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TopicHave you ever had a threesome
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 7:10:53 PM
#2
Most ceman can't even pull one girl. And you think they're gonna get two? At the same time?

p0RDMJGgMXF96
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TopicMy gf asked me if she looked fat.
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 7:09:46 PM
#9
One time I said "yes, but that's the way I like it. Phat ass with a ph."

Didn't get laid for 3 days.
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TopicTips for losing weight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:39:48 PM
#31
clearaflagrantj posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
If you replace your daily medium Coca-Cola at McDonald's (16 oz), you reduce your annual calorie intake by 70,080 calories or about 20 pounds in a year. If you replace your daily 12-ounce can of Coke with water every day, you save 52,560 calories per year or about 15 pounds in a year.


According to verywellfit.

Going by such large numbers doesn't work very well like that. It's not like you'd lose 20lbs a year indefinitely.

It makes more sense to calculate TDEE with and without the extra coke and see what the equilibrium weight would be for each. I.E. if you drank the coke and ate your regular diet you'd weight 185lbs, removing the coke would put your equilibrium weight at 179lbs (I pulled those numbers out of my ass but you get the idea).

For sure. If you drop the soda but still eat crap and don't get much exercise it won't make much of a difference.
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TopicCereal? How often do you eat that for breakfast?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:35:12 PM
#2
Almost every day. I used to love cheerios until I realized how much sugar is in it. Most cereal is like a sugar bomb. I changed to corn flakes.
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TopicTips for losing weight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:29:37 PM
#22
Big_Nabendu posted...
Go on the water diet.
That means drink nothing but water. No food and no other drinks. First day ur stomach will growl. Drink water. The second day U will get hungry. Drink more water. Third day u Will be really hungry. Water water and water. 4th day ur body will realize that there isn't any food coming in. It will start to eat it's own fat. 5th day the hunger pains will be less severe.
But expect to only sleep a couple of hours around this time. I dont understand but thats how it happened for me.
Food will smell delicious. Power on. U will start to see results.
Drink black coffee if u need energy. No sugar or cream. Its all a great way to speed up your metabolism.

Water my friend.

Personally wouldn't recommend this. Doesn't seem safe.
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TopicI think everyone at work dislikes me
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:26:39 PM
#8
You're not there to make friends you're there to make money.
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TopicTips for losing weight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:20:36 PM
#15
If you replace your daily medium Coca-Cola at McDonald's (16 oz), you reduce your annual calorie intake by 70,080 calories or about 20 pounds in a year. If you replace your daily 12-ounce can of Coke with water every day, you save 52,560 calories per year or about 15 pounds in a year.


According to verywellfit.
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TopicMaga?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:17:14 PM
#3
And it became not great when we lost Vietnam.
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TopicRemember when Jennifer Lawrence was like "And we'll call you Magneto!"
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:14:08 PM
#2
No.
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TopicTinder - met a girl who "loves to laugh, smile and travel"
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:11:27 PM
#26
RebelElite791 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Don't date a girl who likes to travel.

Because they do something with their life aside from play videogames and shitpost?

Don't date a girl who plays viddya games.
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TopicTips for losing weight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:10:39 PM
#9
Agreed with the first post in the topic. Take out all the liquid calories and sugars and you'll lose weight. Except I would say it's okay to do healthy snacking. Fruits, nuts etc. Remember the sugar in fruit is the good kind. No doughnuts, chips, cake etc.
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TopicTinder - met a girl who "loves to laugh, smile and travel"
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:05:26 PM
#23
Don't date a girl who likes to travel.
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TopicStreet Fighter V? Is it a good game??????
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:03:24 PM
#2
It's no Street Fighter II.
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TopicLol remember Boogie2988?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 2:02:58 PM
#4
How could you forget...
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:33:58 PM
#24
De Evolution posted...
modena posted...
About 4 or 5. I had to break up 1
The girl fights I let go.


Girls are the worst... They're far more vicious, conniving, and ruthless than men.

Saying this as a former bouncer.

They seem like they just go for the hair and struggle for 5 minutes.
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Topicdo you think your best friend would also say that you're their best friend?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:16:34 PM
#2
No cause he's dead.
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TopicBeep Bep
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:16:08 PM
#21
Highwind07 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
How do i get it back


Go to the bottom right and there is a droplist called change colors.

Also, damn you @CapnMuffin

thanks buddy
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:15:00 PM
#17
DK9292 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Been in 3. Didn't start any of them but finished all of them.

You sound like one tough badass.

Nah, you just can't let people walk all over you. You try to defuse it and avoid it if possible but there are times where talking just doesn't work.

Yeah right.

Lemme guess, you're gonna want my address for doubting you so you can prove it, mister internet-tough-guy?

lol you are just a pissant on the net. I don't give 2 craps!! *flexes right bicep only*
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TopicBeep Bep
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:12:32 PM
#14
How do i get it back
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TopicBeep Bep
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 1:09:43 PM
#11
Arrgh my eyes!
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Topicwords brits pronounce weird
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:56:42 PM
#40
ROBANN_88 posted...
DuneMan posted...
Some do, though, add an 'r' pronunciation to words that end in vowels


did you see that?
yes, i 'sawr' it

I thought that was more of an Australian thing.
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:56:12 PM
#13
Orlando_Jordan posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...
Two big brawls this year. One was at the country bar during Rodeo season. The other was a couple weeks ago at a sports bar after some concert downtown. Both times they had to close early because fights kept breaking out

Pretty common at sports bars, especially when fans of the two opposing teams are in the same establishment.

Imagine getting into a fight because you want a team who wears one color to win, and another guy wants a team who wears a different color to win.

Pretty ridiculous. But when booze is involved all bets are off lol.
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TopicI missed out on young love. Never dated in high school or even college.
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:55:12 PM
#95
kayoticdreamz posted...
Hayame Zero posted...
it's the lack of confidence about it.

I think this is probably it.

After awhile, regardless of the reason(s), the lack of confidence and general embarrassment just creates a snowball effect. And if instead of approaching and at least trying you've been furiously fapping to God only knows what kind of porn, that can just add to the shame and distortion of what might otherwise be a healthy sexual outlook on life.

EDIT:

if I had to say for me 6 things have probably lead to me being stunted in this area

1. I naturally have a hard time bonding with people. I can tell what real affections are and they cause me to freeze if someone displays them towards me, like genuine loving affection.
2. Terrible choices in friends over the past several years. A chaotic family life. As I hit my 20s I recoiled more into bad habits and tossed the good ones away, for reasons I'll not mention to keep this short. Also after HS the social circle became more rigid and less newcomers entered
3. As time went on and I simply either failed miserably at dating and/or barely tried, it simply becomes embarrassing.
4. Porn has most certainly altered my sexual outlook in a bad way. Settling for porn vs trying to keep it simple
5. Online posting. I'd say shit posting online has hurt my relationship building abilities even more than they already were. Online posting is like a drug, it's addictive and mostly unhealthy.
6. To go along with 3, I'd say feeling like i have nothing to offer even though I know that is untrue, the general lack of effort, embarrassment, and everything else combines into some secret shame and then I don't even try.

What makes no sense is I can be ballsy in other areas of my life, not this one.
SauI_Goodman posted...
Older women generally know what they want and the games are gone.

I may not have much relationship experience but even I know this a load of shit. Seriously, any amount of time with women, sisters or otherwise, much less attempting to date them will prove that older women are just as psychotic as their younger counterparts. The psychoticness might have changed a little, but it is there nonetheless.

Don't think because the red pill comes across as misogynistic it is all together wrong when it repeats constantly "all women are like that" or that it is wrong because incels repeat it. It's pretty rare to find one that is not crazy.


The word "generally" means a lot in the sentence.
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:52:37 PM
#10
SuperExcitebike posted...
Two big brawls this year. One was at the country bar during Rodeo season. The other was a couple weeks ago at a sports bar after some concert downtown. Both times they had to close early because fights kept breaking out

Pretty common at sports bars, especially when fans of the two opposing teams are in the same establishment.
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:50:55 PM
#8
Orlando_Jordan posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Been in 3. Didn't start any of them but finished all of them.

You sound like one tough badass.

Nah, you just can't let people walk all over you. You try to defuse it and avoid it if possible but there are times where talking just doesn't work.
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TopicHave you loaned a person money before?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:50:08 PM
#3
Not since I was 10. I noticed a trend of nobody ever paying me back so I stopped. I don't even give family money.
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Topicwords brits pronounce weird
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:49:12 PM
#37
elevator : lift
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TopicHave you ever witnessed a bar fight?
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:48:21 PM
#5
Been in 3. Didn't start any of them but finished all of them.
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TopicAEW has a new home: TNT on Tuesday nights
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:16:51 PM
#14
Wow, so they ARE going head to head with WWE. I'm all for it!
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TopicCollege gyms can be stupid sometimes
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:06:28 PM
#8
If you're upset about college gym politics, I've got some bad news for you when you join the workforce.
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TopicIt's curious how afraid we are of wasps
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:38:01 AM
#56
ThyCorndog posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
There's nothing to be afraid of if you leave them alone. I lived in an area with a high wasp population for a year and never had an incident.

wasp legs typed this post

I am a secret commander for the wasp army.
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TopicMortal Kombat movie now in pre production
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:36:36 AM
#17
Hopefully they do it right this time. That Goro "fatality" in the first one sucked. Rated R like Deadpool or don't bother.
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TopicIt's curious how afraid we are of wasps
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:36:00 AM
#54
There's nothing to be afraid of if you leave them alone. I lived in an area with a high wasp population for a year and never had an incident.
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TopicWorld War 3 coming soon, exxonmobile evacuates from basra oil fields
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:19:26 AM
#26
Just like when GWB was gonna start ww3 right oh wait
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Topic"There are many jobs available, people just don't want to work!"
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:18:23 AM
#4
Yes.
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TopicReligion continues to die out. Younger people are especially leaving it.
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 10:17:50 AM
#14
Member1 posted...
GasMonkey posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Now if only this was the case worldwide and not just in 1st world western nations.

too true.


I think East Asia also has a large number of atheists if you add China, Japan and South Korea, that's over 1 billion+ atheists.

What South Korea has a huge Christian backing
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TopicDo Tifa deserved to have large breasts
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:48:40 AM
#5
It's pronounced tee-fuh
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TopicBig breasted Tifa from Final Fantasy 7
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:47:15 AM
#2
She's like 50 now bruh
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Topic7 Things that Make Men Look "BETA"!
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:36:34 AM
#4
Orlando_Jordan posted...
His first point was wrong. I stopped watching.

Just the fact that you started is beta.
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TopicThor Actor who said he BETRAYED Trump AND Jesus Christ Commits SUICIDE!!
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:25:02 AM
#6
Hey that's not Robert Downey Junior.
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TopicCE is just a bunch of people screaming at each other in a room.
SauI_Goodman
05/15/19 12:14:32 AM
#2
so you mean just a bunch of libs screaming at each other on cnn
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TopicYou are trapped in a Burger King with a lion, tiger, leopard, and a jaguar
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:49:56 PM
#4
Go out the front door.
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TopicTexas and Boston are voted most SEXIEST ACCENTS as Long Island/Jersey are LAST!!
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:39:16 PM
#33
is there really a difference between new york and long islander? or california and calfornia valley? and where is the french and australian accents at? those > any american accent
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TopicBones.
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:34:17 PM
#10
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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TopicWho should play the Silver Surfer
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:32:09 PM
#20
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
it should be a gay guy.

since he's gay.

No the fuck he isnt. Not unless that's a retcon. He loved some woman that was like his whole backstory of why he turned good

Clearly he's gay. Look at him when girls throw themselves at him. He shoots them down and looks towards Iron Man

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11115/111154487/3720249-a215_assemble.jpg
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TopicWho would you be more afraid of
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:30:25 PM
#1
Well semen - Results (11 votes)
Majin Buu after the sniper killed his puppy
54.55% (6 votes)
6
John Wick after the Russians killed his puppy
45.45% (5 votes)
5
^
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TopicWho should play the Silver Surfer
SauI_Goodman
05/14/19 11:28:42 PM
#17
HylianFox posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
it should be a gay guy.

since he's gay.

I could see NPH in the role

his skinny ass? would have to hit the gym
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