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If you're afraid of drinking cow's milk because of the scary hormones, that means you have to eliminate ALL dairy, which includes any food with

Milk
Cheese
Butter
Yogurt
Cream

No thanks bro

I thought this that older article about the guy who jumped out a 2nd story window bc an ugly black chick who looked like dude did the same thing

Those are some really unfortunate genetics.

A woman has pleaded guilty to domestic violence against her boyfriend who complained he almost suffocated when she sat on his face and demanded he perform oral sex on her.

The man told police he was 'scared to death' when Amy Nicole Parrino, 44, ran around their Boone County, Missouri home naked on December 2, 2018 and allegedly struck him with a belt, brass plate, cell phone, and hit him with open and closed fists up to 25 times.

The victim claimed that at one point during the incident around 9.45pm, Parrino pushed him to the ground, sat on his face and yelled 'eat my p***y' but he was unable to breathe.

According to an affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun, the boyfriend felt 'sick to my stomach' and told his girlfriend who is an assistant to an embalmer at a mortuary - to 'leave him alone.'

I may end up bent over for a while longer

They think that not jerking it long enough will magically give them the confidence to approach a woman.

Or maybe I just don't want to sit at the mechanic's for two hours :|

ZannoL posted...

???

I need to learn how to abstain >_>

Masturbation causes hair loss, anxiety, sleepiness, etc. overtime. It depletes the body mainly of zinc.

it's an alt-right thing that they unwittingly bought into and started repeating.

I need to learn bcuz I need to get my car to the mechanic today and I keep loading up videos.

But i dont get it either.

why does this stupid fucking topic still exist

its college. everyone experiments a bit in college and this doesnt mean he is gay it just means he tried it once and i cant be sure if he liked sausage or not yet
all i know for sure is he tried it once

mout

The real question is what is the name of my son and boyfriend so I can find the source of the gif in the OP?

Number090684 posted...

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Number090684 posted...

I'd be honest and say that even though it's his life and his decision I'm pretty disappointed by this turn of events and really didn't want him turn out this way. I'll still care about him because he is my son, but I don't think I'd ever get used to him being gay.

Wtf why would you even care what his sexuality is?

Because this is hypothetically my son and I'd hope raise a straight man. Also what if I was looking forward and hoping for him to have kids of his own someday? Can't do that if you're a gay guy, or whatever the fuck else guys classify themselves as that because they aren't attracted to women and don't want to have sex with them.... Unless, he resorts to adoption or a surrogate mother. And even then, where is the passion and genuine love in using a surrogate, unless absolutely necessary as a last resort for medical reasons?

Really weird to care about the passion your unborn son has for his imaginary child bearer lol

Lonestar2000 posted...

What an outdated concept.

This.

I mean what happens if they don't give their blessing? Do you just not marry the chick? Asking for the permission/blessing of a girl's parents means you think in part they have an ownership over her. It also says to me you don't view her as an equal since you are talking to them first to get their approval over marrying their daughter.

All that needs to be asked are these two simple questions: Do you love her? Does she love you? If the answer to both of these questions is yes then ask away. Or hell, for fun tell her it's the 21st century and you are waiting for her to put a ring on it and to ask you.

I shit you not I just ate 18 farmrich mozzarella sticks. Which is like 1600 calories so that sucks but the first 10 didn't satisfy me.

ribs n' potatoes.

It's no surprise the same people crying because they can't use a homophobic slur are ready to jump at the chance to use a racist slur.

You forfeit any right to civility when you drop a slur with a long and storied history of violence attached to it.

RebelElite791 posted...

The person I have tagged as transphobic trash is defending a homophobic bully. Makes sense

Shut the fuck up, I'm not defending anyone, I'm just saying throwing the first punch (slap) doesn't make you any better.

And of course you're the kind of person who uses the pathetic tagging thing to openly flame people, lol

viewmaster_pi posted...

It's just stupid that you're all rooting for the kid who hits first just because he's gay.

Like yeah, no shit, bullies shouldn't call anyone names and discriminating against gay people is wrong, but hitting people is pretty wrong, too, especially when it's not even in defence

Unless you're lgbt i guess, then you're an internet hero for it

Are you joking?

That one short, straight guy was walking up to him in a threatening manner. It looked like he was going to get close enough to punch the gay guy.

Thankfully, the gay guy was smart enough to slap the shit out of that pathetic straight guy.

It's just stupid that you're all rooting for the kid who hits first just because he's gay.

Like yeah, no shit, bullies shouldn't call anyone names and discriminating against gay people is wrong, but hitting people is pretty wrong, too, especially when it's not even in defence

Unless you're lgbt i guess, then you're an internet hero for it

Skye Reynolds posted...

I was expecting this to say, "dog."

Boyfriend is fine.

I laughed way too hard at this post

I'd probably say that you could have always told me and I'd still love you just the same or something along those line.

Toss him a pack of Trojans, introduce myself to his current squeeze and keep it moving

Immediately disowned and cut off all contact. Then contact/notify families, friends, and relatives about this situation. After that will attempt to blessed pics, clothes, etc (related thing with gay son) with Holy Water and set it on fire later on. Finally buried the remaining ashes somewhere 100 miles away and moved on with life.

Over a year since the history-making operation, the recipient of the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant an injured veteran of the US Armed Forces is "feeling whole" again and recovering well, doctors report in a case note on the pioneering procedure.

The man, who remains anonymous, was on patrol with his squad in Afghanistan when Taliban fighters ambushed them. As he went to give first aid to another soldier, he stepped on an improvised explosive device hidden on the road. In an instant, the blast took away much of the lower half of his body.

"I remember everything froze and I was upside down," the man told MIT Technology Review. "I remember thinking a quick thought: 'This isn't good.'"

It wasn't. In the sudden explosion, the soldier lost most of his legs, as well as his genitals and part of his abdomen. This was back in 2010.

At the time, there had only ever been one reported penis transplant, performed in 2006 on a patient in Guangzhou, China; as far as precursors go, it wasn't exactly promising. Complications set in early, and the man's body began to reject the organ, which showed signs of necrosis, possibly due to inadequate blood supply.

Nonetheless, reconstructive surgery specialists at Johns Hopkins Hospital were confident their soldier patient, whom they first met in 2013, would make a good candidate for transplant surgery although it took five years of preparation (including extensive experimentation on cadavers) before they got a chance to try, once a suitable organ from a deceased donor finally became available.

During that long interim, three successful penis transplants had been completed: two in South Africa, both on patients who experienced penile loss due to infections stemming from circumcision; and one involving a man in the US, who had the surgery after a partial penectomy from penile cancer.

Yet none of those patients had lost as much as the soldier. His operation would be particularly ambitious, involving the transplant of a single piece of tissue encompassing penis, scrotum, and lower abdominal wall all together something doctors had never attempted before.

In total, the entire transplant weighed nearly five pounds (over two kilograms), and measured 10 by 11 inches (roughly 25 cm).

Despite the challenges which involved stitching together hundreds of tiny blood vessels only a millimetre or two wide under a powerful microscope a 14-hour operation performed by 11 different surgeons was a success.

Even more significantly, over a year on from this world-first transplant, the medical team reports the patient is recovering well, with the organ and its reestablished nerve connections functioning about as well as could be hoped for.

"He has near-normal erections and the ability to achieve orgasm," the researchers write in their case report.

"He has normal sensation to the shaft and tip of the transplanted penis and can localise touch sensation The patient urinates while standing, without straining, frequency, or urgency, with the urine discharged in a strong stream."