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TopicIf you dont have kids.... why not?
The Nintendo Master
01/02/20 10:54:42 AM
#39
because I don't even have a girlfriend

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TopicIf boneless chicken breasts were cheaper than boneless chicken thighs,
The Nintendo Master
12/31/19 1:32:34 PM
#8
I just want to know how the boneless chickens these things come from survive on a day-to-day basis

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TopicHere is an image of the brand new Monopoly Longest Game Ever Board.
The Nintendo Master
12/30/19 11:19:11 AM
#2
There are far too many variations of monopoly, it's just like a meme board game at this point.

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TopicWhat is your favorite Star Wars games?
The Nintendo Master
12/29/19 6:24:26 PM
#20
Rogue Squadron II and III
Ep: 1 Racer on the N64
Rebel Assault, but probably just for nostalgia value, no idea how it would hold up if I tried to replay it nowadays

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TopicWhat is the most disappointing Pixar Film for you?
The Nintendo Master
12/27/19 12:35:43 AM
#28
In terms of what I was hoping for and what I got, Incredibles 2. I was hoping for so much, absolutely loved the original, and I didn't like the sequel at all. Jack-Jack was funny, but not enough to carry the movie.

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TopicRemove from your username all letters found in 'Trump Impeachment'.
The Nintendo Master
12/19/19 8:03:05 PM
#70
dos

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TopicName one very popular video game title that you will never play.. Ever!
The Nintendo Master
12/14/19 12:45:25 AM
#38
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

never played it, backlog's too long to ever really bother thinking about doing so

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TopicWhat is your first name?
The Nintendo Master
12/13/19 3:26:25 PM
#29
The

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TopicHot nude girl in Garden of Eden offers you the forbidden fruit. Do you eat some?
The Nintendo Master
12/13/19 12:01:55 AM
#23
Eve's legs/armpits weren't shaved

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TopicProject Scarlett officially named "Xbox: Series X"
The Nintendo Master
12/12/19 9:15:15 PM
#10
XBox Se.X?

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TopicYesterday my 7-year-old told me Fortnite sucks
The Nintendo Master
12/12/19 2:22:22 PM
#13
konokonohamaru posted...
Good, you're raising your kid right


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TopicCE, what is the MADDEST you've ever been at a game?
The Nintendo Master
12/11/19 1:18:43 AM
#21
Prince of Persia Sands of Time for PS2

The PS2 controllers had a button that would let you turn the analog sticks off for some bizarre reason I don't know. Prince of Persia had a really strange bug where the rumble from combat in the game would cause the button to get triggered. Before I knew that, I'd be fighting a battle and suddenly the prince would start moving in the weirdest directions and wouldn't do what I was trying to make him do. I'd use up all of my sand reversing and trying to redo what got screwed up, but it was no use, I kept dying over and over. Finally stood up, took off my headphones, and smashed them on the ground. After that I researched it and found out that if you disable the rumble in the game, it will solve the problem.

Incidentally, I let my dad's one co-worker borrow the game after I had beaten it and he never gave it back. As much as the game pissed me off, that annoyed me more in the long run.

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TopicWhat's a videogame secret you didn't know about until years later?
The Nintendo Master
12/09/19 1:19:12 PM
#12
The first thing that came to mind was the crazy level skip warps in DKC2. Found out about them by watching speedruns.

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TopicHave you ever had to been put to sleep?
The Nintendo Master
12/05/19 11:33:42 AM
#37
Wisdom teeth

I remember sitting there and suddenly felt like laughing and then boom nothing, then waking up and feeling really tired.

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TopicOf these 10 upcoming games, which will you play?
The Nintendo Master
12/02/19 11:21:13 PM
#31
Animal Crossing: New Horizons

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TopicThis 1999 Tarzan music video...... holy shit.
The Nintendo Master
12/02/19 5:17:38 PM
#6
Always liked Wizard of Oz, no music video for that one though

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TopicLet's remember a video game platform 8: Nintendo Wii
The Nintendo Master
11/22/19 10:19:42 AM
#24
When it was coming out, I was in college, it was winter, and I swung by a Target after classes to see how bad the line was, there were enough spots in line that I could have gotten in line and gotten one, but I didn't have a winter coat or anything and would have frozen outside, I knew by the time I grabbed my coat and got back I wouldn't be able to get a spot in line, so I missed out. Then another batch was released and a Target or Best Buy that was like an hour away announced that they'd have some, so a classmate and I got in a car early in the morning and drove all the way there, were in line and would have been able to get one, but there were people in front of us who were there to get an XBox or something, and the store ran out of stock of XBoxes and the people who were going to buy them went and bought Wiis instead, thus depleting the stock before our turn came up, so we got nothing. Finally, I knew another batch was coming out, so I decided to check the local Walmart the night before, they had enough spots in line that if I got in line I was going to be guaranteed to get one, so we lined up in the garden center and stayed there all night until the store was able to sell them at like 6 or 7AM. I bought Kirby: Squeak Squad while in line and played it for a bit, also slept for a little bit as well. That time I finally got my Wii, but I don't even think I was interested in any of the games that were available for it at the time, so I just had Wii Sports for a bit.

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TopicWhat the hell is Google doing?
The Nintendo Master
11/22/19 12:57:26 AM
#14
Use Bing

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TopicPEEPS that eat tins of TUNA @ their desk in the office
The Nintendo Master
11/21/19 5:09:57 PM
#4
People that capitalize random words in their topic titles

Why

It's freaking annoying

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TopicFive Guys fries the best?
The Nintendo Master
11/14/19 9:35:54 AM
#32
no, they are not the best

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TopicWhat are going to be your next "big" purchases?
The Nintendo Master
11/13/19 11:59:48 PM
#86
I'd like to get a thermal camera of some sort, but realistically it will probably be when I pre-order a PS5.

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TopicHow big is your best tv?
The Nintendo Master
11/08/19 2:37:56 PM
#7
65"

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TopicSix degrees of Mario
The Nintendo Master
11/07/19 3:58:06 PM
#11
Nitroplus Blasterz: Heroines Infinite Duel

Though perhaps that may not count as a crossover game since it's all Nitroplus.

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TopicMicrosoft Japan Says 4-Day Workweek Boosted Workers' Productivity By 40%
The Nintendo Master
11/06/19 11:00:40 PM
#30
In college I worked a 4 10-hour day work week, and aside from my bad sleeping habits at the time screwing with me, I loved it. You could do everything you needed to do around the house and run errands and whatnot on Friday, and then you had Saturday completely free to do whatever the heck you wanted.

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Topic'Holy shit, that new fighting game looks awesome!'
The Nintendo Master
11/04/19 2:04:32 PM
#6
Honestly, I just miss having to unlock characters by doing interesting things

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TopicFacebook announces that it is now FACEBOOK
The Nintendo Master
11/04/19 1:44:25 PM
#10
Like and share if you remember when it was called TheFacebook

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TopicFull Video: Crazy Demon fights with another driver while kids listen to Kidz Bop
The Nintendo Master
11/03/19 10:32:00 PM
#9
kidz boP

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TopicCute eurwhasian gf call me Yokozuna in bed
The Nintendo Master
11/03/19 1:58:19 PM
#6
Is that like 1/3 European, 1/3 whale, 1/3 Asian? Or just 1/2 European, 1/2 Asian, the size of a whale?

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TopicI want to get something sweet but I don't know what
The Nintendo Master
10/31/19 11:49:11 AM
#2
Reese's Fast Break

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TopicI hate when people give consoles a numbered gen
The Nintendo Master
10/24/19 2:43:19 PM
#18
Third Gen GameFAQs user problems

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TopicWas it actually fun playing arcades in the 90s?
The Nintendo Master
10/24/19 12:26:55 AM
#52
I loved going to arcades, I still go to them whenever I see them

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TopicSony: PS5 is the upcoming world's fastest console
The Nintendo Master
10/23/19 7:52:31 PM
#2
If I sit down on mine at the top of the mountain and Max Coveri doesn't start playing and I don't start flying downhill ridiculously fast I'm gonna be pissed

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TopicHow many of these fifteen 2019 game releases have you played?
The Nintendo Master
10/23/19 11:59:14 AM
#32
1

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TopicNintendo Switch controllers have been really shit for me
The Nintendo Master
10/23/19 9:35:11 AM
#7
The current standard fix (or at least it was the last I heard) for joycon drift is to contact Nintendo for a free replacement
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-addresses-switch-joy-con-drift-reports-wi/1100-6468653/

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TopicWould you let your 16 yo daughter go out of town with her friends for a concert?
The Nintendo Master
10/22/19 5:05:49 PM
#27
Are we sure this isn't Duncanwii talking about his girlfriend going out to concerts and he wants to stop her?

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TopicRise of Skywalker final trailer
The Nintendo Master
10/21/19 10:57:04 PM
#53
Too bad they screwed up the last jedi so bad, otherwise I might go see it in theaters

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TopicSoon we'll be seeing Christmas stuff pop up
The Nintendo Master
10/20/19 4:22:49 PM
#10
Christmas stuff starts arriving in stores in August

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TopicWho do you use in Mario games?
The Nintendo Master
10/18/19 4:01:21 PM
#33
Why is Toad missing?

Why do people not take Toad seriously?

Why is Toad not in Super Smash Bros. as a playable character yet?

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TopicDid a lot of people actually beat Super Mario Bros.?
The Nintendo Master
10/18/19 11:16:22 AM
#17
I've never beaten it on the NES, I usually choke at 8-2 or 8-3. I beat it on the GameBoy Color though, but I think it's easier on there.

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TopicFirst thing that comes to mind when you see the letters 'SD'?
The Nintendo Master
10/17/19 11:21:08 AM
#57
card

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TopicTom and Jerry Kids vs A Pup Named Scooby Doo
The Nintendo Master
10/15/19 6:59:59 PM
#12
Oh wait, I was thinking of the Scooby Doo with Scrappy in it, so take -1 off Tom & Jerry Kids and give it to A Pup Named Scooby Doo

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TopicSo my phone is calling itself
The Nintendo Master
10/15/19 6:58:46 PM
#7
Yeah, I've gotten that, I just ignored it

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Topicname a place in USA no one thinks about
The Nintendo Master
10/11/19 7:49:14 PM
#8
Nebraska

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TopicBest fries you've ever eaten?
The Nintendo Master
10/11/19 5:10:01 PM
#11
Honestly, they were probably low budget fries and not that great, but when I was 13, a college kid I was friends with took me skiing for the first time and we went to eat at the ski lodge afterward. They had these batter dipped fries that tasted absolutely amazing. We figured it was probably because I was really hungry after skiing for a while. I never forgot those fries.

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TopicHow old are you guys?
The Nintendo Master
10/11/19 9:42:12 AM
#29
33

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