that culture has to be a stagnant part of yourself.

And you have to wonder if the sheer biological superiority and ability of men like Rusev is what is leading to this anti-US boom in the nation as people see a physical marvel like that and go "Yeah, the US really can't compete."
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TopicWhat great economy? 40% of Americans struggle to pay bills
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 5:55:39 PM
#96
The Economy doing well doesn't automatically mean it is great for everyone, it can just mean the already wealthy are having a great run.

It reminds me of what happened to former WWE Champion Shawn Michaels who once earned a fortune annually but after a crippling near career ending back injury and a laundry list of other problems, forced him to earn less in the second half of his career. And years of taxes, charity donations, helping out his family/friends quickly started to add up.

He was in debt and had a family to support. So out of desperation had to crawl to the self-made millionaire JBL and became JBL's 'assistant' in order to feed his family and keep his head above water.

https://imgur.com/NV1OabX

The once great Michaels spent the next few months of his life having to carry JBL's bags, make his food, clean his home, interfere in his matches and do all sorts of degrading, humiliating things to make up the cash he needed.

http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wv/01/15498/15498.jpg

And it was an extremely dark period of his life. Now imagine that instead of someone like Michaels who was an extraordinary man living an extraordinary life that lead into an extraordinary situation. You're an incredibly ordinary man early into his adult life who has talent and ability and the potential to grow into greatness but require building yourself up through your experience and negotiating skills to do so.

Wiping the latter off the table entirely and forcing those people to earn the same as everyone else and not thrive, will many force people long before their peaks into situations were they have little or no choice than to do things that they do not want to do in order to achieve and support their families.

Additional jobs, embarrassing demands, loans. You name it. You'll end up with people instead of one person, spending years instead of months, before they reached their peak instead of after it, doing degrading work instead of reaching their full potential. Or giving up entirely and just quitting on their dreams and passion.

You gotta believe that this is the situation we find ourselves in today. Sure men like JBL are on top of the world and as such the "economy" is doing well.

But the average man in the street? He is just looking for where the next paycheck is going to come from so he can take care of his family
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TopicFlorida high school principal validates Holocaust deniers...
WWEPropaganda
07/07/19 5:14:51 PM
#34
You gotta believe someone needs to tell this clown about the WWE Hall of Famer Bruno Sammartino and namely his mother Emilia. Who had 7 children at the time the German Soldiers invaded her small village in Italy.

Forcing her and her neighbors to go into hiding in the mountains with no food, no decent shelter and only the bare minimal of possessions.

https://imgur.com/DLpwdj5

Then as her children began to starve and became deeply ill, she would routinely sneak back into her now occupied village, stealthily avoid the army of patrolling soldiers who would kill her without a second thought and retake her food and items from her home to return to the mountains.

One time she was spotted carrying a bundle of goods while trying to leave the village, and was shot by a horde of angry soldiers. She fell to the ground and dropped her belongings but she knew that if she stayed down she would die, and her children along with her. So with bullets whizzing past her head and pints of blood spurting out her body in every direction, she somehow, someway, got back to her feet and miraculously out-ran the trained soldiers, fleeing back to the mountains.

At the time young Bruno was suffering from rheumatic fever. And it was hard for him to helplessly watch his mother routinely walk into mortal danger. And this sense of fear was redoubled the night his brave mother returned, half-crawling with a bullet-wound covering her body with sticky red blood that was still pouring as she literally had none of the supplies they needed to survive in her hands.

Yet miraculously with no solid food supply, no clean water, no medicine and only partial movement left in her body from her wound. Emilia was able to nurse little Bruno back to health using what little blankets they had left and leeches they found literally on the floor.

Both Bruno and Emilia fought on, valiantly in the darkest of days with no hope. Just out of passion, love and determination. And merely a few years after the war was over, "Little Bruno" the starving malnourished urchin boy with severe rheumatic fever was now over 200 pounds, resembled a shaved bear and could carry a tree-trunk on his back.

The Italian Superman moved to America and quickly became one of biggest and most unstoppable superstars of all time. Dominating everything his path and becoming a millionaire in the 1960s. The man held the WWE Championship twice, for a combined total of 11 years. His 7 year Championship reign still holds the record for the longest WWE Championship reign in all history.

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But as successful and amazing as Bruno was. He never ever forgot that time where he was a little boy hiding in a mountain, dying of starvation, fiercely ill, with nothing to his name and no promise of a decent future, surrounded by Nazi enemies, being barely kept alive and repeatedly rescued by a small woman with no apparent skills or abilities of note. Just because she was a hero with the heart and determination to do what was unthinkable.

It just goes to show anyone is capable of anything if they put their hearts and mind to it. And it'd make him realize what he was doing was wrong.

You have to wonder if it is insulting to memory of women like Emilia or her son Bruno if we take the hard won freedom granted to us be defeating the evil Nazis and use it to pretend the Nazis (and thus their victims) never existed.
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TopicNothing is going to happen with Iran
WWEPropaganda
06/22/19 6:31:51 PM
#7
I wouldn't be so confident

You gotta believe retaliation can occur in the most unexpected ways. Like the time The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose stole the converted Money In The Bank Briefcase from his former best friend turned arch-rival Seth Rollins.

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Rollins was absolutely furious as you might expect since the briefcase contained a contract for him to challenge the WWE Champion at any time to a world title match. Without possession over it, Rollins felt emasculated and frustrated. He demanded that Ambrose return his property to him immediately.

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However to his surprise, Ambrose obliged. And left the briefcase in the middle of the ring for Rollins to collect. Rollins was certain this was too good to be true and quickly assumed that Ambrose had stolen the contract inside, leaving the literal briefcase itself in a pedantic way to trick him. He quickly hit the ring and opened the case up, expecting to find nothing... He couldn't have been more wrong.

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Ambrose had left the contract it sight unseen. But activated a wired trip mechanism that caused the briefcase to spurt stinky, greasy, slimy goop all over anyone or anything that attempted to open the case. Covering Rollins' face and pouring down his mouth, leaving him humiliated in front of millions of people all around the world.

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You should never be so complacent in expecting that revenge or a retailtory strike will never come, you have to wonder that if someone truly hates you, they could well just be waiting until you let your guard down or that they have an opening before they catch you unprepared.

Both Iran and the United States could well be in that position right now, just waiting for the right time to unleash the global political equivalent of spurting the other with green slime in front of the rest of the onlooking nations.
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Topicboobs > legs > ass
WWEPropaganda
05/25/19 6:38:28 PM
#19
You have to wonder if there is a "true" ranking to this at all since It depends on who you ask TC. Some people not only are not offended by buttocks but actually really like them. One of the most famous examples being former WWE Intercontinental Champion "Badass" Billy Gunn.

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A self-proclaimed ass man Billy Gunn would frequently talk about his ass or the asses of other men and women around the world on live television. He even had his own "Ass Man" theme music commissioned and nicknamed himself "Mr Ass." a monicker he was extremely proud of.

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Billy Gunn became so obsessed with his own ass that even after winning the King of the Ring earning a shot at the WWE Championship, he decided that the best way to prepare for the biggest match of his life was to get an expensive professional sensual buttock massage using the rarest oils and creams.
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Billy Gunn adorned his traditional wrestling tights with lips and even went so far as to do the unthinkable, beating WWE Legend The Rock to a pulp and then forcing him to kiss his ass as a sign of humiliation and submission.
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But you gotta believe it's all in the eye of the beholder. It it depends on who you are talking to and what you are intending to do. Given Billly Gunn's immense fan following across the world you just know that there is not a shortage of people who love asses. Even if they are a minority, they're a loud and big one.

And maybe there's enough room on this planet for everyone
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TopicIf God is real let's assume 100% do you hate him?
WWEPropaganda
05/25/19 3:35:00 PM
#94
r25 posted...
Imagine a mere mortal believing they can comprehend the plan of God aka the omnipotent creator of the universe.

And getting mad at what they think they understand.

r25 posted...

That's like a human trying to explain how the world works to a termite.


You gotta believe there are a few problems with this process of logic. For one thing your implication that God cannot explain himself or intervene as doing so would either be incomprehensible for humanity or would tarnish his plan raises questions about the competency and power of him.

If God is comparable to a parent raising a child or a human to a termite that can't comprehend 'adult' concepts beyond their understanding. Then he is flawed just as a parent. A powerful deity like God described in the Bible and Qu'ran should be able to intervene and affect/improve humanity and allow us to understand God and God's plan. While still sticking to the plan.

If God cannot do that, then he is not all powerful or all knowing. And is no better than The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry:

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An extremely powerful being sure and one you should fear the wrath of. But a flawed being with limitations and errors. To be respected and cheered or mocked and jeered by fans. But not worshiped and followed.

Switching gears now, your view also creates a dangerous and scary additional thought. Which is if we assume God is beyond human comprehension AND has an ultimate plan. How can assume that he is also benevolent and that his plan benefits human beings?

God might not truly care about the Earth. Our entire history from goop to dinosaurs to human beings could be phase one demo of prey he wants to create for his real prized creations to feed on as food 700 millions years from now.

Again like with former World Champion Mark Henry. As powerful and loving as he is perhaps the scariest thing about him is how malevolent and dangerous he can be to anything in his way when he has a plan:

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You rely on 'beyond our understanding' to explain God's actions (or inaction) yet claim our understanding of morality and the Bible and faith to explain why we must understand that God's actions and 'plan' is beneficial to us and therefore worship him unquestioningly.

Why would God even need a plan to begin with? The deity you're describing is merely an ethereal Mark Henry. Not a God to worshiped.
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TopicOh my God, the Arkham Knight is *Batman Arkham Knight spoilers*
WWEPropaganda
05/25/19 3:24:25 PM
#15
lilORANG posted...
I Remember the dev's specifically saying he was a new character, and not just some established character in a mask.


It's possible that they thought it was going to be someone else and then it just turned out to be Jason Todd all along.

Like the time the 6;11, 336 pound Big Red Machine Kane was set to do battle against the bizarre one known as Goldust

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However Goldust shortly shocked the entire world when he took off his entrance robe to expose a flamethrower set fire to Kane's face for the second time in his life

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Everyone was stunned and confused until "Goldust" revealed that he was actually the Cerebral Assassin Triple H, Kane's long time arch-rival who had merely disgused himself as Goldust as a ruse to get the drop on Kane and be first man in history to take down the unstoppable juggernaut.

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Considering the relationships between Batman and Jason Todd are very similar to the relationship between Kane and Triple H, you can imagine how the developers could have made a similar mistake.
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TopicFlorida Teacher brings armed weapon and knives to school in backpack
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 4:01:55 PM
#16
spudger posted...
so glad i dont live in florida

It's not just Florida you have to worry about.

In fact you gotta believe an even more egredious case than this comes from Teneesee when WWE ad Bounty Hunting Legend Dr David Schultz was being interviewed by his boss, the Billionaire Vince McMahon and WWE Hall of Famer Lord Alfred Hayes.

And for some reason the Southern Sensation decided it would be a great idea to pull out his gun collection and wave around his favorite firearm in the middle of the interview. This strange event took a turn for the worse when the good doctor accidentially fired the gun into the ceiling, causing Mr McMahon and Lord Hayes to scream in outrage

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Shultz didn't take too kindly to being yelled at and advanced on McMahon + Hayes with gun in hand as they backed off in fear (Possibly the only time in his life Mr McMahon has been afraid) and ran out of the interview.

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And you have to wonder, if this is how Shultz acts around his boss, a powerful billionaire with connections all over the world who signs his checks. How is he going to act around a stranger with no standing? Let alone an enemy.

No wonder he was one of the toughest Superstars and bounties of all time. Just find a way to stick Shultz at any school and no one would risk causing any trouble there any more..

Problem is I think the students and teachers would also be too scared to turn up
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Topic"We Broke Up"
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 3:39:52 PM
#2
Well yeah, you gotta believe it has been since former WWE Champion Shawn Michaels shocked the world by stabbing his best friend Marty Jannetty in the back.

Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty had been best friends their whole lives and had spent over 7 years as one of the best tag teams in the world known as The Rockers, traveling the globe and winning every tag championship that there is to win including the pinnacle WWE Tag Team Championship.

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However Shawn Michaels started to grow a dark side. He became cynical and aggressive, got angry that every time he talked about becoming WWE Champion people laughed at him and said he was too small, he's too soft, he's just a hearthrob not a real tough guy.

These comments cut Shawn deeply and led him to a downward spiral where he started neglecting Marty and becoming an arrogant, nasty man.

In the end when things seemed the most grim, Marty Jannetty tried to save Shawn's soul by inviting him onto Brutus Beefcake's legendary Barber's Shop so he could reforge their friendship before it was too late and go back to their winning ways as a tag team.

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At first Shawn agreed and the entire WWE universe erupted in cheers but this turned out to be a sickening ruse as Shawn shocked the world by doing the unthinkable, assaulting his childhood best friend and hurling him head first through a reinforced glass window, causing Marty do need 19 stiches.

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This caused the two to become bitter rivals but the reality was Marty never truly recovered from the betrayal and was no match for Shawn's ruthlessness. His career faded while Shawn's brutal tenacity ended up leading him to become one of the greatest stars in WWE's history.

This is one of the biggest and most memorable events in human history and you have to wonder if every dramatic "Break Up" event or video since has just been trying to rip off or copy the effect this had.

I mean just think about it. What happened before The Rockers broke up?

They knocked down the wall in Germany to unite East and West Germany. Nixon opened up relations with China. Gorbachev allowed American businesses in Russia.

The Rockers start to break up dramatically with the world watching and then what happens?

The Soviet Union breaks up, Quebec calls for an indepedance referendum, Brexit occurs, Russia and Japan squabble over islands, India backs out of returning third order enclaves to Bangladesh after Bangladesh already ratified it and India agreed to do the same, Trump wants to break up relations with Mexico using a big wall that would be perfect for throwing your best friend's head into after betraying him.

What you're telling me that's all a coincidence?

I swear if Shawn and Marty returned a shocking comeback next Monday On Raw (Remember anything can happen in the WWE) suddenly dramatic returns and unifications will be the fad for the next 30 years.
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TopicSophie Turner: "my husband taught me to love myself"
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 2:31:20 PM
#25
While confidence in yourself and your apperance is a good thing you gotta believe you need to becareful to ensure that you don't go to far and end up falling into arrogance.

Like what happened to former WWE Superstar Mark Jindrak who was a promising up and coming blue chipper with all the potential and skill in the world.

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Unfortunately no one was more aware of his apperance and ability than himself and as a result he fell utterly in love with his own body and completely self obsessed.

Dubbing himself "The Reflection of Perfection" Jindrak would spend hours staring at himself in the mirror. His entire free-time was devoted to either working out or starring at himself, so much so that he would literally carry mirrors to the ring and stare at himself before matches because he couldn't bare not admiring himself even for a little while.

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This ended up backfiring because if you take your focus off your opponent for one moment in the lions den that is the WWE, you're in danger. And Jindrak's only focus was himself. Which meant despite his accumen in the ring his career quickly went into free-fall until he eventually vanished alltogether and has never been seen since.

You have to wonder if Sophie Turner is risking going down the same path especially if her husband is threatening her that if she doesn't love herself enough he will leave. Very similar to what Legendary Manager Teddy Long was saying to Jindrak, only I presume with less sex. I really hope Turner doesn't feel pressured to end up making the same mistakes.

There's a fine line between self-assured self-confidence and arrogance and let's hope Turner shows more adaptivity walking in than Mark Jindrak displayed.
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TopicWhy do WWE titles look so bland now?
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 2:16:26 PM
#48
KamenRiderBlade posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
Also, R-Truth did carry Carmella on his back while defending the 24/7 belt recently.
Despite R-Truth's recent goofy lovable dancing fool gimmick, he's actually a lot more powerful and agile than most people give him credit despite being 47 years old.

Never make the mistake of underestimate R-Truth physical accumen due to his.... unique personality.

R-Truth is not only the 24/7 Champion but he is also a former Tag Team Champion, Hardcore Champion, United States Champion. This is a man who has taken John Cena and The Rock to the limit and let's not forget the time he and the Miz put the entire WWE lockerroom in such a state of fear that everyone except The Viper Randy Orton and The Celtic Warrior Sheamus voted no confidence and walked out of Raw until it was shown that R-Truth could be contained.

R-Truth is one of the most dangerous, talented, colorful and decorated superstars in WWE history and you gotta believe he's far from slowing down.
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TopicWhat's the best way to ask a girl if shes pregnant or fat?
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 1:09:57 PM
#15
Well that's easy, just tell her that you're on the Blow Away Diet made famous by WWE Superstar "Playboy" Buddy Rose who after a successful career of playboying ballooned to over 350 pounds.

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But thanks to the blow away diet, he slimmed down to a mere 217 pounds.

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If you ask her if she's on the diet as well and the girl says "Yes I am on the blow away diet too" then she is obviously pregnant. If she says "No, I'm not on Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet" then you gotta believe she's just put on a few pounds

Simple
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TopicWhy do WWE titles look so bland now?
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 10:02:19 AM
#35
I think what a lot of people don't understand is that the typical WWE Championship Belt weighs over 50 pounds. Solid Gold with thick reinforced Leather and Platinum Studs.

The WWE Universe often watches people carrying those championships with ease and forget that these man and women are true athletes who are incredibly powerful.

The difference with the WWE 24/7 Championship is that it is on the line 24 hours a day. As such the champion needs to carry it and often fight with it at all times. As a result you cannot have a championship that weigns over 50 pounds on your person as you're fighting other men.

To put it in perspective that's nearly half of what former WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee weighed. Now imagine Robert Roode trying to defend his title while carrying Half of AJ Lee on his back?

It's unthinkable isn't it.

You gotta believe the 24/7 Belt has to be minimalist in order to function. Don't forget the exact same thing happened with the former 24/7 WWE Hardcore Championship where the Gold was smashed in order to decrease the weight

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And as far as minimalist designs go you gotta believe the WWE 24/7 Championship looks fantastic, the green strap and metal plates draw the eye as much as they draw the jealousy of any man not holding it.
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TopicMen are afraid women will laugh at them.
WWEPropaganda
05/23/19 9:45:51 AM
#7
You gotta believe that men are afraid that women may do a lot more than simply laugh at them

I mean just look at what happened when WWE Superstar Terri Runnels started dating the former Intercontinental champion and former porn star Val Venis.

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Terri even broke up with her at the time husband Goldust just so she could date Val. Instantaneously involving them in a bitter rivalry that led to several fights.

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But then when all that was said and done and it looked like Val was standing tall in more ways than one. Terri made a huge announcement, stating that she was pregnant with Val's baby and that they had a bright future together.

However Val didn't take the news in stride, and instead burst into furious rage. Shocking the world as he screamed angrily that he could not possibly be the father as he had a vasectomy years before.

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As a result of the infidelity not only did they break up but Terri turned on her former man for his uselessness and even attacked him from behind with a vicious low blow

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She then joined forces with WWE Hall of Famer Jacqueline to form the team of Pretty Mean Sisters that terrorized the landscape of the WWE.

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You don't need to look any further than Wrestlemania a short month ago when Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair and Ronda Rousey went to war in the main event for both the Raw and Smackdown Women's Championships in order to see that Smart Sexy and Powerful women can be just as ruthless and capable as men.

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You have to wonder if you're simply concerned about being laughed at then may have underestimated the sheer tenacity and ability of strong women.
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Topicthese are some big tiddies
WWEPropaganda
05/22/19 6:58:52 AM
#12
Bluebomber182 posted...
@wwepropaganda pls tell us more about big es massive moobs


Well you gotta believe size isn't everything

Big E may be a biggie but you have to wonder if he can measure up to the aptly named "Masterpiece" Chris Masters who has such control over his physical accumen that he was able to make his pecs dance to the tune of Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train



Big E has done a lot of things in the WWE but he has never managed to achieve that
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TopicITT: Your Birthday Determines Your WWE Opponent. (Image Warning)
WWEPropaganda
05/22/19 5:54:56 AM
#27
Master_Bass posted...
ohn Cena in a Hair v.s Hair match at The United Nations Headquarters!

Not sure what that match type is

Hair vs Hair matches are one of the most humiliating matches in WWE history, were two warriors not only want to fight each other but permanently mark the the loser by shaving all their hair off. Completely violating them and leaving them a constant reminder of their loss, inferiority and failure every time they look in a mirror.

CM Punk had his head shaved and was forced to retire soon afterwards, he hasn't been seen since:

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Molly Holly had her head shaved on the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania in front of all her family and millions watching worldwide.

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The International Superstar from France Marcus Louis lost his mind the moment he lost his hair and shortly afterwards quit wrestling. He's not been seen since.

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Kurt Angle was turned from being an Olympic Hero promoting milk an vitamins to a vicious wrestling machine who broke everything in his path for a decade after Edge shaved his pride away along with all his hair.

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Now you gotta believe there's no shame in losing to John Cena, but every time you look in the mirror, every time you girlfriend sees you. The ONLY thing on your mind is going to remembering that John Cena took you to the woodshed and whipped you like a government mule for the rest of your life

IT's absolutely debilitating. Reaffirming your status as a second order man.
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TopicITT: Your Birthday Determines Your WWE Opponent. (Image Warning)
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 11:52:45 AM
#16
Jiggy101011 posted...
Vs Mike Chioda in a leather-strap match on Raw. No idea what a leather-strap match is.


A leather strap match is one of the most brutal, sadistic and dangerous matches in WWE history. Two gladiators are literally tethered together by the wrist by less than 10 feet of unforgiving reinforced leather.

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Removing any chance of escape or freedom and forcing both superstars to furiously physically battle each other until one competitor has suffered so much pain and endured so much devastation that they are rendered incapacitated long enough for the other to touch all four corners of the ring.

No Pinfalls, No Submissions, No Disqualifications. Just two superstars literally teathered together until one is so utterly devistated that they cannot stand anymore and get dragged aound the floor like a sack of potatoes

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It's widely considered to be one of the most grueling matches there can be and you gotta believe any man who steps into one, will never walk out the same way again.

Just take a look at the track record of Victims in Leather Strap Matches.

Tazz was defeated by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry The King Lawler and was beaten so badly that it shortened his career, forcing The Human Suplex Machine into early retirement.

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Mark Henry battled Sheamus in an absolute war and you gotta believe both men ended up casualties. Just look at Sheamus' battered and broken body:

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And take a look at what happened to Mark Henry:

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All his hair fell out
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TopicITT: Your Birthday Determines Your WWE Opponent. (Image Warning)
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 10:08:11 AM
#1
1st: John Cena
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2nd Kofi Kingston
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3rd: The New Daniel Bryan
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4th: Sami Zayn and Shane McMahon
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5th: Cesaro
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6th: Sheamus:
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7th: Carmella
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8th: Jinder Mahal
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9th: Bray Wyatt
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10th: The Kabuki Warriors
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11th: This guy
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12th Finn Balor
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13th: Brock Lesnar
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14th: Referee Mike Chioda
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15th Elias
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16th Bobby Lashley
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17th Sputnik Monroe
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18th Vevleteen Dream
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19th Naomi
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20th Seth Rollins
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21st Kevin Owens
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22nd Tony Nese
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23rd: Mandy Rose
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24th The Usos
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25th Johnny Gargano
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26th Roman Reigns
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27th Lacey Evans
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28th: Becky Lynch
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29th: Randy Orton
TopicReminder that Andre the Giant had to shit in bathtubs in Japan
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 8:02:29 AM
#60
CanuckCowboy posted...
Flintgrandad posted...
The Popo posted...
dj1200 posted...
That guy was 74 529lbs. Geez

He was billed as 74, but he was actually about 611 or 70. Heres a pic of him with Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wilt was 71, and he was a bit taller than Andre. (Still doesnt take away from just how damn imposing Andre was).

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These dudes must have custom clothing made for them.


And beds and customized cars too. It would suck ass to be that size and not have money. Suck ass hard. I went to hs with a dude who was 67 in grade 8 and 611 by the time we gradded.

He didnt come from money so the stuff he had to wear was super limited and imagine how small a bed would seem. Like his shoes were just the worst. He couldnt buy anything but some weird clunky pseudoscience dress shoes cause he was a size 16 and not many companies just make that.

This is more true than you probably know.

The Average Car for WWE Hall of Famer Andre The Giant is like trying to sit inside a microwave for a normal man. And no where was this more apparent than the time Andre was in a bus full of wrestlers touring across Europe, where just outside Paris he saw a man hopelessly standing at the side of the road, next to his car, with a wheel by his feet and looking utterly miserable.

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Andre told the driver to stop the bus (and nobody is going to argue with a 7'4, 560 pound Giant) then he left the bus and asked the man what the problem was. Now remember this is before the days of cell-phones or Internet.

The man said "I busted a wheel, I've got a spare but I don't have a jack."

Andre replied "No worries, boss" and with his bare hands easily lifted the enormously heavy car up, holding it place and laughing the entire time.

The man became furious, scared and angry shouting "What the hell are you doing!?"

The perplexed Andre (still holding the car) explained "I'm just trying to help, boss."

And the man screamed "MY FAMILY IS IN THAT CAR!"

Andre placed the car back down and to his horror saw that unbeknownst to him, the car had 5 passengers in it.

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Now you have to wonder if a man can lift up a car full of 5 human beings as easily as you pick up a a hungry dog, then just take a moment to imagine him sitting inside that car.

No contest.
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TopicChina is now broadcasting anti American propaganda
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 7:51:43 AM
#7
Honestly I don't think this is due to anything Donald Trump has done. I think the reality is quite different.

You have to wonder if the true reason China feels emboldened to be more aggresive to the United States is because they are now aware that the 6 foot 8, 285 pound Animal Batista has officially retired after suffering a humiliating loss to Triple H at Wrestlemania.

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Think about it. America's power and influence in world politics has never come from inserting itself into global affairs. In fact its rise came from almost the opposite, the controversial benefits of inaction during the first years of World War 2. A conflict that America profited off immensely, pulling it out of a depression and to the top of the world (literally) and a conflict that they only even entered when attacked.

America historically does not start fights or conflicts. It's just the nation that finishes them. It is voluntarily the source of international commerce and entertainment the world over. With insertions only happening when their hand is forced by another nation or culture trying actively to start a fight to shut them down.

Which is what we're seeing right now. You gotta believe the whole China/America dynamic is like the time The French Sympathizers La Resistance threatened the Former World Champion Batista that they were going to take the American flag and shove it down his throat.

In retaliation The Animal challenged them to a 2 on 1 handicap match and unleashed vicious fury upon both men simultaneously. Conquering them with unrivaled domination.

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After leaving them looking at the lights and wishing they were back in Quebec were they belonged, Batista remembered their claims of what they would do to the American Flag. And decided that if they planned to stick it down his throat, he better stick their flag somewhere else.

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Shortly afterwards they never never heard from again. China saw all this and as such was too scared to take any action against America out of an intense fear of reprisal from Batista. A man who would never start a fight. But always finish one.

But now China is watching closely and with Batista gone, they for the first time in decades they are testing the waters. No longer terrified.

And that's not Trump's responsbility, it would have happened to any president who happened to be in office the month after Batista retired.

I mean Trump could ask Batista to come out of retirement but who in the world could you convince to go up to the 6 foot 8, 285 pound Animal Batista and tell him "No!"? Because whoever you gave that job would probably end up in China after Batista throws him in anger.
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TopicI came up with the following scenarios in which I may lose my virginity!
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 7:27:40 AM
#11
TC you have to wonder if it's healthy to emulate these scenarios in your head because even if they happen they might not be as satisfying as you think they will be.

Like what happened when former WWE Intercontinental Champion and King of The Ring William Regal lost his virginity in the streets of Blackpool England when he was a wee barely legal adult.

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Regal was new to the Wrestling world and had spent the last several months getting his bum kicked by men twice his size with 20 times his experience. Then one day while backstage getting prepared to referee a main event tag team match between top stars in front of a sell out crowd, a beautiful young Scottish lass approached him out of no where and started coming onto him. Fiercely and aggressively, until she straight up invited him to have sex with her in the back of the ring-truck.

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Regal was nervous and awestruck but he was as stubborn and determined outside of the ring as he was in it. So he agreed and let her lead him into the truck and onto some sound equipment. He was so bedazzled, excited and confused that he didn't realize it was a trap. Close to the entire ring-crew and half the active roster where standing around and watching as he lost his virginity forever.

It took 5 seconds for him to realize that he was surrounded, and then his excitement turned into horror. Even the girl was laughing now as the booming entrance music could be heard in the distance and she said "Weren't you supposed to be doing something?" reminding him of the tag main event match he was supposed to be officiating right now.

The Rookie Regal leaped out of the truck, desperately clawing at his pants, or should we say trousers to get them back on as he sprinted to the ring. However once he made inside the squared circle, out of breath and calling for the opening bell. Steve Peacock (one of the fellow wrestlers) grabbed a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize but we can't wrestle with a referee who has a massive erection."

Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

And everyone remembers their first time, no matter how brief. So this memory has been permanently burned into the enigmatic Englishman's mind. It's what caused him to become so embitted and ruthless in the ring for his entire career.

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So anytime you're trying to imagine your perfect magical fantasy of how you will lose your virginity to a beautiful lady in a crazy scenario, just take a moment to picture what William Regal went through and realize that despite what people will tell you to brag, what you really want to is to be patient and just wait until you find the right woman or man and just let it happen naturally when you're comfortable.

Because you gotta believe that when it does happen, you will remember it forever. And do you really want a juvenile fantasy to be the thing you never forget? Or something much more meaningful
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TopicBlackface was viewed as a sign of support and acceptance back then.
WWEPropaganda
05/21/19 7:13:05 AM
#10
It's not surprising at all. You have to wonder when you look at history if it's often entertainers, especially the most controversial ones that push the boundries towards equality and make the public realize how foolish their attitudes can be.

Just like Wrestling Legend Sputnik Monroe who firmly believed in equality during a time of strict segregation in Tennessee during the 1950s. And was furious at the notion of only allowing black patrons into one small segregated part of the arena known as the "Crow's Nest"

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Spudnik man made headlines worldwide after being arrested and forced to pay an enormous fine for "drinking in the black cafes with several black friends." as a violation of segregation. And then shocked the world again by being one of the first white men in America to ever be represented in court by a black lawyer. And the absolute first in Tennessee

After this every show he ever attended in the south, there were thousands of Black, Asian and Hispanic fans at the gates wanting to see Spudnik, who where literally being turned away at the door because "The Crow's Nest is full" despite half the arena seating being empty. Until Spudnik straight up refused to compete at any arena unless the crowd was desegregated and all fans, regardless of race or gender where allowed to sit together.

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And at the time, the establishment and authority hated him and vilified him for his dangerous subvesive attitudes but he maintained that he had the kids on his side and the minority fans on his side. And that's all he needed.

In fact if you look back at the high school years books of the American south during the 1950s and 60s you will see a Smrgsbord of young men and women who have a blond streak in their hair identical to their hero Spudnik Monroe (A blond streak was incredibly controversial in those days)

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But despite the hostility of people at the time, Monroe ended up being one of the most important bringers of equality in all of the Southern United states. As his immense popularity turned the wrestling businsess and sports in general on their head.

Small towns that used to average 300-500 fans a show now had turnaway crowds of 7,000 packed to the rafters. He set an indoor attendance record in Memphis of nearly 14,000 men and women that not even Elvis could out do that stood for over 30 years and was only beaten when much larger arenas were built.

So many fans flocked to the shows that no promoter on Earth was stupid enough to turn down their money. The problem was the fans were black, white, Asian, Hispanics, probably a few aliens in there for all we know. Everyone just wanted to see Spudnik. So the entire segregated "Crow's Nest" seats for black fans vanished close to literally overnight.

And once those segregated seats were gone for wrestling events, and black/white fans sat together in harmony and no riots. It became impossible for the bigoted politicans and social bemoaners to claim that Football or Baseball or Athletics or Boxing or any sporting event required segregation.

So it wasn't long at all after that that no Arenas in the South were racially segregated anymore. There was no excuses left. Leading to a boom in southern sports, people meeting new friends, huge strides for equality.

Due to this Spudnik retroactively a considered a hero despite all the abuse he endured at the time.
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TopicMoney in the Bank tonight but I haven't watched a minute of WWE since WM.
WWEPropaganda
05/19/19 6:24:54 PM
#21
Not to mention the Premier Athlete Tony Nese who defends his Cruiserweight Championship against the Wealthy Youngster Ariya Daivari. Both men boast impressive winning streaks but one of those streaks has to come to an end tonight in fast placed high flying action that you only find on 205Live.

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And that's all right? Wrong!

Don't forget the Show's Namesake. The Two Money In The Bank Ladder matches where the best athletes in the world fight for a chance to challenge the World Champion whenever they want.

Ricochet, Drew McIntyre, Baron Corbin, Ali, Finn Blor, Andrade, Randy Orton and the unlikely Sami Zayn who earned his spot by defeating The Monster Among Men Braun Strowman battle for the men's Money In The Bank Contract

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And Nikki looks to make the entire women's divison Cross as she has become a last minute replacement for Alexa Bliss in the womens Money In The Bank Ladder Match between Natalya, Dana Brooke, Naomi, Bayley, Mandy Rose, Ember Moon, Carmella (Last Year's Winner)

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Man forget Game of Thrones, if you want to see blood, sweat, tears, emotion and warfare there's only one place to be tonight and that's watching Money In The Bank on the WWE Network.

You're going to kick yourself forever TC when your grandkids ask you where were you when WWE Money In The Bank 2019 was on and you say "Oh I was doing something else."
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TopicMoney in the Bank tonight but I haven't watched a minute of WWE since WM.
WWEPropaganda
05/19/19 6:24:48 PM
#20
Oh man you gotta believe you are in for an absolute treat as Money In The Bank is shaping up to be the greatest show in WWE History.

The WWE Raw and Smackdown Womens Champion The Man Becky "Two Belts" Lynch has agreed to not only challenge Sassy Southern Belle Lacey Evans with her Raw Womens Championship on the line but The Man decided she will also put her SmackDown Womens Championship on the line against Charlotte Flair on the same night!

Has The Man bitten off more than she can chew? Can she retain two titles in one night against such high-caliber Superstars, one a record eight-time Womens Champion and the other the most conniving competitor she has never faced?

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And if that wasn't enough, the two most decorated Superstars in WWE history, Challenger AJ Styles and Champion Seth "Freakin'" Rollins go head to head in a long awaited dream match with the Universial Championship on the line. AJ Styles has been very vocal that Rollins is only the champion because Styles used to be on the Smackdown Brand and he intends to pull out all the stops to prove it.

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The New Daniel Bryan and his intellectual equal Rowan take on The Usos in a war that if it's anything like what happened on Smackdown Live you have to wonder how many doctors are going to need to be on hand for the aftermath.

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Former Universal Champion Roman Reigns continues his battle against the McMahon family's goons as he takes on Elias in a bout that's already being described as happening tonight.

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The Wildcat Kofi Kingston defends his WWE Championship against his former close friend Kevin Owens who had joined The New Day in the place of the injured Big E. However this turned out to be a ruse as Owens used the oppounity to cripple Kofi's best friend Xavier Woods with a devistating Powerbomb to the ring apron.

Now with Big E injured and Woods far from 100%, Kofi still hurting from his rivalry with The New Daniel Bryan has to somehow muster up the physical and emotional strength to defeat his former friend who is looking more vicious and better than ever.
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After their Falls Count Anywhere match at Wrestlemania turned into a sprawling brawl all over the arena, The Miz and Shane McMahon will end their bloodthirsty rivalry inside the only thing that contain them, a 16 ton steel cage. Shane McMahon is determined to prove that he truly is the Best In The World and The Miz is unwilling to let Shane get away with humiliating him in front of his wife and unborn child as well as brutally pummelling Miz's father, Mr Miz at Wrestlemania.
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Speaking of Family humiliations, Rey Mysterio is still stinging from his under 60 second loss to United States Champion Samoa Joe at Wrestlemania in front of his shocked son Dominick. Rey has sworn on his family that he still has what it takes to be a Champion in WWE and this could be his last ever chance to prove it as the ultimate underdog lives up to his name sake challenging the man who outweighs him by over 100 pounds. The Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe.
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TopicReminder that Andre the Giant had to shit in bathtubs in Japan
WWEPropaganda
05/19/19 10:15:40 AM
#44
RiderofHogs posted...
He also liked to bang all the women he could over there. I forget who said it but he walked in on him and a girl and it was like a bear fucking a rabbit.

That was WWE Hall of Famer and first ever WWE Intercontinental Champion Pat Patterson.

Pat Patterson is one of the greatest superstars ever in WWE history, not only being a dominant singles competitor but also as part of what is widely considered to be the greatest tag team of his generation with Ray Stevens, known as The Blond Bombers. He is also the creator of the Royal Rumble match and has influenced hundreds if not thousands of young men's careers.

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He came to America in the early 1960s to join the toughest industry on Earth without being able to speak a word of English. Not only that but he did so a homosexual.

To put that in perspective, being a gay foreigner who can't speak English among the toughest, meanest, strongest people in America in the 1960s is like going up to Daenerys Targaryen and telling her that her dragons suck and you can easily kick their asses.

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At the time wrestlers when touring all over the world had to share hotel rooms back in the day for cost cutting and while normally this was fine it was problematic when Andre was concerned because he was so huge he often had to push two single beds together to make one that could hold him.

One time him and Patterson had to share a hotel room and Andre "Asked" if he could push the bed together and Patterson sleep on the floor. And when a 7 foot 4, 560 pound undefeated Giant "asks" you to do something you say "Of course Andre! No problem!" which exactly what Patterson did.

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This also would have been fine if it wasn't for one night at 3AM when Patterson was trying to sleep on the floor, a drunken Andre burst into the room with a girl he just met and tried to tip-toe to the bed and sleep together without waking Patterson.

There were 2 reasons Patterson found this hilarious.

1. That Andre, the 7 foot 4, 560 pound Giant could "Sneak" into a room and have sex with a lady without waking a man 2 feet away.

2. When he looked up he literally could not see the girl. Andre was on top of her and so huge that he was literally obscuring the entire view.

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It just goes to show that anything can happen in the WWE.

And indeed anything can happen at Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network when the 5 year Military Veteran Lacey Evans takes on Becky "Two-Belts" Lynch for the WWE Raw Women's Championship and Charlotte Flair daughter of the great Ric Flair takes on Becky for the WWE Smackdown Women's Championship on the same night

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The odds have never been more against Becky in the biggest two matches of her career so the question remains is becky going to analogously be like the girl who was decimated by Andre or is she going to be like Andre and pull of the biggest conquest of her life?

You gotta believe there's only one way to find out
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