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| Topic | ugh so i found a mouse in my garage. what do i do? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:55:21 PM #7 | Keep him --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | ugh so i found a mouse in my garage. what do i do? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:53:35 PM #4 | A mouse or a rat? If it's a mouse, keep him as a pet, mice are cute. If it's a rat, boil him and eat him, rats are ugly. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | ITT: Games you want a sequel to that no one else does. |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:48:53 PM #13 | Y'all are little babies. Watch this!! Shadow the Hedgehog --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Never played Morrowind; should my first time be totally vanilla? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:47:20 PM #4 | Use nude mods and bloom filters --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Scientists manage to 3D objects to 1/1000th to their original size |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:43:25 PM #6 | UnfairRepresent posted... Turbam posted...Can they make me a pocket waifu? Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father, my boss, or god --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Who are the best bros from this list? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:41:38 PM #2 | Mario Mario and Luigi Mario --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I think the woman that wants me to go on date with her might be a trans woman. |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:29:16 PM #115 | Comfy_Pillow posted... If you hooked up and she put a fleshlight in your ass and fucked that would it be gay sex or straight sex?  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | C/D you know what pokemon glazed is |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:27:34 PM #27 | Is that when you cream in the Pokemons butthole? :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Who is the sexiest waifu there is? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:26:09 PM #1 | ? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Where were you when No_U_L7 owned CE by posting proof of all the girls? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:25:02 PM #20 | This is pathetic :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How is JoJos Bizarre Adventure? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:21:17 PM #4 | Bizarre --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Been getting a lot of facebook hate lately, due to who I'm dating. |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:20:44 PM #2 | They peanut butter and jelly --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | AOC is the best friend of the protagonist in the last video game you played |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:17:40 PM #13 | Dragon Quest 5? Would she become a selectable bride? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Scientists manage to 3D objects to 1/1000th to their original size |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:16:10 PM #3 | Can they make me a pocket waifu? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Sophie Turner topless |
| Turbam 07/25/19 5:10:35 PM #11 | She's ugly --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Post ITT and I will rate your contributions to CE |
| Turbam 07/25/19 3:24:23 PM #51 | Superlinkbro posted... Turbam posted...Now I'm getting nervous V: This'll be on my permanent record! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Why people on here gotta hate on my mayne vegy for? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 2:57:53 PM #3 | Who is hatin on him?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | New study: 38% of "homeless" people have tents |
| Turbam 07/25/19 2:34:13 PM #3 | Wow Definitely voting for Trump next time --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Post ITT and I will rate your contributions to CE |
| Turbam 07/25/19 2:17:12 PM #24 | Now I'm getting nervous V: --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | 4k TVs arent all that expensive anymore |
| Turbam 07/25/19 2:03:38 PM #9 | They gettin ready for 8K --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Post ITT and I will rate your contributions to CE |
| Turbam 07/25/19 1:46:02 PM #18 | :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Check out this Asian girl with a nice ass |
| Turbam 07/25/19 1:44:29 PM #11 | Big Bobby bought me those shorts --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | haha is this true? |
| Turbam 07/25/19 10:29:53 AM #2 | Lmao --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Wage slave logic |
| Turbam 07/25/19 10:28:04 AM #44 | I'm quitting my job today, thank you TC --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Marvel Director Wants Fans to Stop Calling Natalie Portman 'Female Thor' |
| Turbam 07/25/19 10:11:25 AM #54 | Call her Whor --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I've mixed up a potion, and soon the CEgals will realize. |
| Turbam 07/25/19 9:55:59 AM #1 | That all they ever wanted was to be dear Turbam's bride! To finally be together is a dream that will come true Flying off into the sunset in a copter built for two! Some say I'm dishonest, but I'm really truly fondest To a girl that I can take home to meet Mom! One pinch of banana roots sent straight from my heart Two drops of berry juice and we will never part Three flower petals, oh, if the CEgals only knew! Being together forever, shooby-dooby-doo! I see us in a treehouse with a nice barrel fence You bringing me my slippers, oh, it all makes so much sense! One pinch of banana roots sent straight from my heart Two drops of berry juice and we will never part Three flower petals, this potion I've made for you Being together forever! Oooooooh! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | People Are Now Planning to Storm Loch Ness to 'Find Dat Big Boi' |
| Turbam 07/25/19 9:46:47 AM #24 | Gonna storm the Bermuda Triangle on September 22nd to see dem alternate dimensions --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Imagine going camping with her |
| Turbam 07/24/19 9:23:55 PM #10 | Ikagura posted... The hells with all these Vegeta and Super Saiyan username? @SSJ2GrimReaper --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | she looks at u and says ''you want butter on the popcorn, sweetie?" |
| Turbam 07/24/19 9:06:51 PM #3 | Crono99 posted... Is that Mrs. Doubtfire? smh rip --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | She hears your GF say ''Look at this slut sitting in MY chair, remove her now'' |
| Turbam 07/24/19 9:04:38 PM #2 | Tell my grandfather it's rude to call women sluts. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | she looks at u and says ''you want butter on the popcorn, sweetie?" |
| Turbam 07/24/19 9:03:32 PM #1 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | My own arrogance gives me enormous confidence |
| Turbam 07/24/19 9:00:27 PM #2 | What's the best part of an anime girl? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Imagine going camping with her |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:59:49 PM #2 | Fuck that Her fat ass would eat all the snacks. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | left or right? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:58:59 PM #7 | SSJGrimReaper posted... That's me and @Turbam --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | left or right? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:58:19 PM #6 | Left doesn't have a big enough ass for me Right has a bigger ass, but she's ugly as fuck Neither, I go home and fap to hentai --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | She asks ''does my necklace go well with dis outfit?" |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:56:18 PM #16 | NeonOctopus posted... Touch posted...NeonOctopus posted...I'd unzip my pants and give her a pearl necklace if you know what I mean Your sperm shouldn't be pearl white :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Switch owners, how do you play it? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:54:32 PM #2 | With my hands --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Do the Mario! |
| Turbam 07/24/19 8:08:26 PM #6 | Side --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | My dad literally believes Mueller declared Trump innocent. |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:40:43 PM #4 | His house, his news --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Is Billy Joel da best musician? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:20:35 PM #2 | Nah bro, crazy frog --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Why must mukbangs be a thing? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:14:28 PM #2 | If you ever need to ask why something exists, the answer is always because it's somebody's fetish --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Nice Guys. |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:11:44 PM #3 | Nice guys finish last Bad guys have a blast Take his money Grab his honey Dump that loser fast! Who cares if you're nice? Nice guys pay the price Life lambasts 'em While jerks cruise past 'em Right to the head of the class Because nice guys, finish last! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | it is wednesday my dudes |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:08:36 PM #2 | Is it true that when people say things like "my dude" what they really want to say is the n word?!?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Bokuhime Project announced, crossdressing-themed game finally a reality |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:07:39 PM #1 | Nippon Ichi Software will release Bokuhime Project for PlayStation 4 and Switch, the latest issue of Dengeki PlayStation reveals. A release date was not announced. Bokuhime Project is a cross-dressing-themed game project started up in September 2017. However, Nippon Ichi Software decided that a game would not be made until its concerns over whether there was any demand for a cross-dressing game were quelled. The company made an official Twitter account in order measure said demand, which recently reached over 10,000 followers https://gematsu.com/2019/07/bokuhime-project-announced-for-ps4-switch --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Have you ever gamed with someone famous? |
| Turbam 07/24/19 6:03:26 PM #4 | Not that I know of --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | lol people complaining EA Access on PS4 has less games than on Xbox One |
| Turbam 07/24/19 5:58:52 PM #3 | Sony always wins baybay! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
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