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TopicAOC sells out and works with The Zodiac Killer
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 12:16:07 PM
#4
TopicReminder why boobs are better than ass >_>
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:58:04 AM
#11
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>

for now

he probably disses boobs when you're not around

He actually complained a girl he banged didn't have bigger boobs lol
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TopicReminder why boobs are better than ass >_>
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:50:05 AM
#6
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>
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TopicReminder why boobs are better than ass >_>
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:45:51 AM
#1
Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means with was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there, thus excitement adds to the view.
People who stare at ass are cowards because there's no risk of getting caught, thus the view lacks any excitement.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded.
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien >_>
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TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:25:10 AM
#31
TopicI didnt know a hookup could be so bad ugh wtf
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:21:31 AM
#14
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 posted...
Him: "I hope it wasn't super awkward lol you are a very nice and cute guy"

He wanted me to be honest if I wasn't interested... but if I told him the full extent of how I feel now....

I guess I should just be like "Sorry, it was a bad experience and I'm not interested." Right?

Just be upfront and be like "Look dawg, shit sucked and I don't want to know you anymore. Deuces, bitch!" And then block him >_>
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TopicWhy is society moving towards more censorship?
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:07:57 AM
#7
TopicWhy is society moving towards more censorship?
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:03:18 AM
#4
Why can't everyone just enjoy some naked anime tiddies? >_> The world would be a better place
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TopicI didnt know a hookup could be so bad ugh wtf
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 10:59:08 AM
#9
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 posted...
If it were bigger it would have been worse, though.

*bzzt* Does not compute
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TopicI didnt know a hookup could be so bad ugh wtf
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 10:47:09 AM
#4
TopicImagine being in the airport and a cute girl writes her destination on her water
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:49:32 AM
#13
karlpilkington4 posted...
Is this a totally random girl, or did we already talk before she gave me the bottle?

You made flirty eye contact for 20 seconds. That's all the interaction you got.
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TopicImagine being in the airport and a cute girl writes her destination on her water
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:48:52 AM
#11
bknight posted...
C. TSA slaps that water bottle out of my hand and yells at me to toss it in that bin there, full of water bottles with writing on them.

But it looks like he's already inside the concourse? She probably bought it from a concession stand >_> They wouldn't take it from you there
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TopicApparently spending all your time gaming is worse than being a pedophile.
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:47:50 AM
#32
TopicImagine being in the airport and a cute girl writes her destination on her water
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:46:38 AM
#8
Scotty_Rogers posted...
What is this Naruto crap

This is what rich and attractive people do regularly apparently.
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TopicImagine being in the airport and a cute girl writes her destination on her water
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:43:43 AM
#6
TopicAre any of you dudes here age 40+?
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:40:04 AM
#11
Some CEgal pretended to be young but was actually 60-something and catfished a bunch of CEman in tinychat or discord or something >_> Anyone remember that?
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TopicSo , I may be going to prison in a few moments
NeonOctopus
05/31/19 7:38:09 AM
#124
TopicWe live in a society with no definitive version of Final Fantasy VI.
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 8:42:30 PM
#2
Doesn't the GBA version have a patch to put in good music though?

The bigger crime is Persona 3 not having a definitive version >_>
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TopicStill bugs me they closed down Miiverse.
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 8:38:13 PM
#5
TopicCop stops BLACK teen and then SCHOOLS him IN basket BALL
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:45:31 PM
#16
TopicAlexandria Ocasio Cortez QUIT her JOB cause she WON a HOTTEST EMPLOYEE Contest!!
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:44:24 PM
#4
TopicImagine being in the airport and a cute girl writes her destination on her water
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:36:26 PM
#1
bottle for you to follow her



Do you:

A: Cancel literally all of your travel plans and flights and pay more money to change flights to some random ass country, cross plains and random forests by yourself for possibly days, just to hopefully bump into this cute chick with all her guy friends on complete happenstance. Also, you hang on to literal garbage to show her when you see her again.

or

B: Realize what this cute chick is asking of you is fucking ludicrous and go about your business >_>
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TopicApparently, North Korea executed the humans involved in the Kim/Trump summit.
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:27:56 PM
#2
Topicsaw all these girls wearing sexy dresses...and then i realized it was a HS grad
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 6:43:32 PM
#27
TopicR. Kelly charged with 11 new counts of sexual abuse
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 4:17:14 PM
#2
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 4:16:03 PM
#22
TopicHoly fuck, i didn't know dere was a level higher den friendzone
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 3:52:48 PM
#25
TopicI love watching women jog while their boobs bounce everywhere >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 1:17:22 PM
#17
TopicI love watching women jog while their boobs bounce everywhere >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 1:15:11 PM
#14
TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 11:49:51 AM
#28
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
He certainly doesn't work in the new canon.

Cuz the new canon is trash lolololololololol
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TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 11:29:05 AM
#27
Skye Reynolds posted...
Star Wars is a movie series. If it doesn't happen in a live action film, it doesn't count.

Jedi Knight is a live action game lol
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TopicI feel like tagging people. Let me tag you as something.
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 10:53:20 AM
#55
Kitt posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I love titties >_>

You already have a tag:
G7YTbzI

I don't intend on changing this any time soon.

lol
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TopicI feel like tagging people. Let me tag you as something.
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 8:53:01 AM
#27
TopicABC news has been shilling Galaxies Edge all morning >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 8:17:59 AM
#4
Zikten posted...
supposedly Galaxies Edge removed Luke Skywalker from the park. he's not be found anywhere.

Wasn't he at the premiere? Is it cuz Mark Hamill shit talks the new trilogy?
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TopicCop stops BLACK teen and then SCHOOLS him IN basket BALL
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:45:56 AM
#15
TopicABC news has been shilling Galaxies Edge all morning >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:44:38 AM
#1
TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:13:48 AM
#6
rabbi_baby posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
fan357 posted...
Isnt Darth Vader in the original Dark Forces?

Yep

For like 5 seconds in 2 cutscreens tho

Just like Rogue One
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TopicBeat Luigi U by skipping the whole game lol >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:03:28 AM
#8
TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 7:00:10 AM
#4
TopicMan, FUCK Disney! My headcanon is Dark Forces/Jedi Knight occurs after Episode 6
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 6:32:50 AM
#2
TopicCE should have deir own discord or WhatsApp group
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 6:31:56 AM
#2
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 6:26:24 AM
#12
TopicATTN: Harpie
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 5:56:04 AM
#11
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
What's going on? Give some context


She's pissssssed.

Fucking say why. I don't live on CE 24/7
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TopicATTN: Harpie
NeonOctopus
05/30/19 5:44:03 AM
#9
TopicBest Pokemon protag is featured on the Pokemon Masters artwork
NeonOctopus
05/29/19 8:50:11 PM
#8
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/29/19 8:39:35 PM
#11
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/29/19 8:30:12 PM
#9
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/29/19 8:22:40 PM
#6
TopicYou're out getting ice cream and you see this chick. What do you do? >_>
NeonOctopus
05/29/19 8:18:10 PM
#4
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I wish y'all would put real or cartoon in parentheses with these topics.

Sucks brah
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