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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm about 95% confident our government knows aliens exist and is keeping it from us to keep us from freaking out. It would throw a big wrench into religion alone, there would be chaos.

I don't think it's that they're worried about us freaking out, I think they just don't want the Canadians to get wind of it. @a-c-a-b

Godamnit did acab get sent up the river? NM he's there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I always wanted to do this at work when someone comes in my office.


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ohhh it will. Now is the PERFECT time to ask for a raise.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I clap after I sit up too.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah i've been involved in a drunk driving accident. As a passenger in the desert with no one around, 80mph crash. This truck rolled 17 times just right to not kill us, but I broke a lot of shit. It was about that time that I smarted up to it and said fuck that. And yeah I would knock my best friend out to to stop them from getting behind the wheel drunk.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Why no pics?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If I needed it. Then the insurance company is going to pay for it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

OwlRammer posted...

WTF this is an OUTRAGE!!!! >:( ;-; that's it I'm striking back

Whoaaa slow down... can you finish dealing with the mice in my back yard first or?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Whatever gets ya fuckin loaded.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DirkDiggles posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Holy shit. He looks like Ronald McDonald.

Ronald has red hair. lol

He still looks like he works at McDonalds.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DrizztLink posted...

I can actually participate in this topic for once.

yaaaay

Good to see you pop in here for a change drizzy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm always on real late night, I don't usually get home from work til after 9 central time.

Tell your boss that's not gonna work for me.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

aaaaaaaahahahahahaha

Look at that fuckin guy, and he ate an owl

He looked normal until he ate the damn thing.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Why is it always one or the other you guys? We need to schedule heavy drinking sessions.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well I am close enough to Roswell to tell you this much. Roswell exists.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WAIT.... I thought Bob was dead????? WTF?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Well that just ruined my fucking night

I had no idea

Christ man he died like 20 years ago.

Well shit, Paul McCartney is still alive, right? And Bob Barker? Betty White?

Bob Barker is dead. I don't know about the others, I'll get back to you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Well that just ruined my fucking night

I had no idea

Christ man he died like 20 years ago.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ernest is dead. Died a long time ago, know what I mean?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You miss spelling the mans name correctly too?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

They need to bring back Robocop to Detroit. I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Duncanwii posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What feeling it's going to be to have to knock the shit out of your boss to stop him from driving. Ohhhh that would be sweet.

Drunk driving is a crime but you know what else is? Assault.

Cops wouldn't care if he had to knock him out to stop him from driving drunk.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That's funny @ Kevin Nash leaving at 0:43
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Keith_Valentine posted...

Dark_SilverX posted...

How bout hairy women booty holez?

Oh man. I flipped this girl over one time and that happened. I was lkke.. wtf. Offended. And she had an attitude like she was some diva with that hairy ass. She proly didn't even know.

That's why you carry a lighter and just singe it outta there. Unless it's a lot then you got a forest fire you have to explain to the fire department.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

YonicBoom posted...

For 401k, my job does 100% match up to 6%, and then gives an additional 3% automatically regardless of your contribution.

It's amazing to me how many people there don't take advantage of this literal free money.

Mmmmhmm. A lot of people leave their money in savings too when money markets that pay more interest are available. Again, just free money.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What feeling it's going to be to have to knock the shit out of your boss to stop him from driving. Ohhhh that would be sweet.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Duncan's girlfriend has a happy trail

And it probably isn't too happy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Questionmarktarius posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

SimpleMan posted...

Alright. Set up a phone conference with cardiology about surgery next month.

Me too.

BK tacos, huh?

What... what if i'm a cardiologist? BK makes TACOS?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ahhh shit Rip Torn died. He was a funny dude in Freddy Got Fingered... Hell of a name that guy had I'll tell ya that much.


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

SimpleMan posted...

Alright. Set up a phone conference with cardiology about surgery next month.

Me too.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

They just shrugged it off? Were you there?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Holy shit. He looks like Ronald McDonald.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

She strikes me an a really huge dumb ass. Her parents, friends, lawyers, and agents are going to take all her money. That million is going to turn into 18 dollars real fast.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

My blind rage.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Rob Schneider is......... the dead body!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You should have knocked him into the printer and say "I'll show ya classless"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Shit clouds.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CanuckCowboy posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Drinking is gonna be rough tonight. But I think I can push through it.

One of the best things about drinking is how easily it gets you into drinking. Lol.

Indeed. I'm already feelin better.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Drinking is gonna be rough tonight. But I think I can push through it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That's fascinating. I'm getting hungover and i'm really losing my patience for this shit. So thanks for stopping by. I'm gonna go pass the fuck out for about 18 hours.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I don't really give a rats ass.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah well what are ya gonna. You got anything else to add to this shit show?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Shablagoo posted...

As a lover of alcohol, I would appreciate being tagged next time.

Well i've been drinking all night so give me about 12 hours maybe I dunno. We'll see.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Error1355 posted...

Dude wtf is wrong with you?

Heyyyyy man whoa! What's with the hostility?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's not really a gimmick. I really do have a pretty twisted sense of humor.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

For christ sake man I only bring it up because that's really the only thing notable about you. You threaten to kill me every now and again. That's just what you do. And I make jokes that not everyone finds funny. Although, I think they do, they just report it anyway. We can't survive here.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

More times than I can count this month alone.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson