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Bitches get slapped.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Abiz_ posted...

Someone doesn't know how babies are conceived.

Someone does not know how jokes work.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Depends how obese you are. Going running if you are like 500lbs will destroy your knees, and ankles. So, not that healthy.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Zikten posted...

Ecco the Dolphin vs Climate Change

that should be the name of the remake

Yeah. Unfortunately, Ecco was caught in some tuna nets, and drowned.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

JoeDangIt posted...

Could having a woman's bone marrow effect a man's semen?

I do not want a baby growing in my ballsack.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Has she always been able to spiderman with the lasso?

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I feel as if their is an easily learn-able lesson here.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Was it the pogo stick one? It was the pogo stick one.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

So that is why I have not been able to find work! The employers have seen my moderation history, and gone "Nope!"

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Not nearly as good as Luke vs Vader in Empire.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Yes. But so did my 30's. I am not expecting great things of my 40's.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I used to have an ingrown toenail, but rather than visit a doctor, I got an extremely sharp hobby knife, and very carefully shaved away the part of the toenail digging in to me. Still managed to cut myself up a little every time I did it, but eventually my toe was able to heal.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Lotr first. Your brain will be confused as to why Legolas is clearly younger, despite the movies taking place decades after.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I have had a few. My worst injury has left me with the "ability" to rotate my right foot 180 degrees. It grosses people out when they ask me to show them.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

specialkid8 posted...

I guess they thought they were being cheeky when they named the third one Predators. I don't really know what they were going for with this one. I miss numbers.

The next one will be Pred4tors.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The Sound of Music, motherfucker.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

User Info: 008Zulu
Elite User Since: Aug 2008Karma: 809

Is 809 high? I don't have a metric for this kind of thing.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

DevsChum posted...

Yeah I was kinda surprised at the punctuality of it really.

The mods probably have known Trolls tagged, so they know whenever one of them posts something.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Hang on... I have almost solved the puzzle cube, so I will ask them.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

MaverickXeo posted...

Anger is passion, and shows you care.

Anger is hating something so intensely, that you lose your capacity for rational thought.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

IdiotMachine posted...

Why aren't democrats angry?

Anger is what you resort to, what you show, when you don't have intelligence.

Republicans are angry all the time.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I could never make it past the first 30 minutes of 2001. Seriously, it felt like I had just wasted 8 hours of my life.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The Trent posted...

yeah but i shouldn't have to
plus i don't have one long enough to reach where i'm sitting

It's just to test if your controller is busted.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Calling Fake News. The only sources "reporting" on this are far-right websites, and accounts on Twitter.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The original versions of his early Bond books did use the N-word. But he wasn't a racist. Live and Let Die was written as a jab at the paranoia in white society of the time.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

You get used to it in Australia.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The Trent posted...

define always
people weren't sitting around waiting for the new butter churner to release back in the day

Maybe if you're Amish.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Yes. Ultimecia is vulnerable to Water. So, wet t-shirt.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Can you run it off the USB cable?

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

OffTempo posted...

Im guessing that Konami longer has copyright on the game so no?

They are no longer licensed to sell it, or profit off the trademarked characters it contains. But, depending on the wording of their agreement, they may own the rights to any original creations contained therein. But common phrases cannot be copyright claimed unless they contained copyrighted trademarks (brand names for example). Phrases associated with characters also cannot be claimed, unless it contains a trademark. Optimus Prime's "Autobots, roll out!" for example is protected under copyright, but Michelangelo's "Cowabunga!" would not be.

I don't think that this would've be either, but, the director has already admitted that's where he got it from. So, Konami has a better chance at winning. They probably won't though, it's fairly flimsy.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Sounds like the thermistor might be shot. It's a little electrical component that is sensitive to heat. If it gets too hot, it breaks. A safety feature to stop the computer overloading and combusting. Can't be fixed.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Tyranthraxus posted...

There's no evidence Exodus ever happened. Any of it. Like not even if you squint while drunk.

I wonder how or why it took them 40 years to walk a distance you could cover in 11 days.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

A cheap disposable film camera.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Four, that I am able to remember.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

HellRatUFO posted...

Donald Trump has successfully passed more gun control legislation than Obama

Blame the Republicans for cockblocking lifesaving legislation for so long.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

If it's a Rubik's Cube, just take off all the stickers, and put them back on in the winning arrangement.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

He is the clown that failed out of Trump's clown college.

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Girls don't go out with teenagers pretending they want to do Donald Trump anally on dying video game message boards.

Seriously? Oh man!

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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Yes, they would get a notification that someone is trying to gift them something, they then click accept, and the gift is delivered.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

vigorm0rtis posted...

If the election were today he'd have to win the entire rust belt to win. He's not gonna win the whole rust belt after buttfucking farmers for a whole year.

Depends on their level of codependency.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Diamonds are Forever, motherfucker.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

darkprince45 posted...

Mr. x?

F, Mr F.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

cjsdowg posted...

Why would his hooker have another bed, to herself.

Have you seen how big he is? Probably needs one just for himself.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It melts my brain in less than a minute, so, I hate it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

boxington posted...

he's one of the worst videogame protagonists that I've come across in a long time

But...but... his hat is iconic!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

Dailymail has learned that The Trump administration wants to introduce legislation to force all travelers entering OR LEAVING, including US CITIZENS to be PHOTOGRAPHED!!

I seriously doubt the newspaper you stole this article from gave the garbage clickbait all caps
keep trying, one day you might be a real journalist

Or at least hired by Fox News.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

PatrickMahomes posted...

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Goats posted...

Why not go after Khaleesi for her water bottle that got in that one episode of GOT

Wasn't it a Starbucks cup?

khaleesi's was a starbucks cup but arya also had a water bottle in a later episode

I thought it was Sam's.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

She Copy & Pasted from Michelle Obama's initiatives. Melania then went on to say in a video interview that she was the most bullied person ever.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

If you have an Adobe account, your serial keys should appear there.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.