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| Topic | Now snowflakes are attacking McDonald's happy meal toys. |
| Starmieketone 11/02/19 11:22:11 AM #57 | I see the outrage industry is alive and well in this topic. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | The President can't see shit |
| Starmieketone 11/02/19 11:20:54 AM #5 | Honestly, there are far better issues to criticize him on, rather than his lack of 20/20 vision in his 70's. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Let's talk about Joker *spoilers* |
| Starmieketone 11/02/19 11:18:31 AM #3 | His acting was sublime, the rest of the film felt like it was pitched at Basic Barry, who wants to feel "DEEP". --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | It is lunch time. To you right a popeye. Your left a chickfila. |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 1:25:24 PM #13 | This is all Greek to me, I vote Red Rooster. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | You get an onion ring in your french fries... |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 1:22:53 PM #14 | ThyCorndog posted... Starmieketone posted...I devour that sleekit beastie, and hope that the Elder God Fodmaps smiles upon me. Thy Corndog smiles upon me, a lesser god, but a god nonetheless. I feel blessed. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Current Events, my thyroid is apparently swelling like a balloon. HALP (ITPOOT*) |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 1:17:15 PM #7 | I must admit, I am concerned. Whilst Marty Feldman possessed, ITPOOT, a certain "swag", I would much rather prefer to look like him rather than Rodney Dangerfield. However, alas, it seems that has been bypassed straight to the full en-Georgement. I fear what I shall spawn as my Prequel Trilogy in this state. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Current Events, my thyroid is apparently swelling like a balloon. HALP (ITPOOT*) |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 1:15:12 PM #6 | It shall be hidden cosmetically. However, rest assured, dear readers, medical attention has been sought. Referrals have been written and my place of employment has been informed. Blood has been drawn to check thyroid levels (however I did not receive a lollipop and now I feel somewhat cheated?) --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Why is it that weebs tend to be submissive and masochistic w/r/t women |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 1:01:27 PM #8 | And thus Pukelid spake, verbatim: "holy shit this guy is an instant ignore" --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Current Events, my thyroid is apparently swelling like a balloon. HALP (ITPOOT*) |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 12:59:22 PM #3 | Speak for yourself, monsieur Ancient Greek Punosaurus. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Sick and tired of being assaulted by patients |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 12:58:28 PM #108 | I understand your plight entirely. I decided to find an occupation other than teaching after an eighth grader well and truly violated my personal space. He imposed his face a mere two inches from mine and waved his arms about. To add insult to implied injury, he even made "Bloo-blagh-blargh-blah" noises. Despite the training I received from my father in the pugilistic arts, I acquiesced to my better nature and simply spoke to him in a measured tone. (All the while thinking of other occupations my genius would be well suited to.) --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | You get an onion ring in your french fries... |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 12:53:57 PM #4 | I devour that sleekit beastie, and hope that the Elder God Fodmaps smiles upon me. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Current Events, my thyroid is apparently swelling like a balloon. HALP (ITPOOT*) |
| Starmieketone 08/30/19 12:52:56 PM #1 | I did not notice a number of warnings of its imminent inflation over the last few weeks. Twinges in my neck, shortness of breath and a catch in my throat. Now, it looks as if I am the lovechild of a replete python and a ping-pong ball smuggler. This is a serious, real-life event, afflicting my venerable personage. How may I hide my affliction, aside from a panoply of scarves? *In The Parlance Of Our Times --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | OK CE Ask Me Anything. |
| Starmieketone 08/03/19 8:26:39 PM #3 | MasterGakke posted... Where did you come from? Where did you go? This --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | What's that movie where a man grew a beard to show time had passed |
| Starmieketone 08/03/19 7:45:37 PM #7 | fenderbender321 posted... The Adventures of Milo and Otis. Loved that movie when I was a kid. The sex scenes were epic! --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | El Paso shooter was a fucking racist. How is this not a problem? |
| Starmieketone 08/03/19 7:43:08 PM #39 | He was probably also an Incel. --- A taste of lion's paw, locked jaw |
| Topic | Current Events, why does my hard palate squeak? |
| Starmieketone 07/03/19 5:28:57 AM #1 | To be specific, when I press against it with my tongue, it squeaks like a rubber balloon. Now, I know that no matter how wild I may have been in my youth, I never ended up with one of *those* up my nose... I would try webMD, but then Id just end up with cancer. --- One evening, I sat Beauty in my lap. And I found her bitter. And I cursed her. |
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